The First Plug-in of Basketball

Although it is the second time to participate in the Olympic Games, when it comes to Brazil, Lin Yi is really the first time.

And it turns out that there is no harm without comparison.

e. Now, the London Olympics can be generously announced that they are a very successful Olympics.

In fact, as early as two years ago at the World Cup in Brazil, the "hospitality" of the Brazilian people left a deep impression on the world.

Take this Olympic Games, for example, journalists from all over the world are well prepared. For example, expensive photographic equipment must be properly kept, because even if you are robbed in the broad daylight, the Brazilian police only Will spread your hands and show no help.

In addition, during the robbery, the Brazilian police warmly reminded: life is precious, please do not resist, if necessary, spend money to eliminate disasters is the king.

In the previous life of Lin Yi, many netizens chanted on the Internet. The dirty mess of the Rio Olympics was deliberately reported by the Chinese media in order to highlight how good the Beijing Olympics were. But in fact, before the Rio Olympics, freedom and peace were advocated. The air is always sweet. There is a movie that embodies the local law and order situation in Rio.

In this movie called "Speed ​​and Passion 5", Rio police not only acted as an underworld umbrella, but also various corruption and bribery. In addition, the misery of ordinary people in the slums of Brazil was also reflected.

No way, in the eyes of some people, anyway, domestic is all kinds of bad, foreign is all kinds of good, you can go to the street to eat skewers by yourself at two or three in the morning, but abroad?

I'm sorry, even if it is Lin Yi, I dare not wave on the streets of New York at 2 am.

As for Rio, in this way, in addition to the more difficult food in London, Lin Yi thinks London is just heaven.

Because Lin Yi, who is here, knows very well that the Rio Olympic Games will brighten people ’s titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

What's wrong with the flag? That was a common occurrence. When athletes from all over the world settled in hotels and Olympic villages, it was even more common for them to leave without luggage. Lin Yi remembered that China ’s 110-meter hurdler Shi Dongpeng was unlucky because the upright child regarded Rio as Beijing. After going to a toilet, Shi Dongpeng found: Who am I, where am I, and my luggage?

In addition, many journalists who first came back to Brazil for coverage did not take their teachings of their predecessors seriously. As a result, many journalists paid painful lessons for this.

And the best thing is that in the Olympic Village and hotels, even security personnel, you can't believe it, because they are likely to steal your mobile phone and valuables in the next second.

What is even more shocking is that before the opening of the Olympics, a jaguar, a Brazilian military mascot, broke off the belt after attending the Olympic flame relay ceremony in Manaus, the capital of the Amazon state, and attempted to attack a soldier. Kill

Perhaps this jaguar was unbearable, so it was this suicide attack.

"Oh my god, I went to see the Olympic venues, but just now I asked the staff here, and they said that most of the venues haven't been repaired yet." After arriving in Rio, I wanted to be a big nephew in the Internet quietly. It ’s because this is how to participate in the Olympic Games. Even in a, I have never played such a poor road!

"Well, it is right to say that the country encourages overseas travel, because you can only receive patriotism education if you go abroad!" Lin Yi said after tapping the shoulders of his big nephew.

Because of Lin Yi's arrival, the men's basketball team did not go to the Olympic Village after arriving in New York in advance. Instead, they checked in at a five-star hotel in Rio.

The Olympic Village or whatever, because Lin Yi is very clear, the Olympic Village of the Rio Olympics is almost like a slum. When the American men's basketball team arrives two days later, Lin Yi believes that Twitter will be very lively.

Because then, even Stephen Curry would think that the bed in the Olympic Village is too narrow.

Not to mention, most toilets in the Rio Olympic Village are broken.

Can't afford

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However, even after preparing enough, accidents continued to occur after arriving in Rio.

The Chinese men ’s basketball team, which was planning to start a warm-up match with Serbia on July 27, took a bus to the venue and bumped into a Brazilian police rally that just came for a “salary”. As a result, the friendly match had to be postponed. Already.

Because neither the Serbian men's basketball team nor the Chinese men's basketball team can reach the field on time.

Jokic reluctantly sent Lin Yifa a short channel: "Look at heaven! Are we really going to participate in the Olympic Games here in a few days?"

Lin Yi replied to Jokic: "Yes, boy."

Well, although it was postponed for one day, on the 28th, the warm-up match between China and Serbia was "smooth".

e. Except that the air conditioner could not be turned on, the timer and the score board were wrong, and finally they had to change to the Chinese and Serbian coaches to score their own timing ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ This friendly match was really smooth.

In the end, the men's basketball team lost in the warm-up game 65-68. Lin Yi only played in the first half with 16 points and 8 rebounds.

On the 29th, the men's basketball team played another warm-up match with France in the same field. As a result, the star of the French team before the game, Parker, showed a puzzled expression when he saw the Chinese coach team preparing for an "artificial scoreboard". A small French sports car asked Lin Yi curiously, "Lin, is this your tradition?"

Lin Yi smiled and touched Parker's head. "Dear Tony, you will understand in a while."

Oh boys, you are so naive, there are so many stadiums in Brazil that have n’t been repaired. Do you think they can repair the timer scoreboard and air conditioner in a day?

So after understanding the conditions of the competition venue, the French coaching staff also joined the manual scoring and manual timing links.

This game Lin Yi still only played the first half, got 14 points and 7 rebounds, the Chinese men's basketball team finally lost 70 to 76.

It is worth mentioning that the best player in this game turned out to be that Gobel may have wanted to win Lin Yi too. Gobel actually played in an air-conditioned venue for nearly 34 minutes, slashing 12 points and 18 Rebounding put Zhou Qi and Wang Zelin into doubt for a while.

"Boss, how is my performance?" After the game, Gobert raised his eyebrows proudly at Lin Yi.

"Well, that's pretty good." Lin Yi said after tapping Gobel's shoulder.

Poor Gobert, if Jokic was present at the scene, Jokic would tell Gobelinyi the truth behind his concerned eyes.

Silly kid warm-up game you play so hard, you will not save you to build the Knicks back?

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ps: A quiet more, A quiet not more A quietly!

ps2: Let's kill the author!