Take the Department Store Back To the Three Kingdoms

The main hall of the Kushuang Palace.

Kanishika II sat on a high throne, and the nearest courtier was fifty paces away from him.

As the king of kings, he has destroyed countless countries, but there are also many enemies, and those who can be by his side are all trusted guards.

At this moment, Jia Nai Sejia II is in a very bad mood.

"Your Majesty, the Roman envoy has arrived." Foreign Minister Yasloff arrived.

Kagani Sega II was going to entertain the Roman envoys today, but last night, the concubine Dongral suddenly fell ill like a mountain, and the doctors in the whole city could not treat the disease well, so she lost her mood.

However, the Roman envoy was to entertain. After all, if he wanted to attack Middle Earth, he also needed the Roman Empire to contain the Parthian Empire. If not, they will be attacked on both sides.

In the past, the four major empires, the Han Empire, was immune to itself in the East, and the other Roman Empire and the Kushan Empire beat the Parthian Empire in the middle.

The Parthian Empire is basically the Persian Empire, and it has been a feud with the West for more than a thousand years. Kushuang is also fighting against it now.

a while.

Kagasega II barely cheered up to entertain the Roman envoy Fabius and his entourage.

Fabius saluted: "Respected King of Kings, congratulations on your rule over the Western Regions."

Jia Nishega II was very happy, "Your Excellency Fabius, you must be familiar with someone who will come back later."

"Oh?" Fabius got excited.

At this time, there was the sound of chains outside, and when he looked back, he saw an acquaintance coming in.

Cao Cao came, with handcuffs and shackles, and a wooden stick across his mouth to isolate his upper and lower teeth.

Cao Cao came in with a gloomy face, and sat on the ground directly, like a beggar, he didn't have the spirit of a king at all.

But it makes sense for him to do so, and he was proud to be in this exotic hall, but that would only make the Kushuang people even more proud.

How could Cao Cao perform for the Kushuang people?

But the people of Kushuang don't need him to perform, as long as he stops wherever he goes, without moving at all, the glory of Kushuang will come.

Insulting Cao Cao, keeping him in a cage, and being a monkey to be watched by others, shows the tyranny of Kushuang.

Seeing Fabius excited, King Jia Nishega II said with disdain: "What are you losing to Liu Bei? This person is better than Liu Bei. It can only show that you Rome, do not have the spirit of the king of my kings."

Fabius was depressed, but it was an indisputable fact that Liu Bei escaped from Rome and occupied Egypt.

But he was very excited at the moment, ran over and said, "King of the Western Regions, do you still remember me?"

Cao Cao rolled his eyes and didn't recognize it.

Fabius was lost, and said excitedly: "It's me, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei bought from you."

After he finished speaking, he became depressed. Even after he bought these three back, he turned Rome upside down, and Egypt, which had ruled for three hundred years, became independent again.

Cao Cao didn't say a word, he wanted to die for a long time, but his teeth were controlled, and he couldn't do it by biting his tongue.

They went on a hunger strike and were forcibly given ginseng soup or something.

So depressing, unlovable.

Yuan Tan, are you still here to save me?

Cao Cao always believed that Yuan Tan would come, especially after hearing that Yuan Tan had become the emperor.

When the second King Jia Nai Sega ran out of Cao Cao, he said, "Take him out and show him to the people."

This is using Cao Cao to coerce.

in the city.

"Selling spicy strips, newly-baked spicy strips, authentic pure imported Chinese spicy strips."

Guan Yu shouted, don't look at the monarch level now, but he has not finished the book, he is still very skilled.

Zhang Fei stole another one.

The veins on Guan Yu's forehead came straight, "Don't eat it, you will eat it all."

Zhang Fei was embarrassed, "Second brother, this is the last one. Spicy sticks are so delicious, how come no one buys them?"

"Selling spicy noodles!"

"Selling spicy noodles!"

Suddenly, shouts came one after another, and it turned out that they came to a street where there were spicy sticks selling everywhere.

Gu Tuan

“Authentic spicy noodles.”

"Authentic produced by Emperor Shengwu of the Middle Earth."

"If it's a fake replacement."

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were dumbfounded. Do so many people sell spicy noodles? Finally, they know why no one buys spicy noodles.

All fake.

Not tasty at all.

But there are still many civilians to buy.

Suddenly, the hawkers in Kuishan fled with their carts.

Yuan Tan frowned. He is now pretending to be worth more than 20,000 yuan and has a lot of money. He disguised himself as a businessman selling spicy sticks and entered the city. When he saw this situation, he grabbed someone and said, "Brother, what's the situation?"

"The tax collector is here." The man broke free from Yuan Tan and pushed the cart away.

Yuan Tan was speechless, feeling that no matter where he was, it was not easy for a small person to make a living.

"Yuan Tan, let's run." Zhang Fei shouted.

But it was too late, because of the slow response, surrounded by tax collectors.

A group of more than a dozen Kushuang people arrived, dressed in official uniforms, fierce and ferocious, worthy of being tax collectors, and the word "big tax" was written in the Kushuang language.

The leading tax officer looked at Yuan Tan angrily, but he was not happy at all. When you see this tax officer not running, who gave you the confidence?

"Who are you." The tax officer said fiercely.

Yuan Tan calmly said, "I am Alibaba."

"Who are the two of them, you say first." The tax officer pointed to Guan Yu.

Guan Yu touched the white beard. Now he has a **** face, and he can't tell that it is Guan Yu at all. He touched the donkey and said lightly: "I am Avanti."

"Who are you?" The tax officer pointed at Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei is now a red beard, and Yuan Tan has transformed the leopard's head and eyes into sharp, narrow eyes, staring at him and said, "I'm Aladdin."

"Alibaba, Avanti, Aladdin, right?" the tax officer recorded.

Yuan Tan said impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, how much tax is required, hurry up and report the number."

"Ding, the host is successful in pretending to force, and the force value is increased by 100."

Everyone was shocked.

What the hell!

So bullshit?

Is it great to be rich?

The tax officer closed the ledger and said disdainfully, "This officer will not collect tax now, so we will crack down on counterfeiting."

His subordinates immediately turned into smiling faces, and looked at Yuan Tan with a joking smile hiding a knife.

Don't you guys sell spicy noodles, and spicy noodles from China.

At this time in the Middle Earth, there are still spicy strips in Guishuang. It's a hell, UU reading www.uukanshu.com are all fakes, right?

Since you are so arrogant and rich, you will go to jail for selling fakes.

The tax officer suddenly felt that he was really a witty group. After thinking about such a good reason, he said ruthlessly, "Take them all."

Yuan Tan said angrily, "Why do you arrest someone?"

The tax officer justified, "You sell fakes."

"How do you know it's fake?" Zhang Fei shouted.

"Why do you need to ask?" the tax officer said dismissively.

Guan Yu said with contempt, "You can try it first and then talk about it."

"Is this worth a taste?" The tax officer walked over with the ledger and said coldly, "There is a saying in Middle Earth that you won't cry without seeing the coffin. Well, I'll try it."

After he finished speaking, he picked up one and put it in his mouth.

The onlookers shook their heads one after another. This hawker was completely planted today, with sympathy and regret.