Super Dimensional Fantasy Shop

"Is he very European?" Limulu asked.

"Probably, anyway, he once said 'all the treasures in this world belong to me'." Ling Yun thought for a while.

"It's crazy! I have a little understanding of Gilgamesh, but hasn't he been dead for a long time? How do you get all the treasures in the world?"

"This is Gilgamesh from another world. He has a prop called the King's Treasure, which contains the original form of all the treasures in the world. In addition, he has the ability of bugs like the Golden Rule, and he has the fate of being rich and lucky all his life. , I will not be troubled by money all my life, and live the life of a rich man." Ling Yun was very depressed while explaining to Li Mulu.

If he had something like the Golden Rule in his previous life, would he still be afraid of not being able to find a girlfriend? Still afraid of not being able to afford a hand-made one? Still need work?

If you dare to say no to me, I'll throw the money in your face.

Let you see what is the real Bu Shang Wu in minutes.

"If this kind of person dares to appear in front of me, I will send him to the myth with a water blade!"

After hearing this, Limulu's expression also turned serious.

When I was still Satoru Mikami, I was often oppressed by the leaders and lived a hard life.

This is a hurdle that every office worker has to go through.

"That's not right, if I meet him, I will directly cover his head with a sack and beat him violently with a stick, all rich people deserve to die!" Ling Yun said angrily.

"Ding! Longguo Opening Bank reminds you that the account will be 100,000 yuan!"

At this moment, the screen of Ling Yun's mobile phone lit up, and the pleasant notification sound echoed in the shop.

Ling Yun: "..."

Rimuru: "..."

The air became strangely quiet for a while, and Li Mulu's eyes on Ling Yun became dangerous.

"This... I can explain it." Ling Yun wiped the sweat from his forehead.

There are too many things going on recently, and I suddenly forgot the time. It just so happens that today is the number one.

Garbage system, you sincerely hurt me!

System: It's none of my business, this is a message sent by the bank itself. I just set that 100,000 yuan will be credited to the account on the first day, but I don't know when exactly.

"No need to explain, I don't deserve it!"

Rimuru lowered his head sadly.

Why is it so difficult for him? A friend who was still talking about his common aspirations one second, became the object of his 'hate' the next second!

Life is not easy, and Slime cried.

Ling Yun: "..."

"Okay, okay, let's worship first." Ling Yun patted Slime on the head, took out three cigarettes and handed them to it, pointing to the portrait of Gilgamesh and said.

"cigarette?"

Slime was stunned, shouldn't he take incense at this time?

"It's okay, just worship like this, I believe the old man's spirit in heaven will be very moved."

"But didn't you say that this Gilgamesh is not dead yet?"

"When did I say that he's not dead, I'm just talking about Gilgamesh from another world, right? Heroic Spirit knows? He's similar to this now."

Rimuru nodded dumbly.

"Hurry up, I'll light the cigarette for you. If you think he's not good enough, I can also provide the merciful and merciful 'Gatling Bodhisattva' here."

With that said, Ling Yun came out with a golden Buddha statue.

Buddha statues are very realistic...

But you're good enough to explain to me what that thing with the belt and the Gatling is!

Is there such a Bodhisattva?

"Really...it's Bodhisattva Gatling." Limulu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

He has been to Buddhist temples before, but this is the first time he has seen such a wonderful Buddha statue.

"Are you sure you didn't do it yourself?" Limulu asked weakly.

"Don't worry, my shop prefers to accumulate a lot of money."

Rimuru: "..."

You missed my question perfectly.

After Limulu took three cigarettes and worshiped the picture of Gilgamesh and the Buddha statue of Gatling Bodhisattva.

"come on."

"oh!"

With a cry of cheer, a water blade was thrown from Limulu's body the next moment.

Click!

The jars have been cut with a water knife to give a smooth cut.

A purple light wafted from the cut jar.

"Purple...purple?" Limuru looked at the purple ball of light floating out in shock.

Before he could react, he was prepared for the highest blue item in his heart.

Unexpectedly, God gave him such a big surprise!

"Hahaha, thank you Ling Yun, you are right, this store just likes to accumulate a lot of money! I will never give up until the last moment after opening the jar!" Limulu happily reached out and shook hands with the sluggish Ling Yun.

Well, still sticky.

Snapped!

Ling Yun slapped himself on the face.

Just ask if it hurts?

Ling Yun was completely dumbfounded.

Did he open his mouth? It seems that every time I say that the store likes to accumulate energy, others can always sell good things.

Forget it, don't comfort others in the future, isn't it good to be a cold and handsome man?

At this time, the purple light ball was also crushed by the excited Limuru.

A Buddha statue fell down and landed right next to Namo Gatling Bodhisattva.

Ling Yun: "..."

Rimuru: "..."

Two identical Buddha statues?

[Gatling Bodhisattva]: Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six clean depleted uranium bombs. 3,600 revolutions per breath, save the world with great mercy! Activate the slogan "My Buddha is merciful!"

"Ling Yun, this..."

Limulu stared stiffly at the golden Buddha statue in front of him, which was about the same size as it was holding Gatling and holding a cigarette in its mouth.

"I go!"

At this moment, not only Limulu was dumbfounded, but Ling Yun was also dumbfounded.

What the hell?

Did you really get Gatling Bodhisattva?

At this moment, Ling Yun could still think of a scene where Gatling Bodhisattva with a hot weapon shines in another world.

Facing the attack of countless soldiers of the empire.

Limulu stood on the top of the mountain, threw the Buddha statue in his hand, and shouted: "My Buddha is merciful!"

The Buddha's light (radiation) illuminated the earth, and a golden and stalwart figure appeared in front of everyone, with a cigar in his mouth, a bullet belt on his body, and a ferocious gun pointed at the ignorant people.

Shouted: "Amitabha, benefactor, let me take you to see Dizang! Hahaha!"

The next moment, with wild laughter, Gatling spun the fiery red gun barrel.

With the chug

The soldiers went to the Paradise one by one, where the Buddha carrying the bazooka was waiting for them with a smile...

At that moment, the soldiers howled, the mountains and rivers shattered, and the earth turned into a sieve...

I wipe! The picture is too beautiful to imagine!

Ling Yun shook his head quickly, waking himself up from his fantasy.

He patted his chest with lingering fear.

Ling Yun is really curious how such a thing that destroys the three views is developed?

"Ling Yun, what's the matter with you?" Li Mulu looked at Ling Yun with a strange expression, and asked worriedly.

"It's nothing, put this thing away, it will definitely help you a lot during the national war, and you don't have to worry about undead magic anymore. Because...all of them were transformed by the Buddha." Ling Yun said solemnly.

Rimuru: "..."

I don't need you to tell me.

Wine and meat pierced the intestines, the Buddha resisted the cannon!