The Local Lazy Man System

"Hehe, let's not talk about my son-in-law, let's continue the meeting." Now that the back pain is gone, the meeting can continue.

...

"Get up, get up."

At eight o'clock in the morning, Ye Rongyao pushed away Liu Xiaohui's room and shouted to Liu Xiaohui, who was still sleeping late.

Liu Xiaohui opened his eyes and looked at it, then closed his eyes again.

Hmph, it's my own enemy.

I won't get up and see what happens to you.

"Wake up."

Ye Rongyao said to Liu Xiaohui lying on the bed again. Ye Rongrong knew that Liu Xiaohui was awake, but he just didn't want to get up.

Called several times in a row.

"Learn from Lei Feng, a good example..."

Ye Rongrong didn't get angry when he saw that he couldn't wake Liu Xiaohui, just sang songs in the room.

Not to mention, the tone-deaf Ye Rongyao sang really had a different flavor.

Anyway, Liu Xiaohui couldn't take it anymore.

"I said, can you stop singing."

Liu Xiaohui said depressedly. Others sing for money, but my enemy sings to death.

It's so ugly.

"Why don't you sing, I like to get up every morning to practice my beautiful singing voice." After Ye Rongrong finished speaking, he began to sing his "Learning from Lei Feng's Good Example" again.

This song was the first song Ye Rongyao learned when he was studying. Ye Rongyao remembered it very deeply. When Ye Rongrong was in elementary school, the schools in the countryside were still very backward, and there was no music teacher, only the head teacher taught everyone to sing. of.

At that time, there was no soundtrack in the school. The teacher wrote the lyrics on the blackboard, and everyone sang along with the teacher.

It doesn't matter if the singing is good or bad, just open your throat and sing when you shout. The teacher sings with insufficiency, and the students follow along with it.

"Stop singing, I beg you not to sing.

"

Liu Xiaohui couldn't take it anymore, this song was worse than a wolf howl, and if he listened to it any longer, Liu Xiaohui was afraid that he would go crazy.

I've seen singing out of tune.

But I've never seen it run like this.

"You don't understand appreciation. I think it's pretty good." Ye Rongyao said complacently. He continued to sing his off-key songs.

That's not bad.

Not bad you ~ milk ~ milk bear.

Whoever listens to your singing will be shocked to the point of vomiting blood.

It's simply worse than the noise.

"I beg you, stop singing, I'll just get up."

Liu Xiaohui was gone. If Ye Rongyao continued to sing, Liu Xiaohui would really go crazy.

Fight, but you can't beat him!

scold and dare not scold!

I can't even listen to this song!

Besides giving in, Liu Xiaohui found that he had no choice.

Now Liu Xiaohui hates it. Hate God why he let his sister find such a man, it's just to torture himself.

"Your appreciation level is not good, you don't understand art, your sister said that I sing very well!" Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Xiaohui with contempt and said.

I'm going!

That's it!

The more he heard Ye Rongrong say this, the more Liu Xiaohui felt that his eldest sister was living in dire straits.

If nothing else, just listen to this serious song every day, and people will vomit blood.

The more you listen, the longer your life will be.

My sister sings so well and her music level is very good, how can you think this song that is seriously out of tune is good. Absolutely speaking outrageous things.

This Ye Rongrong is a tyrant.

His sister was forced to tell lies because of his silver power.

Thinking of this, Liu Xiaohui is heartbroken. His beloved sister lives in pain every day. What a tragic thing. This further strengthens her determination to save her sister from the disaster.

"Wake up quickly, like a woman," Yerong Yao said impatiently.

"I am the wounded, the wounded, don't you know?"

Liu Xiaohui said angrily. This Ye Rongyao is simply inhuman, and he is still his brother-in-law. He abused his brother-in-law like this.

Liu Xiaohui gritted his teeth in hatred.

If possible, Liu Xiaohui could not wait to take a bite out of Ye Rongyao's body.

"Isn't it just ass~ red and swollen? I took the medicine yesterday, and it's better now, and the hair still hurts." Ye Rongrong said in a talkative way.

"you……"

Liu Xiaohui was speechless. The injury on his ass ~ the hip is only a little better at best, but it is too vicious to be told by him.

This is definitely the rhythm of putting myself to death.

No, you must find a way to resist, or you will definitely be killed by him.

Under the supervision of Ye Rongrong. Liu Xiaohui put on his clothes reluctantly, and followed Ye Rongyao downstairs slowly, mainly because the redness and swelling of the buttocks had not completely subsided.

After breakfast, Ye Rongyao took out a book and put it in front of Liu Xiaohui.

"The Beginning of Man"

Liu Xiaohui looked at the book "The Beginning of Man" in front of him doubtfully. He didn't know what Ye Rongrong meant for him. It was an enlightenment book for kindergarten children.

In Liu Xiaohui's impression, when he was in kindergarten, he had memorized this book, but now he has basically forgotten all about it. I don't know where Ye Guangyao got this book.

"Yes, it is "The Beginning of Man". You can bring this book back to me and read it carefully. Not only do you have to read it, but you also have to memorize it. I will check it at night." Ye Rongyao pointed to the book and said.

"Don't think about it!"

Liu Xiaohui twisted his head and ignored Ye Rongyao.

It's so deceiving.

To memorize "The Beginning of Man" by yourself.

I am sixteen years old, a high school student, and I still recite what this kindergarten baby learns.

It's just insulting.

"Xiaohui, be good, listen to your brother-in-law." Ouyang Lizhu persuaded her son from the side.

"Mom, he wants me to recite "The Beginning of Man". I'm sixteen years old. If my classmates know that I'm still reciting "The Beginning of Man" and I haven't been laughed to death, I don't want it."

Liu Xiaohui said to his mother with a depressed expression. With his mother here, Liu Xiaohui was not worried that Ye Rongrong would hit him.

"Hehe, it's okay if you don't learn it, then learn to sing with me. The "Learning from Lei ~ Feng Good Example" I sang just now is quite good. I'll come to your room and teach you to sing this song later."

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Xiaohui with a smile and said.

"you……"

Liu Xiaohui was dumbfounded. Ye Rongyao had to ask himself to learn to sing from him, which was more ruthless than making him memorize "The Beginning of Man". He was most made fun of when he recited "The Beginning of Man". Learning to sing with him would cost my life.

"What? Are you very happy?" Ye Rongrong asked.

Happy with your head?

How can someone be so shameless?

Who he ~mother~ wants to learn to sing with you?

"Glory, you sing very well?" Ouyang Lizhu looked at Ye Rongyao suspiciously and asked.

"It's alright, there is still nothing to teach Xiaohui." Yerong Yao said confidently.

"I don't want to learn to sing with you. I, I'll recite "The Beginning of Man"." Liu Xiaohui gritted his teeth and said to Ye Rongrong angrily.

Liu Xiaohui beat him to death and didn't want to hear Ye Rongrong's singing anymore. If he listened to it any longer, Liu Xiaohui couldn't hold back that he was going to chop people with a knife.

If Ye Rongyao could be hacked to death, Liu Xiaohui would definitely be willing to do it. The key is that my eldest sister didn't know where to find this man, and she couldn't stab him into his body.

How to kill him.

Facing Ye Rongrong, Liu Xiaohui felt extremely powerless.

...

After lunch, Ye Rongrong originally wanted to go upstairs to take a nap, but Adjutant Xu came over and said that Commander Liu wanted him to go to the military area.

Encountered Ye Rongrong came to the Beijing Military Region in the military jeep of Adjutant Xu.

Under the leadership of Adjutant Xu, Ye Rongrong walked into Liu Yunlong's office.

In Liu Yunlong's office, in addition to Liu Yunlong, there were three officers who were about the same age as Liu Yunlong, and the lowest was the rank of lieutenant general.

This was the first time Ye Rongyao had seen so many generals.

"Dad, look for me."

Ye Rongrong walked to Liu Yunlong's side and asked.

"Well. Let me introduce you, this is your Uncle Wang." Liu Yunlong pointed at Wang Dashan and said.

"Hello, Uncle Wang." Ye Rongyao said politely.

"Yes, yes, very strong." Wang Dashan looked at Ye Rongrong and said.

"Your name is Uncle Zhang." Liu Yunlong pointed at Zhang Danian and said.

"Hello Uncle Zhang."

"Your name is Uncle Ye." Liu Yunlong pointed at Ye Changhe and introduced.

"Hello Uncle Ye."

Ye Rongyao had to call them politely one by one.

"You are the husband-in-law of that girl, Qingqing. You have married a beautiful and good wife." Ye Changhe said with a smile.

"It's all fate."

Ye Rongyao nodded and said. Ye Rongyao is used to being told that his wife is beautiful. After all, this is an unchangeable fact. Everyone who has seen his wife thinks that she is beautiful.

This is also why the former Ye Rongrong would be so inferior and self-anaesthetized when facing his wife. Fortunately, there is a "lazy system".

Otherwise, Ye Rongrong will feel that he is not worthy of his beautiful wife all his life, and will always live in inferiority complex.

In the end, he killed himself and his wife.

"Glory, the ointment you prepared for your father-in-law. It's really amazing, is it a secret recipe passed down from the ancestors?" Ye Changhe asked Ye glory.

"Yes."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said. After all, for such a miraculous ointment, Ye Rongrong doubted that he said that it was prepared by himself, and it was estimated that no one would believe it.

These days, as long as the "ancestral secret recipe" is involved. Everything has become very valuable and powerful, and there is no need to explain the principle.

"Ancestral Secret Recipe" is the best explanation.

"No wonder it's so powerful, Glory, do you still have this ointment? Give me some." Ye Changhe looked at it and asked.

"Uncle Ye, do you also have back pain?"

Ye Rongyao looked at Ye Changhe suspiciously and asked, after all, no matter what Ye Rongrong looked at, he didn't see that Ye Changhe had back pain.

"I don't have back pain. It's for my old man. He usually has back pain. Of course, it's not as serious as Commander Liu." Ye Changhe said.

"No, just this one bottle." Ye Rongyao shook his head and said.

"Glory, can you have another bottle?"

Ye Changhe looked at Ye Rongrong anxiously and asked. Having seen the magical effect of Commander Liu's ointment today, Ye Changhe wanted to get a bottle for his old man.

Let your old man no longer have to suffer from back pain. (To be continued.)