The First Plug-in of Basketball

The US version of the "Tucao Conference", in terms of scale and program content, is, in the words of the host Hart, three vulgar and vulgar.

What's more, this is a program that can directly call black people "nigger".

The first Tucao guest tonight is Curry.

The elementary school student just said, "It's a great honor to come to my good buddy Lin's Tucao Conference, oh! I'm even more honored that I actually saw Shaq again. You know, Shaq is a very dominant man Center, his nickname is Superman, Asteroid Destroyer ... "

"As we all know, Shaq is still the greatest center in the NBA other than Wilt, Bill, Karim, Hashem, Patrick ... Yao, Dwight."

As soon as Curry came to power, he threw a stubborn stalk, and it seemed that he was in the historical position of O'Neal, but in fact, careful Lin Yi found that primary school students just ranked O'Neal's ranking to 13th.

On the details, that's not really Lin Yi's bragging, can anyone here be better than Kobe?

Because I just counted it seriously, and when Curry heard O'Neal's name in the 13th place, Kobe's face showed a knowing smile.

"I'm glad to be with the great Kobe Bryant tonight, and here I want to pay my respects to Kobe."

"People always criticized me before, saying that Stephen only knew Long Cast."

"Seriously, as a basketball player, you always face all kinds of criticisms and doubts. Here I want to thank those who have criticized me because you make me better."

"However, I'm curious. I have carefully read my technical statistics. My career three-point shooting so far is 43.4%, and the great Mamba career total shooting rate is 44.9%. ..... "

"Oh, my math is not very good, but if I compare the same 10 shots, it seems that my efficiency is so much higher than Mamba, hey, Kobe, how did you do that?"

"How did you make Long Cast considered a hero of Los Angeles and successfully took Shaq away? Why didn't I get such praise?" Curry turned to look at Kobe, and Kobe laughed and looked up. Up.

"Well, we all know that Kobe is Lin's idol, but I want to say to my good buddy Lin, although you have been imitating Kobe, your hit rate is not a mamba." Curry said.

"Lin is the famous King of Poisonous Chicken Soup. He often said in interviews that he was playing with talent. Seriously, I have tolerated him for a long time."

"Lin, I would like to tell you that you are indeed playing with talent, because if you are as tall as Stephen, you can never be as great as Stephen."

This section of Curry's trough successfully attracted cheers from the scene, especially Harden on the stage, and the club night suddenly opened his blurred sleepy eyes.

Good job, Stephen!

Lin Yi, who is sitting in the main cafe, covers her face with one hand, wait for Stephen, and wait for the Knicks to be the Warriors in the second half of the season, I will not call you Lin Yi without crying!

After Curry's trough ended, the next guests were Beckham and Griffin.

Beckham also tossed a senior terrier after coming on the field.

After introducing himself from Britain, Beck first told Kobe that Britain was in Europe, then told James that Europe was a continent, and finally told O'Neal that continents could not be consumed as milk.

This stalk is that the black people generally have poor cultural quality and often make mistakes in some geographic knowledge.

When he came to Lin Yi, Beckham used three unbelievable terms to describe Lin Yi.

This is when the last time Buckley explained the Knicks game, the flying pigs who couldn't find adjectives only knew that it was incredible to describe the game scene.

Beckham also made a wave of self-heavy while he was voicing. He first said that he was a well-known man, as was Lin Yi.

However, when the audience gave applause to Beckham, Beckham suddenly turned around and said, "I didn't expect that there are women who believe that there are really good men in this world."

Beckham revealed that there were no 81 or at least 58 tender models he had licked. When talking about this, Beckham also looked at Lin Yi with the expression of "brother understands you".

Hope!

This is an absolute big move.

This black method of hurting the enemy by one thousand and self-damaging eight hundred left Lin Yi with no chance to retort.

The close-up shot was specially given to Beckham's wife Victoria.

Victoria politely smiled at the camera.

As for whether Bei Yi will stew Beckham into braised pork trotters when she goes home, Lin Yi does not know.

Anyway, after tonight, Lin Yi felt that he would definitely be steamed by Ao Mei.

Compared to Beckham's spit, the silly spit of shamwood is obviously less interesting.

In fact, the stupid manuscript is very good, but the goods have obvious problems when talking about the talk show.

The funniest thing about Beckham's voicing is that he smirked at Lin Yi, and Griffin's speed was too fast, which caused many wonderful stalks to be missed.

Captain Kevin Hart summed up Griffin's speech and said with a smile that Griffin was more suitable for E.

The widow sister who appeared immediately opened R without a word.

After Scarlett Johnson came to power, she smiled at Durant first.

At that time, Du Xiaoshuai, Betty, was very happy, and the goddess, my goddess smiled at me!

Unfortunately, Durant wasn't happy yet for 3 seconds.

"Kevin, I'm glad to see you tonight, but I've always been curious, why do you want to drink my bath water?"

"Trust me, you won't be interested in my bath water, because you might taste some 'strange things' while drinking my bath water."

"Like me and XXXX of Lin."

Before going to the "Tucao Conference", guests and guests will be informed of the program content standards. Lin Yi has watched the "Tucao Conference" and knows that this program has no bottom line, but Lin Yi never expected that Widow The first stalk is so dirty.

Captain Kevin Hart spearheaded and screamed, it was so explosive, what a terrible thing!

Durant suddenly broke his face ...

Lin Yi believes that if there is a katana at this time, Durant will definitely die by caesarean on the spot.

Scarlett's trumpet was worse than directly rejecting Durant, and can only be described as heartbroken.

just......

Lin Yi would like to say, "Specially, has the labor and capital become the shield of the widow?"

Wouldn't the widow tonight come in the clothes of the US team?

Lin Yi knew very well that after the show was broadcast, he was afraid he could not wash in Scarlett's bath water.

Durant, who encountered a fatal beating from a widow, was on the next stage.

When Du Xiaoshuai came to power, he was obviously not as good as he was at the opening. Even when he was talking about Lin Yi, he forgot awkwardly ...

I have to say that the wave of widow's big move just KO the Mantis Du.

This is a real spike!

Don't play with you, fight and retreat, directly **** front!

Tonight's guests are clearly out. When it was Turnbull's turn to enter the stage, she had just been spit by Kevin Hart as a bus. She still beat Hart on the scene.

At that time, Mould exposed a room number, and Hart took out his cell phone to write it down.

"Oh, Kevin, I think you need to bring a stool," said Mould to Hart.

Hart had a black question mark on his face, and Mould continued, "Because of this, you can stand on the chair and watch me and Lin Papapa."

Lin Yi aside: "..."

Although Lin Yi knew that Mould was satirizing Hart's poor height, but ... reasonably, you have endless!

Do you want to join forces to turn me into a blind monk?

Lin Yi felt 10,000 crit in his heart.

This time I was home, I was afraid that the washboard could not save myself.

But Lin Yi's journey of enthusiasm has just begun.

Because after Mould exited, the debut was O'Neal.

This shark that was so mad is not polite. O'Neal responded to Curry as soon as he came up. O'Neill said that Curry was born in a good age, because in the 1990s, the coach would never send him on the field.

O'Neal said solemnly: "Here, I have to stand up to Carl (Malone), because he's right, the current NBA is a group of elementary school students playing."

"Even children like Stephen can be mixed into the basketball court."

Then, O'Neill also mentioned the Lakers dynasty. O'Neill first warned Lin Yi like a "predecessor". Before the dynasty was established, even if you get more MVP, you will be nothing.

Then, the shark suddenly turned around. He thanked the Lakers coach and teammates. "Here I have to thank Kobe because he pushed me to win three consecutive championships."

And just as Kobe and O'Neal looked at each other affectionately, O'Neal said, "I have to thank Kobe again, because Kobe also pushed me to Miami."

As the shark said, he made a "who cares" expression. He had to say that O'Neal had a comedy face. It was too wasteful for such people not to play comedy.

In addition, O'Neal vomited that Lin Yiming was so tall, but he often picked up rebounds like the guard.

"After Lin finishes shooting, he always likes to slap his chest and roar. Hey, I said buddy, although your shot is very accurate, if I just turned on the TV, I would have mistakenly thought you had completed a split buckle."

Sitting at the main cafe, Lin Yi felt both angry and funny. Lin Yi was angry that O'Neill pierced his true face in public, and laughed at the shark's serious nonsense.

The comedy center was full of joy tonight, and Harden, Kobe and James, who appeared next, also showed their excellent black skills.

Harden confuses that Lin Yibi will foul him, but people have always been prejudiced against him because of his beard.

Kobe said with a smile that it was only a matter of time before he broke Hafricek's NBA history record, but Kobe didn't mind if his name would appear on the top of the history list.

Because only great scorers can get enough mobile games, Bryant said with a smile that if O'Neal didn't often paddle on the court, the Shark would throw twice as many free throws as himself.

And just when people thought that Kobe said this was in Black O'Neal, Su suddenly turned to look at Lin Yi, "Lin, believe me, the first place in the history of the iron list must be yours, I am optimistic about you."

Lin Yi: "..."

When it was James' turn to play, the little emperor first carried out a self-healing wave. He called himself an emperor without a crown.

"So you guys also met. Tonight Lin is the main coffee and I am the supporting cast."

"But I will not be frustrated because of this ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ because I know that my son will definitely win the championship first than Lin's son," James added.

The little emperor was a rushing N ... Off the court, Curry and Kobeton felt innocent by James AOE.

Lin Yi almost smiled.

Okay, your vomiting is over, right?

It's time to show the real technology!

After James exited, Lin Yi cleared his mood.

You know, in order to prepare for this "Tucao Conference", Lin Yi has recently rummaged through various major forums.

Ready for trial from Keyboard Man!

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