51 – Battle of Ivorys Castle (2)

“Traitors who have betrayed His Majesty’s grace, come here!!!”

Sheryl, a soldier of the Civil Liberation Army who occupied Ivoryse Castle, thought she was lucky from the morning.

“Hey, what is that? You’re a guy, right? “Are my eyes wrong?”

“Wow… I think I’m going to fall in love with that noble knight. No, I’m already in love. I’m going crazy because I want to pounce right now and have r*ape, pure love, horny, copulation s*x. When I see those red eyes crying and getting angry, I feel like I can relieve all the s*xual desires I will have for the rest of my life. Ah… It sucks. The bottom feels wet, like I peed… “

Putting aside the words of her colleague next to her, who was clearly revealing her dirty desires, Cheryl felt like she could agree with her first words.

Young master, a handsome boy I see for the first time in my life. A job called a knight seems like something only a woman would do.

None of the male knights of the Holy Kingdom who occasionally traveled across the border had an appearance like that.

No, in the first place, how many men with that look are there on this continent?

Even though he is tall and doesn’t seem easy to hug, a man is still a man. If he is even the slightest bit afraid, he will tremble and throw a tantrum while hugging a woman’s chest.

If that male gentleman is held in his arms and acts cute like men in a bar…

-Gulp… !

Ignoring Cheryl and the soldiers on the castle walls who continue their lustful imagination, a handsome knight who is a short distance away in front of the castle gate continues to shout.

“You are illegally occupying the estate and castle of Baron Cherny, duly appointed by His Majesty the Emperor. Therefore, I, John, have come to condemn you at the command of His Majesty. Instead of harassing the poor people, come out right now and stick out your necks. “If you come out now, I will cut off the head of the instigator cleanly and painlessly!!”

… What? Is this a new suicide law? Is he so handsome that he doesn’t know what’s going on in the world? If you’re going to die like that, give me some money before I die.

The guard captain came up next to Cheryl, who was dumbfounded as she watched the male angel knight who spoke as crazy as he looked.

“What, what’s going on? What kind of man’s voice is making the castle resound? “Isn’t it still too far until the prostitutes come?”

“Captain Herina. That’s not it… “

After listening to Cheryl’s brief explanation of the whole story, the leader of the Ivorys Castle Guard of the Civil Liberation Army laughed and shouted loudly at John.

“You little cock-headed knight! If you were in heat, why didn’t you take off that armor and helmet? If that were the case, this sister would have loved her all night long. Stop talking bullsh*t and stick your dick out!! “Then I will spare your life!!!”

-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

The guard captain’s shout, representing the obscene desires everyone harbored inside, makes the women of the Civil Revolutionary Army laugh.

At best a male knight.

Some of the women of the People’s Rebellion Army, who had seen what the male knights of the Holy Kingdom did, joined in the jeering.

“Yes, yes! Our driver, are you running low on milk? Would you like this sister to give me some help? “Instead, I don’t have enough dick, so I guess you should give me some?”

“Hey, the kiss is mine. I want to sit down on it, crush it, and make it suck. hahahahaha!!”

“It’s our baby knight! Wait!! This old man will be there soon to suck some of your hard peppers!!! “I will dethrone your emperor, you bastard!!!!”

Insulting words spread from within the castle to the point where fights broke out even when spoken to prostitutes.

If it were an ordinary male knight in this world, he would have returned to base in tears just from hearing what they said.

-Cheoeok… !

For Yohan, who lived a tough and rough life in the sports world and experienced the internet in Korea, which is part of everyday life, asking his parents if they live long is an unthinkable task.

The male knight below the castle quietly takes out the enemy’s head and ax that he had prepared.

“Did you think you poor little b*tches could handle my cock! One of the four b*tches here was trying to suck my dick and got so excited like a wild boar in heat that he got his head cut off. “The level of your b*tch’s head is probably similar to that of this b*tch, so unfortunately I won’t be able to grant your request!!!”

John stands up to them without hesitation despite the harsh s*xual harassment.

“And I’d rather cut my dick than put it in your b*tch’s mouth that smells like a gutter, you b*tches! Is it because your mothers and fathers are litter rats that you are acting so stinkingly? “You really received a good home education!!!”

No, rather, he mixed s*xual harassment with padding and even demonstrated a technique of returning the other person’s rudeness twice as much.

What you see below is a man who looks like he could have the love serenade all to himself even if he were to go out to the ballroom wearing only a robe.

When a curse word that would make even a mercenary woman who had been fighting on the battlefield for decades bleed come out of his mouth, the soldiers on the castle walls become quiet.

“…Uh… ?”

“Ji, what did I just hear…” ?”

“Ah, looking at my dad, I’m a rat… ? Uh, uh… ?”

“No, no… ! Wow, my dad is not a mouse. ! Hmm… “

There are soldiers who are dazed and even cry at the type of swearing they have never heard before.

The guard captain, unable to come to his senses for a moment, quickly realizes the surrounding situation and shouts to resolve the issue.

“You look fine and are making fun of my dirty mouth! Even a prostitute won’t be as dirty as you!! This honor… “

But before she finished speaking,

-Shooooo!!!

John grabbed the knight’s ax, the trophy, and threw it at the castle with all his might, and the sound of the blast tore the air around him.

“…You son of a b*tch!!! If you don’t take back what you said right away, I’ll cut off your peppers… !”

– Pooooo!!!!

The ax flew with such force that it exploded the head of a fellow soldier who had been revealing his dark desires to Cheryl like a ripe tomato thrown against the wall.

“Give it as dog food…” Heeek!!!!”

“aaah!!!!!”

It was impossible for the guard captain, who was a bit stronger among ordinary people, and Cheryl, who was a farmer until recently, to react properly to the ax thrown by John.

When something completely unexpected happened and their screams replaced the sound of the ax being struck, John’s declaration continued.

“Did you say it was an honor? If you b*tches truly know honor, come out now and accept my duel!! “This John, who has come to punish you under the orders of His Majesty the Emperor, will never run away from a duel!!!”

-Chaaeaeaeaeang!!!!

“For the Burtion Empire!!! Long live His Majesty the Emperor!!!”

The sight of John taking out his longsword and aiming it at the castle wall was so confident that he would not be defeated by anything.

Cheers ringing behind John’s back, and the Ivory Wall where only screams and silence exist.

Feeling that perfect contrast, Cheryl, a soldier in the Civil Liberation Army, thought that today’s day’s battle would be really bad.

* * *

-Kkiiiiik… !

It seems I was better at attracting aggro than I thought.

“Yes Inooooom!!!”

It would have been better if he had killed the woman who was screaming, but a large woman who looked just as big as him came out of her castle huffing and puffing.

“You killed my sister and dishonored her body! “You’re such a knight after all that!!!”

Ah, she was the older sister of the person I killed. I thought it looked similar to the hair branch I was holding.

The figure approaching me, holding a thick mace with sharp thorns embedded in it, is identical to the corpse I saw yesterday. Only the weapon has changed.

“What kind of honor are those who betrayed His Majesty’s favor? “Where is the honor in those who attack by attacking monsters in the first place?”

“Although the article says I am retired, I am still a nobleman! If you want a duel, reveal your castle!”

“It’s John. “I’m still a quasi-knight, so I don’t have a last name.”

“Has a commoner committed such disrespect towards me, Mucho Berlia!!! “I will absolutely capture you, cut off your limbs, and return you as a prostitute to our soldiers.”

“Then I will cut off your b*tch’s head and put it in the pigsty as a libido quencher for the pigs. With your sister’s head. “Isn’t it just suited to your level?”

“Kaaa-!!!”

In the first place, why would someone who was in the People’s Revolutionary Army criticize nobles? He’s out of his mind too.

-Thump thump thump!!!

I got off the horse and got off the horse in order to respond to the woman who was running towards me.

After all, if you can use a certain amount of mana, it is better to fight on the ground rather than on horseback.

“I will kill you!!!”

The enemy commander, whose level of sophistication is questionable because he can only speak simple and ignorant words, rushes towards me.

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The mace, which was swung with a speed that is hard to imagine for someone so large, flies towards me, so I step back lightly and dodge it.

At least it looks like she’s a little stronger than the girl she fought with yesterday.

“Where is the momentum from earlier? “Let’s play with her mouth again!!!”

As I stepped back and dodged, the boar, thinking it had the advantage, became even more excited and swung the mace.

It’s just because I don’t want to damage the blade. Because the condition of that weapon is as clean as its owner.

The sharp thorns of the mace barely graze my armor.

After observing for some time, I noticed that his breathing was gradually becoming irregular.

“Cowardly guy!! “Don’t just dodge, but respond to my mace in a duel manner!!!”

“To be ignorant. This is all strategy. You’re not popular with men if you’re that ignorant. Well, just by looking at the face, it seems like that.”

“aaa-!!!!”

Ignoring the enemy’s scream and the speed of the mace increasing further, I looked at the center of her body.

No matter how strong you are, considering the weight of the mace, if you swing the weapon like this, there is a high chance that your body’s center of gravity will collapse after the attack.

And just as I expected, that moment arrives.

“I’m dying!!!”

I held the mace with both hands and avoided the attack that was being kicked from bottom to top towards my head by turning to the side instead of back this time.

And on the neck hanging from the upper body of the empty guy,

-Fuuuk!!!

-Pushuuuk!!!

“Off, huh… Uh, oh oh… !!”

The long sword was inserted as is.

Because I don’t really want to use the Ego Sword yet.

“Gruk, huh…” !”

The guy’s eyes turn red with blood, blood foam flows out of his mouth, and he looks at me as if he’s going to curse, but the fight is already over.

-Chhaaa!!!

Infuse mana into the longsword stuck in the neck and cut off the guy’s head.

With the fountain of blood surging,

-Waaa!!!!!

I can hear cheers from our camp behind us.

It was the beginning of the war, the first official major in the siege.

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