Take the Department Store Back To the Three Kingdoms

Liu Bei picked up the toothbrush and put it in the back of his neck and rubbed it. Not to mention, it relieved the itch, but it hurts a bit.

"This is not as good as itching." So he threw it away, took out the toothpaste, and couldn't take out the lid.

"Haha." Zhang Fei said triumphantly, "Brother, this is the same as Maotai. It is screwed, not pulled."

"Twist?" Liu Bei blushed, so you guys drink Moutai, and you have drunk your eldest brother, Xuzhou, now can you come?

Now that the winner is in hand, the man who was destined to be defeated by him is in a very good mood.

Don't care about it.

Sure enough, it opened. After a squeeze, Liu Bei bowed his head and sniffed, "Is this cheese?"

"Haha, wrong!" Zhang Fei was even more proud, only to realize that he was also knowledgeable, and said: "This must be the legendary toothpaste, used for brushing teeth."

"How to brush it?"

"This..." Zhang Fei scratched his head awkwardly.

The crucial step is forgotten.

Liu Bei looked at his large salt particles, and they could brush his teeth when he put them in his mouth.

Ever since, I squeezed out the toothpaste and put it in my mouth.

"Water." muttered.

Zhang Fei retired his servant and served him personally. Not only brought water, but also a tank for spitting water.

Who is Liu Bei? What a majestic place is the Great Account of the Chinese Army, surely you can't throw it on the ground casually, it's too bad.

Grumbling.

Liu Bei started to rinse his mouth, and when his mouth stirred, he found bubbling. It's amazing, and there is a fragrance that is unheard of.

"Yuan Tan will enjoy it." Liu Bei continued to stir the liquid in his mouth.

The eldest son will always drop God.

Shouts erupted from outside.

Liu Bei was very sensitive to the three words of the old man, he was taken aback and stared.

Zhang Fei hurried to the spitting tank.

Gudong.

Zhang Fei thought he had vomited, but unexpectedly swallowed.

Liu Bei slapped his lips, "Don't say it, it's fragrant. I caught Yuan Tan in a few days, and I must take all of his things as his own."

"Yes, I have to take my sister-in-law back!" Zhang Fei said sternly.

Liu Bei: Q0Q, don't mention it, can it work? According to the seniority, Yuan Tan will also call your sister-in-law aunt, tell me, where is the nephew who snatched the aunt in the world?

It's so bad.

But in the end, the victory is in hand, and the Han Dynasty is about to revive, and the world will extol his name. He is about to become the saint among the emperors of Gaozu.

I was in a good mood, and I knew that Zhang Fei was heartless and careless.

However, thinking about the shouts outside, he said, "Go, go and see what those guys on the mountain are shouting." With his hands behind his back, he walked out.

...

Under the protection of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, Liu Bei swaggered and drove the electric wheelchair to the foot of the mountain.

Suddenly, this electric wheelchair is too good. You can see from the eyes of the soldiers around you that no BMW horse can be compared with it.

Install forcing artifacts.

Thinking back to Yuan Tan's mirror, Yuan Tan's toothpaste.

All are the best in the world.

This should be the power of technology.

We must seize Yuan Tan and master this kind of power, and then we will be able to master the world.

"The big young man will always drop the gods!"

When Liu Bei was thinking about it, he heard the crowd shouting from the mountain.

Guan Yu heard the words that blue veins appeared on his forehead, touched the five long beards, turned his head forty-five degrees, looked up, and said with contempt: "Yuan Tan is used to pretending to be idiots, ignorant people.

In fact, Emperor Han Gaozu also said that he was the son of some dragon hero.

And the emperors of the past dynasties all said that they were the sons of the emperor, they were the sons of the sky.

Those in power in ancient times were just like this, and the people also believed it.

But in the eyes of Liu Bei and others, Yuan Tan is much shameless than previous dynasties. The most in the past, he was said to be the son of Tian.

shameless.

Liu Bei obviously sneered, and shouted again, but he didn't want to eat or drink. If you can eat enough by eating faith, the Yellow Turban would have already swept the world. At the beginning, the millions of people who opened their horns, in fact, died of no food in the end.

Fazheng was observing his words and colors, and found that the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang were a little impatient. After thinking about it, too, after more than ten years of exile, I finally caught the opportunity.

Said: "Master, it is safer to launch an attack tomorrow." The words inevitably carry a hint of arrogance.

Besieging Yuan Tan in a desperate situation, this record alone is enough to be at the top of the conspiracy, but also to be among the best.

Liu Bei nodded, "Tomorrow is the third day. I have not eat or drink for three days..."

I feel that tomorrow is about to take a crucial step on the road to hegemony in the world.

Suddenly, Liu Bei: (‵▽′), with a flash of inspiration, he thought of a good way to attack the mountain, and prepared to surprise Yuan Tan.

...

Shuri early in the morning.

Leader Dai Ping and his brother are on guard.

"Who!" Keen found the anomaly.

"Don't mess around, it's your own person, I'm a spy sent by General Ma Chao." A man emerged from the cracks in the yellow rock.

"It's really his own." Dai Ping checked the waistband, which had the anti-counterfeiting mark appointed by Yuan Tan, which could not be faked.

"The enemy is heavily guarded, I finally got up the mountain." The spy was a little proud.

Dai Ping became excited, "Is it because General Ma Chao's reinforcements are coming."

"Yes, I also brought you a bag of noodles and a water bag." The spy took it out after speaking.

Dai Ping looked at the dark flour in the bag, "This kind of flour, who can eat it thinly."

The spy was taken aback, and was shocked later, "Brother, who gives you the confidence to say that?"

At this time, the food deliverer came.

Dai Ping brought a bowl of rice, "Brother, have you seen it?"

The spies were completely shocked, "Here, where did you find the rice to eat? It's so good. It's so fragrant. You've never seen it so good."

Obviously, the spies also understood the situation here, so they were so gaffe.

Dai Ping got up religiously, clasped his fists and prayed: "Thank the eldest son for giving me food, the eldest son is always the **** of dripping.

(⊙v⊙) Hmm. The spy immediately understood, and said excitedly: "The big young man is always a god!"

Gradually, this is the strongest slogan within the Shence Army, and this is the first sentence of the opening.

The cult of personality has reached an unprecedented peak. It also paved the way for Yuan Tan's next rule and reforms.

From this point of view, Yuan Tan's pretending to be supernatural all day is not entirely for pretending to criticize, but also a kind of imperial conviction and method.

For a while.

Yuan Tan was at the top of the mountain, sitting cross-legged on the big rock, and met the spies.

The spy enthusiastically bowed down and exclaimed: "Lord, one hundred thousand reinforcements will arrive tomorrow~www.wuxiaspot.com~Well." Yuan Tan was very satisfied with being able to arrive so soon. I heard that the spies also brought water and noodles. Although it was a drop in the bucket, it could be seen that the generals were paying attention.

It is more satisfied and has not let down his cultivation.

In this regard, the divine strategy army has water to drink and food to eat. A hundred thousand reinforcements were coming, and Liu Bei only thought it would be able to consume them to death.

The soldiers of the three armed forces must be like a rainbow.

The spies had just been sent away, and Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong rushed forward happily.

"Lord, the enemy is mobilizing troops and horses. It should be about to attack the mountain." Zhuge Liang walked over and fanned Yuan Tan.

I was afraid of the enemy attacking the mountain before, but now I am expecting the enemy to attack the mountain.

Before Liu Bei Zhentian sat in his wheelchair, mentally tortured, from today on, he will never let this person pretend to be forced.

After Zhuge Liang had water and food, various strategies came to his mind. Now is the most critical step.