The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

"Mr. Li Kang, this is not a joke, we really can't deal with this kind of garbage," the leader of the Cerberus said in a businessman's tone, "Although he looks dead, he is actually still alive. There are also all kinds of horrible curses mixed in. Dead things can be easily dealt with, and living things can be killed, but this kind of thing that is neither dead nor alive, caught between life and death, is the most disgusting thing in the universe. This kind of thing will make our stomachs feel uncomfortable for a long time. I'm afraid there are no scavengers in the whole universe who are willing to deal with this kind of thing, so we have to pay more. {щww{suimеng][lā}."

"What? Of course I know that he has been cursed by various kinds. Otherwise, why would I spend so much money on you? Isn't it because you are the most professional? It's really embarrassing for you. You signed a contract but didn't fulfill it." Li Kang shamelessly accused the hellhounds.

"Dear Mr. Li Kang, please don't question our professional standards. We are professional scavengers of Cerberus Scavenger Co., Ltd. We can swallow all kinds of curses without hesitation, but immortal curses, cancer, and self-healing factors... The mixture of the three things is not reflected in the contract. We know that you are used to signing contracts with devils. You may have confused us with dirty devils. We are not devils, we are businessmen, and what we pay attention to is integrity. Two words, you did not indicate in the contract that you are cleaning these things, so we have no obligation to complete these tasks for you. If you can find other scavengers who can clean up the pollution of the mixture of these three things, please Just do it." The hellhound leader raised his head proudly, turned around and left.

With the development of the magical world, more and more curses have appeared. Cerberus are the best scavengers to clean up the pollution of curses. They have actually formed a joint company. In the magic scavenger business, even Murphy has a monopoly position. Stowe didn't dare to get involved in their business.

"Wait, please wait." Li Kang watched as his multiple enchantments were contaminated by Deadpool. Ordinary people may not feel anything, but magicians can't bear to have this kind of curse around them. This level of curse can happen at any time. Subspecies will be produced and the magicians will be severely damaged.

Unless Li Kang is planning to give up on this family, he has no choice but to admit defeat, "Tell me, how much more do we need to add?"

"Twice!" the Cerberus leader said without any doubt, "It must be pure red gold. If it is not pure enough, we will not approve it."

Li Kang nodded. He turned around and moved the TV away. There was a safe behind the TV. He took out two heavy suitcases from the safe and opened them in front of the hellhounds. Inside were yellow, orange and orange smells. Gold with divine brilliance, "This is pure red gold produced in Mexico! The most famous in the world. Back then, the United States forcibly took away New Mexico for these gold mines. It was filled with the blood of Mexicans. Smell it. You have earned this taste."

The leader of the Cerberus looked at the gold intoxicated. He looked at his men, then whistled, and all the Cerberus swarmed up and swallowed all the gold. For the Cerberus, gold is a bit like a drug. It can make them feel cheerful and happy.

In the blink of an eye, the two boxes of gold were eaten clean, and the hellhounds immediately began to work, swallowing all the cursed mixture.

The curse that spread like a black spider web was forced back, and was finally swallowed up by the hellhounds.

"Disgusting! So disgusting!! Who does this curse come from? The curse of the goddess of death is much purer than this!" The leader of the hell dogs shook his head. They are different from demons. They are pure native creatures of hell and have very special characteristics. In the early years, they formed an alliance with the demons who came to hell for gold, but now the demons' gold, which is full of sulfurous stench, can no longer satisfy them. It's like eating the same thing for too many years, and they have already eaten it. Disgusting.

"This is Thanos's curse of immortality. He put it himself." Li Kang chuckled. These hellhounds were still fooled. If they knew that the curse came from the Mad Titan Thanos, they would probably raise the price to sky-high prices.

"Li Kang! No wonder people say you are not human, you are indeed a bastard!!" The leader of the Cerberus cursed loudly, making a loss-making deal this time.

At this moment, Deadpool suddenly woke up again. He looked around confusedly, "Li Kang! Who are you talking to?"

Deadpool cannot see Cerberus because Cerberus is actually in another dimension.

Li Kang went over and punched Deadpool, "Are you sick? Why did you come to my house and commit suicide twice without saying a word?"

"I committed suicide twice?" Deadpool was a little confused, and he remembered his idea before coming here, "So, you are not willing to help me rescue Shakola?"

"I can't help it. Dracula is not what he used to be. He is protected by Osborn. I don't want to conflict with Osborn now. Shakora is just a succubus. Although she is very cute, you still forgot Let her." Li Kang said decisively.

"Okay! If you don't want to help me, I'll die for you again!" Deadpool reached out to touch Guan Lie, but he didn't touch it.

Li Kang raised the gun hunter in his hand and asked jokingly, "Are you looking for something like this?" He recited a spell and sprayed out a stream of hellish flames from his hand, evaporating the gun hunter.

"You won't help me? Okay! I will grind it until you help me!" Deadpool rushed into the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife and tried to wipe his neck.

Li Kang raised his hand and fired a magic lightning, flying the knife out of Deadpool's hand.

Deadpool reluctantly reached out to touch the switch. Li Kang easily pulled the switch. Deadpool was not dead yet. Deadpool jumped to the window. He opened the window and was about to jump out. This time, Li Kang did not stop him. As long as Deadpool As long as you don't die in this room and don't pollute the magic circuit inside the house, that's it.

This room, where Li Kang lived during his childhood and adolescence, has special meaning to him. Moreover, it is also the most densely magical place in Hell's Kitchen. It is a magic hub. The intensity of magic is so strong that it is generally a holy place. They couldn't catch up, so Li Kang couldn't let this place be polluted. Few people knew this secret, but Deadpool was an exception. He deliberately grabbed Li Kang's cover and started to attack. The effect was immediate, and Li Kang was really scared.

Deadpool was halfway out of the window. He suddenly came to his senses, and immediately crawled back. He cried, made trouble, and hung himself three times. It seems that hanging is not useful for the time being, so let's cry and make trouble!

Deadpool's acting skills are off the charts. He cries whenever he wants. He grabs everything that can be thrown in the room and throws it at Li Kang's head. Li Kang is angry and angry, but he can't get angry. He is in the wrong for this matter. Although Deadpool It's easy to fall in love with someone, but it's the only time you fall in love so deeply. Maybe you should help him? After all, Li Kang doesn’t have many friends anymore, Coulson is dead, news about Wolverine hasn’t been heard for a long time, and Li Kang only has Deadpool by his side. Deadpool’s current troubles make Li Kang seem to have returned to the In the old days, at that time, everyone was still a child.

"Okay! Okay!! I know your determination, I promise you." Li Kang had no choice but to give in, but failed to stop the soap that flew at the end. The soap hit Li Kang's defense aura and was shot. Fly out.

"Really? You didn't lie to me?" Deadpool asked.

"It's true. I can't stand it anymore when you act like this, make trouble and commit suicide. I know that I have true feelings for Xia Kela and it's not just a show. As a brother, of course I have to help you, but you have to promise me , live a good life with Xia Kela in the future, and have more children, do you understand?" When Li Kang said this, he himself laughed.

"Hahaha, when I rescue Shakola, I will propose to her. You are really my good brother!" Deadpool opened his arms and ran towards Li Kang happily.

"Everyone who is about to get married is still like a child." Li Kang scoffed from the bottom of his heart, but his body was honest and he opened his arms to wait for Deadpool.

When Deadpool was halfway through the rush, he suddenly stepped on something. It was the piece of soap that had been bounced away just now. Deadpool's foot slipped, but he was very skilled. He turned over like a kite in mid-air and was about to stand up. He stood up, but behind him was the window sill. The kite turned over, and the back of his head hit the balcony. "Pfft!" With a muffled sound, Deadpool's head tilted, and blood flowed out from the back of his head. This time, the back of his skull was smashed, Even the neck was broken.

"No!!!" Li Kang cried out miserably. He went over and hugged Deadpool's head, "If you want to die, die outside, but don't die here. This is the hub of magic. Your curse is very dangerous." It will easily pollute this place. Please hold on a little longer and I will throw you out of the window."

But everything was too late. The dark mixture of the immortal curse spread instantly and immediately covered a wall. Li Kang could reverse the ordinary curse, but forget about the immortal curse. He didn't have the ability. As long as he passed it again At some point, the home where Li Kang had lived for most of his life had to be given up.

"Ah! This is really a natural cycle, retribution comes so quickly." Behind Li Kang, the teasing voice of the Cerberus leader came.

"In the safe over there, all my gold is in it. You can do whatever you want with it." Li Kang said while holding back his grief.

The hellhounds swarmed to the safe and pulled it out of the wall. They had a feast and even ate the safe.

Then the Cerberus swallowed all the leaked curses. After making sure that Li Kang had no other gold, they left without looking back. Since there was no gold, there was no need for them to stay here anymore, even if Deadpool returned Dying here has nothing to do with them, because Li Kang can't afford the reward.