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Jin Dabao held back and almost collapsed. He gritted his teeth and choked his mouth, his eyes rolled upwards, but he didn't laugh.

Everyone else was laughing, Shabe's inner heightened insole, this guy is really good enough. He has recorded the program many times. No matter where he is, Shabe's height does not have an accurate value. He always rises and falls. I asked him if he had worn high-heeled shoes and did not admit that he was killed. Today, in order to make fun of Jin Dabao, he took the initiative to reveal the secret, which is too hard!

Seeing that time was running out, Yang An quickly stood in front of Jin Dabao and made a jaw pinched gesture, screaming: "Dabao, Dabao, don't pinch my beard ..."

Oh ha ha!

Jin Dabao finally couldn't stand it. He laughed, hopped around in depression, turned around in annoyance, and finally pointed at Yang An, crying and laughing: "You! Do! What!"

Several people at the scene did not understand what this stalk was, and Guan Xiaotong was also curious: "What is this laugh?"

Peng Yuyan also couldn't figure out: "It's impossible to get it!"

Zhang Yishan and Hu Ge looked at each other the same, and only knew that they were smirking.

Only the staff who have been following Yang An's shows and the staff who have followed up from the rivers and lakes to laugh and understand the point of this stalk.

This is the first part of the first season of the comedy comedy. Xiaodongbei performed on their show. Jin Dabao performed a special function. He caught Yang Yang from a long distance. Shouted, "Yang An, wrong! I'm scratching your beard, not your neck!"

Although Jin Dabao failed for 31 seconds, he was still very happy.

In just a few seconds, Yang An remembered the past four years ago, and still had the same behavior to learn his movements, so Jin Dabao was quite moved. He knew that Yang An was a nostalgic person. A breakfast was much more calm, and he was all warm.

The third one to play was Guan Xiaotong. She first glared at Yang An and Shabei and warned: "Do not make me laugh!"

Then she looked at Jin Dabao again. Before she spoke, Jin Dabao was scared back and forth: "I don't dare ..."

In the laughter of everyone, Guan Xiaotong proudly raised his head and waved his fist: "The defeated man!"

Everyone is really embarrassed to deal with a girl, some jokes are really unbearable.

Seeing where Guan Xiaotong was standing with a stretched face, Shabell pulled Yang An's arm: "Go up, you are so patient!"

Yang An helpless: "Why don't you get on?"

Shabe narrowed her neck. "Where can I dare! Don't you see three bodyguards standing behind her?"

Yang An sighed: "Come on, will we admit defeat in this round?"

Jin Dabao came together: "Don't starve for a meal!"

Shabe sighed, "Are we all three comedians laughing at a little girl?"

As soon as Yang An gritted his teeth, he stretched out his hands and raised the arms of the left and right people: "Learn me, akimbo! Lame! Four little swans!"

Shabei Xun realized that Jin Dabao flashed a paragraph in his head. This is a unique paragraph of the comedian. In the second season of the comedian, the brothers Aixiao performed this paragraph. Four people wore white stockings and black skirts. Arm-sleeve, stomping her hips, she jumped four little swans.

"Bounce Bounce"

"La la la la"

The melody was sung in the mouths of three people. This is the built-in bgm harmony voice. Jin Dabao is the lowest-sounding "jump" rhythm sound. Yang An sings the main theme of the treble. Shabe is the alto harmony. The three are the first. This cooperation, there is no flaw in cooperation!

The three frustrated swans are holding each other and heading to the left together. Not only do their heads look to the left in the same direction, but they also stretch their legs in the same direction, and then jump to the right. The bgm melody has not stopped. The action pictures, the magic sounds, and the tacit cooperation make the audience burst into laughter!

The laughter was contagious, and the others laughed. Even if Guan Xiaotong was cautious, she couldn't close her mouth and turned her face away.

yeah!

The three little swans lowered their arms and high-fived each other. They successfully made fun of Guan Xiaotong. Will there still be people who say they have no manliness?

"55 seconds!"

Guan Xiaotong's record broke the highest record. Shabei and Jin Dabao must have no chance. Let ’s look at Yang An. They just made an alliance with Yang An to make fun of Guan Xiaotong. In the next second, the two immediately draw a line with him. Trying to make Yang An's teasing within 1o seconds can't help!

Yang An stood in the crowd, moving his arms and legs, twisting his neck, and sneered: "My laugh is definitely the highest in the audience. You have to believe it, you have to be convinced! Quiet, all quiet, wait for my emotions!"

During the brewing period, the six people came together to discuss and came up with an idea and talked a lot.

"All right!"

Yang An put away a smile and looked as usual. Even if everyone else was laughing, he was indifferent, but his expression on the face became more and more dignified.

"Isn't he doing so?"

"How does it seem to cry?"

Jin Dabao and Shabei walked over, curious, but Guan Xiaotong also reached out and waved in front of Yang An: "Yang brother, wouldn't you be so desperate, do you think of any sadness?"

"Timing begins!"

Following the director's order, the three started to tease, and everyone thought it was difficult to make fun of Yang An. I am afraid that Yang An had heard all the new paragraphs and new jokes on the market.

But only heard that Jin Dabao shook his head and hummed, "This Zhang Xiucai ..."

Huh!

Yang An collapsed instantly, squatting down with a smile, sitting on the ground with one buttock, unable to lie down!

3 seconds!

Yang An only persisted for 3 seconds!

The audience laughed, and many people bent over with a smile. Guan Xiaotong and Shabei laughed and squatted on the ground, rubbing their stomachs.

The trio of triumphs were sitting next to each other, oh oh yell, the food that they just ate into a burden became a burden, and everyone felt that their stomachs laughed and hurt.

The staff was amused by this connotative lyrics, and even the timed director almost forgot to watch.

Only the ordinary onlookers who are not very familiar with Yang An, and the hotel side are not very clear. What did the little daddy just sing just make Yang An laugh like this in one sentence?

Sun Cannon had to stand up at this time and said stubbornly, "Let's re-record this section!"

what?

Why re-record?

Many people don't understand it, but everyone who knows the inside story laughs with nothing to say, and it must be re-recorded, because this is Yang An's only black history, and it is absolutely impossible to broadcast on CCTV platform.

Noisy for a long time, Yang An finally recovered and said to the three, "Who dares to sing this again, who do I rush with ... Well, I'm ready!"

"Timing begins!"

This time, do n’t you sing for five? ok!

Jin Dabao and Shabei had already discussed the countermeasures. Jin Dabao asked, "Do you know what the four cross talks are?"

Shabey reached out and counted his fingers: "Sing off without shoes!"

Huh!

Yang An collapsed again. All he thought about was five troubles. He was praying not to talk about the cross talk. As a result, the two of them had four homework in cross talk. When they heard "sing off, sing", they immediately made up for themselves. Come out and make five more clips, relax the laughter suddenly, this time completely finished!

"5 seconds!"

The director announced the result aloud, causing thunderous applause and cheers from the audience. The most honorable title of the running man is Yang An. I am afraid he cannot escape this achievement. It may be difficult for someone to complete it unless he does not want to win. The spy cheated and took the initiative to laugh.

A group of people looked at Yang An and laughed. Yang An was helpless. This is their own stalk many years ago. They were taken out to laugh at themselves and not to be shameful!

Guan Xiaotong successfully won and became the fourth member to have breakfast at will. The remaining three could only watch with peeping eyes and spit at the table.

"Xiao Tong, what shrimp dumplings to eat early in the morning is greasy and unhealthy, let your brother eliminate it for you."

"Hu Brother, I think you have been eating since just now, are you tired of eating? I ca n’t finish the rest, can I help you eat some?"

"Zhang Yishan, what does your brother usually do to you? OK? My brother's affection for you is not worth this horseshoe cake?"

Zhang Yishan hid, like a nursing hen, holding two baskets of snacks in her arms, bending down and laughing nonstop ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ But I still couldn't stop the three from joining forces, I just snatched it away. A cage of shrimp dumplings, three hungry men rushing to fight, deliberately dodging the camera, trying to cover up, even the assistant director who stopped up was not afraid, let ’s eat enough to say!

After breakfast, everyone moved to the quiet business meeting room upstairs. It has been furnished here. There is a small rest room next to the meeting room. The door is open. From the meeting room, you can see a small table in the rest room. There is a translucent ballot box on it, a pen and paper on the table, and a video of the photographer next to it.

"Below, the person whose name is called is invited to the lounge. There are tasks in it."

The crowd was unknown, and the director did not explain, and first asked Peng Yuyan, who was sitting on the side, to enter.

Peng Yuyan pumped herself up: "There won't be a conspiracy in it? If I can't get out, don't go in!"

He just came into the rest room.

A transparent glass door isolated the small room. The remaining six people could only see the back of Peng Yuyan, and could not hear anything inside. The six of them all stood up half-heartedly, looked around with their waist probes, and wanted to know more.

Peng Yuyan picked up the task card on the table, and saw that it said: "If there is a knockout match next, who do you want to knock out the most? Please write his and her names on the voting card, fold it and put it in the ballot box. And tell the camera why you want to eliminate him or her. "

Peng Yuyan paused, smirked at the camera next to him, and looked back, realizing that everyone should not hear him, he whispered: "What does the knockout round mean? Everyone voted and got the highest votes Was it eliminated? "

He talked to himself for a while, and finally thought about it, or wrote down the word "Yang An", then folded it and cast it in, and said with a bitter smile to the camera, "I think everyone, Yang An, you The biggest threat is playing games than you, so sorry ... "