The Local Lazy Man System

Everyone walks in the forest,

It is spring now, just entering the third month of the lunar calendar. It can be said that it is the season of flowers. As soon as you arrive at the foot of the mountain, you can see the azaleas, that is, the azaleas are blooming all over the mountains. (from Q pen i house u)

The beautiful rhododendrons are blooming red and bright, full of mountains and valleys, red and pink one after another, like the surging waves,

Spreading out, blooming brilliantly, thousands of branches are showing off, dense bushes are dancing, swaying vigorously in the wind, and strong publicity...

Rhododendrons are mostly red, only a few are pinkish-white or lavender. When the flowers bloomed vigorously, all over the mountains and plains, a fiery red, like burning clouds, and like thousands of flaming torches held high.

Rhododendrons are dazzling and dazzling, and have the reputation of Xi Shi in flowers.

According to folklore, he used to be a boy, because his brother was abused by his stepmother and ran away. An ancient poem said: "Azaleas and birds, both resentment and beauty are on credit. It is suspected that it is blood in the mouth, dripping into flowers on the branches."

"Brother-in-law, is that a rhododendron?"

At the foot of the mountain, Liu Xixi could see the fiery red azaleas all over the mountain, and asked her brother-in-law excitedly.

"Yes, it's Rhododendron. We call it azaleas here, maybe Manshanhong."

Ye Rongyao nodded and said. This red mountain is definitely the most splendid flower blooming in the mountain forest in spring, especially beautiful.

When Ye Rongrong was a child, in the spring, the mountain was full of red. Pick off the petals full of mountain red, stuff it into your mouth, and chew it lightly. forever.

It's just that when I grow up, I don't eat this Manshanhong anymore.

"Husband, can I eat this Manshanhong?"

Liu Qingqing knew that this red safflower was edible, but he had never eaten it before, and now he couldn't help but want to taste the taste of this bright red safflower.

"Of course, but the leaves of Manshanhong cannot be eaten. The leaves are poisonous and must not be eaten by mistake. It may cause salivation, nausea, vomiting and skin irritation."

Ye Rongrong walked to the side of the road, picked a red flower all over the mountain, took off all the leaves, and handed it to his wife.

"It's a little sweet, but it tastes good.

"

Liu Qingqing picked a petal and chewed it in his mouth before saying.

"I want to eat too."

When Liu Xixi heard that her sister said that the flowers of Manshanhong were delicious, she couldn't help but ran to the roadside and picked a few Manshanhong flowers. After handing one to his mother, he couldn't wait to pick a petal and chew it in his mouth.

"It was delicious."

Ouyang Lizhu ate a petal full of red and said. It is also the first time for Ouyang Lizhu to eat the flowers of Manshanhong. It can also be said that it is the first time for Ouyang Lizhu to eat petals like this. I didn't expect it to taste so good.

"Brother-in-law, this Manshanhong is so delicious, I want to pick some more and bring it back to eat." Liu Xixi said to Ye Rongrong.

"As long as you are not afraid of diarrhea, eat more." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

Although this is full of red flowers to eat. Don't forget what effect it has on the human body. This is a mountain forest. There are so many snakes and worms. Who can keep the Red Mountain Red from being crawled or bitten by these snakes and worms.

You must know that Manshanhong, who has been crawled by these snakes and insects, or who has been bitten by it, is eaten into the stomach, although it is not too poisonous. But eating it in the stomach can easily cause diarrhea.

Therefore, Ye Rongrong doesn't recommend everyone to eat more of this red one from the mountains. You can try it early. If you eat more, things will happen easily. Diarrhea is a common thing.

"Ah, I will have diarrhea, so I won't eat it." Liu Xixi didn't dare to eat more when she heard that Man Shanhong would have diarrhea.

"Okay, let's go into the mountain quickly." Ye Rongrong said involuntarily when he saw that everyone was really walking around the foot of the mountain.

"Let's go, Xiaobai, Wangcai, lead the way."

Liu Xixi said to the two big dogs under her feet. I don't know what good food Liu Xixi gave these two dogs. These two dogs are fighting with Liu Xixi now.

The mountain road is not wide, sometimes two people can walk down side by side, sometimes only one person can pass, and one or two four-legged snakes jump out from time to time.

In addition, some places on the mountain road are very strong with weeds. Ye Rongyao has no good solution. He can only find a long wooden stick, open the way in front, and knock down all the weeds in front of him, so that the pampered women behind him can walk easily. .

"what……"

A scream sounded, and before Ye Rongyao could turn around to see what was going on, he was hugged tightly by someone, and the man's legs were still bent, tightly holding Ye Rongyao's fart~ Share, **** good-looking novel:.

"Snakes...there are...snakes!"

Liu Xixi said with a little trembling, still holding Ye Rongyao tightly, not daring to get off Ye Rongyao's body, it seemed that he was really frightened.

"Snake, where is the snake?"

Ye Rongyao looked around and didn't even see the shadow of a snake, not to mention snakes, even wild boars would be scared away by her screams, which really made Ye Rongyao never think that his sister-in-law would be so afraid of snakes .

"There, right there!"

Liu Xixi freed a hand and pointed back to Ye Rongyao to see the position. As for herself, she didn't even dare to turn her head back, for fear of seeing a snake again, her head was still buried deep on Ye Rongyao's shoulders. .

"Hehe, the snake has already run away, Xixi, you can get off your brother-in-law."

Liu Qingqing looked at Liu Xixi, who was hugging her man tightly, and said with a smile, but there was not much jealousy.

"Did the snake really run away?"

Liu Xixi asked again worriedly. Liu Xixi didn't know why she was so afraid of this snake. When she saw a snake, Liu Xixi would be scared half to death.

"Hehe, the snake really ran. Seriously, you don't have to be afraid at all. Snakes are more afraid when they see people, and they will run much faster than people."

Ye Rongyao habitually patted Liu Xixi's ass~ and said, after the filming was over, Ye Rongyao remembered that the woman lying in his arms now is not his own woman at all, but his sister-in-law, which makes Ye Rongyao A little embarrassing.

It's really not intentional, it's just a subconscious action.

It's all a bad habit that I usually develop with my wife, but I didn't expect to use it on my sister-in-law unconsciously.

"Bad brother-in-law, let me down."

Liu Xixi said angrily to Ye Rongrong, this stinky brother-in-law is so abhorrent, he took the opportunity to take advantage of him, he really lost a lot today, and he has never let a man slap his ass like this.

"It wasn't me holding you, it was you who hugged me tightly and didn't let go."

Ye Rongrong said gloomily, this Liu Xixi is really, she ran over by herself, hugged me so intimately and didn't let go, how could she blame me.

"what……"

Liu Xixi found out that she was hugging Ye Rongrong tightly, she couldn't help screaming, and hurriedly got off Ye Rongrong's body, Liu Xixi was shy now, she never thought that one day she would be so awkward. Yadi hugs a man, and this man is also his brother-in-law.

His mother and eldest sister are all by the side, Liu Xixi blushed a little shyly, and some did not dare to look at her sister and mother, it was really embarrassing to see people.

"Okay, let's continue up the mountain."

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Ouyang Lizhu said. His eldest son-in-law is also true, how can he touch his sister-in-law?

It seems that it is necessary for me to tell my little daughter that she should stay away from her brother-in-law in the future.

"Okay, wife, Xixi, follow me. If you see any snakes or the like again, don't panic, just tell me." Ye Rongyao said to everyone.

"Um.

Liu Xixi hurriedly responded, walked directly behind Ye Rongyao, and was one step away from having a close contact with Ye Rongyao. Liu Xixi felt that the safest position was now by her brother-in-law's side, as long as her brother-in-law was by her side. , you won't get hurt yourself.

Liu Xixi decided that in the future, she would also find a man who was as tall as her brother-in-law and had great martial arts.

It is this kind of man who can give women a strong sense of security.

Several people continued to walk in the forest. The three women were all spoiled masters. It was difficult to speed up the pace. Ye Rongyao could only walk slowly through the forest with the three girls. Anyway, climbing the mountain was an exercise. The body doesn't need to crawl as fast.

In the grass beside the road, occasionally larks, partridges or unknown wild birds soared into the sky.

Suddenly, the two big dogs "Wang Cai" and "Xiao Bai" who opened the way in front of them barked "Wang Wang", with a hint of nervousness and warning in their voices.

Ye Rongrong was puzzled, what danger could there be when he walked halfway up the mountain.

It seems that the experience of dogs who have not lived in the mountains and forests is insufficient. Look, the wild boar "Black Girl" walking at the back is much calmer.

This is the wild boar that is used to seeing the world of mountains and forests.

"Brother-in-law, what's wrong?"

Liu Xixi ran to Ye Rongyao's side in fear and asked.

"It's nothing, don't be too nervous, I'll take a look at the front." Ye Rongyao patted Liu Xixi's shoulder and said to the nervous girls.

Ye Rongyao looked forward and saw that the road was narrow, a large translucent net blocked the middle, and there were half corpses of a few small flying insects glued to it. It was obvious that it had just been gnawed. In the middle, lay a red and black The alternating big spiders, with thick and sharp legs, looked scary as if they had sucked blood.

"It's not a big deal, just in the middle of the road, a poisonous spider formed a web blocking the road, just find a stick to pick it up." Ye Rongrong said to the girls behind.

"Ah, brother-in-law, wait a while, I'll take a picture first!" Liu Xixi excitedly ran forward to take a picture of the poisonous spider.

"Don't come forward."

Ye Rongyao grabbed Liu Xixi who was approaching the poisonous spider.

"What's wrong?"

Liu Xixi looked at her brother-in-law who was holding her in confusion and asked.

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