The Director of Music Department

Dong Xiangqian is an online film critic. With the prosperity of the Internet, self-media has become popular and has gradually grown.

Online film critics have also gradually stepped onto the stage, but if being an online film critic is purely a hobby, then it doesn't matter, you can do whatever you want.

But if you want to make this a career, you must have something to say, and you must have something of your own.

Dong Xiangqian doesn't have any team, he relies purely on himself, so his positioning for himself is to focus!

Unlike other online film critics, who can comment on any movie, as long as you give them some money, they can blow you out of bad movies.

Dong Xiangqian studied history, so he used his strengths to specialize in one category of movies and TV series, that is, historical movies.

A historical epic blockbuster like "Warring States Heroes" is naturally a movie that Dong Xiangqian cannot miss.

The film started soon, and I have to say that "Warring States Syndicate" is indeed worthy of being a blockbuster. In terms of star lineup alone, it can definitely be regarded as the standard feature of a blockbuster, second to none.

But, soon, Dong Xiangqian was a little confused.

What the hell is this all about?

"Warring States Heroes" tells the story of the famous brothers Sun Bin and Pang Juan.

Among the characters in the Warring States period, Sun Bin and Pang Juan are definitely among the top few in terms of fame. Dong Xiangqian himself also likes this period of history in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods.

The story of Sun Bin and Pang Juan is especially the best, because in his opinion, the two are fighting both wits and character. people's faces.

But the result?

Dong Xiangqian was completely speechless. To be honest, he had great expectations before coming.

After all, this movie has a large investment and many stars. Although the director Cao Meng is not a super director, his previous achievements are quite good.

But this movie, from the very beginning, Dong Xiangqian couldn't help but want to complain.

First of all, especially Sun Bin's appearance, that appearance made Dong Xiangqian open his mouth wide.

What surprised Dong Xiangqian even more was that the outstanding military strategist in the Warring States Period and the author of "Sun Tzu's Art of War" must be a wise man after all, right? But in this movie, it's not!

It's okay to look ridiculous, but Sun Bin, a wise man and military strategist, is actually just a lustful idiot in the movie.

Why do you say it's an idiot? Well, it's actually not Sun Bin who is an idiot, but the screenwriter and director are idiots, don't they even understand the most basic common sense?

Elementary school students probably know that Sun Bin's original name was not Sun Bin, but in the movie he was not punished by Bin, and the whole world said that he was called Bin. Isn't this waiting to be Bin?

And what about Pang Juan? There is nothing wrong with this look, but the dialogue between Sun Bin and Pang Juan sounds like Dong Xiangqian is watching a cross talk sketch, which is still the kind of messy cross talk sketch.

Then there's the drama.

The well-known story sequence has been changed beyond recognition here, and it is very simple to collage the stories of "Tianji Horse Racing", "Siege Wei and Save Zhao", and "Battle of Maling Road". Is this a movie?

Dong Xiangqian is completely desperate. Is this a historical blockbuster? Please don't insult history, please?

If Dong Xiangqian were to sum up the content of this film, it would probably be: a generation of military strategists was originally an idiot by the way, he is not a wise man, but in the film, he is mentally retarded! But don't look at him as stupid, his mind is full of the art of picking up girls, he studied under Guiguzi, it turns out that TM Guiguzi taught how to pick up girls.

In the film, Sun Bin can't move when he sees Tian Xi. If you don't want to be an official, you won't be a general. You are crazy and I am stupid. I want to linger with her to death. Eyes, I rely on it, the game of kings?

The movie is over. In fact, the audience in the movie theater is still very happy while watching the movie.

Well, you can say that this movie is full of surprises, and that's okay.

At the end, Dong Xiangqian realized that he might have to watch it again, why? The movie is too good? Don't talk about it, it's because there are too many slots, you have to read it again to fully complain!

In fact, Dong Xiangqian was very curious at this moment, how would those film critics and media people who received money praise this movie?

Ok? The heroine is beautiful?

What else? EMMM, does it count if the heroine changes 23 outfits in one movie?

Pang Juan and Sun Bin? Good friends forever? This is the real subject?

You can change "Warring States Heroes" to "Warring States Friends" or "Warring States Women".

Yes, the whole film is not so much a story of Sun Bin and Pang Juan as it is, whether it is Sun Bin or Pang Juan, it is entirely for the heroine Tian Xi.

The heroine of the whole movie is the real protagonist.

Even Dong Xiangqian began to understand that this f*cking heroine is probably the ultimate boss of the whole movie, or this movie is for the heroine.

The heroine of "Warring States Heroes" has the same surname as Dong Qianqian, and is called Dong Xian'er.

Interestingly, this Dong Xianer is a newcomer!

This is worth everyone's association!

In fact, Dong Qiangqian did watch it again. For him, it was a bit disappointing that the movie was bad, but sometimes the movie reviews written after watching bad movies are more eye-catching.

No way, he also wants to have a meal!

Of course, during the second time, he had even roughly written a rather special "summary", yes, a summary of this "Warring States Heroes".

He gave the title: The correct way to open "Friends of the Warring States Period"!

What? Can you give me the correct way to open the rotten film? Don't worry, please read the following content.

Actually..."Warring States Friends" is like this!

I thought that "Warring States" is not a historical drama, but a historical absurd drama, what? You thought it was a bad movie? Wrong, dead wrong.

If you look at this film from the perspective of an orthodox historical plot drama, everything seems wrong. The image of Sun Bin is wrong. He is a wise sage, not a mentally retarded.

But in fact, this is actually a classic romantic ethics nympho romance Long Yang...! In short, this is a movie that will make you feel full of complaints every minute.

In the movie, a variety of choices are provided, those who like to become a beauty in a rage, and those who are domineering CEOs fall in love with me, there is King Qi to Pang Juan and Tian Xi!

Those who like the goodness of Longyang and the Danmei stories of the Friends series include Pang Juan for King Qi and Pang Juan for Sun Bin.

For those who like ethical dramas, there is Concubine Pang and Pang Juan. All in all, all in all, this film provides a variety of choices about love!

This movie is actually very straightforward. The people in the movie, if you love, you will love, if you hate, you will hate, if you die, you will die, if you rebel, you will rebel, if you repent, you will repent, and there is no need for any logical promotion.

There is only one thing to be solemnly warned, those who want to view this film from the perspective of a historical conspiracy drama, those who have attended elementary school, and students with a kindergarten education or above are not recommended to watch it!

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