The First Family of Tang Dynasty

"Little brother, when I left Wencheng Palace, my father was in a bad mood, and he didn't even want to give me another look..."

Li Chengqian, who was squatting there, said this and slowly raised his head.

Looking at Brother Chubi, who was standing beside him, thinking about what kind of liquid to use to kill these nests of nine ants.

"Brother Chubi, did I do this to annoy the emperor and make him feel that I didn't take responsibility?"

As soon as these words came out, Cheng Chubi was stunned, right? Does the old man really want to let his own son kill another biological son?

Impossible, absolutely impossible! Really want that. "..." Li Ke looked at the brother-in-law with a face that was worse than death. What a motherfucker, how could I have encountered such a thing.

He even cut the chicken's head and burned yellow paper with him. If it wasn't for the fact that his physique was about to surpass his own, he really wished he could play the king and eight fists to let him know that gentlemen also have temperaments.

Cheng Chubi and Li Ke finally picked two **** palace albums similar to comic strips.

According to Li Ke's words, this kind of stuff is usually sold to big families who are going to marry their daughters.

After all, an unmarried woman from a large family must avoid all indecent things before getting married.

But the problem is that after she gets married, that kind of informal entertainment becomes a necessary level between husband and wife.

But how do you explain it to your child? After all, this kind of thing is similar to the parents of later generations, it is really hard to say.

As a result, later generations will absorb this type of knowledge through various studies.

But this is the Tang Dynasty more than 1,400 years ago, and there are no videotapes, no DVDs, no small videos, not to mention those illegal publications.

I don't know since when, this kind of **** palace album has become one of the gifts that families who are about to marry their daughters prepare their children.

I don't know what such a dowry should be called, the product manual?

Pfft...Cheng Chubi, who was full of wild thoughts, was immediately amused, making Li Ke, who was walking in front of him, laugh with a dazed look on his face.

"I said Brother Chubi, why are you laughing at my brother?"

"No, I definitely didn't laugh at you, I was just thinking, why are unmarried women reading this stuff and unmarried men don't?"

The unmarried Li *scumbag* looked at the unmarried unmarried Cheng *boy* Chubi with a black face and always felt that he was deeply humiliated.

Seeing the scumbag Li's expression, Cheng Chubi quickly got serious.

"I mean serious. If Uncle Xue has this thing, no matter how stupid he is, he can solve the problem by reading it in order, right?"

Li Ke couldn't help nodding at these words, and couldn't help but recall the young man who was still very ignorant back then.

It's not because I wandered around various bookstores a few times, and after seeing this thing, I went down a wrong road...

Thinking of this, Li Ke couldn't help but let out a long sigh, this is really a crooked road full of beauty and wine.

Even if the time comes again, I will bravely walk into that bookstore and pull out the unorthodox picture book...

"Come on, come here, brother, hurry up, this is paper, this is pen, I need you to write something now."

Seeing Brother Chubi beckoning to him, he thought of Brother Chubi's rotten calligraphy, as well as the art of painting that was so strange to a different world.

Immediately full of pride in his heart, Li Ke smiled reservedly and confidently, walked over there, sat down, and picked up a writing brush.

"I don't know what brother Chubi needs to write."

Cheng Chubi touched his chin for a long time. What should he be called? He remembered that whenever he went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, he would give out a book similar to the instruction book.

"Just Write: A Couples' Guide to Nightlife..."

The corners of Li Ke's eyes twitched wildly, and the brush in his hand fell directly on the tribute paper.

"Brother Chubi, can you please be serious?"

Cheng Chubi glared at the dissolute prince with a black and red face unwillingly.

Just a scumbag like you, you still think I'm not serious?

"Why is this title not serious? If you have the ability, you can get one and show it to me."

Li Ke racked his brains to start his brain, and after carefully turning for a long time, a flash of inspiration flashed.

"For example, let the night couch make incense?"

"Haha... Please, do you think that with the overly straightforward mind of Uncle Xue, you can understand what you mean?"

"Fragrant couch at night, what if Third Uncle Xue realizes that he wants to make a solution on the couch at night?"

"..." Li Ke's face immediately turned green. Brother Chubi, can I beg you to be an individual?

What a **** to have a solution on the couch at night. Full of affection, with charming and provocative words,

When it reaches your mouth, why is there a smell of **** that makes your eyes black.

But fortunately, such small flaws were ignored by the two, and they began to make the Erotic Palace Tu a very serious baby.

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Even if his own brother got married, Xue Wanjun, the elder brother, was even busier than his own younger brother.

After all, that kid is more unreasonable than himself, and the eldest brother is far away in the northern border of Datang, so his second brother can only bear this heavy burden.

Just when he was so dizzy and dizzy, another family member came to report that it was Cheng Chubi and Li Ke who visited together.

"What are they doing here? Could it be that they dropped something in the guest room?"

Xue Wanjun wiped the stinky sweat on his face and didn't know whether it was from busy work or hot, and picked up the kettle on the iron stove and poured himself another glass of water.

"Cheng Sanlang and His Royal Highness Wu Wang said that they came here specially to discuss important matters with the master. It is about the third master."

Hearing this, Xue Wanjun was stunned for a long time before he could react. His first thought was, could there be any recurrence of his third child's condition?

"Please, please, please!"

Seeing the nervous look on his master's face~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xue Sandao quickly agreed and walked away.

In a short time, Cheng Chubi and Li Ke, two professionals, finally came to Xue Wanjun.

Xue Wanjun smiled and stepped forward to support the two juniors who were about to salute, and pulled them to sit in front of the Zhenguan stove.

"Nephew Chubi, His Royal Highness King Wu, please take a seat, what would you like to drink?"

"No need, in fact, we came here to solve the last treatment of Uncle Xue's illness."

Hearing this, Xue Wanjun's face suddenly became solemn.

"Nephew Chubi, what's the matter? Could it be that my third brother's illness will recur?"

"No, no, there is no repetition. However, because Uncle Xue has never had any experience in contact with the opposite sex, it will lead to some..."

Cheng Chubi looked at Li Ke, who was pretending to be deaf and dumb in the Chacha soup.