The Beautiful Time With You

In order to avoid being caught by Shi Yao's conspiracy, Lin Jiage deliberately found a time for Shi Yao to go to kindergarten.

After being awakened by the teacher, the little boy Lin Shi was full of displeasure, but after seeing Lin Jiage, he still shouted: "Daddy", and then spoke to Lin Jiage in an educational tone: "Dad, don't you know that disturbing dreams is very immoral?"

Lin Jiage: "..."

This mouth is so stingy, who is inherited?

Lin Jiage thought he wanted a small light bulb, so he forcibly lowered his desire and said, "I'm here to talk to you about a business."

business?

The child Lin Shi came to be interested: "What business?"

"I want to go home and you help me, I will meet your requirements and buy you all the toys you want."

The child Lin Lin's immature face appeared with a thoughtful expression. After a while, he said, "This business is not impossible."

Lin Jiage: "..." What to do, I really want to smoke him!

"However, Dad, I have conditions."

Also learned to bargain? Lin Jiage raised an eyebrow: "Speak and listen."

Child Lin Shi: "First, Dad, you can't ask me to wash your socks in the future, and you will help me wash the socks."

Lin Jiage bit his teeth and put up with him, "OK."

Children from Lin Shi: "Second, Dad, Mom will sleep with you every week, Wednesday, Friday, but Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday and Sunday."

Lin Jiage was angry: "Why are you one more day than me?"

"Then you have to ask, who stipulates it. There are only seven days a week. If there are eight days, I will make it difficult for you to share another day!" Said the child Lin Shi, with an impatient expression: "Dad Do you agree or disagree, if you do not agree, then forget it, I will go back to sleep ... "

"Agree, agree ... are there any other conditions?"

"Yes ..." said the child, Lin Shi, and began to pinch his fingers. "Third, Dad, you want to take me to play games."

"Fourth, dad, you have to help me write my homework. I know you must say that homework is my thing. I want to do it alone, but those topics are too brain-damaged. I really do n’t want to write them. Will lower my IQ. "

Lin Jiage looked at his son's stinking expression and nodded his head disapprovingly, saying, "Okay, now, can an agreement be reached?"

"Yes, but you write down what I just said with a pen and paper and sign it."

? ? ? ? ?

Want to sign a contract?

Lin Jiage felt that there were so many things about abandoning his son, but he had drawn a pen and paper with his hands, and wrote down all the snacks he had just said.

The children of Lin Shi took the paper, read the words written by Lin Jiage from beginning to end, and caught two typos. After forcing Lin Jiage to modify it, he took a pen, wrote his name, and then checked with Lin Jiage. After hooking his fingers, the little adult came to say: "Daddy, I wish us a happy next cooperation!"

then--

The child Lin Shi cheated Shi Yao to the restaurant the night when he received the robot, and secretly said to Lin Jiage, "Daddy, mother will accompany you to eat."

On the night when Lin Shi received Ultraman, the child cheated Shi Yao to the swimming pool and secretly said to Lin Jiage, "Daddy, mother swims with you."

On the night when Lin Shi received the train ~ www.novelmtl.com ~, she cheated Shi Yao to the hotel suite, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and sneaked it into Lin Jiage's ear. Here comes the sentence: "Dad, Mom Let you sleep. "

Do you think the story is that simple?

No no no ...

The condom Lin Shige gave to Lin Jiage was problematic.

Because Mr. Lin told the children of Lin Shi that he came to this world because of him. The snack asked curiously why Grandpa was because of him, and Mr. Lin was proud and told the truth.

Although the small snack did not know why he put a needle in the colorful bag, he came to this world, but he remembered ...

So he always wanted to have a sister. When he stole the condoms from the bedside table at home, he didn't forget to poke them one by one.

That night, Lin Jiage and Shi Yao spent the night at the hotel, and Lin Shi ’s child went to the old house. When he fell asleep, he said to my grandmother who gave him milk, mysteriously, "Grandma, believe it or not, I am going There is a sister. "