Pretending to be more than three seconds

“Who says I’m old? I’m only six hundred years old, and I’m still young!”

When the old goat heard that Wang Yu said he was old, he immediately retorted excitedly.

Wang Yu looked at the excited look of the old goat, well, let’s change the subject.

Then he asked again: “Boss, have you worn very handsome and unrestrained clothes that are suitable for sword cultivators?”

“Hehe, I have everything here.” The old goat stroked his beard proudly, “If you want me to say, the most suitable costume for a swordsman is the one worn by Lord Swordsman.”

“Master Sword Immortal?”

Wang Yu was a little surprised. How come he doesn’t have any impression of Mr. Sword Immortal?

But thinking about it, before I traveled over, the manga hadn’t been finished yet, maybe it was the characters that appeared after my time travel.

As soon as Lord Sword Immortal was mentioned, the old goat recalled with his eyes: “It’s normal that you don’t know, because Lord Sword Immortal was a person 500 years ago. When Tu Shan was most difficult, one person with one sword shocked the world.”

Wang Yu asked curiously, “Is the person you’re talking about called Wang Quanfugui?”

The old goat shook his head and said, “I forgot, but the name seems to be three characters. Don’t you want to buy clothes? I have a set of clothes that Lord Sword Immortal once ordered for me. I’ll show you.”

With that said, the old goat took out a set of white ancient clothes from a box behind him.

As soon as the clothes were taken out, Wang Yu’s eyes were instantly attracted by them, and he said, “Boss, I want your suit.”

“That’s not acceptable.” The old goat said, “Not everyone can buy these clothes. You can try them on. If I think it’s okay, I’ll sell them to you at the original price.”

“Okay.” Wang Yu immediately agreed. He took the clothes and walked into the fitting room.

Came out again, and had already changed into clothes.

The main body of the clothes is white, with a black high collar and two red ribbons.

The cuffs are tight-fitting, the color of the forearm is black, and there is a blue wine gourd hanging on the left belt.

When Wang Yu put on this suit, his whole demeanor changed.

The old goat opened his eyes wide, staring blankly at the changed Wang Yu, and murmured, “It looks…too much alike!”

Wang Yu had already looked in the mirror before. This suit was tailor-made for him. He unconsciously said proudly, “How about it? Is it okay for me to wear it?”

He casually drew a circle in the air with the mahogany sword, and stood there with his hands behind his back like a tall man.

“It would be great if there was wine in the jug.” Wang Yu couldn’t help sighing.

After paying the money, Wang Yu looked up at the Tree of Misery, which looked very close, “I still have to go, if only I knew how to control the sword. No, I have to cure my fear of heights first.”

Thinking of his inexplicable fear of heights, Wang Yu had a headache. The sword fairy is afraid of heights, so why not be a sword fairy.

“Ring ring ring~”

A huge rabbit stopped near Wang Yu.

Wang Yu thought it was Tu Shan Susu, but turned around and found that it was not.

There is not much difference from Tushan Susu’s rabbit, the only difference is that this rabbit has something like a saddle on its back.

There is a human being on the rabbit’s back. I saw him slowly get off the rabbit,And took out a hundred and handed it over.

The rabbit stretched out a paw in a very humane way, clamped it, and put it into a small bag on its chest.

The man then left.

Only the three-meter-high white rabbit was left squatting there alone.

Wang Yu couldn’t help but walked forward. The rabbit saw someone approaching, and took out a wooden sign out of nowhere.

It says:

Shared rabbits, one hundred per hour.

“Gu Gu~”

Tutu turned the sign over and it read:

“Drinks are free”

In the end, Wang Yu sat on it.

He will never admit that he did it for the free drinks.

Not to mention, the speed of this rabbit is quite fast. Sitting on it, there is no feeling of bumps at all. And it took less than half an hour to arrive not far from the Misery Tree.

Wang Yu, who was on the rabbit, stuck the mahogany sword on his belt. He grabbed the armrest of the rabbit with one hand, and picked up the wine gourd with the other, and drank it indistinctly.

At the first sip, Wang Yu felt it was hot, so hot that he wanted to vomit it out.

Swallowing it with force, Wang Yu smiled bitterly and said, “The road to becoming a sword fairy is still very long!”

“Ding, the knight line is superimposed on one layer.”

Hearing the prompt from the system suddenly, Wang Yu felt a little better.

Although the taste of this wine is really not suitable, but for the sake of strength, Wang Yu is going all out.

“Master, come back with me quickly.”

In front of the bitterness tree, the little nymphomaniac’s old butler tried to persuade her.

The little nymphomaniac didn’t pay attention to it. Instead, her eyes were carefully looking at the beautiful woman in red, with loose hair, loose bangs, animal ears, and bare feet.

The woman quietly looked at the tree of bitterness in front of her, wondering what she was thinking.

The woman in front of her is the current head of Tu Shan, the leader of the Demon League, Tu Shan Yaya.

I saw the little nymphomaniac wearing a very rustic hat and a pink waistcoat, with blushing cheeks, and said courageously, “Please, just take a look at me, and I can give you all my belongings.”

Then she took out no less than ten keys with both hands. Seeing this, the old housekeeper anxiously stopped her and said, “Master, don’t be impulsive.”

“Uh……”

With a sound of “shua”, the keys in the hands of the little nymphomaniac disappeared.

Looking again, it has already appeared in Tu Shan Yaya’s hands.

Turning her back, Tu Shan Yaya turned her head to reveal half of her face, and looked at her with interest in her pale red pupils.

“make a deal.”

The corners of his mouth were raised, but he obviously didn’t speak, and the voice came from nowhere.

It was Tu Shan’s Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Technique that was used.

boom! boom!

“What a nice view!”

The little nymphomaniac and her old housekeeper knelt on the ground and shed tears at the same time.

But the difference is that the little nymphomaniac’s face is full of tears of joy, while the old butler’s tears are like water flowing down the drain.

The old housekeeper thought sadly: “Once I return to before liberation, I will become a social person from now on! Huh…”

“who!”

Tu Shan Yaya turned her head sharply, and looked behind the two little nymphomaniacs. A cold air flashed in his pupils.

You must know that today she has ordered that no one is allowed to approach the Tree of Misery at this time. Forget about the little nymphomaniacs, I have already collected their money.

“There are still people who dare to come here. It seems that they can collect money again.”

Tu Shan Yaya looked at the tree of bitterness indifferently. In Tu Shan, no one really could threaten her. In her opinion, not caring is another money giver.

“The Yujian rides the wind to slay demons from heaven and earth.”

“With wine, I am happy, but without wine, I am also insane.”

“Drink the rivers and rivers once, then drink the sun and the moon.”

“You can’t get drunk with a thousand cups, but I am the Sword Immortal of Wine.”

Wang Yu, who drank baijiu for the first time, was dizzy and overwhelmed. Looking at the tall Misery Tree, I couldn’t help shouting out.

With her back turned, Tu Shan Yaya’s body trembled slightly.

At this moment, Wang Yu rode a snow-white giant rabbit, stepped over the two little nymphomaniacs, and arrived late.

“Finally caught up, it seems that it’s not too late, uh!”

After hiccupping, Wang Yu violently shook his head, trying to wake himself up.

At this moment, Tu Shan Yaya’s eyes turned around, and he looked deeply at Wang Yu.

I don’t know if it’s Wang Yu’s illusion, but I always feel that the way she looks at him is a little strange. A little disbelief, a little anger, a mix of flavors.

“Eh… After drinking too much, my eyes seem to be a little hard to use.” Wang Yu rubbed his eyes, not sure if it was the effect of the alcohol, but whistled at Tu Shan Yaya.

“I’m not talented, people in the world are called the king of Jiujianxian…”

Before she could finish her sentence, the clothes on Tu Shan Yaya’s body suddenly started to move automatically without any wind. I don’t know if it was his illusion, but behind her, nine white tails were constantly swinging.

A gust of cold air hit the surroundings, causing the already somewhat sweltering weather to cool down sharply.

Wang Yu, who was a little drunk, immediately shuddered. Wei Wei woke up for a while, seeing this scene, she was instantly frightened out of her wits.

There was a red light in Tu Shan Yaya’s pupils. With her as the center, the grassland with a radius of hundreds of miles quickly formed ice and spread rapidly.

“You…shouldn’t…fake…he…”

Intermittent voices came, and suddenly there was a icy wind blowing around Tu Shanyaya. The scene was like a tornado of ice and snow.

In an instant, before Wang Yu could say anything, he turned into an ice sculpture.



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