The Age of Gods Return: Start To Kiss the Rift Girl

eight pm!

Lin Que came out of the bathroom, holding a pink amnesia hammer in his hand and smirking, the corners of his mouth were almost drooling.

Seeing this, Lin Xi's little head was filled with question marks.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Que came back to his senses, and quickly wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth: "Ah! It's okay, I just thought of a funny thing, I can't help it, haha..."

With the amnesia hammer, I can fulfill the dream of a man in my heart!

"Xiao Xi, you should rest early later, brother has something to go out for!"

"I will be back soon!"

After speaking, he disappeared in a flash.

Lin Xi:?

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...

Eight thirty in the evening!

At this moment, the playground of Tiandao Academy was illuminated by colorful lights.

Countless grandpas and aunts stood on the playground, dancing the square dance enthusiastically.

"Hey, Ivy Batty, no Uncle Heisuo!"

"Everyone come with me!"

"The End of the World is my love..."

In position C, Lin Que, who was wearing a small vest, carried a loudspeaker and danced around the audience.

Leading the uncle and aunt, dancing is a joy!

In the crowd, Uncle Furukawa swayed along with the rhythm, with a charming smile on his face: "I have watched this kid do it since I was a child. In addition to being excellent, this square dance is also a strong group!"

Uncle Xia: "That's right!"

"When it comes to picking up girls, this kid is also a talent, and I will learn from him later!"

Looking back, looking at the aunts dancing enthusiastically in the square, it was a salivating one!

Ever since Lin Que took down Fu Rongmei with the help of Lin Que, the love in front of him can no longer limit him!

The layout is open!

Uncle Furukawa looked contemptuous: "Vulgar!"

"Women will only affect the speed at which I refine medicine. As long as I refine medicine fast enough, love will not be able to catch up with me!"

That being said, Uncle Furukawa looked at the aunt in the team of aunts, who was wearing calico short sleeves and started at 200 catties, his eyes were full of unwillingness.

Lin Que had a panoramic view of all this.

Putting down the stereo, a void teleported to the side of the two uncles.

"Second masters, have you encountered any troubles?"

"DiDi helps, take orders online!"

Lin Que rubbed his little hands, and looked at the two uncles with a chicken thief's smile!

The two elders looked at Lin Que who suddenly appeared, and were slightly taken aback!

This kid is still as good as ever!

Uncle Xia hooked his finger at Lin Que, and said with treacherous eyebrows, "Boy, come here, I'll tell you."

"I#%￥*..."

Lin Que frowned, and let out an oh-hoo-hoo laugh.

"Master, it's a master, pattern!"

Uncle Xia waved his hands shyly: "They're all men, low-key, low-key!"

Uncle Furukawa sneered: "A thing that can only think with the lower body, we good men are corrupted by people like you!"

Uncle Xia glared at Uncle Furukawa: "You know a hammer!"

"This is called love!"

After saying that, Uncle Xia looked at Lin Que: "Boy, don't worry, the benefits will be great if this matter is done!"

"I heard from Old Mu, do you want to learn archery from that old fellow Liu Yibai?"

"I'll arrange it!"

Lin Que gave a thumbs up: "Master is bright!"

The purpose of coming this time is to increase love with these uncles and aunts.

The second is to let these uncles put a line on the front bridge and learn unique skills!

As for the third...

(?°????°)?.

Someone has to experiment with the amnesia hammer!

Uncle Xia pulled Lin Que, pointed to the group of aunts in the middle of the playground, and said, "Just those little darlings, let's talk, should we just knock them out directly, or go through the process, strike up a conversation first, and then knock them out?"

Lin Que: ...

Uncle, your idea is very dangerous!

If you don't move, you will be knocked out, even if you get someone like this, you have to be careful!

Uncle Xia: "All I need is people!"

Lin Que:! ! !

Uncle is uncle, I am still too young after all.

cough cough!

Lin Que coughed twice: "Master, do you know what types these aunts like?"

Uncle Xia thought for a while, and then said: "Handsome, tall and mighty, eight-pack abs, walking hormones..."

All of a sudden, a lot of chatter came out.

Lin Que's eyes circled when he was listening.

He looked at Uncle Xia in a blink of an eye.

There are not many hairs left, the waist is arched, the teeth are healthy, and the body is thin...

Uncle Xia: "As for me, can I still be rescued?"

"It's no surprise that I'm here!"

"I will definitely make you a walking muscular man, so that the aunts will fall into it as soon as they see you, and love you so much that they can't extricate themselves!"

"Daily jackfruit, you deserve it!"

Lin Que immediately took out a pineapple that was sealed in a glass bottle.

Looking at the golden object in the glass bottle that Lin Que took out.

Uncle Xia: (?⊿?)?.

Uncle Furukawa: ...

This is so clearly shit!

sp: Do you want to be a scumbag?

Come on, give me your ticket, and I will teach you.