The Lame Daoist Priest

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"Oh? How do you run for election?"

The cheap man said seriously: "Brother, wait a moment, I'll sort out my thoughts ... Forget it, I'll go to the Xu family to talk to you in person. Send a car to pick me up, and then prepare some boxes for me Lun Su, but also old, durian. "The cheap man asked.

"Well, okay, wait a minute, I will tell the driver your mobile phone number, and the driver will contact you."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Xiaoling asked, "What's wrong?"

"It seems quite troublesome, but it doesn't matter, I don't think it will be too much trouble. Ning Rou, you go to arrange a car, take Jiannan over, he is also in the capital."

Two hours later, the humble man rushed to the Xu family.

I sat in the parlor waiting for him long ago. As soon as he came in, he took a sip of his beloved durian flavor Trunsu and complained: "The ghost weather is hot to death, brother, you can really enjoy the blessing, hide It must be very comfortable to escape the heat in the Xujia compound, right? "

"I just came back and said that the business is going on. What happened to your campaign?"

The humble man stood near the air conditioner and said, "The National Congress of the Taoist Association is held every five years. This is the 18th time, or 18th Congress for short. This time there are many powerful figures, including some seniors who have become famous many years ago. This small cloth is the old Zhu senior in Dangduntun, the old Hu senior in Ermian pants, the old Zhao senior in Zhao Si Mazitun, and the yellow in Taohua Island ... "

I hurriedly stopped the cheap men who were counting their names: "How come this time are some older seniors? I have never heard of these names before."

"I haven't heard of it." The cheap man said: "In short, there are many people coming to the meeting this time. According to incomplete statistics, there are close to 2,000 people. Almost all priests in our country have arrived."

"Well, how many campaign places this time?"

"Three people want to run for president. I have two opponents. In fact, I don't want to run at all. Although Xu Old tempted me that after becoming president, many women would treat me as an idol, but I didn't want to come. Because I have enough fans ... but I still came, because I found that there was a conspiracy in this campaign! "

"Oh? What conspiracy could there be in the campaign? It's nothing more than inside information. There are Xu Lao backing up, are you still afraid of this?"

"Big brother, look, are you naive again? Do you think this campaign is just like" XX Good Voice "? It's as simple as setting the champions before the broadcast starts? In this campaign, there are islanders playing ghosts behind their backs!" He was serious for a while, and he had a leadership temperament, but the durian flavour Trensu in his hands destroyed the hard-won temperament. . .

I frowned slightly: "Island? What the **** is the island? What is our relationship with the island nation?"

The cheap man analyzed: "According to my guess, it should be to let Taoism fall completely, and then infiltrate the occupation of the island's Yin Yang teacher. When the time comes, Taoism will no longer exist, and they can control the ghosts in our country! No one can control! "

"It makes sense." I nodded. "This matter is really serious, but how did you find out?"

"It was news received by several ghost friends. In fact, I am not sure about the authenticity of the news, so I didn't preach it too much. I didn't even tell Xu Lao, but my instinct told me that there was a conspiracy in the rules of this game."

I drank tea: "Tell me about the rules of the game."

The cheap man said: "Because there are three people running for president this time, the Taoist Association elders jointly formulated the rules of the competition. The rules are like this. The three contestants grab the points and take three locations to perform the tasks. The first to return is Winner. Each player can bring an assistant. In fact, I originally wanted to go with Qingyang Daoyou, but Daoyou did n’t help him. He is lying in the hospital now. "

"Hospital? What's wrong with him?" I asked.

"Daoyou went to a variety show called" Dai Si Diving Show "a while ago. As a result of the falling posture, the **** first contacted the water and hit a deep-water bomb. As a result, the **** was filled with water and is still in the hospital. Lying down! So it ’s too weak to say that you are friends! They are all old, and they are not guaranteed for the night, and they are burst into a chrysanthemum ... "

I sighed, the Qingyang Taoist friends were really unreliable, and then turned back to the topic and analyzed: "According to what you said, the island country inserted a hand in the back, and they want their forces to occupy the top level of the Taoist Association, then In other words, at least one of the remaining two contestants is from an island country. "

"Yes! Talking to smart people is effortless!" The cheap man praised me, and I glanced at him. If the words were spoken from other populations, I still don't think there is anything, but what can be said from the mouth of the cheap man So awkward?

I continued to analyze: "If this is the case, when we perform the task, the island country will definitely send people to interfere with us, making us unable to complete the task in time and return."

The cheap man patted his thigh and said excitedly: "That's right! That's it! So, I like to talk to smart people, and I don't need to say anything, I guessed it all!"

I glared at him: "Since you already have ideas, why not change for you?"

The humble man quickly hurriedly laughed with him: "Then, brother, let's just say it."

I continued: "If the island country sends people to interfere, it will definitely not be ordinary people, but Yin and Yang masters. They will secretly control the ghosts to interfere. In this way, without our knowledge, we will only think of the task. It ’s difficult, and you do n’t doubt others ... As for the Onmyoji in the island country, you are worried that the Onmyoji Abeliang City that you fought with us last time will appear, so you want me to be your assistant, right? "

"Exactly!" Said the cheap man: "Brother, this is what I am worried about. Abe Liangcheng's style is very powerful. Last time I fought with Yu Jia, although he was defeated by Yu Jia, they were still escaped by them. It can be seen that the dog of that style is also very good, I am afraid that my wolf-like body can't do them! "

"Got it, will the Eighteenth National Congress start tomorrow? Are you staying here tonight, or going back? If you go back, you can go back on your own. I want to live here and wait for you tomorrow morning."

The cheap man took another sip of durian flavour Trunsu and said, "The fool just left. I wasn't too embarrassed to come here to disturb. I knew you were here, and I came here!"

"Come on, that's right, let's go together tomorrow."

"Ok, I'm going to find something to eat first. I will start to do business tomorrow. I have to relax today." After that, the cheap man walked in the direction of the orchard.

I sat on the chair and took off the jade pendant that was attached to my chest. It is a treasure that Feng Nian can give me. When attacked, it will automatically fade out of the protective cover. It was this piece of jade that saved me, and it was because of this piece of jade that killed Feng Nianke. I held the jade tightly, took a deep breath, put the jade in the space ring, then stood up and went out. . .

The next day.

The Taoist Association ’s 18th National Congress officially started at 9 am. I was prepared to catch up earlier. Who knows that the cheap man did n’t know what to eat last night. He ate squat in the toilet and did n’t call it out. Later, I almost kicked the toilet door, and this guy came out with his legs in between.

However, time is almost nine o'clock.

We hurried by car in the past! By the time it arrived, it was almost half past nine.

The venue is in a private villa in the suburbs, although it is relatively luxurious, but it is far away from the Xu family courtyard. At this time, many cars were parked outside the courtyard, and there were many people standing in the courtyard. More than one thousand.

When we entered the yard, the middle-aged man speaking on stage said, "Exactly, our third presidential candidate is here. Everyone applauds and welcomes him to speak a few words !!"

The cheap man sorted out his suit, moved his legs slowly to the ring, and picked up the microphone: "Hey, hey, hey, hey ..."

For a long time, the humble man took out a speech from his suit pocket, cleared his throat, and read aloud: "Dear classmates, ah no, dear friends, it's time to hold the meeting again, The class wants to run for monitor.... Cough, the association wants to run for president, and I am a person who loves the class, wrong, loves the association, and cares about the collective. Do ... No, do things for the association, do a good job of taking the lead, and lead the association to go further! Although this is the first time, but I will try to make all the fellows satisfied ... I hope the fellows can give me one Thank you for your opportunity to show yourself! "

Everyone was stunned! !

I am no exception! Xin said where did b find the speech? Listening to how it looks like a cadre for elementary school students? Very naive! And if you do n’t read the wrong thing, the key is that the goods are often wrong! Expose his shameful behavior of copying elementary school students!

I just came in with him just now, and at this time I wish to find a ground seam to get in. It's too shameful!

Everyone froze for a few seconds, until the humble man urged: "Give me fifty cents of applause, send me off the stage!" The crowd reacted, and the sparse applause sounded. stand by!"

Since we were late for half an hour just now, the first two presidential candidates have finished speaking, and I have n’t seen the two of them. It ’s all a blame for the cheap guy. I saw that the food was better than my father, like The way he eats, it ’s strange not to eat badly. I should remind him if I knew that if he eats less, he will not delay the business.

Back to me, the cheap man asked: "Brother, how was my speech just now?"

"Good, but I want to know, where did you get this speech from." I asked calmly.

"Just, Baidu in the toilet in the morning. When you smashed the door outside the toilet, I copied the speech inside. I blamed you for urging me outside, causing me to write a lot of typos ..."

I collapsed on the spot! I didn't ask you to settle the accounts! Do you still blame me for tm? !

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