The King of Variety Entertainment

The program continues to play, followed by rehearsal footage and draws.

Seeing Li Yue draw the No. 1 ball, all the audience, including Li Yue himself, all smiled bitterly, Lin Yunshe made his debut, and Yang An was blocking the road at the moment. The camera lens was completely black, the night lights were bustling, and the traffic However, he was serious and asked the director: "What can I do if I can't make it?"

Yang An reluctantly sighed, "I can't catch up, I have to catch up!"

The hastily bgm, exciting plot, opening five minutes, like a tense police bandit, interlocking and pressing.

All audiences were firmly attracted, and no one was willing to change channels easily, so the ratings were so stable, rising steadily.

Except for Yang An ’s own team, no one knows about airport delays and traffic jams, all of which are post-recording scenes, and all are performances made for the effect of the show. The fourth period of Yang An retired, and the ratings behind cannot be dropped!

Finally, Lin Yunshe came on, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.

When talking about cross talk, no one dares to brag about what he said in front of Li Qiankun. Li Qiankun has not really been happy for many years. Whoever said cross talk can guess in advance what the burden is, which is really boring.

With a mouthful of Cao Xiaobao, Li Qiankun shook his head: "This child is inexperienced and frightened."

Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao talked about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: "The two have a bad rhythm. It's obvious that there is a big bag, a small bag, and two bags that haven't shaken out. It's better to slow down."

The disciples and grandchildren are all speechless. There is no such person as a master. There are almost no crosstalk actors in the country who can see him. Several old artists say that they are all over ten years old. People do not want to toss at a certain age. What else is new? Just eat and wait for death, so Li Qiankun feels boring. He never listens to cross talk.

Li Qiankun couldn't help complaining. Several old friends laughed and asked, "When is Xiao Yang playing?"

"It should be coming soon, here it is ..."

As soon as Li Qiankun had finished speaking, Cao Xiaobao confessed to Lin Yun's brother that, alas, the **** bgm appeared, which scared everyone.

Li Qiankun's old eyes suddenly glowed and burned. This is a very rare form of traditional crosstalk, plus popular songs!

This is interesting!

Traditional cross talk is not without music accompaniment, but in the past it was said that cross talk was added with erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. The actor who shouted "I want to die for you" every spring evening, also played the guitar.

But seeing Yang An step on the **** bgm domineering appearance, this approach far exceeded Li Qiankun's expectations, giving him a fresh look.

"The Superstars of Chaos!"

A little apprentice laughed, his voice was a little excited, and it was obvious that he had seen the spoiler.

The following three people formally started a cross-talk. Most of the baggage was shaken by Yang An. The shaking was fresh, the shaking silver was shaking, and the shaking was unexpected. For example, even the academic degree, even Mr. Li Qiankun did not respond. Come here, the phrase "he won" made everyone laugh!

Li Qiankun laughed and laughed, but just a few laughs, he felt inexplicable!

How many years have he not laughed at listening to crosstalk?

Five years, or ten years?

He refined his work and made the audience laugh a lot, in fact, he was not so happy in his heart, 90% of the smile on his face came from the performance.

But he was amused by Yang An just now!

The apprentice was also surprised. The master laughed from the bottom of his heart? Did he read it right? In recent years, the Beijing-China TV Crosstalk Contest has invited the master to be a guest and judge, and there are almost no works that can make him laugh, and there are perfunctory laughs!

It seems that Yang An is really capable! The apprentice came back.

On TV, Yang An shuddered one after another, mocking his own master, keeping up with the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandoning the 800 traditional cross talk categories.

Among the cross talks, "10 is forbidden, 8 is forbidden, 6 is said to be shaken and 2 is distinguished", Yang An has not complied with any of them, so he has created a new cross talk that closely follows the trend of the times!

Li Yue ’s treacherousness ended the show with a perfect ending to the show. All of us here are crosstalk celebrities, and I have to admit that this work is good!

"Master, I understand what to do."

The apprentice added tea to Li Qiankun, saying: "I will contact Yang An as soon as possible, invite him to join the Chinese Quyi Association as a director, and then help him to produce a book about the" New School Crosstalk ". Fame, take a good hype, and by the way promote the development of cross talk art. "

Li Qiankun nodded: "This is just one of the purposes. I called you over to watch the show, and I wanted to tell you that the means of reviving traditional art should not be so simple, stale and old. You should learn the spirit of innovation from Yang An. This year In the Spring Festival Gala, some of our old guys helped Yang An at last. Even if we burned out our old oil lamps, it was worth it! "

Several old friends also sighed with emotions, and could not appreciate in words.

The third issue of "Comedy Comedy" is over, and it has been hotly debated online again!

The biggest hotspot is that Yang An's cross talk "One Brother Lin Yun" won the first place in this game. Is it true?

A user named "Quyi Shijia Chen Haohao" wrote a long post that almost copied every line of Yang An, and carefully analyzed the thorns: "From the tidbits, I don't believe Yang An!

First, he is the host, how could he not return to the Blue Ocean recording program in advance? Still traffic jams, still in the fifth ring! Last Friday at 3 pm, I heard this song on the radio. At that time, he was singing with Li Xintong in Zhongjing, and there was this "Song of the Five Rings"! I do n’t believe every word that the program team said, it ’s fake, and they are all arranged performances!

Second, every baggage he said was the lowest level of laughter. He shouted the child ’s father, teased his mother. Cao Xiaobao said that the child was Yang An ’s son. These are ethical mischief. , Is the lowest level of market culture, the most boring, the lowest!

In the end, Yang An teased his master. This is a bully. The map cannon is the whole comic dialogue world. This is the ancestor destruction. Such low-quality comic techniques and meaningless comic dialogue methods should be expelled from the comic industry as soon as possible! "

As soon as this post came out, it suddenly exploded the entire forum, and even comprehensive forums such as the Cape Forum were paying attention.

The vulgarity and elegance of cross talks have always been accompanied by controversy. Over the years, cross talks have declined, and destruction has been ruined on this issue.

This is the biggest pain of cross talk art!

This is the weakness of crosstalk actors who can't stand the blow!

This is the hate that all artists in the art world don't want to mention!

Some points of "Qu Yi Shi Chen Chen Hao" were quickly refuted!

Forum celebrity "Ghostblade" posted a reply post for the first time: "Chen Hao, listen, you are also a Quyi family, are you Yiyi family? Ye refutes you one by one! Let me remember who my uncle is ! "

"Watching a movie kills bad guys, do you know it's fake? Why don't you **** call the police? Why don't you say that all the heroes' beauty-saving sections are arranged by the director, and all the entertainment means are fake? It ’s the only one who stabs at this point! Yang Geer came out arrogantly, the audience stood up and applauded, everyone loved him! Who the **** cares whether it is true or not? He is a brother in everyone ’s heart! "

"Ghostblade is domineering! Chen Yishi's home Chen is good, wait for Ghostblade to finish training with you, and grandfather will accompany you to practice!"

"Support Brother Ghost Knife! Take the third place of Dongbei Qiang Brother and splash your blood!"

Brother Ghost Knife's words make sense, if even this is picky, don't think about entertainment, it is better to roll back to sleep, netizens have praised.

Ghost Sword's second trick: "Second," Song of the Five Rings ", everyone knows that" Happy Comedy "is recorded every Saturday. Do you think it is live? You can also pick a song and you can write a The first one is similar to "The Song of the Five Rings". Brother Ghost Blade eats the keyboard live! Forget about your IQ, you ca n’t even understand what the recording and broadcasting is, and it ’s difficult to communicate with you! ”

"Ghostblade said it well, arguing with the mentally handicapped, he will pull your IQ as low as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! By the way, this sentence was originally created by Yang Geer, saying too By the way! Is this Chen good for his mental retardation? "

"Ha ha ha ha ~ Yang Geer is so naughty, this kind of paragraph all speak out, he is too funny ~~"

Netizens laughed and took out the paragraphs that Yang An had said before. Now they are using ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ It is really appropriate at this time!

Brother Ghost Blade uses the third trick of Cyclone Sword: "12 minutes, 32 baggage! No urine point during the whole process! Laughing all the way! Crosstalk I will serve Yang An! No matter what ethics, theory, I will I know it ’s funny, it ’s good, Coke! Are you still a family, do you understand the burden of the most Coke, it is the excavation of human humbleness, not the excavation of noble sentiment? Who the **** loves to listen to you and praise the great country of the motherland? I want to pump you! "

"Beijing Huangsan followed closely behind! Take your ya Chen!"

"Well! You're ashamed of surname Chen! Dongshan old Chen **** you to death!"

Netizens are the most angry about this. Saying something with crosstalk, that is bastard! Do you think it is elegant to go to the opera, to watch the world famous books, it ’s not good to go away and let everyone listen to the comic dialogue?

This is the stepping on the tail of all comic dialogue fans.

Ghostblade's last move: "Brother will give you the fourth point! No size on the stage, no rules on the stage, you ca n’t tell the joke on the stage, bully the teacher to destroy your sister! You **** have culture Yeah, do n’t watch Yang Geer talk about cross talk if you have the culture, go to see your people and nature, go to your silver eagle cartoon, go to your rubber band, go to play with your inflatable doll! Little **** here is blind Beep! I tell you, Yang Geer's Bachelor's degree, and Cao Xiaobao has obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, do you still listen to a fart cross talk? How far can you roll me? ! The quyi world doesn't need a scum like you! "

The ghost sword brother is full of combat power, and the responders flocked up, showering the dog blood of this "Quyi Shijia Chen Haohao"!

He was slashed by the celebrity ghost knife ghost on the board, did Chen give up?

No!

He has to fight again!