The Local Lazy Man System

"Brother Glory, you eat grapes."

Ye Shuting handed a grape to Ye Rongyao's mouth and said.

"Thank you, I'll be fine by myself."

Ye Rongyao grabbed the grapes in Ye Shuting's hand and said. What are you kidding, where is it now, the entire Taoyuan Village is basically here, four or five hundred people, if you let Ye Shuting feed the grapes into her mouth.

Not tomorrow, just this afternoon, the rumors about herself and Ye Shuting will spread all over the village, and it is estimated that the old village chief's family will bring a knife to his house to discuss it in the evening.

"Then, Brother Honor, I'll go get chopsticks."

Ye Shuting also realized that she was too rash, and hurried to get the chopsticks.

"What's your name Ye? You can't remember my memory." Ye Shuting left, Ye Rongrong said awkwardly to the young girl who was staring at him.

Not to mention, Ye Shuting really knows how to choose a table. All the dolls sitting at this table are under the age of 20, and she is older than Xiao Si'er.

According to what the young people call them today, he and Xiao Si'er are "uncles", which makes Ye Rongyao regret coming to this table. There is simply a generation gap.

"My name is Ye Xiaomeng. I saw you when I was a child. Your name is Ye Rongrong. You are a famous slob from Taoyuan Village. My father's name is Ye Xiangyu. In terms of seniority, you should call me Auntie."

The 16- or 7-year-old girl opposite Ye Rongyao said to Ye Rongyao in an old-fashioned manner. In that way, she really looked like Ye Rongrong's elder.

I'm going, why is it so unlucky?

Ye Rongrong couldn't help but look at Xiao Si'er, her face full of depression, it's not good to go to this table, come to this table, a little girl has grown up, how can this be messed up.

Immediately, Ye Rongrong was not hungry anymore. He really lost his appetite. Where did this girl come from, can she speak? My family is far from Ye Xiangyu's family. In terms of it, at least the sixth or seventh generations of ancestors are brothers.

Besides, Ye Xiangyu has moved out for ten years, so what are you doing with her daughter back to the village? Ye Rongrong was depressed.

Ye Rongyao really wanted to slap himself now. It's okay to ask nonsense, now it's time to ask an elder. Even more troublesome is that in this rural area. Everyone must also accept this dead truth. As long as someone is higher in seniority than you, you really want you to call her an elder.

You still have to call, or you will be ignorant and will be told by the old people in the village who have nothing to do.

"That Xiaomeng, I haven't seen you for a few years. You've grown so big. It's really the eighteen changes in the female college. The more you become, the more beautiful you are."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. Really want to call this Ye Xiaomeng "gu". Ye Rongyao is absolutely incapable of being called, he is almost thirty years old, and calling a high school student "gu", Ye Rongyao really can't afford to lose face, not to mention that everyone has no relatives.

"You have to call me auntie."

Ye Xiaomeng stared at Ye Rongrong and said.

"My sister-in-law, if you don't scold you, you won't be able to breathe."

Ye Rongrong stared, and said to Ye Xiaomeng unhappily. Tigers are not arrogant. I really think I'm a sick cat, and a little girl will ride on her head in a movie, which is worth it.

"According to my seniority, I am your aunt. If you talk to your elders like this, I will tell my dad to go."

Ye Xiaomeng was not at all afraid of Ye Rongrong's angry look, and said with an old god on the ground. It seems that Ye Rongyao is fixed.

"Just go and tell your dad, don't forget that you were very skinny when you were young, and you often stole oranges from your uncle's house to eat. I remember it very clearly. Xiao Si'er, you should know about this too."

Ye Rongrong said to Xiao Si'er beside him. Didn't you girl want me to step down? Then I won't make you feel better, anyway, Ye Rongrong will never call this little girl "auntie".

Ye Rongrong really couldn't say it out loud. If he called this little girl Auntie Pianzi today, those dolls in the village who were higher than him in the future would not be able to ride on his head.

This is definitely not what Ye Rongyao wanted. Although the people in the village are very particular about seniority, it depends on the situation. Ye Rongyao is now a person of status in the village. Ye Rongyao really does not want to lose such a share. Dry.

"Of course I know. When this girl was young, she liked to steal other people's food and eat it. She spoiled all the corn in my house."

Xiao Si'er said. Xiao Si'er, like Ye Rongrong, didn't want to call this Ye Xiaomeng girl "auntie", it was too much.

Besides, this table is filled with teenage dolls, and I and Brother Glory are the oldest at this table. If you really bow your head and call this Ye Xiaomeng girl "Auntie", if there are more generations on this table If someone who is taller than himself, does he want to call his uncle or grandpa?

In this matter, Xiao Si'er's thoughts are highly consistent with Ye Rongyao's, and they will never compromise. How can a big man lose to a little girl.

"You nonsense, how can I be like what you said when I was a child."

Ye Xiaomeng said in disbelief. The main reason is that it's been too long, Ye Xiaomeng can't remember whether there was such a thing when he was a child.

"Xiaomeng, this is the truth. Don't deny it. When you were young, you were ignorant. As long as you grow up and become sensible, you can know that what you did before was wrong."

Ye Rongrong looked like an elder and said to Ye Xiaomeng instructively. Anyway, Ye Xiaomeng was only five or six years old at that time. How can she still remember it clearly now?

"You must be lying to me. If you don't want to call me aunt, don't call me alright. Do you need to slander me like this? When I was a child, I was cute, clean, and sensible. How could I do that? thing."

Ye Xiaomeng gave Ye Rongrong and Xiao Si'er a blank look and said narcissistically.

"Hey, no one believes the truth these days." Ye Rongyao shook his head and said.

"Hehe, Brother Glory, you are so funny." Ma Lin couldn't help laughing.

"Am I funny? My stomach is almost flat. How can I be funny?" Ye Rongyao shook his head and said.

"Brother Glory, why don't you eat the fruit first." Ye Xiaojuan handed Ye Yaoyao a strawberry and said.

"Eating this strawberry can't fill your stomach at all." Ye Rongrong took the strawberry from Ye Xiaojuan's hand, put it in his mouth, and two bites went into his stomach.

This strawberry was bought from the next village, and it was called "Milk Strawberry", but Ye Rongrong didn't understand why this strawberry was called "Milk Strawberry".

"Hehe, Brother Rongrong, are you hungry? I can bring the chopsticks. If I wasn't the village chief's granddaughter, they wouldn't have given me chopsticks, but I just gave it to me."

Ye Shuting took the chopsticks and asked Ye Rongyao for credit.

"It took you so long to get a chopstick together, and you still deserve credit?" Ye Rongyao looked at Ye Shuting speechlessly and said. (To be continued.)