The Legendary Life of an American Superhero

Lake didn't wait for the scene where Loki and the Kiritas descended on Earth, but instead waited for a friend's funeral.

In a solemn and holy church, a farewell ceremony is going on.

On the stage, the pastor told everyone about the incident of someone sleeping peacefully in the coffin, and told everyone who participated in this farewell ceremony that if God called him up, the most likely reason was that God needed him to serve the angels. dress up.

Lake, who was seated in a black suit, lowered his head, resisting the urge to laugh. After all, the occasion was not right.

Tony Stark next to him also bowed his head tacitly.

Rachel and Pepper, who were sitting next to the two men, looked at each other. The men who looked at each other couldn't help pinching them, as if to say, hey, the funeral, be serious.

Lake and Tony sat upright.

for a while.

At the final farewell to the remains, Lake and Tony sat in their seats, watching one after another walk to the coffin, and then headed inside three days ago because of playing a lot of games. The straight man of steel took a sip of his saliva, and then wiped his tears. It was the women who left the church directly.

"Hey."

"what."

"Do you think this will happen at your funeral in the future?"

"...Can you miss me?"

Tony looked darkly at Lake who didn't look at him while talking: "If I say that anyone among us will follow in the footsteps of our old friend, it should be you, not me."

"yes?"

"What do you think?"

"Certainly not."

Lake rubbed his chin, looked at the various women spitting in line one after another on the stage, raised his eyebrows, got up with Tony, and when he was about to take a last look at his old friend, he said: "I can't die, I can't die either. won't die."

Tony: "..."

on stage.

Lake and Tony walked to the side of the coffin together, staring at the quiet sleeping inside, that is the old friend whose expensive suit was covered with saliva from a beautiful young woman.

"Tony."

"Again, how did this guy die."

"I checked with my private doctor. I took too many small blue pills. This guy's body is not in good shape. It takes more than a dozen times a day. No, he just got a heart attack and a stroke."

"sure?"

"You don't think so?"

When Lake and Tony walked out of the church and followed the crowd to the cemetery that had already been prepared over there, he sighed and said: "When I was on a business trip in Africa, I heard the news. I thought this guy had found it. The treasure left by Hoover is going to be hammered hard."

"wait!"

Tony stopped and looked at Lake thoughtfully: "Africa, business trip?"

Lake nodded.

"Is there a problem?"

"Don't you think, whether it's Africa or a business trip, any of these words has nothing to do with you, let alone a combination of them. This is even more unbelievable than the news that this guy died."

"Obviously, you have a deep misunderstanding of me."

"Do I have it?"

Tony's beard moved, and he looked at Lake: "As long as you can name a reasonable and logical reason for you to go to Africa, and it is also what you should go with your identity, I will immediately...I will immediately..."

Lake raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing immediately?"

Tony laughed and said, "I've made Adam's holy clothes."

Lake shook his head: "Whether you make holy clothes for Adam or not is your business and has nothing to do with me."

Although Lake wandered around in Africa for the past two months, he still has good news. At the very least, it seems that Adam's bronze holy cloth of the Ursa Major constellation is about to be ready.

Raw materials?

Remember the scraps left over from the last Thor vs. Destroyer battle?

obviously.

According to Tony, that kind of metal is only comparable to Zhenjin. Therefore, when Tony was researching with the military, he came back with two thighs on his back, and went back to his old job of blacksmithing. Changing shifts with Adam in the holy warrior training dojo that he dug out, banging and banging.

Although it is not as good as the official holy clothes, it is better than nothing. After all, at the moment, Lake can't find the three major materials that can make the holy clothes, Orichalcum, Gammanian, and Silver Star Sand.

Direct use of the zodiac?

no kidding.

Bronze level, it’s fine to settle for a while, the worst is to change it, this example can’t be opened, if you let go of Adam today, what about the others?

Do not suffer from scarcity but from inequality, which also needs to be avoided.

Tony saw this: "Don't you dare to bet?"

Lake shook his head: "I said it, it's about you and Adam, and don't think I don't know, during the two months I was away, the relationship between you and Adam has heated up very much, if people outside know, Tangtang If the chairman of Stark Industries goes to Texas to fight against the devil with a machete, I think the market value of Stark Industries can still double."

Tony looked at Lake suspiciously: "Adam told you? Or Saga?"

Lake chuckled.

Does this need to be reported by others?

When he sent Adam to Texas, the biggest purpose was to walk on both ends. Last month, when Lake was still choosing a site in Africa, Mephisto, the king of hell, watched the demons living in Texas on earth one by one. Being killed, he planned to teach them a lesson, but as soon as he came up, Lake directly dragged Mephisto into the twin maze.

It was still the same step, pretending to be invincible, and in the end, because the Twin Maze was his home field, even though he vomited blood and robbed Mephisto of his origin, he let Mephisto run away.

Another chance to win the lottery.

Thinking in his heart, Lake looked at the coffin that was slowly being buried over there, shook his head, and when he and Tony walked towards the exit of the cemetery, he said lightly: "The way of the small universe that I feel every month is different. In the same way, Natasha awakened Phoenix because she was unwilling to succumb to her own destiny, and Adam awakened Ursa Major because of machismo, so it’s useless for you to learn from Adam, the biggest problem lies with yourself.”

talking.

Lake looked at Tony thoughtfully: "Frankly speaking, I regret asking you to go to a psychiatrist and let him cure your post-traumatic stress syndrome. If you still have PTSD, Although it will make you more paranoid, if you punch with this paranoia, maybe you have already awakened."

If you think about it carefully, it's not impossible.

How did Ultron float out?

Wasn't it because Tony got restless after suffering from PTSD, always felt that the earth was at stake, and he was pulled out because he wanted to let the earth have the ability to protect itself?

What about now?

Intervening in Tony's condition prematurely, directly when PTSD had just started to show signs, the world's top psychiatrists were all pulled to the California cliff manor after Pepper signed a confidentiality contract.

What PTSD?

It doesn't exist at all.

In other words, should I contact Wanda to create an illusion for Tony, and then tick off PTSD?

Lake thought so.

Listening to Lake's words, Tony felt a little unpretty: "You mean, after I got sick, I was smarter than before I didn't get sick?"

Lake thought about it seriously, and nodded: "Sometimes, pressure is also a great driving force for people to improve, so, yes, according to this logic, you who are sick may really awaken the small universe earlier than you are now. .”

Tony laughed angrily.

next second.

Tony looked at Lake with a serious face: "So, this is all your fault?"

Lake was taken aback.

Good guy.

Is this still the high-cold Tony Stark, who looks very attractive, but is actually even more attractive, and who wants to be beaten to death with a stick? Is this directly blackmailing him?

Lake was a little speechless in his heart, and shook his head: "If you admit it, you can't do it, I can help you, it's not impossible."

"Sorry, I can do it!"

"..."

Hearing this sentence, Tony put on his sunglasses and returned to his cool expression. When he watched Pepper and Rachel go to drive the car, he said to Lake, "So, you haven't said anything yet. , why did you go to Africa, let alone a business trip, and in Africa, I don’t think you will have any lovers.”

Lake smiled: "Then what do you think I did, after all, haven't you been watching me with Stark's satellite for the past two months?"

Tony looked in the direction of Washington, D.C., and then looked up at the sky: "Aliens came to our earth a long time ago?"

"You mean the Skrulls?"

"right."

Tony looked back and looked at Lake: "I also know that you took that thing from S.H.I.E.L.D., and then, the next day, you flew to Africa. This is very unusual. It's... there are enemies coming Do you choose a battlefield over there?"

Lake raised an eyebrow.

This is Tony Stark at full fire.

Lake thought so in his heart, neither denying nor admitting, but said in a flat tone: "How can you see it?"

"Nick Fury has confessed."

"I know."

Although Lake was in Africa at the time, General Ross knew about such a big event, so naturally, he also knew about it.

Under the interrogation of Langley's first intelligence interrogator, Mandy, Nick Fury directly explained everything. At the same time, he said that he did this only because he wanted to hide this matter. Let the cruel Cree know that the Skrulls are on the earth, and they will come to attack the earth.

For this explanation...

Not to mention Mandy, any little detective would not believe it.

Who are you?

If Nick Fury at that time was the director, then it was understandable for him to say this. However, Nick Fury at the time was a senior agent who did not report the knowledge, concealed information, and even stole it behind the back of the Security Council. Zang arranged for the Scruws, this matter, no matter how Nick Fury explains it, it cannot be cleared.

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