The First Plug-in of Basketball

"Wow! I'm really worried if the photographer can take me in. Let's welcome our New York giant, LIN ———— YI!" Allen playfully learned the DJ of the New York Knicks and took the scene The audience shouted Lin Yi's name together.

Lin Yi greeted everyone with a smile. After Allen briefly introduced Lin Yi's resume, the recording of the program quickly entered the topic.

"Hi Lin, we all know that you are the hottest super rookie in the NBA this season. Here is a question from your fan who wants to ask you: He said, Lin, your idol is Kobe Bryant, so do you think Kobe Who is better than Jordan? "

A major feature of Allen's moderation is that she will never follow the usual interview process. For example, first ask your experience and feelings, and then let you summarize what you have.

She will give guests ample opportunity to show their talents.

Of course, if you ca n’t show it, do n’t blame her. Who keeps your own ink out?

"Oh, that's Michael Jordan, of course." Lin Yi said.

"Huh?" Alan motioned to Lin Yi to explain.

"Because we all know that Kobe has always wanted a boy, but very helpless, he is too far behind Michael in this regard." Lin Yi gave a hand after giving his explanation.

Lie down, oh! As your brain honey, I will definitely betray you!

Alan smiled. "People say you're not a traditional center. Some people say you don't have the dominance like Shaq. I'm curious. When you contact basketball, do you have a reference template?"

Lin Yi smiled, "When it comes to this problem, I want to say that Shaquille O'Neal is a player I like very much, really, I love you Shaq! But every time I see your name I ca n’t help but laugh because maybe you do n’t know that Shaquille means “handsome” in Irish and O'Neal means “a fart” in Arabic. ”

The recording scene burst into laughter, and Allen held his stomach. "Oh, poor Shaq, his parents shouldn't think so much when they named him."

Lin Yi patted his chest to the camera, pointed to the picture, "I love you, Shaq, this is just a spit, don't care."

Next, Lin Yi continued: "In fact, I want to say that people now have a certain misunderstanding of the position of the center. People think that the center must be standing on the top of the Empire State Building and bare its feet to be a center, but in fact, I do n’t The center's understanding is different. Since I can dribble and I can score three points, why not? "

Allen is happy again. Lin Yi was a group of gorillas inside the NBA before the Tucao. "Hey, I said Lin, here is a letter from a Chinese American fan: Oh, he really has a miserable experience. The fan named Jerry Young said he was discriminated against and unfairly treated in the United States. He wanted to ask how you solved this problem? "

Colored glasses have always existed in the American sports industry. Dayao was repeatedly ignored by the referees in the NBA. It has nothing to do with his skin color. Lin Yi also encountered the same problem in the preseason. In the future, there will be true "Lin crazy". Lin Shuhao, obviously the physical test data is very good, but people just do not believe that the yellow guard can play in the NBA.

In contrast, Lin Yi is fortunate. In the case of Dayao, the yellow center has proven that even without a system, there can be no low-level killer in the NBA. Good person, roommate Curry is a warm baby, so Lin Yi's experience in this regard is not so serious.

In fact, the Clippers would hesitate between him and Griffin, also because of Lin Yi's skin color. I don't believe Lin Yi went to blacken the skin. The Clippers would never trade Lin Yi even if they were stupid.

However, in the preseason, Lin Yi ’s shot was a shock to the league. Stern focused on pushing the Chinese market. New York ’s boss Dolan was a smart person. The system gave Lin Yi a lot of talent and Lin Yi played. So people like him.

Just as Lin Shuhao staged "Lin Madness", the fans in New York did not hate him because of his skin color, but began to hate the "melon" that started to smell.

The United States is such a country that defeated the king. Lser has no human rights. As long as you can succeed, no one cares what you do. The best thing in Lin Yi's memory is Justin Bieber. If the goods are Chinese, it will definitely be Blocked 100 million times!

This child has more tender models than anorexia dying. She urinates casually on the street, smashes eggs towards her neighbor, drunk and speeds, isn't it good to smoke marijuana?

However, Bieber's popularity in North America has not been lowered, and even in the future, the Tucao Conference in the Comedy Center was successfully whitewashed, turning into a prodigal image.

Abhorrent capitalism!

"Allen Show" is indeed open. Allen looked at Lin Yi curiously and wanted to see how he responded.

"I also sympathize with this fan's experience. To be honest, the most inspirational thing I have ever heard in my life is that the United States has no racial discrimination and is a free and equal country."

"However, the most ridiculous thing is, do you actually believe this sentence?" Lin Yi's vomiting drew applause from the audience. This is the case for Americans. They keep voicing others, but they also keep voicing. Tumble yourself.

"Of course, I think the environment is much better now. As long as you are patient and hard enough, you will continue to rise after failure. No matter what difficulties you encounter, you will definitely succeed." Lin Yi added.

Allen nodded, and Lin Yi's answer was fine. "Yes, failure is the mother of success."

"That's right, failure is not terrible, but unfortunately the six relatives who succeeded did not recognize it." Lin Yi said.

Allen laughed for the second time today, "Hey, Lin, we are a positive show!"

Lin Yixue uncle Mu shook his finger, "No, no, no, I just told the young people today that they should face life optimistically and positively, because you sometimes go all out and really might not be as good as others."

Allen was happy, Lin's "poison chicken soup" was really delicious.

"I think many young people will doubt life after listening to you." Allen laughed.

"I'm just telling the truth, oh, hell, is there anyone who believes your boss talks to you because he values ​​you? Don't be kidding, Zuckerberg talks about ideals with his employees, purely It's because he doesn't want to process capital. "Lin Yi also incidentally hacked Zuckerberg.

Ellen has never seen such a guest. This is no longer a miracle. Ellen even wondered if he was hosting the Tucao conference?

"Hey, Lin, let's talk about your love life. Are you still single now?" Allen asked curiously.

"Yes, that's right, I'm still single." As soon as Lin Yi's words fell, the girls fans screamed.

"Look, the girls are in estrus. Lin, can you tell us, since you came to New York, those gossip journalists have almost lost their living expenses, how did you prevent them from filming you? Nightclub? "Alan asked.

"It's simple, I don't like nightclubs, oh, hell, I'm not saying I don't like girls, oh damn, don't get out of context! I just think I have more important things to do now, and you have to know that now Girls are all Taylor fans. Once you dump your sister, the consequences are very serious. "Taylor Swift, who was preparing to play in the background, laughed after seeing this scene.

"He's so talented." Swift patted his thigh and laughed.

Allen thinks that the ratings of this program will definitely be considerable after the broadcast of this program. With these grotesques of Lin Yi alone, this program is definitely alive.

"Lin, I wish you a better performance in the next season. Thank you for participating in the" Allen Show ". In the end, do you want to say anything to your fans?" Allen and Lin Yi shook hands after shaking hands , Said.

"Oh, of course, get ready, my fans! Waiting for my good news at the dunk contest, you can discuss first who will be the second dunk contest?" After Lin Yi finished, his recording was over. .

Allen calmed down a bit, Lin Yizhen was the most interesting guest he had interviewed.

In the background of the recording, Lin Yi and "Moldy Mildew" gave a hug. "Moldy Mildew" also kissed his cheek lightly. This is the habit of Americans to greet him. Lin Yi couldn't refuse. When he was young, Curry didn't kiss him less.

Later, because Lin Yi was too high, Curry could only hit Lin Yi's knee when he stepped up, so he gave up.

"It's awesome, Lin, you are really a paragraph player. You can not only sing and play, but also talk about paragraphs. I think you can also be a moderator across borders." Swift said with a smile.

Lin Yi spread his hands, but unfortunately, he is not a big cross-border star. Singing is a hobby. Tucao is a craft. Laughing requires courage in life. Basketball is the true meaning of Lin Yi's life.

The reason why the "old hooligan" can rule the league is inseparable from his love for basketball.

This "Allen Show" will be broadcast on January 7, 10 years.

After recording the program ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ Swift said that she would go to New York with Lin Yi if she had the chance. They both have a common love for eating.

"It's a pity that you will be visiting Atlanta on January 1st, otherwise I must go to New York to find you with the New Year." "Big mold" has completely taken Lin Yi as his girlfriend.

This kind of favor is because Lin Yi ’s song simply wrote Swift ’s voice, and Lin Yi was too talented in the show. Lin Yi was very happy about the “big mold” recognition. Anyway, as long as you don't fall in love with "big mold", everyone is still a good friend!

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After recording the show, Lin Yi, who joined the team, also ushered in a new chapter in 2010 with the Knicks.

They will head to Atlanta to challenge the Eagles on January 1.

It is said that everything is difficult to begin with. The plan for the day lies in the morning, and the plan for the year lies in the spring. ....

A black door opened and immediately put the NBA in trouble.