Strongest Guard

Lao Tzu's ability to slap people is getting better and better.

The applause is crisp, and the skin is red and swollen without hurting the inside. This is definitely a match for the Jinghua roast duck that is tender on the outside and tender on the inside. It gives a great sense of accomplishment.

Li Nanfang shook his right hand, with infinite emotion in his heart. The eyes staring at Long Zaikong's mouth were very earnest, hoping that he could explode again and give himself more opportunities to practice slapping people.

But what made him deeply regretted was that Long Zaikong unexpectedly woke up, closed his mouth, covered his cheeks with his hands, and stared at him with vicious eyes.

If the eyelids are pulled out and can be used normally after being inserted, Li Nanfang will definitely do so.

It's a pity that his wish is obviously unscientific and cannot be realized.

This made Li Nanfang feel unwilling, and asked earnestly: "Why don't you scold me?"

"you----"

Instinctively, Long Zai wanted to ask Li Nanfang, do you know who you are slapped, and know what serious consequences will you have if you slap me, but when the words reached the lips, they swallowed in time.

He was sure that he really dared to ask, Li Nanfang would slap him back and ask him who he is and what serious consequences would be left after he slapped him.

"Oh, Xiaolong, you are finally getting smarter."

Just waiting for Li Nanfang who slapped Long Zaikong to answer Long Zaikong, he sighed regretfully and his face became cold: "The person who brought you with you, get out of here. Also, if I see you do this again in the future, I see Once, hit you once."

Long Zaikong took two steps back, a vague voice came from his hands: "Who are you?"

The most sad thing in the world is a person who thinks he is really awesome, who doesn't know who the other person is after being slapped in the street.

"Why, want revenge?"

Li Nanfang smiled and took a step forward.

Scared that Long Zaikong backed away again, shaking his left hand: "Don't come, don't come."

"Don't worry, the old man and buddy are not in your mood anymore."

Scared the cheap brother-in-law into this, Li Nanfang felt a little guilty, stopped, his tone slowed: "Want to know who I am, go home and ask your sister."

"Ask my sister?"

Long Zaikong was a little dazed, and then he turned into anger from shame.

He thought that Li Nanfang was joking about his most respected sister, but he didn't know the cheap brother-in-law. He didn't mean to joke, just telling the truth.

From Long Zaikong's reaction, Li Nanfang could see that he did not know his relationship with Longcheng City.

Since Longchengcheng is hiding from him, Li Nanfang is not easy to introduce himself, I am Muzili, Li Nanfang who is flying from the north to the south, and also your cheap sister, only frowned and looked down. Right hand up.

With this action, Long Zaikong was shocked again. How dare he ask half a word more, he immediately turned around and left.

In times of crisis, leaving his claws and fleeing alone is one of the many good habits of Young Master Long.

The roots have long been offended, and all the young and old are gone. He stayed to challenge Li Nanfang, who seemed to be irritable, and that was an idiot. Naturally, he was forced to endure the soreness of his hips and he was in a coma. Liang Chong left in embarrassment.

"it is good!"

Among the crowds of onlookers eating melons, I don't know who shouted hello and took the lead in applauding.

Suddenly, there was thunderous applause.

There is still much justice in the world.

With emotion in his heart, Li Nanfang clasped his fists, tilted his chin and arched his hands to the surrounding viewers, indicating that he should be humble.

He glanced at the beautiful woman who was standing there quietly, flicked her arm, and when she turned her head to leave, she was still reminding herself whether this action was in line with the dusty posture of "flicking away clothes and hiding merit and fame".

Not a few steps away, the beautiful woman suddenly said, "Wait."

Stopped and turned around, Li Nanfang smiled slightly: "Madam, it's not enough to raise your hand."

After the hero saves the United States, even if the beauty does not agree with her body ---- but I would like to ask the strong man's surname, where is the immortal land, where is the best place, should still be said.

Similarly, a hero will be like Li Nanfang, a gentleman with a full-bodied attitude, and said this sentence indifferently.

Only in this way can it meet the bridge section familiar to many onlookers.

It’s just that the beautiful woman didn’t follow this traditional stage, and she smiled: "You think, I asked you to stop, to thank you?"

"Is not it?"

The unexpected lines of the beautiful woman made Li Nanfang a little stunned: "Madam, you don't think I will help you, because there is another plan----"

The beautiful woman interrupted him: "Call me aunt. Don't take a mouthful of a lady, it sounds awkward."

"what?"

Li Nanfang suspected that he had heard the wrong ear, and subconsciously reached out and dug it out.

Indeed, from the fleeting murderous aura in the beautiful woman's eyes just now, Li Nanfang was able to determine that she was not an ordinary person. This was due to the relationship between Uncle Lang and the timely action, which saved the brother-in-law's life.

But even if the beautiful woman is not an ordinary person, it can be seen that he taught Long Zaikong in the selfish heart of "caring for" his family, so what? Why did Li Nanfang call her aunt?

Is the name "Auntie" casually called?

Auntie, but the elders.

Li Nanfang did not remember that this beautiful woman in front of him would be his elder.

Li Nanfang's non-cooperation caused the beautiful woman to frown her eyebrows slightly, and asked indifferently: "Li Nanfang, you have a problem with your ears. Didn't you hear what I said?"

"Auntie."

Li Nanfang did not hesitate at all, and immediately honored others as his aunt: "Excuse me, you are Qin Qishu----"

Aunt Mei, who can call Li Nanfang's name and dare to say that his ears are faulty, must have a big background.

As Li Nanfang, who has so many inexplicable uncles and aunts, it is best to be cautious, lest a birdman like Qin Laoqi flew out of the crowd and gave him a big slap in the face.

Li Nanfang suspected that the beautiful woman was Qin Laoqi's woman, just because he knew that the man loves to pretend, and even his many wives were infected, and he was very keen to put on the air of her elders in front of younger generations.

The beautiful woman snorted coldly, "Hmph, dare to misunderstand that I have a relationship with Lao Qi Qin in the future, I will take your ears off."

"Yes, Aunt Wang."

Li Nanfang immediately knew who she was.

Wearing a housemaid’s costume, walking on the streets of Beijing, but calling Qin Laoqi with contempt, who else besides Jing Hongming’s wife?

Jing Hongming's wife was surnamed Wang. As for the name, Li Nanfang hadn't heard Lao Xie talk about it, and he was not interested in it.

No matter how brilliant the women in the fourth, fifth and tenth year were, they still have the same charm now. Except for people like Long Zaikong, it is normal for other young people to express no interest.

However, Li Nanfang did not expect that Madam Jinghong was so good. No wonder Lao Xie sometimes envied Lao Shi for marrying a good wife after being drunk. How could he be like a hard-working man who was shrouded in the shadow of a **** all his life?

"You're still smart."

Madam Jing Hong smiled with satisfaction, looked up at the side street, and said, "Come here and help me buy food."

Let me buy groceries for you?

It’s just a vegetable, do I need to excuse me?

I'm very busy, okay!

Li Nanfang wanted to say this very much, but Mrs. Jing Hong didn't give him a chance. After dropping this sentence, she walked out of the crowd.

Those who don't listen to their elders are not good children, and Li Nanfang has no interest in whether they are good children.

He can only be sure that if Mrs. Jing Hong doesn't be a good boy now, he might be unlucky.

Jinghua is Jing Hongming's territory, he really wanted to offend his wife, the result should not be too good.

So Li Nanfang felt that he had better be a good boy now and help Aunt Wang buy vegetables.

You can bargain for her.

Those unscrupulous vegetable farmers, relying on the fresh soil on the roots of their vegetables, actually sold carrots for two yuan and fifty-one jin, which is a full 80 cents more expensive than in the supermarket. Isn't this a shame?

Unscrupulous vegetable farmers pit others, Li Nanfang can still open his eyes and close his eyes, but it is Aunt Wang that they want to pit, which is wrong.

Li Nanfang's tiger body shook, agitated his three-inch tongue, and his saliva flew wildly. After three hundred rounds of fighting with the small-eyed vegetable farmers, he finally successfully bought three catties and seven taels at the price of two yuan per catty, which was a province for Aunt Wang. Seven cents and four cents were down.

This is just for buying carrots, then buying eggplants, buying Chinese cabbage-after counting, a total of two yuan was saved.

Li Nanfang enjoys bargaining with unscrupulous vegetable farmers, and Mrs. Jing Hong also enjoys it. See how he bargains with unscrupulous vegetable farmers.

Attentively carrying the bag for her, when he came to the intersection and waited for the bus, of course Li Nanfang had to greet the tenth uncle Jing Hong, and euphemistically said, if he was not very busy, he would have to go to Aunt Wang’s house tonight and taste her. Craftsmanship.

Bargaining for her, carrying the bag for her, and paying the taxi fare for her in advance, Li Nanfang thinks that his junior is already competent enough.

But he was so competent, why didn't Madam Jing Hong let him go?

The driver was about to start the car, and she suddenly said: "At seven o'clock exactly, you are still here waiting for me, I will take you to a place."

"what?"

Li Nanfang was stunned and asked eagerly: "Wang, Aunt Wang, do you want me to go somewhere tonight?"

I'm really busy.

Where can I go to a place with you?

Besides, the key is night, night!

You said that you are a female elder, and you have such a taste for maintenance. If you take me to a place at night, you will be mistaken for it-oh, does Jing Hong agree?

If he knows and misunderstands him again, he still has to trouble me?

Mrs. Jing Hong's next words made Li Nanfang's heart tremble again: "Yes, go to a place that best reflects what is a drunkard."

She said this, Li Nanfang must figure out what's going on: "Aunt Wang, Tenth Uncle Jinghong will also go, right?"

"He won't go. He rarely goes to that kind of messy occasion. Just the two of us, remember."

Without waiting for Li Nanfang to say anything, Mrs. Jing Hong waved her hand to signal the driver's eldest brother to drive.

The driver's eldest brother gave Li Nanfang an ambiguous look when he was driving, and almost made him jump over, cut out the man's eyes, and then asked why his thoughts were so dirty.

What does this mean?

Looking at the taxi going away, Li Nanfang began to hate that Dragon is empty.

How could Li Nanfang be "grabbed the strong man" by Mrs. Jinghong if he didn't save his brother-in-law who opened his eyes and watched the gunshot hit?

If she were someone else's wife, even though she was a little older, Li Nanfang would have to bear it because of her proper care.

But that is Jing Hongming's wife.

As long as Li Nanfang's thoughts are slightly impure, his back will be chilly.

Being a good obedient child might be misunderstood by Jing Hongming.

disobedient?

Li Nanfang didn't forget Lao Xie's teaching, women are the most able to reverse black and white.

If Mrs. Jing Hong is angry that Li Nanfang is not obedient, she will turn black and white in front of Jing Hongming ---- Oh, whether he can see the sun tomorrow is unknown.

In life, there will always be multiple choices.

If you accompany Mrs. Jing Hong to a place of drunkenness and gold at night, it is as simple as choosing which sports brand of sports shoes to wear, how good?

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