The Local Lazy Man System

"Professor Ye, don't mind, you know that I am engaged in agricultural scientific research. The watermelon grown by your family is so delicious. It is definitely a good scientific research project. Don't worry, we will definitely pay you the cost of this scientific research and even the patent fee. No problem, I think you should understand."

Although Professor Wu has been engaged in agricultural scientific research all his life, he has little understanding of the world, but after all, if he is so old, if he can't see that Ye Rongrong's face is not good-looking, he will really be in the stomach of a dog in this life.

I understand, I understand your grandma!

Don't think you are an old professor, you can be so shameless.

If it weren't for Dean Yang's face, Ye Rongyao would have driven people out now.

"Understand, understand."

Seeing Dean Yang's face, Ye Rongrong resisted the urge to chase this Professor Wu away, and pretended to understand.

In my heart, I directly put this Professor Wu on the blacklist that cannot be communicated with.

"Professor Ye, it's great for you to understand."

Professor Wu said happily. Professor Wu did not expect this to happen so smoothly.

"Understand, it's not easy for everyone these days," Ye Rongrong said.

"Ye Rongrong, may I ask how your watermelon is grown and what fertilizers are used?" Professor Wu asked.

"This, Professor Wu, you're really embarrassing me. I'm so grown up, I haven't been to the ground a few times, and I can't even distinguish the grains. How do you ask me to answer!"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. He was telling the truth, but he didn't lie to him.

"You didn't grow these watermelons?" Professor Wu asked in surprise.

"Look at me, white and tender, like someone who works in the field?" Ye Rongyao said, pointing to his own skin.

"What about your vegetables and farmed fish?"

Professor Wu glanced at Ye Rongrong and really felt that he didn't want to do farm work.

Professor Wu is engaged in agronomic research, and he often contacts farmers who go to the fields. People who often work in the fields cannot be so innocent.

"I didn't do it either,

All the people in the village are invited to work, otherwise I will ask the two villagers who work in my house to come over and ask them if you have any questions. "Ye Rongrong said.

Ye Rongfa decided to let Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng send this Professor Wu away. Ye Rongrong really didn't want to accompany him.

It was really Ye Rongyao's impression of this Professor Wu, and now it has become very bad, looking at him annoying.

"that would be great."

Professor Wu said. Professor Wu also believed that Ye Rongrong was not a farmer, and he couldn't find any useful information when he asked him.

"Yingying, go and send Ye Xiangsheng and Ye Rong to me."

Ye Rongyao raised his head and said to the parrot "Sakura Ying" standing on the longan tree enjoying the shade.

It's hot this day, and even the usually lively "Sakura" has no energy. Standing on the tree and squinting, seeing the guests, he doesn't gnaw.

"It's so hot! The sun outside is so poisonous"

The parrot "Ying Ying" didn't want to move, and said feebly.

The weather is so hot that even the birds find reasons to be lazy.

"Where did all the nonsense come from, call me quickly."

Ye Guangyao said dissatisfiedly. They are all petted by their own wives. This parrot is getting lazy and is about to become an "uncle".

"Always let me work, Yingying is so miserable."

The parrot "Ying Ying" said dissatisfiedly, but still obediently flew out to find someone.

Smart parrots know that they can't really upset their masters, or their mistresses won't be able to protect themselves.

"This, is this a parrot?"

Dean Yang looked at the parrot that flew out of the yard in surprise and said.

Dean Yang is not unusual for a parrot to speak human words, but what this parrot said, as well as this understanding, shocked Dean Yang. It definitely has the wisdom of a five-year-old child.

A parrot has the intelligence of a five-year-old, what does it mean?

Dean Yang is afraid to think about it.

"It's a parrot."

Ye Rongyao nodded and said.

"Where did this parrot come from?"

Professor Wu came back to his senses and looked at Ye Rongrong excitedly and asked.

This is definitely another major discovery, and Professor Wu is even more excited than the discovery of the delicious big watermelon just now.

Professor Wu felt that this time, he really came right.

If I didn't come, where can I see so many strange things, it's an eye-opener.

This really answers the saying, "It is better to travel thousands of miles to read thousands of books at home." This statement is not false at all.

"I bought it at the flower and bird market." Ye Rongrong said.

"Bought it at the flower and bird market?"

Both Dean Yang and Professor Wu said in disbelief. How could such a smart parrot be bought in the flower and bird market?

"Yes, it is the flower and bird market in the county seat of Yangping County. You can also try your luck." Ye Rongrong said.

"It's incredible that such a smart parrot can still be bought in the flower and bird market. Professor Ye, you are really lucky."

Professor Wu lamented how he never met such a good thing.

"Hehe, I've always had good luck."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. I was originally a lazy person, but my luck was really good. I married a stunning wife like Liu Qingqing, and I also got the "lazy system" that changed my life.

...

"Glory, are you looking for us?"

Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng walked into the yard and asked Ye Rongrong.

For parrots to spread words, it is not uncommon in Taoyuan Village now. Everyone is used to Ye Rongrong's family having a very smart parrot, who can speak human words, spread words and play tricks.

In the past, there were several big bosses outside the village who bought this smart parrot at a big price, but Ye Rongrong rejected them all.

Now Ye Rongyao's house uses gatekeepers. Those big bosses who want to buy this parrot can't even enter Ye Rongrong's house.

"Yes, this is Professor Wu from Zhejiang South University. He has some planting questions to ask you. You should tell this Professor Wu everything you know about planting." Ye Rongrong said to the two.

"Oh."

Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng have been working in Ye Rongrong's house for a while, and Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng have met a lot of great people. Although he is surprised that the old man in front of him is a great scholar, he is not very nervous.

In the eyes of rural people, a professor is a person of great culture, an existence one level higher than a teacher.

"You planted this watermelon." Professor Wu asked.

"Yes, we planted it."

Ye Rongfa nodded and said. Ye Xiangsheng and Ye Xiangsheng did the whole planting process for the watermelon of Ye Rongrong's house.

"What kind of fertilizer do you usually use?" Professor Wu asked.

"No chemical fertilizers are used. Glory said that to grow green food, pesticides and chemical fertilizers cannot be used." Ye Rongfa said.

"Then what kind of fertilizer do you usually apply to watermelons?" Professor Wu asked.

"There is no fertilizer, just water the watermelon." Ye Rongfa said.

...

Professor Wu asked Ye Rongfa and Ye Xiangsheng for an hour, but he didn't ask anything. It seems that after the seeds of Ye Rongfa's vegetables and watermelons are planted, they usually pull the weeds, get rid of insects, and water some water. .

This kind of planting is very simple than ordinary people's planting. In this way, it is a miracle that such delicious vegetables and watermelons can be grown.

Such a result made Professor Wu very dissatisfied, but there was no other way.

After all, Professor Wu could see that the two old people in this place didn't lie to him at all.

Where is the problem?

This gave Professor Wu a headache.

Could it be that the problem is with the seeds, but what about the fry?

"Husband, it's time to eat."

Liu Qingqing came out of the dining hall at this time and said to Ye Rongrong.

On weekdays, everyone eats in the kitchen in the backyard, but if there are guests at home, they eat in the dining room at home, and they will cook a few more dishes than usual.

Aunt Liu cooked this meal at noon. Except for the meat dishes, other vegetables and fish were all harmless vegetables and fish.

To be honest, since Liu Qingqing was pregnant, Ye Rongyao was worried about the vegetables outside. The vegetables, eggs and fish used at home had to be grown and raised in his own home.

Meat, Ye Rongyao can buy pork from the farmhouse's own pigs when he can go outside the village, he buys it at the farmhouse, and basically doesn't go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

Of course, seafood can only be bought from outside.

In fact, the vegetables, aquatic products, meat and poultry in the current vegetable market are really worrying.

The main reason is that there are too many black cabbage dealers now, plus the so-called genetically modified food, how could Ye Rongrong dare to let his pregnant wife eat these.

Before getting married, Ye Rongyao saw in the news that many daughters-in-law of wealthy families were pregnant and went abroad to raise babies. Ye Rongrong secretly scolded them for being foreigners.

But now Ye Rongyao understands them somewhat, it is not easy for everyone, everyone is actually thinking about the health of the next generation.

There are six dishes, one soup, and a plate of watermelon. Although Aunt Liu's cooking skills have improved a lot, the fried dishes don't look good in appearance, but each dish is served in a porcelain pot, and the weight is particularly sufficient.

In this regard, many rural people are the same. In fact, they are not afraid that the guests will not be able to finish their food, but they are afraid that the guests will have no food after eating.

"These vegetables and fish are all your own."

Looking at the dishes on the table, Professor Wu asked. Although he knew that the vegetables and fish of Ye Rongrong's house had very high nutritional value, Professor Wu had never tasted how it tasted.

"Yes, everyone try it." Ye Rongrong said.

Professor Wu put a piece of fish meat into his mouth. It was soft and boneless. It was very rotten to chew in the mouth. It was soft but smooth, and it was refreshing and fragrant. The taste was really good.

The other dishes are so flavorful that it makes people reluctant to put down their chopsticks.

A meal was enjoyed by the host and guests, especially Dean Yang and Professor Wu. It was the first time that such a delicious dish had been eaten. After the two of them had a meal, they never stopped talking until they couldn't eat any more. Chopsticks, touching the chubby belly.

Fortunately, this dish has been cooked enough, otherwise it is really not enough.

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