The Local Lazy Man System

"Husband, I doubt whether you are an alien." Liu Qingqing said after returning to her senses.

"It's definitely an Earthling. If you don't believe me, you touch my chest, it's still hot." Ye Rongrong pointed at his chest with a smile.

"Hate, husband, you lied to me." Liu Qingqing said a little unhappily.

"Wife, where did I lie to you, the conscience of heaven and earth, I dare not lie to you, as long as you don't let me go to bed, I can't stand it anymore, how dare I lie to you." Ye Rongrong said innocently.

"You said that you didn't lie to me. You said that I played the piano well. How can I play the piano well? Compared with you, I'm just like a piano apprentice."

Liu Qingqing said with a blushing face. Originally, Liu Qingqing was a little complacent about his piano skills. In high school and college, Liu Qingqing had a nickname called "Piano Goddess" because he always won first place in piano competitions at school. name.

Liu Qingqing has always thought that his level of piano has reached the level of a pianist and a piano master, but he has reached the level of a pianist.

But when he heard his man play the piano today, Liu Qingqing understood that he was a pianist. Compared with his man, he was not even a piano apprentice.

"Wife, I didn't lie to you. Your piano is really good. Of course, you can't compare with your man and me. Your man is a genius and has always been looked up to by people. It's normal to be better than you. , otherwise how can I conquer you, you say no." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"I hate it, what is conquered or not, I hate it to death." Liu Qingqing said with a blushing face.

"By the way, wife, why didn't you see 'King Kong' today?"

Ye Rongyao didn't want to go on about this issue, after all, if he continued to talk about it, he might have brought up his biggest secret, so Ye Rongyao changed the subject and asked.

"I saw King Kong go to the back mountain in the morning, husband, will it not run away?" Liu Qingqing asked suspiciously.

"That won't happen, maybe he misses his wife and children."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said. After all, when I first met King Kong, I heard Ye Rongfa say that King Kong took his family to the fields to harm the crops. He had not gone back to see his family for so long. King Kong probably missed his wife and children. After all, animals are just like humans. It's about affection.

"Really? Will it bring its family to our house? " Liu Qingqing asked worriedly.

You must know that a "King Kong" eats dozens of pounds of corn a day. If it brings a whole family over, how can there be so much food to feed them.

Besides, the wild boar rolls on the ground every day, and his body is very dirty. Liu Qingqing, who likes cleanliness, can't stand the mess. A wild boar is okay, and his man will bathe it every day, and "King Kong" has been doing well recently, you know Keep yourself clean.

But the whole family came, and it would be a hassle just to bathe them. If his man was not at home, and he bathed so many pets in the family by himself, Liu Qingqing felt that he was too busy.

"It's very possible." Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said.

"Then what should I do? If King Kong brings a group of wild boars back, the courtyard and outside will not be dirty, especially since these wild boars like to urinate everywhere." Liu Qingqing said worriedly.

"It's okay, when the pond is built, I will let 'King Kong' take his family and 'Xiao Bai' to swim in the pond every day, so as to keep their bodies clean, and we don't need to bathe them every day. , that's even easier, let them pull them directly in the pond to feed the fish, hehe."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. Ye Rongrong was not at all worried that "King Kong" would bring his family back, but rather hoped that "King Kong" would bring his family over, so that there would be more housekeepers.

After all, when the pond is built,

In an area of ​​more than 50 acres, if someone comes to steal fish at night, they will not be able to take care of the guys like "King Kong" and "Xiao Bai".

Of course, if there were so many ferocious wild boars at home, Ye Rongrong estimated that few people would dare to come to his home to steal things at night, unless they were tired of living.

In fact, there is another point that Ye Rongyao is most worried about. His wife is so beautiful, and his family lives in the south of the village. If he is not at home, some people will be jealous of his wife. In this place, it is really called It should not be done every day, and the earth and the earth are not working.

But if the family has a group of ferocious wild boars and dogs that have been trained by themselves, whoever thinks about his wife illegally, he will have to consider whether he can succeed or not, whether he will be torn in half by these ferocious pets .

You know, Ye Rongyao's most important task for the pets at home is to protect his wife Liu Qingqing. No matter who has the intention of hurting her, these pets in the family will rush to kill the bad guys.

In Ye Rongyao's opinion, this is called being prepared for anything. Who would let him have a beautiful wife like a fairy.

"Can those wild boars listen to you?" Liu Qingqing asked worriedly.

"You forgot, your man is a senior animal trainer." Yerong Yao said confidently.

"I forgot, my man is omnipotent, hehe."

Liu Qingqing said with a smile. It's different when there is a man at home. He will stand in front of him for any troubles, and he only needs to be a wife who serves his man well.

"Who said I can do anything, at least I won't have children."

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Qingqing with a smile and said. If it wasn't for the fact that his wife was still young and not ready to have a baby, Ye Rongyao would have become a father by now.

"Hate."

Liu Qingqing said with a blushing face. Liu Qingqing understands what his man means and wants to give him a baby by himself, but Liu Qingqing is really not ready to be a mother, and has been dragging it on.

Liu Qingqing knew that it was wrong for him to do this, and that he felt sorry for his man. Although he was still young, his man was not too young. For a man as old as him in the village, the second child began to play soy sauce. .

But Liu Qingqing just couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart. Liu Qingqing didn't want to be like the girls in the village, to have children early and raise children. What's more, Liu Qingqing was afraid of having children.

When her man treated her badly in the past, Liu Qingqing's reason was that she was afraid that after having a child, her child would suffer with her.

When his man gets better, Liu Qingqing's reason is that he is afraid that after he has a child, his figure will be out of shape and his man will be bored with him.

Anyway, Liu Qingqing has been looking for a reason for herself in her heart, a reason not to have children. Liu Qingqing knew that he had a mental illness of fear of having children, a mental illness that he dared not tell his man.

So Liu Qingqing has been dragging on the matter of having children, but Liu Qingqing also knows that he can't drag it on any longer. I'm really sorry for her husband who loves her so much.

Liu Qingqing secretly decided in her heart that if she can't get over the hurdle in her heart next year, she will tell her man to let her treat him or take him to see a psychiatrist.

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