The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

As soon as the Jade Emperor called, the entire live broadcast room was instantly "clean". The barrage that was originally like a torrential river, rushing all the way, suddenly disappeared completely, with no leftovers!

At this moment, the emperor and queen of the earth were silent, the gods and Buddhas were speechless, and the Nine Heaven Palace was deadly silent!

Slap!

Absolute face slap!

Chi Luoluo hit her face!

Slap in the face without hiding!

All the gods who had placed a bet stared at the phone screen with wide-eyed eyes, their mouths open enough to stuff a goose egg!

Especially Erlang Zhenjun, his face was flushed, and he said just now that the Jade Emperor would not answer this kid's call, but in an instant, the Jade Emperor even called Mo Ming directly!

This mortal boy, he, how could he have such a big face?

Even across the screen of the phone, he could feel Sun Monkey's laughing wildly.

At this moment, the Huaguo Mountains shook, and the lake was inverted, like an earthquake.

And in the water curtain cave, a golden-haired monkey was lying on the ground, his right hand clenched a fist and kept hitting the ground, his mouth was almost reaching the roots of his ears, his expression was almost as if he had seen some of the most ridiculous things in the sky and the earth. :

"Hahahahaha, hey, no more! My old grandson is no longer good! I'm so laughing! Hahaha..."

"Help, help, no more, my grandson is going to laugh to death, my grandson is going to laugh to death..."

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In the end, the cheeks of the monkey's smile were cramping, and it gradually calmed down. He picked up the phone and tapped:

"Mr. Erlang, the real phoenix egg of the tea leaves with enlightenment, you can quickly send it to my old grandson. You have to send it to Shuntian express. Don't forget to pay the postage!"

"My grandson, my grandson hasn't eaten jelly beans for many years, so hurry up and send a gourd golden pill, and send it to Shuntian express, and you will pay the postage!"

"The Queen Mother, hehe, the pearls that have been bred for three thousand years in the East China Sea, you must deliver them properly, without a trace of scratches, my grandson is so piercing!"

"Bajie, don't think I have forgotten you. Also, I won't call the name just now, I will give my grandson a little self-consciousness!"

Throughout the live broadcast room, Monkey King himself sent four barrage in a row, hanging in the center of the live broadcast room screen.

After a long time, no one answered in a daze.

All the gods who have placed a bet just now are as if they have eaten a child to death, so they can't say a word!

As for the real monarch Erlang, it goes without saying that the enlightened tea true phoenix egg, which he took tens of thousands of years to obtain, can reshape the physical spirit and make his body undergo qualitative changes. In this way, you can realize the great path and improve your cultivation.

Thinking of tens of thousands of years of hard work, he just gave this dead monkey so that his heart was bleeding.

It’s not much better for Taishang Laojun. With regret in his heart, why didn’t he figure it out for a while and got involved?Originally wanted to fall into the rock, but instead he picked up the rock and smashed it in the foot. He lost the Ninth Rank Golden Pill of a full gourd for nothing!

The Queen Mother is also extremely depressed. That unparalleled large pearl is the essence of the ocean. In addition to being used as jewelry, it has the miraculous effect of nourishing the soul and nourishing the flesh.

She has such a noble status, she hasn't been willing to move after getting it, and has been sealed and preserved.

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They think they are stupid to say anything now!

In the underworld, King Qin Guang answered the phone tremblingly:

"Hey...hey, I, I am King Qin Guang!"

What is the concept of Jade Emperor?

That is the supreme ruler of the Three Realms and Six Paths. If the entire Heavenly Court is regarded as an interest group, then the Jade Emperor is the highest boss of the headquarters!

As for King Qin Guang, who worked hard for hundreds of thousands of years, he was only a department head, and he was not the head of the group, so he was a branch.

Now that the top boss of the group headquarters is calling, can he not be nervous?

Especially this kid with the surname Mo was joking, 80% of which was nothing good.

"Xiao Qin, someone reported anonymously to the Heavenly Court, saying that your underground palace Hades Palace is chasing the living soul and disturbing the order of the Three Realms. Is there such a thing?"

When King Qin Guang heard this, he felt a "cock" in his heart. The Jade Emperor didn't specify what it was, but the Jade Emperor made it clear that it was for Mo Ming.

After all, King Qin Guang is also an "old man" who has been in the officialdom for a long time. He knows what to say and what not to say under what circumstances:

"The great emperor, all the little gods are incapable of management, so that the black and white impermanence of the subordinates are not effective, and there are omissions, and they fail to distinguish between two people of the same age. No, the little brother Mo Ming just came, I found it out. , I am preparing to arrange for him to return to Yangjian!"

The black and white impermanence standing next to them were stupid at the time, I rely on, we also acted according to your King Qin Guang’s requirements, now something has happened, and we have to take the blame...

Although I was dissatisfied in my heart, after all, King Qin Guang was the lord of the underworld and their immediate superiors, and he could only hold his dissatisfaction in his heart. This was really dumb eating huanglian, and there was hardship to tell.

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone before answering:

"Well, Xiao Qin, there is no distinction between big and small things in the underworld. Everything must be done strictly in accordance with the rules. There must be no negligence. I don't want to hear such reports in the future!"

"Yes, yes, the great emperor, what you taught is that the little god will strictly demand himself and his subordinates in the future!"

King Qin Guang kept nodding his head.

"Okay, I'll take note of the matter this time, and deduct your 30,000 annual salary as punishment. Besides, this little brother Mo Ming, you can make arrangements so that you can't let people suffer this grievance in vain!"

"The Great, I..."

"What? Do you think the salary of 30,000 years is too little? Not enough, you can deduct 50,000 years, 100,000 years, or 1 million years!"

The Jade Emperor's tone has gradually become fierce.

As the ruler of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor generally rarely experienced severe mood swings, but now he speaks fiercely, obviously moving really angry!

King Qin Guang secretly complained that for a branch manager like him, the salary of 30,000 years is too much!

It wasn't until the Jade Emperor hung up the phone that King Qin Guang took a sigh of relief, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and talked with the boss of the headquarters. It was really stressful!

The 30,000-year salary was so little, and King Qin Guang felt painful just thinking about it. He didn't want to see Mo Ming at first, and now he has no good face.

He couldn't figure it out. This Mo Ming was just a fourteen-year-old boy, and he didn't seem to have anything special. How could he get in touch with the Jade Emperor?

Returning the phone to Mo Ming, King Qin Guang thought about the meaning of the Jade Emperor's last sentence, "Make arrangements so that no one can be wronged in vain".

He opened "Mo Ming"'s life and death book.

The life and death book records a person's life and death experience. A normal person's life and death book is as thick as a book, but "Mo Ming" is only as thin as a few white papers.

When you open it, you can see: Mo Ming, born in the mortal world, mediocre life, no contribution to the three realms, 14 years of positive life, and no negative life!

King Qin Guang thought for a moment. Anyway, this Mo Ming is a soul seized from the corpse of the deceased, so it's better to let him borrow the corpse to recover!

King Qin Guang’s pen added a 0 to the end of "Yangshou 14" and changed it to "Yangshou 140 years".

Mo Ming glanced at him secretly, smiled suddenly, in a small way, I thought that even the Jade Emperor would not be able to cure you!

"Brother Xiaoqin, if there is nothing wrong, I will leave!"

With the support of the Jade Emperor, Mo Ming is naturally full of air!

"Go and go, hurry up! Go as soon as possible! Our netherworld can't accommodate you as a great god!"

King Qin Guang waved his hand again and again, he now had a headache when he heard Mo Ming speak!

This kid is not kind, you have something to do with the big boss above, you didn't say earlier, do you have to come here to pretend?!

The black and white impermanence brought Mo Ming, so naturally they are also responsible for sending Su Xin back.

After leaving the mansion, the space broke and a big black hole emerged. Mo Ming stepped in and the space channel slowly closed.

Before leaving, Mo Ming didn't forget to take another look at the underground palace, and his excitement was unstoppable. Today's force is so exciting!

Yangjian, outside Yunzhou City, Yangliupo

Next to Mo Ming's body, the space suddenly twisted, a black hole flashed, and Mo Ming's soul stepped out and floated in mid-air.

The sky in the east had already turned white, indicating that Mo Ming's soul had been out of the body for quite some time, so Mo Ming hurriedly got into this flesh body without daring to delay.

About ten seconds later, Mo Ming's body suddenly opened his eyes. Because the soul had been out of the body for too long, his body had already appeared corpse stiff, and the blood that had stopped flowing began to function again, leaving him with limbs. They are full of numbness.

Mo Ming turned on the phone and took a look. When he pretended to be at the top, there were tens of thousands of spectators, but because of the monkey bet, now there is only one spectator left.

Just as Mo Ming was thinking about the identity of the last audience member, ribbons suddenly floated across the top of the screen:

Fighting and defeating the Buddha rewarded a "Enlightenment Tea True Phoenix Egg"!

Fight against the Buddha to reward a gourd "Nine Turns Golden Pill"!

Fighting against the Buddha rewarded a "three thousand years of pearl"!

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At the same time, the system asked:

The anchor receives a reward from the fan, do I withdraw it now?