The Father of the Heroine in the Comics

"Me too."

Shokuhou and Rin both stared at Takahashito, obviously Takahashito's words couldn't fool them.

Mei Dong smiled and said, "Father, I also want to hear from you."

Takahashi East only felt more pressure, Midong, ah Midong, why did you come to the muddy water, didn't I see my father, I'm so sick now?Don't make a mess.

"Cough, this, since you all said so, then I will systematically talk about the advantages of the poor and the big/tits."

"Tell me, we are listening, Gao Jun's insight."

How dare you be so knowledgeable?

Gao Qiaodong cleared his throat: "Let's talk about the poor first."

There was a glint in Rin's eyes, and she wanted to see how Gao Qiaodong made the poor Hung's words so hysterical.

"The first benefit is to maintain the balance of the body. For example, when running, because there is no weight on the mouth, it will not easily fall."

Rin was stunned, what kind of benefit is this?Well, barely.

"Gao Jun is right, people don't dare to run too fast for fear of falling." Her Lady Queen shook the Hungarian Ministry.

Rin roared in his heart: You are showing off on purpose, you must be!

"The second advantage is that you won't block your sight when you eat, and the soup you eat in your mouth won't fall on Hung Kou's clothes."

Rin thought about it for a while, and it seemed like that, but what Her Lady Queen said next...

"Gao Jun is right, this is really bad, I often can't find the food on the table, the Xiongkou blocks my view, and soup and other things are easy to spill on it. It's really annoying. ." Her Lady Queen looked troubled, "Tohsaka-san, you are so kind, you can't experience my troubles."

Rin clenched her fists, the corners of her mouth twitched, her anger rose, damn, you are showing off! !

"The third benefit is that it will not provoke the prying eyes of the selves, nor will it affect the status and work of others."

Rin didn't react yet, Her Lady Queen had already said first: "Yes, once, a man was walking, when he saw me, he was stunned, and then he was hit by a passing car. It is said that He's half paralyzed, so pitiful."

Gao Qiaodong and several people were sweating endlessly. Is this a cold joke?Why feel terrified?

"The fourth benefit is that you don't have to worry about getting stuck when passing through narrow places."

"That's right, I don't even dare to walk in those narrow places, for fear of getting stuck, it would be very embarrassing." Her Lady Queen shook her head, worrying a little more.

He was fighting, and was about to explode. With black gas behind him, he gritted his teeth and said, "Gao! Qiao! Dong! You did this on purpose, this so-called benefit, I only see this star-eyed showing off, bastard! "

"Student Tohsaka, did I show off my Hungarian University? What Gao Jun said is indeed a benefit. I envy you for what you said." Her Lady Queen shook her head.

Gao Qiaodong said calmly: "The fifth benefit is that poor Xiong's sisters are generally very smart."

Hearing this, the angry Rin suddenly quieted down and agreed, "For you, I forgive you this guy."

But Her Lady Queen disagreed: "Gao Jun, what do you mean? You mean I'm not smart?"

"Father, do you mean I'm stupid?" Mei Dong also looked at Gao Qiaodong brightly.

Originally, Rin wanted to ridicule Shokuhou: You are stupid!Does the Hungarian mind have no idea?

But if this is the case, it is equivalent to mocking Mifuong, so I can only endure it.

Gao Qiaodong couldn't say the words 'Hungarian University has no brains', so he could only flicker: "That's right, according to scientific research, Hungarian University's words will absorb nutrients very well, and this will provide nutrition to the brain. less, and the poorer brains get more nutrition.”

"Is there such a scientific research?" Her Majesty and Mito were not so easy to fool.

Gao Qiaodong vowed: "Yes, I'm sure and sure."

Only ghosts know if there are any, let's talk about fooling you first.

Gao Qiaodong didn't give Meidong and Her Lady Queen a chance to question, and said directly: "The sixth benefit, don't worry about sagging when you get old."

"Okay, the above are the six benefits of the poor, do you remember?"

A hint of worry flashed in the eyes of Lady Queen and Mito, will they sag when they get old?How ugly that would be! !

Rin showed a narrow smile: "Are you worried?"

"Who would worry? Academy City's technology is so advanced, it can definitely solve this kind of problem." Her Lady Queen said with little confidence.

But how could Rin let go of such an opportunity: "Hehe, really? Problems like birth, old age, sickness and death have never been solved since ancient times. Unless you can live forever, sagging is certain."

"You..." Her Lady Queen was annoyed for a while, "Gao Jun, tell me the benefits of big breasts, hurry up."

"Well, the benefits of big breasts." Gao Qiaodong looked hesitant, "Actually, there is only one, and only one word."

"Only one? Only one word? That's right." Her Lady Queen couldn't believe it.

Rin seemed to see the hope of defeating Her Lady Queen, and said excitedly: "Takahashi, speak up." Happy, the scumbag stopped shouting.

Takahashi East gave a thumbs up: "One word 'cool'."

Rin's expression stiffened. Takahashito understood this feeling very well. He was like this when his balls hurt, but it doesn't seem like a good way to describe a girl.

Her Lady Queen smiled and said: "Gao Jun, you understand very well."

Chapter 44 What an unfortunate development of God!

"You three are playing, I have something else to do, so I'll go first." Gao Qiaodong ran quickly.

"Father??"