The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

"Hurry up, I can't bear it anymore!" Colson held his stomach, tears were about to flow out, "This scene is wrong, I am an agent of SHIELD, and I have undergone rigorous training. , I once walked naked for an hour in the severe cold of minus 40°C, I once lived in the Sahara Desert without water for seven days, I flew a plane, blew up a tank, I killed a drug lord, and defused a nuclear bomb, I I am proficient in the fighting skills of nine countries, eight languages, I can flirt in sixteen ways, and there will be an autograph meeting with Captain America on Manhattan Avenue next Saturday. Coulson, you can't die! You will be upgraded to As a man who is a level 8 agent, you might be the next director of SHIELD! You have to hold back, you must hold back! Coulson, you can do it!"

Logan, who had been reading "Playboy" in bed, couldn't help but throw the magazine aside. He looked at the two people depressedly, and the air was filled with the stench of death and corruption.

"That's enough for you two. You made this house like a damn gas chamber, and you can't let anyone stay there." Logan said unhappily.

"Why don't you have any problem? You ate the most at that meal!" Li Kang's eyes suddenly flashed with hope, and he said earnestly, "Do you have any special medicine?"

"Yes! Why do you eat the most, but nothing happens? If there is a good medicine, please share it." Colson also said weakly.

"Did you two have diarrhea and pull your brain out along with PY? I have a self-healing factor. All disease viruses can't defeat the self-healing factor. I don't need any special medicine, because I never get sick, let alone I don’t have diarrhea! Is diarrhea so uncomfortable? What do you two grown men look like, crying and urinating? You are just like two mothers-in-law (women)!” Logan could no longer stand the unpleasant smell in the room.

Anger was boiling in his body. He really wanted to poke a hole in Li Kang's stomach with his claws and let out all the stench inside. See how much garbage could be stored in such a broken belly and why it took so long. It's not finished yet.

He had taken a few steps and then stepped back. It wasn't that he suddenly remembered that they were teammates, but the smell from Li Kang's side was too unpleasant, and his wolf nose couldn't bear it.

"Humph! That's enough! You two bastards, you can play by yourself, I'll go for a walk." Logan covered his nose and walked out of the room. There were guards standing guard in the officers' rest area and in the corridor.

"Who is it? Why don't you wear military uniform?" asked the guard on guard.

"None of your business!" Logan said displeasedly.

The old wolf is domineering!

"Civil clothes are not allowed in the military camp. Are you new here? Stop! Obey the order!" the guard said. The military law in the military camp is very strict.

Even if you are an officer, you cannot violate military law so blatantly. Guards have the right to conduct disciplinary inspections, even if you are an officer. This is a rule left by General Patton when he fought in the desert, and it has now become a tradition.

Ever since he was born, Logan has never known what it means to obey orders.

"Brother, I really want to obey the order, but you see, my claws just don't want to stay on their own. They said to me, if you continue to bite me, let me cut you into pieces. I can't watch them. You can't control them." Let's figure it out." Logan raised his left hand, and three Adamant metal claws stretched out from the joint.

"Holy crap! Who the hell are you?" The guard pointed his gun at Logan's head in horror, "Back off, don't come close!"

"What did you say? I can't hear you clearly." Logan took two steps forward, suddenly waved his hand, and the gun in the guard's hand quietly split into two pieces.

Logan strode forward and pushed his knee into the guard's crotch. He didn't dare to use force, but attacking this vital point could kill him even without using force. The guard's face suddenly turned red and he almost fainted. He was beaten by Logan with one hand. Press your chin up and push against the wall.

"Brother, we could have lived in peace. I'm not a soldier, but I respect your spirit of traveling thousands of miles to come to this hellish place to die, so I don't intend to kill you. You are lucky." Logan said He took out a cigar, lit it, took a puff, and blew the choking smoke into the guard's face.

"But, I hate effeminate men very much. In my room, there are two pussies on the toilet, so I plan to go out for a walk. You are really lucky. I need a guide. If you agree, just nod. If you don’t agree, shake your head." Logan seemed to be very reasonable.

"I'm still on guard duty..." The guard knew that he had encountered an evil star. Fortunately, he was a reasonable evil star. He still had his own responsibilities and could not leave his post without permission.

The guard wanted to shake his head, but he tilted his head to the left, "Swipe!" Logan's left claw stretched out, blocking the guard's head. The guard was startled, and he instinctively hid to the right, "Swipe!" Right Its claws also stretched out, clamping the guard's head in the center.

"I understand. As a master, you should be a good guide for your guests. No problem. Let's set off now." The guard's emotional intelligence was very high. He figured it out without stretching out his third paw.

"I know you Americans are reasonable and won't let me wander around here. I want to see our equipment and supplies. It seems to be over there in the hangar. Take me to see it. I'll let the room The two sissies who put poisonous gas bombs in here have made my throat very uncomfortable. I want to find something to moisten my throat. Your canteen master should really be pulled out and shot. I have a self-healing factor that is invulnerable to all poisons. After eating the food he cooked, my stomach actually felt a little uncomfortable. Among our supplies were caviar and smoked steak. Please lead me. I won’t treat you badly. I haven’t eaten steak in a long time. Today we will eat meat and have a toothpaste festival." Logan rubbed his uncomfortable stomach. He had been infected with the Ebola virus in Africa, and he only felt uncomfortable for less than five minutes at that time. Now it has been one or two days since that dinner. It's been an hour, and the master chef at this garrison base is really good at cooking.

Even Logan feels this way. You can imagine what Li Kang and Coulson will be like. Logan rarely thinks that having a self-healing factor is a good thing. Today, he sincerely thanks God for giving him a self-healing factor. Spare him that pain.

"We usually have to spend money to eat from Xiaozao, otherwise we might die if we eat the food. Even the food we buy with money is similar to pig food. In fact, most of our supplies are bought from the warehouse guards. , every week when going out in the field, the selected buddies have to go door to door to search for food, otherwise we will starve to death without terrorists coming to attack us." When the guard heard about caviar and steak, his eyes lit up green Shem looks more like a hungry wolf than Logan.

That's it. It's no wonder that they did this. No wonder the local people regard them as invading devils. In such a poor area, food is the most important resource, second only to water.

These American soldiers grew up in the United States, which is rich in supplies. They have no clear understanding of the value of food. They think that if I give you some money and then take your food, it is considered a purchase. But the problem is, what they gave Where do these people spend their money? The whole country is short of food and is in chaos. The little food we grow has to be eaten by ourselves and plundered by local armed forces. Not to mention, these American soldiers have to raid them once a week. Anyone else would hate them. them.

However, these American soldiers are also very pitiful. They have traveled thousands of miles to obey orders and come here. They thought they were fighting for a just cause, spreading democracy and freedom, enlightening the people's wisdom, playing the role of a beacon for mankind, and leading all mankind. Entering the bright future, no one is missing anyway. Who makes us the superheroes of the global village?