The Caveman Made Me Awesome

"Giggle!"

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Thousands of black and white giant velvet chickens were strangled by vines, their eyes were staring, and they walked past Ye Xi and the others step by step in a daze.

As the chickens walked and pulled, the originally tidy ground suddenly had a lot of chicken feathers and shit.

"Plop!"

A hen in the flock suddenly laid a white egg as large as an ostrich egg.

Everyone cast their gazes over immediately.

And this one-person-tall velvet hen continued to pace slowly as if nothing had happened, without any intention of stopping.

Qiu Ya was the first to rush over, bending down to pick up the hot giant egg covered in chicken feces without feeling dirty at all.

Feeling its heavy weight, Qiu Ya couldn't help being elated: "This is good, we don't have to go outside to dig out the eggs and we can eat them!"

Dong Muying snatched the egg away while he was not paying attention, looked up to the sky and laughed: "This egg is used to make scrambled eggs with lettuce, this time I want to eat a big bowl!"

After finishing speaking, he rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and turned around to leave.

Qiu Ya froze: "Huh?!"

Seeing that the big white egg he just got was about to fly away, he wanted to chase after it, but Ye Xi who was beside him grabbed him: "Instead of grabbing it from Dong Muying's hand, you might as well pick another one on the ground... "

As he spoke, Ye Xi raised his chin forward.

I saw two big white eggs lying on the place where the fleece chickens walked by!

Qiu Ya immediately stopped chasing, and rushed over to pick it up with a smile on his face, with a large white egg in his left hand and a large white egg in his right hand, and said happily, "Oh, this Rongcao tribe is really a good tribe, and their chickens are really good chickens! Too diligent!"

Looking at it like this, if the eggs weren't still stained with chicken feces, Qiu Ya would have kissed each of the two big white eggs hard.

But it's no wonder Qiu Ya is so excited.

In the past, if everyone wanted to eat eggs, they could only go to the trees outside to find bird eggs to eat. However, it is not so easy to find a bird's nest with bird's eggs. It is often necessary to climb ten trees to find a nest with bird's eggs.

And the eggs are small, you can swallow two in one bite,

Not fun at all.

It's not like the egg of a velvet chicken or an ostrich egg, it's so big, you can eat whatever you want!

Qiu Ya took a big wooden basket and followed behind the flock of chickens to pick up eggs. Ye Xi thought it was interesting and followed with a smile.

The people of the Rongcao tribe finally led the group of Rongrong chickens to the edge of Xinghu Lake.

All Rongcao people were covered with oil, sweat and dirt due to the long journey. At the suggestion of Chief Tushan and others, all Rongcao people jumped into the lake to clean themselves.

The velvet chickens were left on the shore of the lake with canes tied around their necks, huddled together in a daze.

Qiu Ya was holding a large basket of heavy white eggs, drinking water and thinking about the source, seeing their pitiful appearance, his heart softened, and he tried to untie the vines tied around their necks.

The velvet chickens were also quite obedient, they would not run away when the ropes were untied, and they would still stand where they were. Stretching out the fluffy chicken head, shaking the fiery red chin, looking around dully.

"True!"

Suddenly, a velvet chicken lowered its head and pecked the ground in a daze.

Suddenly there was a small pit on the ground, and the gravel splashed out, and the velvet chicken swallowed the gravel in one gulp with dull eyes.

All the mellow chickens turned their heads and stared at it.

next moment.

"Tuk tuk!"

"Tut Tuk! Tuk Tuk!"

Thousands of velvet chickens frantically started pecking at the stone bricks under their feet!

Their beaks are very hard, and the gray-black stone bricks were pecked out of the small hole, and the gravel was splashed, and these stupid giant chickens actually swallowed all the gravel.

It's as if you can't wait to devour insects.

The faces of the surrounding Xicheng people suddenly turned dark.

These stone bricks were paved piece by piece with great effort! Usually when they return from hunting in rainy days, the soles of their feet are covered with mud. They are afraid of soiling the ground, so they will carefully wipe the soles of their feet clean.

Can! Knot! fruit!

These stupid chickens have dug so many potholes here!

There were many fleece chickens fighting for a piece of gravel. Immediately, chicken feathers flew around, chicken feces were trampled around, and there was a lot of noise and chaos.

The people of the Rongcao tribe in the lake saw that the Rongrong chickens of their tribe had caused trouble, so they quickly crawled out of the lake and hurriedly stopped them.

A sickly Rongcao man with a pale face hurriedly stopped between the two giant chickens who were fighting, trying to dissuade the two big guys.

However, each Rong Rong chicken is as tall as a human, weighs two hundred catties, and is extremely burly. Once there is a fight, this weak ordinary person can't stop it.

When two sharp chicken beaks were about to peck his head, Ye Xi grabbed his arm and dragged him out.

And the two Rong Rong chickens were not stopped, and they bumped their heads together with a bang.

They spun around in a daze for a while, shook their heads, opened their cross-eyed eyes, and pecked at Ye Xi in a daze.

At this time, two hands reached out like lightning.

I saw the drenched Rongcao chief pinching the necks of the two Rongcao chickens from left to right, and smiled at Ye Xi: "...these two chickens may have lost their minds, why don't these two chickens go crazy today?" Did you eat the chicken?"

"We're new here, please try the velvet chicken, their meat is delicious!"

Two giant chickens with their necks choked, staring straight.

Ye Xi: "..."

Crash.

A big white chicken flew over Ye Xi's head.

The stone the chicken swallowed was too big, and it choked on it. It flapped its wings and flew around, and its feathers scattered like snowflakes.

One of the warm chicken feathers fluttered down and just stuck to Ye Xi's face.

"!"

There was an eerie dead silence.

The smile on Chief Rongcao's face froze, and he went up tremblingly to help take off the chicken feathers on Ye Xi's face.

She couldn't laugh anymore.

This is the owner of Xicheng, and the first time I met him, I got a feather on his face! What if they were chased away in a fit of rage? !

In order to atone for his crimes, Chief Rongcao quickly grabbed the chicken, held its feet upside down with one hand, and roughly rolled out the stone stuck in its neck with the other hand

"Cluck!!"

The velvet chicken stood firm and poked its neck and yelled at Chief Rongcao twice.

Chief Rongcao grabbed the troubled chicken, gritted his teeth, and said, "This one is choked on a rock, eat this one too!"

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lakeside.

A stove was set up on the ground, and a giant plucked velvet chicken was strung on a stone stick from the buttocks to the neck, and stood on the stove. The strong flame kept licking the chicken, roasting the chicken until it was golden in color and tender. Nourishing oil.

A big man waved a snow-white bone dagger, and kept taking off the golden and crispy chicken pieces.

Not far from the stove is a long and large low table, on which there are countless delicious dishes, among which braised chicken nuggets, spicy chicken, and chicken stewed mushrooms are served in the largest pot, which look very attractive.

All the witches and chiefs in Xicheng sat cross-legged at the table, chatting and eating delicious food.

Facing the trembling Chief Rongcao, Ye Xi didn't get angry in the end, he just drove all the chaotic Rongcao chickens to the back mountain with a face full of helplessness, and then settled down the Rongcao people, and then made a contribution to Rongcao Chief Rongcao and Rongcao. Wu held a small banquet to show his welcome.

Chief Rongcao let go of his worries and enjoyed the delicious meal to his heart's content.

She didn't know how to use chopsticks or a fork, so she directly grabbed the spicy chicken on the plate with her hands, sweating profusely and devouring it voraciously.

And the deaf, blind, and speechless Rongcao Wu next to him saw the food, and his eyes lit up like a dead tree rejuvenated. The dragon and tiger devoured the food violently, and everyone was stunned.

Chief Rongcao ate his food while praising: "I never thought that the chicken that I'm tired of eating can be so delicious!"

"This chicken with added salt and other things is so delicious that you can swallow your tongue!"

After all, he picked up the hot mushroom stewed chicken soup that night, and drank a few gulps.

Seeing that Chief Rongcao was sweating profusely and blushing, Ye Xi waved to the red eagle standing by in the distance.

Hong Diao understood, and brought a few glasses of red mango juice chilled with well water.

Chief Rongcao took the stone cup in a pleasant surprise, raised his head and gulped it down, only to feel that the hotness all over his body disappeared without a trace, and he felt extremely cool, and he couldn't help sighing in satisfaction.

Touching her chubby belly, she sighed,

"It's so comfortable to be a native of Xicheng..."

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