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White House. the office of the president.

"Report!"

"Come in!"

In an instant, the door opened. A White House official walks into the office.

As soon as he came in, he realized that there were many people sitting in the president's office today.

"Report: Ike won the 2014 Nobel Prize in Physics. The Nobel Organizing Committee invited Ike to arrive in Sweden on December 10 to attend the award ceremony."

As soon as this remark came out, Obama was a little dazed. So are officials like Hughes.

They were not confused by the first half of the report, but the second half.

Is Sweden crazy? They know that we won't let the little prodigy go abroad for adventure, but they dare to invite us? Also, does the Nobel Organizing Committee think they are amazing? Every winner must go to the scene to receive the award?

"Fuck! Tell them to fuck off!"

a senior official yelled.

Hearing this, the reporting official immediately looked at Mr. President.

Sensing the question from his subordinates, Obama immediately nodded and confirmed, "That's what I meant too!"

"Mr. President, I understand! I will let them go immediately!"

After bowing respectfully to everyone, the official quickly left the office.

...

Sweden. Nobel Committee.

"Dingling!" "Dingling!"...

The phone is ringing urgently. Moments later, the committee members who were waiting for news quickly picked up the phone.

"Hello, this is the Nobel Organizing Committee."

"Hello, I am 'John' member of the US National Defense Management Special Working Committee. According to the order of the President's Office: Our country's prodigy Ike will not go to Sweden to participate in the award ceremony."

When the sound fell, the members of the Nobel Organizing Committee panicked.

What the hell? How could it be the "US National Defense Management Special Working Committee" that called back? Could it be that the itinerary of that little prodigy is already important enough to concern the national security of the United States?

This, this is too...

The operator quickly turned around and said to Mr. Chairman: "The White House won't let Ike come to Sweden, what should I do?"

The chairman of the Nobel Organizing Committee quickly took the phone from the operator, and said loudly, "I am the chairman of the Nobel Organizing Committee! Sir, our Nobel Organizing Committee is very sincerely inviting Ai..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by a rough phone call.

"I don't care who you are! The federal prodigy will not go to Sweden, the federal prodigy will not go to Sweden, the federal prodigy will not go to Sweden! Say the important thing three times, did you hear it clearly?"

"Listen... listen clearly!"

Afterwards, but heard a "snap", the phone was hung up.

Mr. Chairman of the Nobel Organizing Committee wants to cry but has no tears. The committee members beside him were filled with indignation and anger.

The United States is too domineering, which is hegemony.

We kindly invited Ike to the award ceremony, but we were treated like this by the White House administration.

Protest, protest!

We want to make this matter public so that the global scientific community knows how the United States treats scientists.

An hour later, the event was announced on the official website of the Nobel Prize.

However, what all the Nobel committee members did not expect was that the global wave of condemnation of the US government did not come as they expected. On the contrary, the wave of condemnation of the Nobel Organizing Committee did come.

"British Science and Technology News": Are the members of this year's Nobel Organizing Committee stupid in reading? How could the little prodigy go to Sweden?

"Russian Scientific Research Report": This behavior of the Nobel Prize Organizing Committee is irrational. The safety of the little prodigy is related to the development of mankind and the stability of the world. How could it be possible to travel to an unfamiliar country at will?

"China Science and Technology Daily": I can't help but want to ask the Nobel Organizing Committee, is it true that if the little prodigy does not go to Sweden, you will not plan to award him? If you don't award him a Nobel Prize, is he still the greatest scientist of mankind?

I think it should still be!

"American Science and Technology News": If Sweden is willing to let the federal fighter group be responsible for air defense and let the federal army be responsible for ground security, then let's let the little prodigy go to Sweden to receive the award!

So, here comes the question: Sweden, would you like it?

...

The Swedish government was in a hurry after receiving these feedbacks from public opinion, and the King of Sweden urgently called the Nobel Organizing Committee.

"Are you crazy? How dare you want Ike to come to Sweden to accept the award? Have you completely forgotten what happened in England a few months ago? That was the only time Ike went abroad. What happened? ?”

"As a result, the United States and the European Union fought a real battle, and even used hydrogen bombs!"

"Do you want Sweden to be destroyed? Say, say!"

Hearing the growling sound from the phone, the chairman of the Nobel Organizing Committee almost fainted from fright.

"No, Your Majesty, we didn't think that way, we..."

"It's fine if you don't have one. Let me tell you: if there is another time, you will never be the chairman again!"

The tone fell, and the phone was hung up.

All the members of the Nobel Organizing Committee were about to cry.

Wrong, we really didn't think that way!

However, to the surprise of the members of the organizing committee, the news came that made things worse.

At 4 p.m., the spokesperson of the International Mathematical Union solemnly announced to the global media:

"In view of the breakthrough progress made by the Flying Pumpkin and the Space Gate in applied mathematics, the federation temporarily decided to award Ike the Prodigy Fields Award!"

4:30 p.m.

"After careful consideration by the Fermi Award Organizing Committee, we decided to award this year's Fermi Award to Ike, a prodigy, in recognition of his outstanding contributions in high-energy physics and space physics."

17:00.

"After several rounds of discussions at the Royal Society, we decided to award this year's Copley Medal to Ike Jr. Of course, in view of the safety of Ike Jr., the Royal Society decided to send an awarding team to the United States to present the award to MIT. .”

Then there are Wright Brothers Award, Humboldt Award, Antonio Feltrinelli Award, Bohr International Gold Medal, Heinemann Award, Lenin Award, Japanese Bachelor Award, China Science and Technology Progress Award...

All the world-class awards with a bit of reputation have taken the initiative to issue a statement that they will award the medal to the prodigy Ike.

33 items in total!

Among these awards, not to mention physics, even mathematics awards, engineering awards, environment and ecology awards... these awards are all here to join in the fun.

According to the award committee staff:

The technology of the Flying Pumpkin includes a series of science and technology such as applied mathematics, engineering framework, the earth's magnetic field, electronics, etc. Each of these technologies has reached the world's leading level.

So Ike deserved the award.

What? You ask why there is an environment and ecology award?

Oh, that's because the Flying Pumpkin can contribute to the transformation of the earth's environment and the planet's environment. For example, to install 1 million tons of water to irrigate the desert...

Wow Kaka, we can all think of this reason, it's amazing!

Who refuses to accept and stand up?

I just asked who else?

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