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If you want Yue Zitong to let go of her magic claws, you can't use brute force, and it's useless to persuade. When begging for mercy is not good, suddenly shouting a poisonous snake is undoubtedly the most effective way.

According to statistics from relevant experts, among 100 women, 99 are afraid of two things, one is a rat and the other is a poisonous snake.

But these two creatures are not both feared by all women who fear them, and they are still very different.

Generally speaking, girls who are kind-looking and hardworking are particularly afraid of rats, but are not too concerned about poisonous snakes.

A girl who is born to be a disaster to the country and the people is not very afraid of rats, but most afraid of poisonous snakes.

Those who are afraid of mice are not afraid of snakes, and those who are afraid of vipers are not afraid of mice. Those who are afraid of nothing or nothing are the aunts over fifty years old. This experiment proves that young girls are afraid of what kind of creatures they look like. There is a considerable relationship, the accuracy rate can be as high as 90% or more.

There is no doubt that Aunt Yue is the master of disaster to the country and the people. Wearing nice clothes and twisting twice on the street will definitely cause many traffic accidents, so she should be particularly afraid of poisonous snakes.

Sure enough, when Li Nanfang suddenly yelled a poisonous snake, before the voice fell, Yue Zitong's whole body was refreshed like an electric shock, and she suddenly shrank his hand to cover his mouth, and screamed: "Ah, where is the poisonous snake!?"

"Just ran over your feet and went to take a bath in the stream."

Taking the opportunity to stand up and jump up, Li Nanfang praised himself one after another in his heart. I was really too smart. I did a little trick to avoid the tragedy of being cut and rooted.

"Li Nanfang, you dare to lie to me!"

Only then did Yue Zitong understand the trick, turning into anger from shame, just about to turn over and get up, but his movements suddenly froze.

"Hey, if I don’t lie to you, then my buddy will be unlucky—cough, I remember, there’s mineral water in the car, I’ll go get it for you. Don’t be angry, let alone furious. Girls are always angry, It will age extremely fast."

Li Nanfang's eyes flickered, and he swept across Aunt Yue's mouth, no longer caring that his hands and feet were still numb, he staggered and ran to the car, fast, as if a wild dog was chasing after him.

It may be more ferocious than wild dogs.

If it was just a wild dog, then Li Nanfang kicked it casually, and it could kill him half his life.

But what if it was his aunt?

If he really wants to chase him up, he dared to kick it away. God might be thundering-----boy, you dare to take such a murderous hand, it is simply too black-hearted. Why is your aunt chasing you? Isn't it that when you were so scared and scared to instinctively cover your mouth, she wiped some protein on her mouth?

Look, even God, the old man said it was protein, so why bother to get angry?

Why bother, the little nephew came over with a shy smile holding mineral water and tissues in fear, and when she asked her to rinse her mouth and wipe her mouth, she was still wicked, staring at him fiercely, motionless, ignoring the dripping from the corner of her mouth like a thread Where's the old protein?

It seems that she should be mad, disgusted and stupid.

Can Li Nanfang be to blame?

Who made her obsessed with dissuasion, hypocritically insisted to provide him with services, and after she was startled, she put her right hand in her mouth again?

Li Nanfang dared to swear to God that from the moment she held the spear in her hand, he hasn't made any rude actions until now. The reason for the immediate consequences is purely her own responsibility.

"Who, sister, do you drink and wipe your mouth first?"

She always stared at her fiercely like this, and it’s not a problem for Li Nanfang to have a hairy back. As a man, Li Nanfang should have the broad mind of the ocean, and treat it as not his own fault, but also his own fault to break the deadlock. Let Aunt Yue's spirit return to normal.

The trauma suffered by the child this time is really too great. Li Nanfang asked seven or eight times, but he didn't move at all, only the pair of watery eyes were always locked in his throat.

It seemed that she was thinking about how to make the scum Li die the worst.

The best way to deal with threats is to kill them in the cradle, and don't let them thrive, or else there are endless troubles.

Smart people do this. After his aunt accidentally ate his dirty stuff-she moved gently and very carefully, wiped her chin and lips clean with a tissue, and moved the tissue away with disgust. Throw it away, put a hand around the aunt's thin shoulders, and poured the mineral water into her mouth little by little.

Seeing that she didn't know how to gargle, Li Nanfang thoughtfully dragged her chin, moved up and down a few times, and helped her bow her head and spit it out.

Repeatedly, put a piece of chewing gum in her mouth and helped her chew a few times to make sure that the breath she exhaled again was so good. After it was fresh, Li Nanfang put down the things in his hands, put his hands on his head, and turned his back to As she squatted in front of her obediently, I was guilty, I damn, I was willing to accept justice and punishment.

"call!"

I don't know how long it took, when the screen of the phone in the grass next to him turned on again, Yue Zitong finally let out a sigh of relief.

Li Nanfang's nerves and muscles tightened immediately.

Storms of unpredictable damage are coming.

"what!"

With a scream that pierced the sky, Yue Zitong jumped up abruptly, raising his foot and kicking the damned person.

Excessive force, causing the movement to be deformed. When the stiletto sandals were about to touch Li Nanfang's back, they swished out and kicked on his back, making a muffled sound like a drum. , 咚咚!

The four words violent storm and rain can't describe the anger of Aunty Yue when she tried to torture the scum Li, one kick was faster than the other, and the other kick was stronger than the other.

It’s just that the scum Li has been fully prepared to fight against beatings, holding his head in both hands, kneeling in the grass, touching the ground with his forehead, and pushing his buttocks high, letting the thunder and lightning strike me. Right now is giving a free massage to the injury.

After kicking for a long time, I didn't hear a cry of pain from the servant, but instead caused pain to his feet. Aunty Yue knew that it was useless to go on like this. Scum Lee is now a hedgehog, leaving the tigress with nowhere to go. Mouth.

With a scream again, Yue Zitong slammed and straddled his back, then bent down to pick up a pebble from the ground, and lifted it high to hit the back of his head.

Your body is hard, your head is hard, I admit, but no matter how hard you are, can you be harder than a rock?

Today I will not smash your head into a rotten watermelon, I am the one who raised it!

Angrily and furious Yue Zitong had completely lost his mind at this moment, and the murderous aura in his eyes made the whole world tremble.

Li Nanfang, who was holding his head in both hands and watching what she was doing out of the corner of his eyes, frowned and became a little impatient, sister, this is the rhythm of murdering her husband, didn’t he accidentally slapped me, Did you eat something good after being frightened?

What a big deal, buddies have assumed a high posture that you trampled, why are you still so reluctant, even moved to kill?

Yue Zitong, don't blame me for turning my face, you forced me to do this!

Li Nanfang sneered in his heart, and was about to shake his head and tail, and when he threw out the unreasonable little bitch, he heard someone shouting from a distance: "Tongtong, stop!"

The sound of Tongtong's stop was like a beacon in the dark night, lightning that tore through the dark clouds, and suddenly made Yue Zitong, who was trapped in madness and unable to extricate himself, suddenly awake, half of the action that had been smashed, he stopped in time, fists The big pebbles are no more than ten centimeters away from the back of Li Nanfang's head.

From the corner of Li Nanfang's eyes, he saw Helan Xiaoxin, who was wearing a black long-sleeved cheongsam and a white knitted shawl, was stepping on small leather shoes, shaking his hands from side to side, and walked down from above.

The new sister has been here for a few minutes, and Li Nanfang wiped Yue Zitong's mouth with a tissue and rinsed her mouth. She saw it in the car. At that time, she was wondering what tricks the dog and man were playing.

Yue Zitong, who shouldn't be touched by a man, is not responding like a woodcarving, but after helping her clean up her oral hygiene, why did Renju Li hold her head obediently and squat down there, as if willing to accept punishment?

What kind of drama are these dogs and men doing?

When the surprised Helan Xiaoxin pushed the door and got out of the car, Li Nanfang was so involved that he didn't notice her coming.

It wasn't until Yue Zitong woke up and suddenly jumped up, showing his feet and kicking, and hitting Li Nanfang hard, did Helan Xiaoxin realize what, your sister, I said that the two of them never answered my phone. It turns out that in this wilderness last night, the sky was a good thing for the quilt and the earth for the bed.

Looking at the current situation of raging anger and willingness to be punished, it should be Li Nanfang, the kid who played the overlord hard to bow.

It’s not right. If the overlord puts on the bow hard and overturns Tongtong, then according to her character, afterwards, even the scum Li shouldn’t even let the trousers be lifted. It should be lewd and mighty. No Maybe wait till dawn.

The new sister, who doesn't know what's going on, sincerely said that she didn't understand, but she stood on her arms around her chest, watched with gusto, and she couldn't help cheering Yue Zitong, beating, and killing this disobedient scum!

As if hearing the cheering of the new sister, Yue Zitong became more and more vigorous, and his state became more and more crazy. Finally, he rode on Li Renjun, bent down and picked up a cobblestone, trying to smash his head like a watermelon.

Can't you let the scumbag Li go to death, with the taste of Lin Qinglong, the new sister just tasted it once, okay?

Thinking of the **** life in the second half of his life-Helan Xiaoxin screamed in time and awakened Yue Zitong.

Only then did Yue Zitong realize that he was going to play a big one, so he almost opened the head of the little nephew, froze and quickly threw the stone away, threw himself on his back, opened his mouth and gave a bite, and bit his right shoulder.

Fuck, your sister really hurts!

But fortunately, it is much better than being opened by you.

Li Nanfang silently endured the pain of being bitten, tears bursting into his heart, and silently asked Heaven, what did I do wrong to get me such a brutal and inhuman beating?

"Tongtong, Tongtong, let go! No, just let go! Bite again, and bite again to bite off the meat."

Helan Xiaoxin ran over, hugged Yue Zitong and dragged her aside.

Yue Zitong is now incarnate as a little female leopard, biting a piece of fleshy head and flicking it left and right, with a **** whirr in her throat, after being hugged by the new sister, she bent her elbows back and hit her heart.

After all, he has been working as an agent since he was sixteen and has received severe information in fighting. Although in Li Nanfang's view, Yue Zitong's little skill is to keep a good figure, but when dealing with ordinary people, this damage is still very powerful.

"what!"

Helan Xiaoxin, whose heart seemed to be rammed with a hammer, let go with a scream, and fell to the ground with a bang.

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