The Legend Of Konoha Iruka

"I want to see the dumbfounded look of these Konoha Shinobi people. It must be funny." Tutai looked at the three plates covered in red cloth and was about to start putting forks.

Prepare, get up.

"Hahaha" Tutai laughed with hands on hips, "Actually, I am from Thunder Country."

"Wow," everyone around was shocked. The people in the kingdom of thunder turned out to be from the kingdom of thunder. Let me just say, how can such a silly fork appear in the country of fire?

Buying a toy is just one billion dollars, and the fire country daimyo wouldn't do it like this.

"Oh, that's good, that's good." Iruka sighed in complete relief: "It turns out that it was not Konoha residents who had pitted me, so my conscience will feel much better."

The reaction of the surrounding people was different from what Tutai expected. What about your anger? What about your chagrin? What about your hatred of me? I also want to show the identity of the Lei State Mission, so that you can understand what helplessness is.

"By the way, this uncle of Thunder Country, I am particularly curious about one thing, can you answer it for me?" Iruka did have a doubt, and there were many people present.

"What's the matter?" Tutai suddenly had an unknown premonition.

"Why are you spending a billion taels to buy three toy pistols?" Iruka is puzzled. Is everyone in Thunder Country so rich? So, should I consider opening a branch in Thunder Country?

"What are you talking about? Toys, toy pistols!" If the earth platform is struck by lightning, isn't this fucking real pistol?

"Swipe", Tutai immediately lifted the red cloth.

The first one is a toy pistol, very realistic, with a cartoon pattern of an animal painted on it, the pink one.

The second one is also a toy pistol. There is also a small bell on the butt of the gun.

The third one is of course also a toy pistol. This one is completely imitated from a real pistol. It seems to have a metallic texture on it, which may be preferred by older children.

"How is it? Mr. Leizhiguo, are our toy pistols creative? Are you interested in buying more? We still have a lot of stock." Fenghua and Rage finally encountered a super-large one. Customers, if they don't hold on to them, they are sorry for their conscience.

"Do you still have toy pistols?" The fat boy's father caught the key word in an instant.

"Yeah" Fenghua Nuotao took out a pure white pistol from his arms, with snowflake patterns carved on it, which is more beautiful than his mother's real pistol.

"I bought it, how much is it?" The little fat boy next to him cried out of breath, and the fat boy's father didn't bother to bargain.

"Five hundred million" Fenghua and angry waves blurted out.

"Ha ha da", not just the fat boy's father, so people who have just moved on purpose are stopped. Five hundred million, do you really think we are all as stupid as Thunder Country?

"Sorry, I'm screaming, how about 50 million?" Fenghua Nuotao took the initiative to lower the price.

The corners of Tutai's mouth twitched, dropping from 500 million to 50 million, which is a bit big.

However, no one is willing to buy it. What a joke, who would spend 50 million for a toy?

"It's okay if you don't want five million." Fenghua and Rage frowned. How come the people of the country of fire are not as bold as those of the country of thunder?

As a bold Thunder countryman, Tutai wanted to cry loudly.

"Five hundred thousand, I can give out five hundred thousand at most" Fat Haier's father was still a little reluctant.

"Uh" Fenghua Rage hesitated, although the difference between 500,000 and 500 million is 1,000 times, but in terms of the normal selling price of this pistol, it is still much higher.

"Well, five hundred thousand is five hundred thousand. Today I have a tearful sale." Fenghua Rumotao showed a painful expression of meat cutting.

"Hehehe" Tutai smiled as if crying, this bastard, why didn't you just give me a tearful sale? I spent a billion and bought three toy pistols. What use are they for? Are they souvenirs?

If Fourth Raikage knew about this, he would definitely take me alive.

"Woo", Tutai is really sad, where am I? What did i do? Why is my life full of confusion and twists and turns?

...

All the members of the Thunder Country Mission in the back were also stunned. Why did this happen? What did they do wrong?

The beautiful girl Samui was the first to react, so don't look for reasons at this time! Hurry up and admit that you made a mistake. No matter what the reason, you should return the one-billion taels of silver bills first.

"In fact, this uncle just wanted to make a joke with everyone. He is an acrobat..." Samui quickly turned his mind. At this time, time is money and time is life.

"Yeah, isn't this the mission of Thunder Country?" Sarutobi Hiruzen smiled and walked over: "I am waiting for you in the Hokage building, why are you here?"

I have a sentence that mmp doesn't know when it is improper to say that all Samyi's plans are instantly disrupted.

"It's really time for Master Hokage to show up." Samui gritted her teeth. What she actually wanted to say is that you, old man, showed up at this time on purpose.

"May I have a good meal to find" Sarutobi Hiruzen grinned: "I heard that you bought three toys for a billion tael, let me see, let me see, I have lived to this age, and I haven't seen the value yet. What does a billion tael toy look like."

Sarutobi Hiruzen's ability to fill the knife is really strong, and Tutai has the heart to commit suicide and apologize.

"Then transfer these three toy pistols to Master Hokage?" Samyi's face was gloomy, but he still didn't lose his aura.

"No, no, no" Sarutobi Hiruzen hurriedly waved his hand: "I can't afford such an expensive toy."

"Then do you think we can play?" Samui roared inside.

However, Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't hear it, and didn't take it seriously. He also glanced at Fenghua Routao approvingly: "Rageous wave, I found your hosting skills are very strong!"

When Fenghua and Naotao heard the praise, his face opened with a smile: "This is all well cultivated by Mr. Hokage."

"Oh." Iruka almost vomited. What's the matter with this? You haven't seen Sarutobi Hiruzen in the past decades. Did he cultivate you in a dream?

Fenghua and Rage were a little embarrassed, and finally met the highest leader, the seat of the bureau, can't you let me show it a little bit?

"Come, come, sell pistols, one for half a million, and you can bargain if you have more." Fenghua Nuotao quickly found something and shifted the topic to the past.

"Liar, we won't buy it, maybe the price will be reduced again in two days" I don't know who said it.

Haha, the truth is out.

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