The Local Lazy Man System

"Ye Yaoyao, how did you learn how to drink alcohol? This amount of alcohol is no longer a huge amount to describe."

Wang Dashan looked at the empty wine bottles on the table and witnessed Ye Rongyao drank more than 300 bottles of Wuliangye wine in two hours.

Although half of them were drunk by the soldiers who were already drunk, but the least. Ye Yaoyao also drank nearly 150 bottles of wine, this amount of wine is really unbelievable.

After all, there is a limit to what a person can drink, right? One person drank Officer No. 40? A person drank one hundred and fifty bottles of high-concentration Wuliangye? Is your belly still a human belly?

Some people drink baijiu for 2 ounces, and the amount of one tael or 2 taels ends, while some people drink baijiu for jins, and half a jin is about the same as a jin.

Some people drink baijiu in a bottle, and only one bottle or two can get drunk, but at this moment, today, everyone is shocked to find that there are still people who drink baijiu in this world!

What's even more incredible is that Ye Rongyao didn't do anything after drinking so much alcohol. He spoke very smoothly, and he didn't seem to be drunk at all!

It looks like he can drink another case of white wine without blinking?

"This isn't something you learned, it's something you're born with."

Ye Rongyao said with five points of drunkenness. After all, Ye Rongyao was already seven or eighty points of drunkenness from the very beginning. After more than two hours of rest, the alcohol smell was greatly removed.

After all, Ye Yaoyao basically didn't drink anymore, and all the wine was poured into the bucket of "Qiankun Ji", can you not drink more and more sober?

"Glory, you can do it, you drank all our officers. What do you think we should do?" Zhang Danian looked at Ye Rongrong and said with a smile.

Zhang Danian is an eye-opener. There are people with such a strong drinker in this world. One person can drink more than 40 officers. You must know that the officers called here tonight are all drinkers.

This was even more surprising to Zhang Danian than Ye Rongyao had killed 200 soldiers by himself.

Because this is nothing short of a miracle.

Zhang Danian has the feeling that he has been watching a movie today.

"This is what they want to drink with me. In fact, I'm also drunk. Now I'm holding on. It's possible to get down at any time." Ye Rongrong said.

"I believe you are a ghost.

"Zhang Danian scolded with a smile.

"Okay, that's all we can do today. Adjutant Xu asks someone to send them all back."

Liu Yunlong said. Drinking wine here is almost the same. All the officers who accompanied him to drink were all drunk, and there was no point in drinking any more.

"Yes."

Adjutant Xu immediately went down and arranged for the officers to send the drunken officers back.

Adjutant Xu is now invincible in his admiration for the eldest uncle of the Liu family. Not only is his martial arts amazing, but his alcohol intake is also terrifying.

In the view of Adjutant Xu, these two records. It will become a record of no one in the capital military region before or after. If there are no people who have witnessed this scene with their own eyes, it is estimated that they will not believe it.

"Glory, you performed well today."

Liu Yunlong looked at Ye Rongrong with great satisfaction and said.

"Old Liu, this is more than satisfying. If I had such a powerful son-in-law, I would not be happy." Wang Dashan said with a smile.

"Hehe, Old Wang, it's fortunate that you don't have such a powerful son-in-law, otherwise. You can't even drink with us." Zhang Danian said with a smile.

"What's the meaning?"

Wang Danian didn't understand the meaning of Zhang Danian's words.

"Because you've become a lunatic." Zhang Danian said with a smile.

"Ha ha……"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

...

At ten o'clock in the evening, Ye Rongrong took Ye Changhe's special car back to the villa. As for Liu Yunlong, he received an urgent notice and went to a meeting late at night.

"Humph!"

As soon as Ye Rongyao walked into the living room of the villa, Liu Xixi looked at Ye Rongrong angrily and said "hum".

"Haha, who made our family Xixi unhappy?" Ye Rongyao said to Liu Xixi with a little drunken smile.

"Who else but you!"

Liu Xixi looked at Ye Rongrong angrily and said. This stinky brother-in-law promised to make breakfast for himself, but as a result, he got up to go to school. He was still sleeping, and if his mother hadn't stopped him, he would have run to his room and lifted his quilt.

"I?"

Ye Rongrong couldn't remember. How can I offend my beautiful sister-in-law?

"Hmph, you promised to make me breakfast, you lied!" Liu Xixi said to Ye Rongrong unhappily.

"breakfast?"

Ye Rongyao remembered something, something that his sister-in-law forced on him last night, but Ye Rongrong, who was used to sleeping late, even made breakfast for his wife. Not a few times.

It is basically impossible to make breakfast for my sister-in-law.

So last night, I didn't take it seriously, and I forgot about it after I slept.

"I don't have the habit of making breakfast."

Ye Rongyao shook his head and said. Ye Yaoyao is not used to the habit of sister-in-law. If you ask me to make breakfast for you, I will make breakfast for you, and I am not your servant.

"You..., have you been drinking?"

Liu Xixi originally wanted to lose her temper with her elder brother-in-law, but suddenly smelled the strong smell of alcohol on Ye Rongrong's body.

"Drink a little."

Ye Rongyao said with a bit of drunkenness.

"It's still a little bit. It smells so strong, brother-in-law, are you all right?"

Liu Xixi looked at Ye Rongrong with concern and said. Although she was angry that Ye Rongrong didn't make breakfast for herself, Liu Xixi still felt a little distressed seeing her brother-in-law drank so much.

Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, brother-in-law occupies half of the ~ fart ~ shares!

It can be seen that brother-in-law also plays an important role in the hearts of many sister-in-law, especially when this sister-in-law has no boyfriend, many sister-in-law regard their brother-in-law as their imaginary boyfriend.

He likes to be angry with his brother-in-law, likes that his brother-in-law cares about himself, cares about himself, and is willing to take advantage of his brother-in-law.

In some remote villages, it is not uncommon for sister-in-law to have a relationship with her brother-in-law.

Of course, this has nothing to do with Ye Rongrong and Liu Xixi, they haven't developed to this point, it's just that Liu Xixi cares about her brother-in-law now.

In my heart, I didn't want to grab a man from my sister, maybe I came here to play with my brother-in-law behind my sister's back.

"It's alright. With this little wine, your brother-in-law and me are still drunk."

Ye Rongyao said somewhat contentedly. After all, today I have drunk more than 40 officers in the army. If I say this result, I can scare my sister-in-law to death.

"I must have drank a lot of wine. Otherwise, I wouldn't have such a strong taste of alcohol, so I drink less in the future." Liu Xixi cared again, and looked at Ye Rongrong complainingly.

From Liu Xixi's point of view, her sister is not here now, and she is the sister-in-law. Take care of your brother-in-law instead of your sister, just like a wife.

Liu Xixi has this kind of thought in her heart, and it has something to do with the thousands of years of Chinese history and tradition. In ancient times, brother-in-law scratched ~ harassed ~ sister-in-law, one side was family love, the other side was love, sister would turn one eye away when she knew it. Eyes, even if the old man knows about it, he will be half-accepted, after all, family ugliness cannot be made public.

In ancient times, the sister-in-law herself was mostly a flower girl. Somewhat curious about men

Since ancient times, people have said: Brother-in-law play ~ Auntie, it is only right and proper.

Therefore, brother-in-law eats ~ sister-in-law tofu, or sister-in-law ~ steals ~ brother-in-law, everyone does not say it, because that is the sister-in-law who is the brother-in-law's "half ass ~ stock", and the brother-in-law who is regarded as the sister-in-law "half husband" A complex relationship is formed between them, so not only the elder sister can accommodate. Society is also tolerant of this.

In ancient times, if the man married a concubine, as long as the sister-in-law has not yet betrothed to others, he usually chooses to marry the sister-in-law first. You must know that in ancient times sisters married the same person, and it was still a beautiful talk.

After the death of many famous wives in history, if they continue the string, they basically choose their dead wife's sister or his wife's cousin or cousin.

Because in the eyes of ancient people, marrying the sister or cousin of one's dead wife is a kind of consolation for the dead wife.

even in modern times. There are also folk songs that blatantly sing: "If you marry someone, don't marry someone else, you must marry me; with your dowry, and your sister, you must marry me."

Different versions of this folk song have this meaning. The younger sister will not marry the brother-in-law with the elder sister, but it is very common to live with the newlywed sister-in-law for a period of time.

Parents need to send eyes and ears to know whether their daughter is happy after marriage, and the newly married Yan Er's daughter also needs a caring helper, so the adult but unmarried sister is the most suitable candidate.

Taking care of a younger sister is an elder sister's natural obligation, and it is human nature for sisters to share good things. My sister is in the same room as my sister and my husband, and the newlyweds are like glue and paint every day, every night ~ Luan ~ Fengfeng, my sister hears and sees, bathes in the spring breeze, how can you not love, eager to try, and share the experience?

Love for a long time is the right way in the world, male and female giving and receiving is the law of nature, not to mention that brother-in-law and sister-in-law are a family, secretly communicate ~ well, it is normal, as long as you don’t go too far, and occasionally move your feet, everyone in the family will turn one eye and close one eye. one eye.

Anyway, if my sister-in-law is going to get married, just get married.

There is a story about a brother-in-law and a sister-in-law in Chinese folk tales.

One day, my sister brought her husband back home. The husband got drunk at his husband's house and fell asleep while lying on the kang. Half-drunk and half-awake, he squeezed the pillow to the side of the bed and hung it in the air.

Seeing this, my aunt hurriedly went to help him. My brother-in-law had been squinting and peeking at the little aunt who was sitting not far away, and took the opportunity to grab my sister-in-law's clothes. My sister-in-law found out that my brother-in-law was not asleep, and even teased me~ , quickly broke free and ran away.

My sister-in-law thought: I kindly help you with a pillow, but you are so unreasonable, you have to be rectified. So my sister-in-law wrote a poem on the wall:

Kindly go to the pillow, why are you pulling my clothes?

Don't look at your sister's face, tear your face.

faceless! faceless!

When my brother-in-law met, he also wrote one next to this poem:

Drunk and sleepy, waking up late.

Thought the virtuous wife arrived, it turned out to be his aunt.

Misunderstand! Misunderstand!

After my mother-in-law came to see it, she said in her heart, "Hey, what is this!"

He also wrote a poem on the wall casually:

Brother-in-law drama ~ Auntie, there are often in the world.

It's cheap if you don't catch it and run away.

so close! so close!

Although the people hold a tolerant attitude towards the relationship between brother-in-law and sister-in-law, both parties must abide by a rule: good deeds for both parties should be done in moderation, sister-in-law should not overwhelm her sister's happiness, and brother-in-law should not be too loving and affect sister-in-law lifetime.

Especially when the sister-in-law is talking about marriage, the brother-in-law should not interfere arbitrarily out of selfishness, nor should he have the intention of occupying the sister-in-law for a long time, especially after the sister-in-law gets married, he must not forcefully maintain this special romance. relation.

Of course, these are basically ancient people. Now that society is open, it is not like in ancient times. Girls who do not go out the door and do not go to the second door guard the family's one-third of the land every day, and the men they contact are not fathers, Brothers and these close relatives, only brother-in-law is left.

So today's girls have a better impression of their brother-in-law than ordinary men, and nothing will happen. It's just a tradition of thousands of years in China, and it can't be changed in a while.

Many unmarried sisters-in-law are still playing the role of "half wives", helping to take care of their brother-in-law as long as their sister is away or when it is inconvenient.

Of course, there are still very few people who are related to each other. After all, no matter how much you talk about it, it is against the morality of the ****, not to mention, the girls now have a very high vision. (To be continued.)