Take the Department Store Back To the Three Kingdoms

Yuan Shang and Sima Yi were retreating to the palace.

They still have a backer in the palace, and they should have retreated calmly, but who can calm down, can't wait to give birth to eight legs and flee in a hurry.

Of course Yuan Tan was about to occupy the palace, he waved his bazooka, "Chase!"

The morale of the Shence Army generals was high, and he looked at Yuan Tan like a god, and the bazooka in his hand.

Yuan Tan also conformed to the emotions of the soldiers and raised the bazooka high.

The adoring gaze of all.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be absurd. The value of pretending is increased by 60 points."

Zhao Yun and the others looked at the knives and guns in their hands and the bazooka in Yuan Tan's hands. The difference was so big, why were they so excited?

"Wolf of God, where are the fangs?"

"My **** Ceerlang, defending the country with iron and blood, follow the eldest son in life and death!"

The whole army burst out with earth-shattering howls, and even the common people also howled.

So excited.

their king from heaven.

Yuan Tan was also very excited, this day, this earth and this universe, no one can stop me from pretending to be forceful!

Cool and crazy, is there anything?

Just ask who else?

However, Yuan Tan didn't want to slaughter Zhongtu Erlang. These black technology weapons should still be used on the crooked nuts to pretend to be in front of the crooked nuts.

Lu Bu jumped on his horse and raised his halberd, "Son-in-law, this time, I will fight for you again, but this time, you are my son-in-law. Son-in-law, the old man is optimistic about you, and you also look at the old man and me."

The God of War is extremely awe-inspiring, this is the last killer of his son-in-law, it is hidden enough.

"Husband is so handsome." Lu Lingqi, Ma Yunlu, and the others were full of stars, and they were too discerning. Back then, they found the difference between Yuan Tan in the trash at a glance.

"Too good!"

"Long live King Qin!"

"It's time to change the dynasty, no no no, bah, it's time for the king to take the throne, rush!"

Yuan Tan looked at the already crazy followers, all looked at himself with the eyes of gods, and was ashamed.

Isn't it too arrogant?

Let's be a little bit more arrogant then.

Yuan Shang, Sima Yi, and the others ran away, leaving only a corpse on the ground.

Yuan Xi was alone there, and immediately turned over and dismounted, trotted all the way over, bowed his head and said, "Big brother!"

Yuan Tan pouted, "Second brother, eldest brother can't help you this time."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for calmly pretending to be a force, and the force value is increased by 10 points."

Yuan Xi: "???"

cry.

Brother, this is my word. Don't rush to say whether it's good or not, as soon as you say it, I won't have to say it.

Immediately, the guards took action, dragged Yuan Xi off the horse, and tied him up.

Yuan Xi cried: "Big brother, be merciful. Second brother, I have been caught between you all my life, and it will not be easy. I am harmless, and I can keep my reputation. Do you want to be a tyrant?"

Yuan Tan laughed, "Second brother, you are right. Big brother doesn't embarrass you. Go to the prison for a few days. When big brother is enthroned, I will pardon you and show all brotherhood."

Yuan Xi was overjoyed, "Thank you eldest brother, the younger brother has long known that eldest brother is wise and martial, invincible in the world."

Looking at the contemptuous eyes of the people around him, he was dismissive.

What's wrong with pretending?

A lifetime of prosperity and wealth, and the descendants are also rich, and there is no such a happy ending.

Yuan Xi said excitedly: "Little brother is going to jail now. What are you soldiers doing, didn't you hear what my elder brother said, quickly arrest me."

The soldiers looked at each other and scratched their hair violently. It was too shameless to take the initiative to go to jail.

Zhuge Liang and the others gathered around one after another, bowing their heads, but silently expressing their excitement.

Yuan Tan waved his big rocket launcher and said proudly: "The final moment is here, close the four cities, and you will follow me to the palace."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for pretending to be arrogant, the pretending value is increased by 20."

"Here!"

…

The entire capital was shocked.

in the palace.

In the splendid palace, Yuan Shao was sitting on the three-zhang-high dragon platform, and the emperor was in full guard of honor.

The founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Chongzhen, is waiting for the good news of victory ahead.

At this moment, Yuan Shao looked at the gold wine bar in front of him. It was filled with fine wine, and he was waiting for the news.

When the sound of footsteps rang out.

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Father! Father!"

Yuan Shang screamed and ran.

When Yuan Shang's figure appeared, in Yuan Shao's eyes, it was like a beautiful butterfly, no, it was a Jiaolong who had returned from victory, soaring in the air.

Incomparably mighty.

It is indeed the true dragon of the next generation of the Yuan family.

At this moment, Yuan Shang was covered in blood, and he was black again.

But in Yuan Shao's heart, this is the heroic appearance of the victor after a hundred battles and smashing through thorns. Every drop of blood on his body was a feat of war, and the blood of the enemy stained him red.

When Yuan Shang came to the palace, whoever dared to stop him would just come and report in person, so Yuan Shao didn't know the news of the defeat.

At the same time, the hall was full of exclamations, screams, and people.

But in Yuan Shao's ears, it was the most beautiful movement. Those people were all shocked by my victory, right?

The era when the eldest son covered the sky with one hand has passed. This day, this earth, and this person are all witnessing that he has become supreme.

"Son, don't say more, drink this cup first."

Yuan Shao picked up his own wine, brought another glass to Yuan Shang, and said proudly, "After drinking, let's talk again."

Yuan Shao saw tears in his son's eyes. He thought that he was still too young. The more critical this moment is, the more calm we have to be. In this way, the writing in the history books will be more brilliant.

At that time, even Emperor Qin and Han Wu were nothing but a **** in front of us.

Yuan Shang coughed for a while. He was hit by a fire bomb, and he was very thirsty. Let's drink it first.

After drinking it all, the wine glass fell to the ground, knelt on the ground, hugged Yuan Shao's thigh, and burst into tears, "Father."

Yuan Shao also got excited and patted Yuan Shang's head, "Son, you are so excited, you have to calm down, there are many important things waiting for you in the future."

Yuan Shao was very calm, although he wanted to jump up and go around in circles, he couldn't control it anymore, "I won." After saying these three words, he thought, when he heard the news, he would go back and spread flowers on the bed. roll.

Yuan Shao was also a human being, and he couldn't be more excited than this. He had to vent, and the tools to vent were all ready.

Keep calm in front of people.

"Losing..." These words made Yuan Shang lose all his strength, and leaned on Yuan Shao's leg in a slump.

When Yuan Shao heard this, he was so excited that he was just like an ordinary person who had won a 100 million lottery. Lost?"

"Hmm..." Yuan Shang had already thrown his body on the ground, only his **** was barely pouted, and he had no strength, and the mosquito hummed.

Yuan Shao was stunned for a moment, and instantly became furious. His roar echoed in the hall, "Impossible, son, now is not the time to be joking. Your father and I have a bad heart..."

Yuan Shao is angry, what are you joking about? Are you pretending to be realistic? What should I do if my father has a heart attack?

At this time, I saw Sima Yi and other defeated soldiers returning,

"This..." Yuan Shao's face suddenly became extremely pale, with angina pain, covered his heart, and pointed at the crowd with trembling.

Looking at the ashamed and panicked people, it is self-evident.

What the hell!

lose... lose?

Yuan Shao's eyes widened at first, and then his eyes became dark, fluffy, and he straightened up.