The First Plug-in of Basketball

"This is just the beginning," Lin Yi said in an interview after the Knicks defeated the Lakers in the opener.

Lin Yi's tone at that time matched his cool expression, which caused countless female fans to dump under his jeans.

So pretending!

After watching the interview with Lin Yi, Du Xiaoshuai, who is far away from Russia, believes that the reason why he hasn't had female fans is because of the lack of domineering of Lin Yi.

So, after the Thunder's first game in the new season with 98-93 Lectra Nuggets, Durant wore a pair of sunglasses for an interview. When speaking, Du Xiaoshuai also deliberately lowered his volume, "31 points? Does this count? What, I'm Kevin Durant. "

The reporter who interviewed Durant was instantly petrified ...

Everyone almost did not spit out their overnight dinner.

However, Durant's somewhat embarrassing interview made it to the headlines of the tubing.

"He's too middle of a second, right? See too much comics?"

"My God ... who gave him the courage?"

"Kevin Durant succeeded in attracting my attention. I'm sorry buddy. I always thought you were a power sect. Now I have changed my view on you. You are an absolute idol. It is too wasteful for you to go to the comedy. Talent. "

Wei Shao never thought Durant was so fun, and Turtle was so happy. "Hey, Kevin, I didn't find that your funny talent was so outstanding."

Durant: "..."

It hurts so much ...

...

The sentence in Lin Yi's opening game was just a pretense, but soon, one week later, people discovered that ... it was really just the beginning ...

On the 31st, the Knicks faced the 76ers back to back, a gorgeous slaughter show.

After the first quarter, the Knicks played away at 49-16.

49 points is a new record in the first quarter of the Knicks team history, 33 points ahead of the opponent in the first quarter, is also a new record in the Knicks team history.

Embiid in a suit watching the battle on the sidelines was depressed ...

Before the start of the new season, the 76ers had announced the news that the emperor would reimburse the season. Watching his "subjects" live in deep water, the emperor was very distressed.

Lin Yi punched in at halftime this night ... 19 minutes of playing time in a single game also created a record low in his career history.

Lin Yi was desperate no matter ... the old man did not let him play in the third quarter.

Because after the first half, the Knicks have led 88 to 35 ...

Desperately devoted, as long as the 76ers who want to put it to the end as bad as possible, in the new season, they gave Holliday to the Pelicans for free, and Turner to the Pacers for free ....

Now the team's top scorer is Tony Rothen who can average 16.9 points per game.

What, don't you know?

It doesn't matter, the team's current No. 2 scorer is former Rockets veteran Cannan.

What, still unknown?

Sorry ... Lin Yi's brain capacity is limited. He doesn't know either of them.

The 76ers' current combat effectiveness ... Reasonably, I am afraid that some NBDL teams can win them.

Looking at Luo Teng's technical statistics, Lin Yi was stunned.

At first glance, you think Luo Teng can play well, but in fact, this product has a shooting rate of only 40% and a three-point shooting rate of only 26.1% ... 15 shots per game and 16 points per game ...

And more importantly, the 76ers' management now thinks that Rotten is playing too well ...

In the view of the 76ers, it's time to arrange this guy.

Because if the 76ers win, it won't be fun.

From 152 to 94, the Knicks were completely undefended in the second half. D'Antoni was rarely called even with a timeout. In the second game of the new season, the Knicks shocked the league with a 58-point slaughter.

In this game, in order to prove that he was alive, Iverson, who had not spent his time washing cars and selling burgers, came to the scene to watch the game ... After watching half a quarter, Iverson vomited.

In an interview, Iverson said that even if he returns now, he plays better than these 76ers on the court.

AI's sad heart is temporarily pressed.

On November 2, the Knicks returned home with a 88-127 victory over the Charlotte Hornets.

"Jordan's successor" and "14th 13th Show" Zach Lavin ushered in an incomparable match.

At the time, in the third quarter, with the Hornets lagging behind, Raven wanted to use a slam dunk to boost the team's morale. As a result, Raven just took off and crashed ...

Rudy Gobert, one of the Knicks' Avengers duo, leapt forward and intercepted in the air with his long arm!

This grabbing cap surprised four people. After the cap was finished, Gobert gave him a dismissive glance.

That's it, Jordan's successor?

Jordan is too weak.

"Welcome to the NBA, rookie!" After saying this to Lavin, Gobert felt a lot more happy.

Specially, recently, the boss was heartbroken, and Jokicza was heartbroken, and Gobel was uncomfortable.

In fact, Gobert said this to Jokic.

But he couldn't fight, so he had to bully Raven.

What kind of evil did La Wenjie create!

After the game, Jordan used stupid words to describe Lavin's "dunk".

"He is stubborn and doesn't know how to absorb the essence of my technology." Father Qiao sprayed.

Lavin: "..."

On the 4th, the Knicks defeated the Wizards at home with a score of 96 to 119.

The regular season and China are different. In this game, Wall was hooded for 4 goals when facing the Knicks' top five ...

"John, if you want to buckle me, you have to practice for another 100 years!" One of these 4 blocks was Lin Yi hat.

After blocking the shot at that time, Lin Yi pierced Wall's heart fiercely.

Wall is angry ... but helpless.

On the 5th, the Knicks were back-to-back as a guest car city ... In Detroit, I could not help saving Reggie Jackson for the Pistons, and Jackson paid tribute to Kobe in the entire game.

Jackson's 3-pointer on 17-for-17 shooting was slightly better than Drummond's 2-for-18 from the free throw line, so a little lost ... Van Gundy, who came to the Pistons in the new season, almost scratched his head.

129 to 81, the Knicks won a game!

After the game, Van Gundy reluctantly said, "The Knicks are far above us. They play well, but I want to say ... like them, they should not use" sharks ". Poor tactics. "

Lin Yi scoffed at Van Gundy's speech.

What a joke ... Knowing that you do n’t need to be weak, really playing the NBA?

Before Drummond did not practice a free throw, Lin Yi was unhappy and happy. How could he still be happy in the future?

Honestly, Drummond rushed into an NBA specialty store ~ ​​www.NovelMTL.com after this game ~ At first, the clerk thought he had encountered a robber ...

But when the clerk opened the drawer with tears in his eyes and was ready to let Drummond take away the cash in the drawer, Drummond suddenly appeared at the counter with a pile of Knicks' No. 44 jerseys, and threw it away. Wrote a check for twenty thousand dollars.

"Oh ... burn it! Burn it all!"

Obviously, Chuang Shen has joined the Burning Lin Yi jersey organization.

It's just ... the human brain of this organization has a bag.

Because they do n’t know, are they helping Lin Yi increase jersey sales?

...

The Knicks, who had five starts and five wins, shocked the world.

The start of the five-game winning streak is not unusual.

But the Knicks' five-game winning streak averaged 39.4 points per game ...

This is too exaggerated!

You know, in order to prevent being sprayed, the Knicks have returned to the first place in the second official strength list.

Can't afford ...

Nima, who said the Knicks have weakened in the new season!

Many fans have complained on the Internet. The Lakers champion and Warriors have risen. The Knicks are weak and they are the new three illusions of the league.

"Oh, a group of ignorant people." Harden, who had seen through everything, said disdainfully when he saw the news.

Obviously, your uncle ... is always your uncle.

The Knicks' five-game winning streak has already made the entire NBA react. The 14/15 season ... the most terrible thing is them!

But ... after this five-game winning streak, Lin Yi was a little bit upset.

Because, Lin Yi is in trouble ...

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