The Guy Next Door to the Heroine

Chapter 31

31 – This is the goddess…?

It was okay, so I threw it away.

These were the words she desperately wanted to say as she looked at the dazed goddess.

[Eh…? This? What happened…?]

The goddess who tried to kidnap me was in a daze, unable to understand what had happened.

Well, strictly speaking, I didn’t throw it away, I just endured it, but be careful.

“Why? ‘Please save me!’ If you are forcefully summoned, ‘I have no choice, I will save the world!’ “Did you think it would unfold the same way?”

-???

-What is this?

-Rebound is from another world…?

-Ah hahahahaha, it was designed with artificial intelligence hahahahaha.

-Is this a light novel?

-It’s Suzaku hahahaha.

-Ah hahahaha, if this isn’t a light novel, what is?

“Hey, open the portal.”

Dimensional gate. Well, it was similar to the gate that hunters easily enter and exit. The difference is that there is a subject who opens it.

And anyone who is as good as a god can open the gate.

That white light earlier is actually a fake light and is probably a manual work to kidnap it through a portal.

[Yes, yes?]

“I know you can open the portal, so open it.”

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I am confident that I am prepared for all kinds of situations. Even if it was dimensional collapse, distortion, or the occurrence of a time gap. Being trapped in absolute zero?

Of course, I’ve never experienced anything except dimensional collapse. However, my iron rule is that no matter how thorough the preparation, it is not enough.

The reason why I prepared so thoroughly was from the time when the world I lived in was forcibly distorted.

Do you know how it feels when suddenly… You didn’t live well, but the world you lived in turns into a different world?

Anyway, I think this once is enough. So, we came up with a preparedness plan assuming possible situations such as possession, reincarnation, transference, expulsion, etc.

Fixation in dimensional coordinate system and fixation of time coordinate flow.

With these two things, I am not lost in the past or the future, I can live in the present, and I do not experience any special time gaps. Of course, without being blown into another dimension.

“I am an inevitable being.”

-Why all of a sudden?

I felt like I had to do something.

Anyway, there were some cubs who didn’t know such a strong defense. They were bastards trying to banish me to another dimension, but that’s just it. What a bunch of idiots.

“Come out now. If you don’t, I could make my daughter the next goddess.”

Roughly speaking, if we fix Daughter’s HP, MP, and spirit and strengthen them indefinitely, wouldn’t even the goddess win one day? Yes, if it were my daughter, she would have to be like that to be called my daughter.

[Now, wait a minute!]

-I see people threatening God.

-This is my brother hahahaha

-I do not listen to orders from those who are weaker than me.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Rebound It’s a different world…?

-It seems like a different world.

The goddess’s appearance disappeared from the screen, and a white portal was created in the air next to her.

“Wow, here…! Wow… Handsome…”

The face that appeared beyond the portal was no different from the appearance of the goddess seen in the rebound. Surely a goddess is a goddess, although there is nothing flawless about her face, body, or voice.

That’s a big deal.

“Hey, I’m drooling. Wipe it off.”

“Seup…! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, won’t you be my savior?!”

-What on earth would make a goddess drool…

-What does it look like to get that kind of reaction?

-The goddess has been turned into Asteria.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Asteriaization hahahaha

-What kind of fatal disease is that?

-The Black Death hahahahaha, it was treated harshly hahahaha.

“Hey, but if you want to build a gate, you just need to find a commuting hero. There are a lot of talented people in Dong-dong.”

Among those who are active as heroes, there are some who look like heroes even though they don’t play games. Shouldn’t we just catch them and use them?

“But the gate I make is one-way… So the maintenance time is short!”

“Are you saying that’s something to brag about?”

“I told you the truth…”

What if I tell you the truth? I don’t have the ability. I don’t have the ability.

“I know very well how much of a trash goddess you are.”

“Scum, scraps…”

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Goddess of scraps hahahaha

-Will this person not be arrested for blasphemy?

-They say if you want to catch it, come catch it.

I fixed it on the gate that was shaking as if it was about to disappear at any moment.

“Eh…? What is this!!”

-What is it?

-What happened?

-Why don’t you show me?

-We can’t see it either.

Unfortunately, the gate was fixed in a strangely distorted state. It’s as if the monk’s screams were expressed as waves, would it look like this?

“You’re noisy, dude. It’s because you’re such a scrappy goddess that you can’t even make a gate properly!”

“I’m not a poor goddess! I’m not even a scum!”

“A gate that can’t be maintained for even a minute shows your poor power. Huh? Even though all the demons in the neighborhood were searched, it caused a dimensional collapse!”

“I’m scared of demons…”

“This is a goddess…?”

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Something something

-Hasn’t it been 1 minute?

-I guess that’s what they say.

Anyway, the twisted gate of the nether has been fixed in a roughly circular shape. I easily succeeded after trying it twice.

“How on earth do you make the gate, so even with my luck, I have to do 3 rounds.”

It made me try 3 times against odds of hundreds of thousands. Amazing. It’s really amazing.

“I’m sorry…?”

Don’t apologize for interrogative sentences.

-This is totally Asteria

-Dame Girl

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“Let’s talk face to face first.”

“Huh? It’s a one-way street, so you can only come… Huh?”

What kind of one-way street is one-way traffic? If you get caught, a one-way street becomes a two-way street.

“aaah!! I’m being kidnapped!”

The goddess is dragged out by her arms and struggles. Is this really a goddess? This is a goddess?

My daughter’s goddess is like this…?

“Kneel and raise your hands.”

“Yes…”

– LOL

-What are you doing to God lol?

-What is this?

-Punsu Goddess

-LOL

-Tamegami

-Tamegami ㅇㅈㄹ hahahaha.

“It’s all Megami. It’s all in her mouth.”

“Po, I don’t think violence is allowed…”

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Is there a goddess who casts Stop Violence?

-Pushyungppashyung

“How should I really do this…”

“Can you please watch it even with the sepia in mind…?”

“Sepia? I just have to bring my daughter. I also opened the portal.”

“I wonder how the portal is maintained, but I can do it as much as I want… as much as I want…?”

The goddess gestured back and forth toward the portal, but the portal I had fixed did not budge.

“W-what’s going on…?”

“A shabby piece of trash.”

“Ugh…!”

I look at the goddess who is bowing her head with a straight face and check the chat. I thought there would be an uproar, but there was definitely an uproar.

-But is it okay to broadcast this like this?

-Radio broadcast is good hahahaha.

– LOL

-Radio broadcast feat. Tamegami

-Is this a goddess…?

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ

-Now I’m sorry for calling you a goddess!! Is it okay to say

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I’m sorry for being a goddess with a crappy body!

-It’s the eyes.

“Why are these idiots rolling their eyes at each other? I don’t understand?”

Even if I did that with a goddess, would you do it with the broadcast on? Think about it with common sense.

-Brother, you are not someone who has common sense.

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ

– Where can I find the goddess’s hair? LOL

“I didn’t rip your hair. I just kidnapped you.”

-I wonder if kidnapping is worse hahahaha.

-I don’t know what’s wrong hahahaha.

-Wow… I caught a goddess, how many women does Hyung Lee have?

-Huh…?

-I see?

“If you’re jealous, you should go out and have some fun. If you wake up well and go out and have fun, women will catch up to you.”

-It’s so damn hard to awaken well, damn it lol

-He’s making fun of himself by saying he’s a high-ranking awakened person.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Wow, that’s so f*cking disgraceful.

“But why the f*ck am I like this to every girl I meet?”

-Asteria-Hikikomori dame girl

-Violet-Boradori, 2nd grade middle school student

-It’s not a second year of middle school!!

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-If you talk about yourself, you come out like a ghost hahahaha.

-Aurora-Idol??

-Aurora is an amazing singer!

“Aurora is an idol…?”

But I really can’t imagine. Idol Aurora… Might be good?

-Mother and daughter next door-Mija, married woman

-Let’s leave Mija out…

-High incineration sharp

-Married woman hahahahaha

– hahahaha, the lineup is killer hahahaha.

-This is all we know hahahaha.

-We should also add a goddess

-Drown in misery!!!

It’s not something you can’t handle, right? I’m only flirting as much as I can. Actually, it’s just because I have high eyesight. Anyway.

“But haven’t you seen the King of Chairs next door? In Japan, there is even a harem made up of AV actors.”

Should we really call it Seongjin-guk? It is overflowing with young people living in harems, to the point where it can be called Yakgwa. There are people in that country who think they are Qin Shi Huang.

-ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-As expected, Seong Jin-guk

-You idiot hahahahaha

-It’s killing me hahahaha

“How long do I have to hold my hand up…?”

“Oh, I forgot.”

-Zero presence lol

-Tamegami really lol

-Starting today, this is my laughter bell.

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ

-Videos I watch when I’m depressed hahahaha

“Oh, I have to bring my daughter.”