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Yang Cheng's joke quickly became a buzzword for fans, and even some people specially made all kinds of ridicule.

Charlize, the fans of Theron specially made a funny atlas, pointing out that according to the age growth of normal women and the maintenance of body shape, and the recovery status after giving birth, it is finally concluded that if Charlize, Theron really As Yang Cheng said, if you have 11 children, you must be at least 45 years old.

In this step-by-step atlas of fans, Charlize was PS separately. Theron ’s body change after each child was born. When she finally gave birth to the eleventh, she would completely become the fattest body in the world. Woman.

"Please, Caesar, spare our perfect goddess!" Fans begged on Yang Cheng's Weibo.

But soon, Yang Cheng ’s fans reacted, listing the sequelae of excessive infertility, and finally concluded that if Yang Cheng and Charlize and Theron really had 11 children, then He will become the thinnest man in the world.

"The first man in the world to be squashed by a female superior, we mourn Caesar !!!"

"Through the fact of Caesar proved one thing, wife and girlfriend can not be too beautiful, otherwise life expectancy will often be shorter!"

"Upstairs, if you take a dinosaur as your wife, will the life span be shorter?"

"Turning in the middle of the night and being scared to death, wow haha ​​!!"

Fans' discussions and ridicule on the Internet are more of goodwill, so when Real Madrid faced Barcelona at the Bernabeu Stadium when the derby of the century arrived, Charlize and Theron appeared in the stands. The warmest applause and cheers were given to her.

I do n’t know if it ’s the effect of lighting or whether it ’s really pregnant. Tonight ’s Charlize – Theron has no makeup and has a plain face, but it seems that people see her face covered with a bright film, the whole People have become more charming, more temperament and charm than usual, especially through the platform of Century Derby, appeared in front of the fans watching the live broadcast of the game all over the world, and it is so popular that countless fans have fallen.

As if for comparison, the camera lens kept flowing around Princess Caesar on the stands, from Melissa and Trio holding Yang to Natalie Pittman and Avril holding Alfi, Then to Heidi, Krum and Sienna, Miller, Canaris and Aniston, and then Elsa Patacchi, known as Spain's first beauty.

As the camera turned down in such a circle, everyone had to be convinced of Yang Cheng ’s luck, and even the on-site commentators had to express their heartfelt admiration, “It ’s really enough to be a man to achieve his level. Ben! "

The scenery in the stands is beautiful and refined, and the competitions under the stands are also refined.

Barcelona this season is not ranked high in La Liga. Real Madrid, which relies on Yang Cheng, has defeated Valencia and Atletico Madrid, which has allowed Barcelona to climb to the second place in La Liga, but the difference between them and Real Madrid. It has expanded to 19 points, almost an insurmountable gap.

For this century derby, almost no one thinks that Barcelona has a chance to win at the Bernabeu stadium, because Real Madrid this season can really say that the advantage is too obvious, and Barcelona is selling Messi, Iniesta and Alves After that, the strength of the whole holiday was damaged. In the face of teams like Valencia and Atletico, there may be some advantages, but in the face of Real Madrid, it is a weak all-round.

Barcelona coach Vilanova was also outspoken before the game, thinking that it was very difficult and almost impossible for Barcelona to beat Real Madrid at the Bernabeu stadium, so he hoped that Barcelona ’s players could do their best to prevent Real Madrid from scoring. But in order to boost morale, he also said that the team is not completely without a chance to win.

Cruyff made a move before the game, thinking that if Barcelona wants to win at the Santiago Bernabeu stadium, the most important thing is to achieve two requirements first, the first is to organize the team's defense, the second is better than Real Madrid Advanced ball.

In fact, these two requirements are undoubtedly very difficult challenges for Barcelona. Vilanova wants to win. He also hopes to have the opportunity to defeat Real Madrid again. * Qihang Feiya * is like the last one It was like that in the final of the King's Cup this season.

But obviously, he forgot one thing.

Last season ’s King ’s Cup final, it was not so much that he and Barcelona defeated Real Madrid, it is better to say that Iniesta and Messi defeated Real Madrid, that King ’s Cup is more like Messi and Iniesta left to Barcelona's last gift, since then, they switched to Real Madrid, wholeheartedly serving Meilinger.

Real Madrid's starting lineup in this game is: goalkeeper Casillas, the defenders are Tiago Cirva, Della Red and Ramos, the back is Xavi, Alonso, the attacking avant-garde is big Guard, Silva, Kaka and Iniesta, and the three forwards are Ronaldinho, Aguero and Messi.

Barcelona ’s starting lineup is also dedicated to the main goal. The goalkeeper is Valdes, the back line is Abidal, Pique, Puyol and Adriano. The three midfielders are Busquets, Xavi and Keita. The trident is Pedro, Torres and Fabregas.

Biranova wanted a round of attack after the opening, but Real Madrid's attack is obviously faster and sharper than the opponent.

Although Barcelona took the lead after the opening, Real Madrid aggressively forced the Barcelona to move the ball back to their position, and Real Madrid took advantage of this opportunity to launch a round of crazy pressure on Barcelona's penalty area. , ～～～

The goalkeeper of Valdes is very strange, saying that when he does not perform well, he can perform very well, but once you want to rest assured that he can become a big player, he will always be in When he is most confident, he will give you a fierce hammer mallet, which will make you dizzy, unknown.

To say that in the first few games of this season, due to Barcelona ’s weak back line, Valdes ’s performance is absolutely excellent, and even from the data point of view, he is better than Casillas because Real Madrid ’s goalkeeper is restricted by the ball. The team's strong offensive force has not been threatened too much, and the data is not dazzling.

But in this game, Valdes just started the game and received a return from Busquets. He obviously judged the ball and reacted, and no one interfered. In this case, welcoming the ball is a big foot and wants to drive the ball directly to the frontcourt because Pedro and Torres are preparing.

It's wondering, even if he doesn't understand himself, why did the ball even skew?

Saw that his big foot didn't hit the right part, actually kicked the ball to the right, and kicked it to Messi's feet where no one was defending. At this time, even the current narrator gave a surprised cry.

"God, Valdes must have thought he and Messi were teammates, so he accurately passed the ball to Messi ’s feet, but he forgot that he was wearing a red and blue shirt and Messi was Wearing Real Madrid's white shirt, they are opponents! "

Messi was obviously stunned when he got the ball, but then he saw that Abidal and Pique were pushing towards themselves at the same time, which made the Argentine respond instinctively, dribbling the ball into the middle, and then A diagonal pass was made to Kaka who pulled to the neutral. The latter took the ball and just turned around, but Puyol stabbed the ball and stabbed the ball out of the penalty area.

The ball fell to David and Silva's feet. The Spaniard took a shot from the front of the penalty area as soon as he got the ball, but this very tricky shot was saved by Valdes's help. .

The ball landed on the left side, and when little Rhodes ball pressed Adriano with his body, a fake action, swayed the Brazilian defender and pulled the ball laterally from the gap between Valdes and Puyol who stood up again Passing in the middle, it just passed to Messi's direction, and the Argentine pushed the ball gently.

Saw that the football that was originally rolling on the grass touched Messi's foot, bounced from the ground, quickly crossed Valdes's saved arm and drilled into the goal behind him, 1: 0!

"GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!" The on-site commentator shouted out * Qihang Feiya *.

All Real Madrid fans in the stands of the Bernabeu Stadium rushed out of their seats for the first time, and all the players who were scoring on the court yelled out to congratulate them for taking the lead in breaking Barcelona ’s goal shortly after the opening. .

"Only 21 seconds into the opening, Real Madrid shot two consecutive shots in Barcelona's penalty area and scored a goal. This is also the first time Messi has broken Barcelona in the official La Liga after switching to Real Madrid. Goal! "

"Messi did n’t celebrate as excitedly as his teammates after the goal. He looked a little silent and did n’t laugh like he usually did after scoring. It looks like he was expressing himself to Barcelona in this way. Feelings, although he switched to Real Madrid and the enemy, it was more to repay debt to Barcelona! "

Real Madrid fans shouted Messi ’s name loudly in the stands and kept shouting “Messi! Messi!” To show their love for the former Barcelona superstar, because now he is wearing Real Madrid The jersey is a player belonging to Real Madrid and helped Real Madrid break through Barcelona's goal.

"Biranova has clearly been seen by Yang Cheng tactically. With the powerful fighting power of Real Madrid, Yang Cheng has become more calm and calm in the strategy. After the opening, he dared to make a big deal and beat Barcelona by surprise."

"Valdés, who has performed steadily this season, has made an unforgivable mistake. When he made the siege, he actually passed the ball to Messi, who was undefended. This does not mean that he is an attacking opportunity in close proximity. Delivered to Real Madrid's feet? Such a low-level mistake will actually appear in such a game, it is really incredible. "

"If in the end Real Madrid beat Barcelona with this goal, then the culprit that caused Barcelona to lose is definitely not someone else, but Valdes, it is his low-level mistakes that made Real Madrid ’s goal, he is more like Real Madrid. The spy inserted in the Barcelona team! "

But obviously, Real Madrid is not just satisfied with: (leading.

Cruyff was right in the analysis before the game. In the face of Real Madrid, the most important thing is that you have enough confidence and confidence.

Against Real Madrid, many head coaches will have a headache at the end of the battle. In the end, is the line of defense going forward or shrinking?

This is a very big problem and a difficult choice.

Going forward, in fact, is refusing to look for opportunities, launching an attack on Real Madrid, revealing Real Madrid ’s weakness in defense, but in this way, Real Madrid will also have enough room behind you, and then Create a threat, even a goal.

Backward, that is, contraction, is equivalent to sacrificing the team's offensive power to ensure the stability of the team's defense. Although this cannot guarantee that the team's defense will not be broken by Real Madrid, it is the most effective way to contain Real Madrid's attack. If the team's * Qihang Feiya * is strong enough in execution and the target is in place, it is not without chance to compete with Real Madrid.

Whether it is front or back, there are pros and cons. This is the same as Real Madrid.

Yang Cheng dared to press the front of the defense to the opponent's half, even before the 32-meter area. This made it clear that he wanted to choose an offensive and use the offensive to completely suppress his opponent. His risk is the large counterattack gap behind him, but he can rely on Real Madrid's own strong strength, insisting on me, let the opponent enter their own rhythm and pace and forced to choose to accommodate Real Madrid.

In theory, Cruyff ’s tactics of insisting on playing out are indeed an effective way to defeat Real Madrid. If Barcelona is running well, or if the player ’s ability is improved, he must be able to do this, but the problem is Real Madrid's attack is too strong.

The two teams can really achieve the initiative with me as the main, there will always be only one, and the other team can only choose passive and accommodation, which is also the strength of the team to a certain extent. Caused by the strength.

The pre-match layout of Villanova was to first press out the attack and then slowly grind with Real Madrid, but now the goal is conceded in just 21 seconds, completely disrupting his layout and ideas, and also brought him A newest problem, continue to attack? Or shrink back?

On-the-spot command is not the strength of Bilano, he is more out of the familiarity and understanding of the tactical system of Barcelona as a whole. If he is required to change and adjust according to the situation on the field, he and Yang Cheng, Mu Compared with tactical masters like Rinho, the gap is really not a little bit.

Biranova chose to retreat this time, first to ensure the stability of the team, and then slowly look for opportunities, or press out to counterattack in the second half.

"I don't believe that his Real Madrid can attack for 90 minutes!"

This is not just Vilanova ’s thoughts, Baixin should also be the thoughts of countless head coaches against Real Madrid, but in the end, they all end up drinking and hating, the reason is very simple, Real Madrid does not need to attack 90 minutes, as long as it can Just keep scoring goals.

In the 30th minute, Iniesta got rid of Keita after taking the ball and advanced to the front of the penalty area. After choosing an oblique pass, Puyol intercepted the ball in a timely manner and did not stop the ball. Ronaldinho inserted the ball from the left rib. Facing the ball and pushing the far corner, the ball passed Valdes, who was too late to adjust the center of gravity, and rolled into the far corner of the goal, 2: 0!

After consecutive goals, Real Madrid seemed unstoppable. Especially in the first half hour, Real Madrid almost pressed against Barcelona for a while, hitting the wind in front of the Barcelona goal. The defense line was very passive and embarrassed. This time, the ball was once again lost to Barcelona. The morale caused a heavy blow.

Afterwards, Yang Cheng made adjustments, instructing the players to slow down the pace. They can either seduce Barcelona to press and play, or they can create loose playing time for themselves, slowly rest and recover on the court, and completely drag the game into the midfield. rest.

With 2 :. The score entered the locker room. Yang Cheng praised the player's performance and did not make any adjustments, as did Villanova, but the Barcelona coach is clearly still looking forward to a counterattack.

At the beginning of the second half, Real Madrid again attacked Barcelona's defense and goal, creating a threat. First, Ronaldinho was tripped by Puyol and got a direct free kick opportunity in a good position. The goal was broken and Valdés saved the ball from Aguero's counter-offside.

Successively created opportunities and created loopholes. Real Madrid, while helping to boost its own momentum, was also further striking the fighting spirit and momentum of Barcelona. Then in the 58th minute, Real Madrid scored another goal.

When the three forwards in the field dismembered Barcelona's defense line like a needle, sharing most of Barcelona's defensive pressure, Kaka was at ease around the outside of the penalty area. From time to time, he participated in the attack and retreated to participate. Defensive, seemingly indifferent and calm.

When the game reached the 58th minute, Real Madrid launched a wave of attack. Messi failed to enter the penalty area after the frontcourt breakthrough. He had to give the ball back to Iniesta, Xiaobai who responded to him. After attracting the attention of Keita and Harvey, the ball was put in the middle to Kaka.

The Brazilian midfielder is in the area about 23 meters away from the goal grid. As soon as he gets the ball, he sees a gap in front of him. He didn't hesitate too much, he got up and shot hard!

On hearing a bang, the ball popped out from under Kaka ’s feet, passing through the dense crowd gap in the penalty area at a very fast speed, quickly bypassing Valdes ’defense, almost rubbing the left column , Got into the goal of Barcelona.

From the lens, it can be clearly seen that the Real Madrid fans behind the net were stunned one by one, and then rushed out of the position, shaking their arms and cheering for Kaka's wonderful long shot!

All Real Madrid players also rushed to the ten cards for the first time. A group of people were near the corner flagpole, surrounded by clusters, including Messi and Iniesta. It was just that the two former Barcelona players did not celebrate, they were just congratulating Kaka scored only.

"3: 0! Real Madrid has already won this game in advance!" The live commentator is full of helplessness and full of appreciation!

He appreciates Real Madrid ’s football, but desperately, no one can beat Real Madrid!

(To be continued)