Strongest Guard

There is no woman who is not greedy and does not like to eat.

This is Li Nanfang's point of view, and sometimes he even thinks badly because of this. The more women who love to eat, the higher the demands on men.

Applying this point of view, Li Nanfang found that Helan Xiaoxin’s gluttonous appearance is far better than Yue Zitong. It seems that this woman is over sixty years old, and she will be the kind of bride who will be a bride every night. Which man married her, Ying Nian The possibility of premature death is very high, an absolute man killer.

Helan Xiaoxin didn't know, Li Nanfang, who was peeking at her slantingly, thought that he would be so dirty, as if holding a chicken claw and gnawing fiercely.

In fact, in public, the new sister's way of eating is still very elegant, and the hungry and unbearable appearance of gorging now is simply because there are no outsiders around.

One is a girlfriend who knows what virtue she is, and the other is a man who tossed her into the middle of the night. They are all knowingly ‘owners’. There is really no need to pay attention to the so-called demeanor. You can eat whatever you want.

Seeing her eating, Li Nanfang's Adam's apple rolled down, thinking that when he was detoxifying her that day, it seemed that there wasn't something--the wonderful thing he was thinking about. Suddenly, he felt that his left leg was twisted with pliers and it hurt.

The corner of Li Nanfang's mouth trembled. By holding up his rice bowl and drinking soup, he looked down and saw a little white foot, twisted the flesh of his leg with his toe, and twisted it back and forth very hard, really like pliers.

After seeing a beauty, look at her legs first, then you can be regarded as a man who truly appreciates beauty.

When Li Nanfang first entered the living room, his gaze swept across the legs of the two women. Helan Xiaoxin was wearing black silk, but Yue Zitong did not.

So now this little foot that is **** the flesh on his leg, besides his black belly, who else can it be?

It's grassy, ​​don't you guys just peek at Helan Xiaoxin's finger sucking movements, thinking how cool I would be if she let her blow for me?

The ancients said that the crook is not guilty, so why do you take the mouse to be nosy?

Oh, this is to cut off my benefits. In this case, don't let her live in the house, I will just ask you.

After feeling the little foot heavier and harder, Li Nanfang felt very uncomfortable, but on the surface he pretended to have no expression, but the bowl slowly tilted, and the seaweed and egg soup inside melted into a line and dripped.

This guy is really dark-hearted. The soup in his bowl is still very hot. After dripping on that white and tender foot, even if it doesn't immediately foam, it will definitely be hot.

Dear auntie, just wait as if you were stung by a scorpion, scream and jump up.

I’m not to blame, it’s because I accidentally spilled some soup ---- when Li Nanfang smiled yinly in his heart, his little foot grabbed the soup when the soup was about to fall on it, and quickly retracted and let him The conspiracy failed.

Damn, the reaction speed of the little **** is still very fast.

When Li Nanfang scolded something in his heart, Yue Zitong said: "Sister Xin, what do you say I hate most?"

Helan Xiaoxin, who was feasting, was stunned when he heard the words, and asked casually: "What is it?"

"waste."

"What waste?"

Helan Xiaoxin started directly, picked up another chicken claw, chewed it in his mouth, and asked vaguely.

She was enjoying it, but she didn't notice what the men and women around her were doing.

"Food wasted."

Yue Zitong picked up a piece of **** lotus root and said slowly: "Some people, within a few days of having a good life, forget that they used to be hungry, and deliberately waste food when eating. New sister, you are smart, Think of an idiom for me to describe this kind of guy who deserves a thousand swords and then gets struck by lightning."

"simple."

Helan Xiaoxin opened his mouth and bit the chicken feet and said, "Pigs and dogs are better."

Pig dog is not as good as this idiom, which is meant to describe a person's low personality and extremely bad behavior.

"Is it better than a pig?"

Yue Zitong was a little puzzled: "This idiom seems to have nothing to do with wasting food, right?"

"Why is it okay? Listen to the new sister tell you."

Helan Xiaoxin explained: "You have to understand it this way. When a pig or dog eats, regardless of whether the food is hard-won, they eat gluttonously and spill the food all over the place. But after it has eaten the trough, He would lick the spilled on the ground with his tongue and continue to eat. But people won’t, they just let the food go to waste. This is not as good as a pig or dog, so what is it?"

"Wonderful, wonderful."

Yue Zitong suddenly realized that, looking at Li Nanfang, he said, "The new explanation given by the new sister to the pig and the dog is simply wonderful, three points into the wood."

"That's, new sister, who am I? My mouth can tell dead people alive----huh?"

When the new sister showed off proudly, her body suddenly stopped and her eyes widened.

"what happened?"

After discovering that something was wrong with her, Yue Zitong paused with the chopsticks that were about to hold lotus root slices.

"No, nothing, it's just a chicken bone stuck in my throat. Cough, cough!"

In order to prove that he was really stuck in his throat by chicken bones, Helan Xiaoxin raised his hand to cover his mouth, bent over and lowered his head and coughed violently.

"It doesn't matter? Did you vomit it out?"

Yue Zitong raised his hand in concern and patted her back lightly.

"No, nothing, cough!"

Helan Xiaoxin raised his hand to swing, and continued to cough.

The chicken bones stuck in his throat, it would be deadly, Yue Zitong did not dare to slacken off, and quickly stood up and walked to the kitchen, saying that he was going to get vinegar.

The folks always say that children accidentally stuck their throats when eating fish, and they can melt away by drinking vinegar. Yue Zitong doesn't know where he heard it, and thinks that vinegar can also deal with chicken bones.

"Boy, what is this?"

Just as Yue Zitong walked into the kitchen, the embarrassed Helan Xiaoxin looked up, stared at Li Nanfang viciously, and asked in a low voice.

"Well, misunderstanding, it's pure misunderstanding. Can you let go of your leg first so that she can see it badly."

Li Nanfang explained awkwardly, raising his hand and scratching his head, not daring to look at others.

After not blanching Yue Zitong's feet into pig's feet with hot soup, Li Nanfang was very unwilling. He secretly removed the socks, followed her example, and sneaked out from under the table, no matter where it was, directly clamped a piece of meat. screw----

In other words, the force on Li Nanfang's toes is much stronger than Yue Zitong, and it is not inferior to a vise. It is estimated that Aunt Yue's tender meat can be twisted directly into blue-purple, which is still merciful.

He was sure that in front of Helan Xiaoxin, even if Yue Zitong was screwed to death, he would not dare to show it on the spot-guarding his girlfriend and flirting with his fiance, he really couldn't afford to lose that person, didn't he?

Just as he tried **** his toes, Li Nanfang was observing Yue Zitong who was sitting with Helan Xiaoxin from the corner of his eyes. What cute reaction would he have, but he saw the new sister's body suddenly stiff.

Grass, twisted the wrong person.

Li Nanfang immediately knew that he had twisted the wrong person, and as soon as he was about to retract his foot, he was firmly clamped by two legs.

If he retracts hard, it will inevitably cause Helan Xiaoxin to fall back and be discovered by Yue Zitong, which is not good.

"Let go of your legs? Boy, what you said is simple."

Helan Xiaoxin sneered silently, and whispered: "You have plucked out a few hairs under the new sister, but you want me to let you go easily?"

Damn, how do you say this?

The rudeness of Helan Xiaoxin's words made Li Nanfang a little speechless, and he smiled in a jealous smile: "Then, you can't just sandwich me like this? If she finds out, she will definitely mistake us for us----"

"What do you think we are?"

Helan Xiaoxin asked: "Shall we cheat in front of your aunt and fiancee?"

Li Nanfang didn't say a word, which was considered a tacit consent.

Although he had had that kind of relationship with Helan Xiaoxin a long time ago, and Yue Zitong knew it, but it was standing on the moral heights of'treating the sick and saving people'. No matter who knew it, he had to give a thumbs up and give Mr. Li three points. Twelve likes, say a good man.

But if you let Yue Zitong know his stinky feet now, he is about to go further ---- it would be a humiliation to her.

Li Nanfang could use other methods to humiliate Yue Zitong when she made mistakes, but it would never be in this way.

"Sister new, come and drink vinegar."

When Helan Xiaoxin was about to threaten Li Nanfang to promise her a certain condition, Yue Zitong ran out of the kitchen holding a vinegar bottle.

"Cough, cough, no need. It's better now."

Helan Xiaoxin was also worried that he would be discovered by Yue Zitong. He let go of his leg, coughed a few times, and waved his hand to say no.

Yue Zitong was still worried: "It's really unnecessary?"

"No need."

Helan Xiaoxin shook his head.

"That's good. Now I announce that chicken feet will be included in our recipe blacklist in the future. Li Nanfang, do you remember?"

"remember."

Li Nanfang, who loves sauced chicken feet the most, replied dullly, and looked down at his right foot.

Helan Xiaoxin didn't lie--there are indeed a few curvy hairs in the middle of the big toe of his right foot.

Thinking that he was eating, but got a few of these things, Mr. Li's appetite immediately fell by half.

"Little nephew, take the vinegar back to the kitchen."

Yue Zitong began to put on her auntie again, and squatted down in front of Li Nanfang with a thump of the vinegar bottle.

Feeling a bit sulky on his right foot----Li Nanfang was going to get some water for a rinse. He was naturally happy to help, picked up the vinegar bottle and walked into the kitchen.

"Helan Xiaoxin must be swollen in that place? It's all because of you. Damn it, won't you get athlete's foot?"

Li Nanfang patted the thumb of his right foot and rubbed it several times, only to feel that the smell disappeared.

Helan Xiaoxin's composure is absolutely worthy of admiration. When Li Nanfang walked out of the kitchen, she whispered to Yue Zitong with a smile, staring into his eyes with a clear constriction.

Li Nanfang didn't worry that she would tell Yue Zitong what happened just now. Naturally, he ignored her and took a big sip—the whole person froze suddenly, his cheeks bulged up, and he wanted to spray, he was trying his best to endure it. .

"Sister Xin, you can explain the new explanation of how pigs and dogs are inferior. I listen to you with a different mind."

"Well, this pig dog is not as good as it is when eating like a pig dog----"

When Helan Xiaoxin gave a vivid explanation again, Li Nanfang struggled to swallow the food in his mouth.

Rather to be killed, he can't be a bad guy.

No wonder Yue Zitong went to get some vinegar for so long.

No wonder she was holding a fist in her left hand when she came out, because she was holding a handful of salt in her hand.

What would it be like to sprinkle a handful of salt in half a bowl of seaweed soup, Li Nanfang really disdain to tell others, picked up his rice bowl, stood up silently, and walked to the kitchen.

As soon as I walked in, two women laughed wildly in the restaurant, as if they had just been messed up by a row of men.

"Oh, the taste of dinner tonight is really good. Li Nanfang, you have received heartfelt compliments from two beautiful women. Don't be proud, but keep working hard."

Li Nanfang took out the coin when Yue Zitong pushed the rice bowl in an official tone.

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