The Caveman Made Me Awesome

Ye Xi raised his forehead in his heart, how salty it must be to eat like this!

He took out a black dagger and cut a thin slice of ham with the knife.

I saw that the ham meat made by Laoyan is bright in color, with distinct red and white. The milky white fat looks fat but not greasy, just right.

He put the sliced ​​ham in his mouth.

The unique mellow aroma of ham stimulates the taste buds. The meat is tender and chewy. Because there are only thin slices, the saltiness is not too much.

Ye Xi couldn't help sighing: "Such a good ham, it should be cut into thin slices, and then eaten slowly with fine wine!"

After he finished speaking, he looked at Lu without words, and swallowed the sentence that it was too wasteful for you to gobble it up so hungrily.

Lao Yan looked at Ye Xi with one eye, and there was approval in his eyes.

Lu had almost finished eating half of the ham, he wiped his greasy mouth, and smiled at Lao Yan: "Old Yan, you see, we don't have enough to eat, my little brother is not from our tribe. Yes, it is the first time to come to our Jiuyi tribe at the invitation of the great witch, shouldn't you..."

"Hey, why don't you bring out some more ham as a treat?"

"Not to mention anything else, how about giving us a piece of other people's ham first?"

Lao Yan glanced at him with one eye, and finally spoke slowly, with a voice as hoarse as sandpaper: "Old man, I have collected a few hams myself."

Lu was shocked and ecstatic: "Really?!"

"Lao Yan, how do you sell these hams? Just ask how many beast cores you want!"

Lao Yan: "Don't be a monster. I heard that you brought back a big fish. Old man, I want to drink fish soup recently. Give me that big fish."

Lu might as well be Laoyan's idea of ​​his fish and beasts, and his eyes suddenly widened: "A whole head? Can you eat so much!"

This kind of fish and beast is delicious raw or boiled in fish soup. He dragged it so far back, thinking about opening his belly to have a good meal at night!

Lao Yan rolled his eyelids, and said, "You don't care about it, I'm happy to die if I can't finish eating."

Lu was depressed for a moment, then said in a muffled voice, "Okay! Just give it!"

Lao Yan snorted.

Lu Yujin came and went quickly, and soon said excitedly to Ye Xi: "We have a good fortune again, come, come, this time find a place to sit and eat!"

He aimed at the black rock platform, and unceremoniously stuffed the hind legs covered with salt and the salt bowl into Lao Yan's arms, then lifted the heavy rock platform, and slammed it to the door.

He sat down on the rock platform and greeted Ye Xi: "Come on, brother Axi sit here, how uncomfortable it is to stand with a piece of flesh!"

Ye Xi glanced at Lao Yan who had a bad complexion, smiled, and sat cross-legged on the rock platform.

Lu is also good at picking a place, the light at the door of the house is not as dim as the inside of the house, and because the sun has set to the other side of the stone house, it casts a shadow at the door, which does not expose people.

Some Jiuyi warriors hadn't left yet, standing by the side and salivating at the half ham in Ye Xi's hand.

"Go, go, hide away!"

Lu drove them away without politeness.

Ye Xi put his half of the ham on the rock platform, held the black dagger, and the black light jumped, and the half of the ham was instantly cut into thin slices.

"Try it."

Ye Xi twisted a piece and handed it to Lu.

Lu looked at Ye Xi speechlessly, and carefully twisted the thin, light-transmitting slice of ham with his bear-like, hairy palm like twisting flowers, and then threw it into his mouth.

Ye Xi smiled and asked, "Isn't it better to eat like this?"

Lu swallowed and licked his mouth: "Such a piece is not enough to fill the gaps between the teeth. After eating like this for a long time, my mouth is full of gaps between the teeth, no, no!"

He also persuaded Ye Xi in turn: "I said Brother Axi, no wonder you are so thin, can you not lose weight by eating this way?! You, you should learn how to eat like me!"

Ye Xi looked at his well-proportioned, rock-like arms.

Is he so... thin?

Before he could explain, Lao Yan had already brought another ham. This ham was smaller than the original one, but the surface was covered with more white hyphae, and the shape was more symmetrical.

Lu was about to break this ham in half again and eat it like crazy, but Ye Xi stopped him and took out the bronze flagon and handed it over: "Don't worry, try this first."

"what is this?"

Lu took the bronze wine jug and uncorked it.

Immediately, a wisp of light and cool ice mist floated out, and the intoxicating aroma of wine rushed towards Lu with the wisp of ice mist, and then dispersed with the wind.

Lu's eyes were as big as copper bells: "This is... wine!!"

Ye Xi: "This is ice sake produced in Xicheng. It is brewed with ice spring water. It is suitable for drinking in hot weather. It tastes even better when paired with delicious sliced ​​ham!"

When he left Xicheng, Ye Xi knew that he would spend a long time away this time, so he brought almost all the wine made from different spring water in Xicheng, and distributed most of it to the search team, while he kept a little for himself. part.

So even though he gave the old warriors of the Moshi tribe a jug of iced sake, he still had a lot left in the giant mountain.

After leaving Jushan, I naturally brought these wines with me.

It's just that he drank a lot during this journey, and some of the pots were left with the small tribesmen he met along the way, so up to now, he actually only has one and a half pots left.

Holding the bronze wine jug, Lu carefully took a sip.

The mellow and rich wine rolls in the mouth.

The aroma of wine is also mixed with an elegant rice fragrance, the elegant rice fragrance is mixed with an intoxicating flower fragrance, and the wine-fragrant rice fragrance is also mixed with a faint cold air, which belongs to the cold spring.

"hiss……"

Lu slammed his mouth, his eyes widened for a moment and he couldn't speak.

Those two big copper bell eyes seemed to be burning with flames, getting brighter and brighter, and finally they slapped their thighs excitedly, "There is still such delicious wine on this land, even if I die now, it's worth it! "

"Poor me, I used to think that the wine brewed by monkeys was extremely delicious. Now that I taste it, I realize how ridiculous I was in the past!!"

Although the people of Jiuyi are extremely delicious and love to drink, they don't know how to make wine. All the wine they tasted was made by monkeys.

In order to store food for the winter, some monkeys in the forest collect fruits and put them in tree holes, and then seal them up. After a long time, the fruits inside will slowly ferment and turn into wine.

Some wines ferment well and taste wonderful.

Jiuyi people once frantically searched for monkeys in the forest, and drank all the monkey wine brewed by the monkeys. Unsatisfied, they brutally captured all the monkeys and forced them to return to the tribe to make wine.

How could the poor monkeys know how to do it, so they were all smashed to pieces by the angry Jiuyi people.

In the end, the monkeys within a thousand miles of the Jiuyi tribe became extinct, and there was not a single monkey hair left, and the madness stopped. But some Jiuyi warriors who like to drink will still travel far and wide to look for monkey wine.

The aroma of ice sake in the bronze jug wafted out along the open lid.

The air is gradually filled with the intoxicating aroma of wine.

The Jiuyi fighters around, as well as Lao Yan in the room who buried his head in the room again and rubbed his hind legs with salt, all stared straight at once.

After conquering the Liyang tribe and the small tribes along the way, Xicheng's fine wine conquered the Jiuyi warriors in an instant.