Sword Pawn Crossing River

The young people cheered up, knowing that this must be the exam question discussed by a few younger sisters. Through the mouth of the maid, she said that writing is one thing, and the attitude to life is another, and it is equally important. Which girl is reluctant to find a husband who has a bad temper, serious male chauvinism, and even a tendency to domestic violence?

The previous fighting poems and comparisons have tried their best, and no one is willing to let go of this last knot, so they all sit in a hurry to watch and listen.

Only two people are indifferent, the bastard among the two scholars,

Third Young Gentleman Li is rich in the family, why can't a woman get it? In terms of stunning beauty, the folk alleys are not necessarily worse than those of the high-ranking ones, and there is no need to be pickled here!

He came here, and he was also entrusted by his family. In fact, he didn't care about it in his heart. How miserable is he to marry such a woman in the rest of his life?

Lou Xiaoyi instinctively rejects all forms of whitening and sweetness. They are all pits, and you can’t get out when you jump in!

If you have been a loser for a long time, you will never forget the kind of unworried freedom, even if sometimes this kind of freedom can appear to be very lonely.

The maid talked about it, "Here is a question, please Young Master answer it with your heart!

Said: If three people walk by the river, both the mother and the wife Falling into the water,

Ask, which one will you save first?"

Lou Xiaoyi, who was listening to the side, almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood. I don’t know how much he has been stumped by this problem in his previous life. Heroes, how can there be a real correct answer?

Is the naughty little girl in front of me also dressed, can you ask such a brain-burning question?

"Save my mother!" Wushuang without the slightest hesitation, he knew very well that this kind of standard answer must be the first to answer in order to show his cultivation of all virtues filial piety is the most important.

"One hand, one!" This is greedy, neither wanting to bear the name of unfilial piety, nor wanting to hate the beautiful woman in front of him.

"Take off the trousers, tear them in half, inflate them, tighten them, and you will get two airbags. So, mother and wife are safe!"

The tool flow, he didn't want to think about it. He did it in case of trouble. He didn't wait for his airbag to finish, fearing that the two in the water would already breathe one's last.

"Save my wife! My mother is good at traveling!" This is a trick. Who knows if his mother can float on the water?

"No one will save, take off your clothes and keep warm! My mother not only knows how to water, but she can also fight fish and turtles in the water with her bare hands! Therefore, I am afraid that before I get into the water, my mother has asked his wife to come ashore, and her life will be a matter of life. Small, big trouble, at this time, I should wrap it up in my whole body!"

This is a clever ghost. Obviously inspired by the answer of the previous scholar, he puts the emphasis on women’s most important In the famous festival, it can be regarded as a different path.

The last scholar said slowly, "After getting married, I will train my mother and wife to float, so this problem does not exist!"

...What a special talent! Lou Xiaoyi next to him was amazed by the answers. These answers are all standard. I have to admire the resilience of this world scholar, which is countless times more brilliant than his original world answer!

The remaining two bastards did not answer. Seeing the maid’s gaze swept over, Third Young Gentleman Li was a straightforward man. When he felt anxious, he revealed the truth.

" , I, I call someone..."

"Call someone?" Faced with such an irresponsible answer, the maid made sure.

Third Young Gentleman Li hurriedly explained, "I don’t know how to water! What's the use of jumping down? At that time, it changed from one drowning and two lives to one drowning and three lives. Everyone left, even There is no corpse!"

This is an extremely true answer, but unfortunately, no score!

Lou Xiaoyi laughed in his heart. This Li Family Third Young Gentleman looks at vulgar and is a wonderful person. Even if it is bad, I am afraid it is not bad enough in the bones. Not much difference.

Then, he found that all his eyes were on him, and he realized that oneself was also a member of the suitors, and he was also going to answer this embarrassing question.

"Must answer?" He really didn't want to answer such meaningless questions.

The maid said seriously: "Yes, since Young Master is sitting here, he has acquiesced to your purpose, so others have already answered, why do you need to be different?

In addition, as far as I know, the old man in your house is pampered all year round. Impossible will float?

A word of caution, little sister will not!"

This maid is hateful, he directly blocked his back. Everyone can take tricks, why can't he be the only one?

But he is not a character who is oppressed by others and never responds,

"So, I'll ask you! Three people, why not take slaves? Why do you have to go to the water? Side? Don’t you hear the fire and water ruthlessly, without blessing and blame yourself?

If a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, should he take his wife and mother into the depths of drowning?"

The maid argued strongly, "There are always accidents, there are always accidents..."

Lou Xiaoyi is reluctant, "No matter how accidental, as a son of a man, a husband, you should also be wary of it in advance? I didn't consider the wife. I don’t know how to water? I never thought about avoiding deep water as much as possible? I never thought that even as a last resort, oneself should walk outside the waterfront?"

The maid still insists, "I It’s just a hypothesis, an imagination, a possible situation..."

Lou Xiaoyi ruthless, "Assumption? Imagination? That shouldn’t be the case! It’s not easy for your parents to raise you so hard, with hard work, You piss and piss, why don’t you want them to order? How can you imagine them falling into the water if you live a hundred years old and have no boundaries? Is this what the son of man should think? This is Should Junior look forward to the elders?"

The maid was defeated. She really didn't know how to deal with the soul torture of Lou Residence Young Master! Not only she, but also the three instigators behind the scenes, also dumbfounded, not knowing how to answer.

Lou Xiaoyi Shi Shiran's tea tasting is nothing but stirring and chanting. This is what he is good at.

"Cough..."

After the flower case, the female voice coughed slightly, and the maid realized that she could be singled out to host this kind of scene. She was eloquent and quick-witted. , Knowing that when you encounter this kind of jerk, the best way is not to entangle him, otherwise, the more you entangle, the more troublesome, and it is unreasonable. Anyway, looking at this style, this Lou Residence Young Master is also destined to draw water with a bamboo basket. Why be persistent?

"Okay, the first question is over. Everyone's answers are very creative. I think that each flower will be in the eyes of everyone, and there is no need for the maid to make comments here.

Then, the second question is that the wife is always right. How do you understand this sentence?"

"Saint comes first, country comes second, family again, for individuals, there is no Who can always be right, whether it's a wife or a husband!"

Wushuang is still a kind of worry and worry under Innate. At least, morally, his answer is perfect and without blemish.

"At home, the wife is right, outside, the law is the criterion!"

"Wife is always right, where do you put the mother-in-law? Let me see, two It's all right!"

...It's Third Young Gentleman Li's turn to tell the truth, "If you have a son, you will be more right; if you have a daughter, you will be less right..."

Seeing that everyone's eyes looked towards oneself, Lou Xiaoyi is useless this time,

"Well, my wife is always right, and this is always right!

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But there is a problem, a wife may not always be a wife!"