The Hero Kneels

This seemingly majestic statue is of a man.

The statue is muscular and strong as an ox. It can be said that the whole body is a combination of lumpy meat and tendon meat. It is 70% or 80% similar to the statue itself after turning on second gear. It looks majestic and majestic, full of explosive power. feel.

In addition, he discovered that the face of the statue was very similar to his own. It could be said that it was carved from the same mold.

Nani!

Could it be that the so-called Ye Cannon God is himself?

In order to see clearly, Ye Dou endured the pain and jumped off the tricycle tremblingly. With all his strength, he limped to the statue and looked at a bronze nameplate in front of the statue.

There are several lines of golden characters written on it.

[Ye Pao Shen, the founder and patron saint of New You City, the founder of the League of Legends, was born on a certain day in a certain year and a certain month in a certain year]

[Original name is Ye Dou. He became a god in martial arts and controlled thunder. He single-handedly inflicted heavy damage on the creatures of the Nether World, destroyed the passages of the Nether World, and fought for a glimmer of life for mankind. In memory of Ye Cannon God, the new You City... was established in a certain year and month]

This birthday is the same as his own, and the date of death is the date when he destroyed the passage to the underworld and shattered the void.

You can’t go wrong!

He is the Ye Cannon God!

Ye Dou was completely confused.

Originally, the title Ye Pao Wang was enough to give him a headache, but now he has been promoted to Ye Pao God.

Wait!

It shows that this is the original world.

And this statue has been standing here for twenty years?

So that means that the current time is twenty years after I shattered the void?

Ye Dou felt dizzy for a while, couldn't stand still, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

This time it was really a big deal. After Shattering the Void, he not only went to the tombs of the gods in the parallel world and saw the corpses of the gods, but he also went through time and space and traveled directly to the original world twenty years later.

Why did the soul ring suddenly cause him to travel through time and space?

The most important thing is that he has been promoted to the Ye Cannon God!

Who gave this ghost title?

While he was thinking a lot, several men and women holding flowers and red incense slowly came forward and came to the incense burner in front of the statue.

Then they looked at the statue of Ye Pao God with reverence, and each of them began to take turns bowing and kowtowing, offering flowers and burning incense, clasping their hands together, and mumbling words, as if they were worshiping a Buddha.

These people bowed and kowtowed one by one, as if they were bowing to a great man in the martyrs' cemetery, which made Ye Dou shudder.

Brother, I’m not dead yet, but I’m being worshiped by you like this. I feel so ashamed.

"God Ye Cannon, please bless me to succeed in the exam and become a hero."

"My God, my father is not in good health recently. Please bless him with good health."

"God Ye Pao, please bless me to have more beautiful girlfriends, and I won't waste time if I have two feet on my feet!"

"God of Artillery, God of Artillery, I was diagnosed by the hospital before. The doctor said that I have dead semen and am infertile. Please give me the strength to get my wife pregnant. By the way, let the mistress get pregnant too, please. Yes, Ye Cannon God..."

"God of Artillery, God of Artillery, my girlfriend has always disliked me recently. She is always weak and the battle ends in five seconds. Please God of Artillery bless me and let me regain my glory so that the little bitch can't eat it. Walking around..."

Ye Dou was not in good condition, but his hearing was still quite sensitive, and the prayers of several girls came to him normally.

After hearing the prayers of several men, his face darkened.

grass!

I won’t complain if you want to pick up girls.

Why are you begging me for infertility?

I’m not giving away Guanyin!

And that guy who is so sluggish in his work.

Why don't you take Liuwei Dihuang Pills and Viagra and come here to worship me?

I am not the God of Viagra!

Ye Dou stood aside for a while, his ears filled with all kinds of strange prayers, most of which were related to having children, finding a girlfriend, exercising in bed, and infertility.

Hearing this made him want to hit the wall.

After all, he is a majestic and destructive artillery god. How come he is so worshiped by future generations?

I feel that these people do not regard themselves as gods, but instead regard themselves as the god of an old Chinese medicine doctor and an old driver.

Did you make a mistake somewhere?

"Also...there is something wrong with this sculpture. Why is that part of mine so prominent?" Ye Dou raised his head again and realized that something was very wrong with this statue.

Because a certain part of the statue is extremely protruding. It is so big that it looks like a tumor cyst. The size is simply amazing.

Ye Dou took off the clothes wrapped around his waist, lowered his head to compare, and almost rolled his eyes.

The statue is too exaggerated. Looking at the proportions, it is not the size of a human being. It is no more than an elephant.

So dirty!

Really dirty!

Who ordered the construction of the statue?

I really want to beat this guy up!

At this time, several men and women who had finished burning incense and worshiping the God of Guns walked past him.

Everyone saw a bald man with no eyebrows, his upper body was bare, only one piece of clothing was wrapped around his waist, and his legs were also bare. The expression on his face was neither crying nor smiling, and his face was full of tangled flesh. His appearance was indescribable. It was so fierce that I couldn't help but shudder.

"Hey, this is the holy land of Xinyou City. How dare a disheveled person come to worship the Leaf Cannon God? Believe it or not, I'll call a hero to catch you!"

One of the young men, who seemed to be full of righteousness, stepped forward and shouted angrily at Ye Dou, looking very unhappy.

"Ah!? Little brother, can't you see? Am I Ye Cannon God himself, Ye Dou?" Ye Dou looked at the other person and pointed at his face.

Hey Hey hey,

He is the Ye Cannon God himself!

The worshipers couldn't recognize him?

"Huh? What are you talking about? Even with your dignity, you want to call yourself the Ye Cannon God?" The young man looked unhappy.

"Bald, you are not allowed to insult the handsome Ye Pao Shen!" a long-haired woman next to him said angrily.

"Yes, bald man, you are insulting Ye Cannon God. We will call the hero hotline right away." A pretty girl said indignantly.

Ye Dou immediately touched his head and then his eyebrows before he reacted.

He is not the Ye Cannon God, he is just a bald guy.

With his appearance now, let alone people who have never seen him before, even his old acquaintances would not be able to recognize him at a glance. Just now by the pond, he didn't even recognize himself, and he was still impressed by his appearance. Zunrong was shocked.

Just when several young men and women were filled with indignation and were preparing to denounce Ye Dou together and call on the so-called heroes to arrest him for insulting the God of Artillery, Fart Man squeezed into the crowd.

He cleared his throat and said loudly: "Everyone, I am a hero. This friend was injured and is a little confused. Even Ye Cannon God can't figure out who it is. Please give way, I want to kill him." Send to the hospital!”

"You? Just a black iron level hero."

"I didn't expect to meet a black iron-level hero. This is really rare."

"Hey, hey, did you see, he's wearing crotchless pants?"

"Ha, I heard that every Black Iron-level hero has something weird. Today I finally saw it. He is actually wearing crotchless pants."

Everyone looked at the black badge on Fart Man's chest, and couldn't help but look weird, and even showed disdain. They did not get out of the way immediately. Instead, they were very interested in Fart Man's crotchless pants, and their faces were full of doubts. .

Fart Man frowned slightly and secretly held his breath.

puff!

The fart sound was like thunder, and a stream of light yellow gas spurted out from behind his buttocks...