Take the Department Store Back To the Three Kingdoms

Sun Quan made a rare good poem, cited as the best in his life.

Everyone thought that Yuan Tan would be stumped.

"It's easy to say." Yuan Tannian said: "Heroes are overwhelmed by the world, and the heroes are all over the world."

"What's next?" Seeing him pause, someone asked immediately.

Yuan Tan waved his hand vigorously, "Giving a child is like Sun Zhongmou, giving away a thousand miles to a head."

Everyone: ヾ(?｀Д′?)

"Good! Good poem! Good poem!" Xu Chu Dianwei shouted in the silence of everyone.

I'm giving away heads again? Sun Quan: Rely on ⊙⊙⊙Rely, can you not always expose the scars, but also expose one place, you must know that it is not easy to grow.

The emperor of the Kingdom of Wu burst his lungs with anger.

"Second Young Master, hit him, hit him hard!" Some people who drink too much have already yelled wildly.

Sun Quan held his forehead to think hard, and suddenly pointed to the people: "The hero Luying is now, and the heroes are standing in the sky. The scriptures are hidden in the abdomen, and the heart is surrounded by hidden soldiers."

"Good poem! Good poem! Absolutely!" The Jiangdong talents howled, really expressing their ambitions.

Yuan Tan also had to admire Sun Quan. He was indeed one of the emperors of the Three Kingdoms, but he did not rush:

There are few outstanding people in the world, only Jiangdong has many talents.

Win or not, or lose, not worry, blue-eyed and purple-bearded wins Wanjun.

╭⊙ō⊙╮, everyone was really shocked this time, right too quickly. Didn't you even think about it?

Sun Quan jumped up directly.

"Second son, don't panic, continue to frustrate." Lu Xun said.

Sun Quan trembled all over, and he had already used up all his thoughts before, which was really...cannot be stunned.

It can be said that there is no complete body, no vomiting blood, but also relying on youth, "Bo Yan, you can also make a song."

Lu Xun was clever and said with a serious face: "I'm so talented and sparse, I can't compare with the two sons at all.

Sun Quan: (〃>Sa<), looking at everyone, none of them are willing to come out and carry the scapegoat together.

He directly picked up a wine jar, thinking that we can't beat you, but we are too crowded to drink you to death. "Lord, if there is a chaos today, the literary talent is just the talent of a useless scholar. You were a hero at that time, would you dare to drink this altar?"

Yuan Tan drank baijiu thoroughly, and then drank the Han Dynasty liquor like beer, it was not difficult, and also ate the sea king Jinzun.

"Cut the wine down, I will come as soon as I go."

"Does the eldest son want to pee?" Sun Quan said coldly.

"Urine is bound to pee. Anyone here who has not gone to pee before will avoid escape."

Sun Quan: ==#.

So Yuan Tan got up, went into the gym, and went to the toilet. I also want to pee on the Qianzhang cliff, but it is really inconvenient for such a large group of people to watch.

on the other hand.

It's in the three-star cave behind the gymnasium.

"What are you looking at?" Zhang Xingcai flew up and grabbed a Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest was frightened, "I didn't peek, I'm here to send clothes and jewelry."

"What's the situation outside?" Zhang Xingcai directly lifted this hundred catties above her head.

The Taoist priest panicked, "The second son outside is talking to Yuan Tan for poems, forgive me..."

Zhang Xingcai directly threw it out.

Peng~, the Taoist priest landed, turbulence within five. These two women are really the only big beauties in their lives, but they have strange tempers, and I don't know who can take them. Enduring the severe pain, got up and ran.

Silly Bai Tian Guan Yinping and natural cute Zhang Xingcai were arranged here, wearing a coquettish tulle and silk dress with a hairstyle in the moongong Chang'e bun.

Dressed well, that woman doesn't like it, but they still don't seem to be used to it.

Guan Yinping couldn't sit still, "Sister, there are so many Jiangdong talents outside who are still chatting with Yuan Tan, let's go and see."

Zhang Xingcai is a cute Lolita, so she can't stop doing good things.

It hits it off.

"Then let's change clothes quickly."

Ever since, the skirt and the clothes flew around in the cave,

After a short while, two handsome scholars came out from inside.

...

Yuan Tan entered the gym and went to the toilet under the protection of Dianwei and Xu Chu.

"The Immeasurable Tianzun." Taoist priests passing by saluted one after another.

"Where is your toilet?"

Following the guidance of the Taoist priest, Yuan Tan looked around, suddenly feeling that this Tianzun Pavilion is indeed one of the best in Jiangdong.

The toilets are different from ordinary places.

I saw two circular thatched buildings with yin, yang and Tai Chi, all of different colors. The thatched huts that want bright colors should be yang, which is the men’s toilet, otherwise, it is yin and the women’s toilet.

Yuan Tan was anxious, quickened his pace, and walked a dozen more steps.

Suddenly, two elder brothers rushed out from the side not far away, and the short one ran a tall one. Seeing the speed of action, he was more anxious than Yuan Tan.

"Hey, these two men are so handsome?" Sai Zhongkui's dark eyes were full of disgust, and he hated handsome men most.

"I can't hold it anymore, hurry up and go!" The voice of the short boy brother was quite cute.

Yuan Tan laughed secretly when he heard it later, it must be a certain talent who is in a hurry and didn't care.

but.

He saw that two people went straight to the toilet, but stopped when they got closer.

The tall man Jun also said: "This is the men's toilet, this is the women's toilet, shall we go to that?"

Yuan Tan heard this, he was a little confused at the time, does this also need to be asked?

Involuntarily looked at Dian Wei and Xu Chu, the latter looked more confused than Yuan Tan.

Dianwei said in surprise: "These two elder brothers look very handsome, with demeanor and temperament. I didn't expect them to be two fools. It's a pity."

After all, this question still needs to be asked?

Everyone knows which toilet to enter.

Just when Yuan Tan and the others were shocked, the short one still answered the conversation seriously, "Nonsense, of course we are going to the women's bathroom."

Dianwei: (;°○°)

Xu Chu: [⊙_⊙]

The two looked at each other and were already a little dumbfounded.

Yuan Tan: ╰_╯

At this time, the tall beautiful son nodded his head and said: "You are right, or the women's toilet is more suitable for us, how can we use the men's toilet?"

Dianwei and Xu Chu looked at each other again. Which toilet can you use without a men's toilet? (×_×), they have to withdraw too if they are too nervous.

Excuse me, two princes, is this what you are talking about?

Since it's not human, how can it be said so awe-inspiring ~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ as if it was born like this.

It must be a joke.

It should be like this.

For Yuan Tan, this joke is not funny at all, indicating that the two brothers are not good at character.

Too lazy to take care of it.

Unexpectedly, he walked to the women's bathroom and held hands.

Damn it! Yuan Tan was extremely shocked. It turned out that it was not a joke. It turned out to be a shameless person!

Who is Yuan Tan? As a gentleman, how can you allow someone to do these shameless things under your nose?

This can't be bothered to take care of it, it must be taken care of.

Immediately, justice filled his chest.

Catch up and yelled, "Hey, two little rascals, stop for me!"