The King of Variety Entertainment

"Sudden tyrants!"

"Wow ~ Rich people! Please hold a golden thigh!"

"It will warm the bed, it will be tied, it is strong in technology, and it is strong in body.

"Five thousand dollars is a bird! True love, this is absolutely true love!"

Sohu.com's live broadcast platform, as long as it rewards more than 50,000 yuan in a row, the whole platform broadcasts once and broadcasts for 30 seconds. [Read the latest chapter]

All the live broadcast rooms can see the red message: "I love you, Rong Feifei, you are the most perfect national goddess!"

Sohu.com ’s live broadcast platform rarely sees a reward of 50,000 yuan. Netizens who do n’t know the truth ask one after another: “Who is Rong Feifei? Return to the goddess of the country, a big tone!”

"It's estimated that a stupid man is courting, right? Spend 50,000 yuan on the platform, the rich are really wayward!"

"Oh, this local tyrant seems to be a woman, or singer Li Xintong's live studio! Go and see!"

The whole platform is the best publicity advertisement. Some boring netizens are chasing away.

More and more unknown audiences came in and found that many female fans in the chat area were feeling: "If I heard this song a year ago, my mother would not be so passive now! Too late, too late, said It's a lot of blood and tears ... "

"Rong Feifei sings so well, this is the attitude a perfect woman should have!"

"Love the lyrics, love the perfect woman! Sisters, stand up ~"

"It's such a joyous song, why did I listen to crying ... I regret it so easy to let him succeed ... tears!

"Sing well! This song must be repeatedly shown to my roommate. She holds a mobile phone and sighs all day long. She hangs her heart on that stinky man, and then she will lose out sooner or later! I must take this song. Brainwash her! "

"Oh my god! My boyfriend asked me out for a case yesterday, and I agreed stupidly! Sisters, please teach me, okay, shouldn't I agree?"

Many female fans are reflecting on themselves and voicing their opinions. Because of this song, they have changed their previous concepts and learned what is called the woman's hold and preciousness.

"What happened? What happened?"

"Wow! There are so many girls here! Girls. Why are you crying so much? Come and talk to my brother ~ Brother 20 cm is the best at comforting people!"

"Isn't this person Li Xintong, it turns out this is her webcast!"

The masses who did not know the truth quickly figured out what was going on here. Auntie continued to chat in the chat area, and the administrator vomited yellow speech. Those who want to listen to songs stay and listen, and the number of people online has increased a lot.

At this time, a barrage appeared: "I want to hear Teacher Lu sing!"

Li Xintong pouted with a smile: "Mr. Lu will sing with mysterious guests later, please don't go away!"

Li Xintong ’s live webcast advertisement on Sohu ’s homepage was replaced in time. A masked mysterious guest and Lu Xun appeared side by side in the picture, and the advertisement was very visually striking.

Many Sohu users see this ad when they browse the homepage. Can't help but click in and join Li Xintong's live broadcast room as a tourist.

In the live broadcast room, a questionnaire was also given in time. Li Xintong asked everyone to guess who it was, which stimulated the emotions of the fans and interacted with the fans.

Unsurprisingly, Mo Wen ’s votes are far ahead. After all, Mo Wen is Li Xintong ’s sister and Lu Xun ’s friend. It is not surprising that she will appear in the live broadcast room.

Other singers have also been nominated, and only a few have reported Yang An's name. The reason is very simple. Lu Xun must sing RAP. The mysterious man and Lu Xun sing together, and they will definitely rap. With the appearance of Rong Feifei, Yang An's suspiciousness has improved a lot.

"Over 130,000 people live online!"

"It's over 150,000, and it's increasing!"

"Server data is stable, bandwidth is normal, and latency is normal!"

Sohu.com's engineers are constantly reporting monitoring data, and everything is under control. The data is growing in an orderly manner, and the director has quietly wiped his sweat. Fortunately, he has prepared well before this, so that the chain is not lost!

...

A thousand miles away in Yangcheng. Lin Ruoyu and A Mei were listening to the master's complaint after blocking for a long time before walking 500 meters into the taxi.

"Yangcheng rarely sees such a traffic jam!"

"I have been renting a car for seven years, and the most congested one was when I met an eight-car rear-end. The scene was terrible!"

"Girls, aren't you in a hurry? Traffic jams are the most taboo. I listen to music and cross talk more often."

Blocked for an hour, who is not upset to change? At this time, it can be regarded as the Yangcheng Music Station, accompanied by the singing of Li Xintong and Rong Feifei. The two girls are in a good mood, and they can also talk and laugh.

Li Xintong's voice came out on the radio: "Any mysterious guest please, does anyone know him? The barrage brushed up and told me what his name was? Yes, yes, he is Yang An! Welcome everyone ~"

Amei asked curiously, "Who is Yang An?"

Lin Ruoyu rolled his eyes and was about to explain that he was the first guest of the Red Wolf National Tour. He heard the master screaming, "Yang An? Come to sing with comic dialogue?"

The exaggerated shout came from the window of a private car next to him: "No! It's Yang An, a comedian!"

Lin Ruoyu was confused, and asked, "Yang An is talking about cross talk? Isn't that singer Yang An?"

The master is very proud: "Anyway, I know Yang An speaks cross talk, and it's very good! Hey, young people who are willing to learn cross talk these years are too rare to be good, I'm sure he will become a famous Chinese in the future Comedian Master. "

Lin Ruoyu and Amei didn't know who Yang An was at all, and Li Xintong in the radio said, "Haha, I saw your message, yes, yes, he is singer Yang An and also cross talk actor Yang An. Come here for everyone. say hi!"

Yang An laughed: "How are you in front of the computer and in front of the mobile phone? I love you! Those viewers on the tree, please raise your hands and wave them up, will I see you?"

Li Xintong sprayed a smile: "Yang An, the audience on the tree raises their hands and will fall. This is not your cross talk auditorium. What song are you and Teacher Lu going to sing?"

Yang Andao: "Everyone knows that traffic jams are the most annoying. Today I and Teacher Lu sang a" Song of the Five Rings "and gave them to all the friends who were blocked on the road. I wish you happy ~"

Song of the five rings in a traffic jam?

What the hell!

Isn't the fifth ring the Olympics?

The audience almost fainted, and Lin Ruoyu and A Mei laughed loudly.

The master also laughed. Pointing at the radio, "This is how Yang An speaks. I really like listening to him!"

Several private cars next to me seemed to be listening to the show. Haha laughed, and the voice went outside.

That's the case with traffic jams. Annoyed and annoyed, no one wants to reach the destination sooner. Every time Yang An and Lu Xun are going to sing a song written specifically for traffic jams, everyone is full of inexplicable expectations. Several cars also intentionally shook the windows. Turn up the sound to make the traffic jam on the road like a music festival.

The music rang so suddenly, Lu Xun's voice came out, and the RAP version of "The Song of the Five Rings" debuted in front of the public!

People on the road nodded frequently to Landing Rap, and I just wanted to get on the fifth ring.

Ten seconds later, the style changed suddenly!

A completely different vocal popped up suddenly, "ah ~", and everyone was shocked!

"...

Ah ~~ Five rings ~~ You have one ring more than four rings ~~

Ah ~~ Five Rings ~~ You have one less ring than Six Rings ~~

... "

Haha!

The taxi master didn't hold back, and smiled and sprayed: "Yang An! Absolutely he is singing, I can hear his voice!"

"Crouch! Who is this?"

"What's the sound! Are you on stage?"

"Hahahaha! Five rings ~~"

The same hilarious sound came from the cars nearby. Many people kept laughing and shouted the five rings.

Lin Ruoyu was stunned by this song, and A Meizheng woke her up with a smile, and just heard Yang An sing "What to do to get to the seventh ring road". Lin Ruoyu also had endless questions in her heart, just like Lu Xun kept on the side Singing "What to do, what to do, oh what to do", just wait for the next sentence to announce the result!

"... You have two more rings than the fifth ring ~~"

Huh!

Lin Ruoyu didn't hesitate and laughed loudly, regardless of her image.

Hahahaha!

The master doesn't want to sneer anymore, he laughs out loud. Don't forget to nod with the funny guy in the car next to you, everyone was laughed at by this nonsense lyrics.

Traffic jams are no longer boring, with music and Yang An's singing. It seems that traffic jams have become very funny.

The melody part of the Song of the Five Rings is particularly simple. When Yang An sang the second paragraph, many people hummed along.

The same is true of Lin Ruoyu and Amei. The two smirked and listened to Yang An humming there. In his mind, he actually made up the scene where Yang An was singing in a costume.

No expression was visible in the radio waves. But the audience in the live broadcast room will have eyesight, they really laughed miserably!

In the live broadcast room, Li Xintong sat on the far side and kept covering his mouth and laughed. Lu Xun sat in the middle holding a microphone in charge of the rap part. Yang An stood on the other side, wearing a monitoring headset on his head. Both hands really did. Out of the posture of Liyuan opera, the action is really in place, and the look is very good!

This is the true skill of Liyuan, but Yang An only learned fur. In "The Song of the Five Rings", he was specifically responsible for funny, while Lu Xun was responsible for deep installation. The contrast between the two was extremely strong, and the comedy effect was also the strongest.

After Yang An finished singing the second paragraph, it was finally Lu Xun ’s rap part: "

... how many people know that there are tigers in the mountains,

I know that the Five Ring Road is blocked.

The fortress, just the fortress, hum, I'm not worried,

I have n’t washed my car in my life ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ My car is not clean,

Aung ~ How calm the smoke looks,

The bitter smile here sighed,

What else do you want to see, obediently eating your pancakes in the car,

Hurry up on the fifth ring, because maybe first win first,

I drove the car on the fifth ring,

Hurry up the car on the fifth ring,

No matter what, I just want to get on the fifth ring.

...

"

Lu Xun's sense of rhythm is very good. He sang his own feeling of this song. Many of the listeners who were in traffic jams had a great resonance after laughing. (To be continued.)

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