Strange Life of a Cat

Zheng Tan was puzzled, he didn't even know who the "Buddha" was. Originally, I thought Papa Jiao would talk about his leaving home, but now not only did he not mention leaving home, but what happened to the "Buddha" instead?

"Oh, forget it, it doesn't look like it knows." Jiao Ma returned to the kitchen to continue making dinner. She didn't think that a cat could change Chu Hua's famous "Buddha" attitude.

Papa Jiao sat down on the sofa and described the general situation of "Buddha" to Zheng Tan.

When Papa Jiao said about a woman in her fifties with a serious face, Zheng Tan thought of the old woman who went to the artificial lake.

It should be that one.

The original name of "Buddha" was Ye He, the dean of the School of Physics, which overlapped with the name of Yehenala, the old Buddha of the Qing Dynasty. In addition, he was more serious and had a strong aura. Everyone in the School of Physics respected him. Moreover, Ye The dean's husband is now the principal of Chuhua University, and he was given the name "Buddha" at some point.

Zheng Tan thought about Dean Ye's appearance and style of handling things, and he was really impressive.

Father Jiao didn't ask about Zheng Tan's leaving home, and didn't go into the matter of "Buddha smiled". Anyway, seeing "Buddha" like that doesn't seem like a bad thing.

During dinner, the two children woke up and felt much better. The first thing Jiao Yuan does when he wakes up is to check the "baby" in the refrigerator.

"Oh Shet!"

Jiao Yuan wailed, just in time to be heard by Jiao's mother who came out with a plate of vegetables, and twisted Jiao Yuan's ears after putting away the dishes, "Another swearing, one piece of pocket money will be deducted!"

"Hey, don't, I can't help it but it's justified." Jiao Yuan rubbed his twisted ears and said.

No matter how Jiao Yuan explained, one piece of his pocket money was still deducted. Seeing Jiao Yuan gnashing his teeth while eating, Zheng Tan estimated that he would settle the score with those three when he went to school tomorrow.

After seven days of desertion, Jiao's family became lively again, and the popularity returned.

After dinner, the two children watched TV for a while and then went to their respective rooms to review their homework. They hadn't gone to school for a week and had to make up some homework. Parents and mothers Jiao didn't need to say this, they were very conscious.

Jiao Ma went out to find her colleagues and sisters after she cleaned up the dishes. Jiao's mother works as an English teacher in a junior high school near Chuhua. When she was away, she found someone to help with the class. When she came back, she would like to thank her. They are all in the family compound, and the relationship is good because they are close. I bought some Bring the fruit over.

As for Papa Jiao, he is currently sitting at his desk reading an anthology.

Zheng Tan walked over to look at the cover of the book, it was Mr. Zhou's anthology. That being said, Papa Jiao is not in a very good mood right now.

People always have various negative emotions such as dissatisfaction, depression, boredom, etc., but the way of venting is different. Some people like to swear, some like to drink too much, some like to fight or do some strenuous exercise, etc., but Zheng Tan did not I have heard Father Jiao swear or use other violent sports to vent. Because there are children in the family, he seldom smokes and doesn't often drink alcohol. He only drinks when some close friends come over.

Different from others, Dad Jiao would read Mr. Zhou's anthology every time he was in a bad mood and bored but had no solution. Zheng Tan remembered the most recent time, that is, in August, when Papa Jiao was waiting for the National Natural Science Foundation of China to release the rankings. At that time, Zheng Tan watched Papa Jiao read "The True Story of Ah Q" with Mr. Zhou's anthology. The good thing is that a few days later, the National Natural Science Foundation of China released the list, and Dad Jiao's name was on the list.

As for today...

Zheng Tan jumped up on the desk to take a look, what Father Jiao was reading today - "On "Fucking"".

... After all, the times are advancing, and we cannot go back to the past "fucking" era. After a lot of thinking, coupled with the profound and long-standing cultural heritage, I finally found a word that is "more elegant", "more civilized" and more enjoyable than "fucking" - "尧" . "My butt" was comfortably shouted out...

Seeing this passage, Zheng Tan glanced at Papa Jiao who was reading the book seriously, and tugged at his ears. Well, everyone has a different way of venting their depression, and he doesn't understand Father Jiao's thinking.

Zheng Tan jumped off the desk and went to the balcony to breathe. The air at night was cool, and there was a faint fragrance of flowers. Before Zheng Tan took a deep breath, he heard that unique singing voice from the fourth floor.

"I planted a melon~under the wall~every day I come to water it~see it every day~sprouts~flowers~a big watermelon~, big watermelon, big watermelon,~ I can't hug it .~~”

Zheng Tan: "..."

Give your grandma a paw!

The parrot was watering with a small watering can in its mouth. When it ate watermelon in summer, it spit out some watermelon seeds and put them in the flower pot on the balcony. It found long melon seedlings by accident, and it was so happy that it got nervous for a long time. Sing "Planting Melon" when watering.

It is very strange that this melon seedling survived. You must know that the parrot and its owner sometimes go on a business trip for a few weeks without anyone watering it. Moisturize.

As for fertilization, hehe, there are a lot of bird droppings, so there is no need to worry about it.

Zheng Tan looked over there, the melon seedlings had grown a lot, but he didn't know how long the poor melon seedlings would last in this growth state.

Before the parrot found him, Zheng Tan slipped back to the living room, rolled on the sofa, and fell asleep with his eyes closed. Tomorrow I have to get up early to go for a run. Recently, after running a full lap around the school, I am not as tired as I was at the beginning. I heard from Wei Ling that in a few days, I will increase the intensity of training, and I have to train to climb trees. There is a long way to go...

Have a good night's sleep.

The next day, Zheng Tan looked at the bowl of Sanxian noodles in front of him and wanted to burst into tears. Sure enough, it's good to have someone at home, so you don't need to eat in the cafeteria.

After Zheng Tan finished his noodles, he walked slowly to the big lawn, where Wei Leng was warming up and waiting.

"Fifteen minutes later than yesterday."

Zheng Tan ignored it, rested for a while to digest.

After wandering around on the lawn, I started my daily run around the school. The recent running has made Zheng Tan's foot pads a lot rougher. It was quite painful in the first few days, but then it got better.

Today’s journey around the school is different from the usual one. I changed to a more partial branch line and needed to climb uphill and take stairs. The distance has increased and I am a little tiring.

After running, Zheng Tan's limbs were almost grinding the ground, his body was weak, and he walked slowly towards the Dongjia District. Wei Leng followed, if no one was watching at this time, a little Chihuahua would have killed Zheng Tan.

When they were about to reach the compound of the Dong Family District, Zheng Tan looked towards the grove, Ah Huang was rolling in the grass, and the police chief was staring at the turtledove on the branch. As for Big Fatty, Zheng Tan scanned around, and that guy was still sleeping at the pile of stones.

There is a pile of stones covered with weeds. If you don’t look carefully, you can’t really tell that there is a cat squatting there.

Zheng Tan was about to lift his feet to walk there, when the big fat man on the other side stood up with his ears pressed down due to his sleeping position, he jumped up immediately, his eyelids no longer drooping, and he looked in the direction of the road with great enthusiasm Looking at it, it doesn't look like the usual way of just waking up.

Since the big fat has developed more and more horizontally, there is more flesh on the face, and the head looks bigger. Once the hair is fluffed up, the ears appear to be much smaller, but this guy's hearing is still so good.

When Zheng Tan was wondering, Big Fatty had already run towards this side. At the same time, a familiar car with a military plate on it slowly drove to the side of the road, and stopped next to Zheng Tan and the others.

The closed car window was lowered slowly, half of the glass window hadn't been lowered yet, the big fat man who was running over just jumped and rushed into the car through the gap that was opened.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Zheng Tan wouldn't have thought that this fat man could jump so lightly, and he calculated it very accurately, so that he could jump into the little gap just opened.

but……

Fatty, can't you wait until the window is completely lowered before jumping? This is very dangerous!

This girl is just shaking, eager to be abused. When I go back later, I will probably see it squatting on instant noodles again.

Zheng Tan was thinking about how pitiful Fatty would be squatting on instant noodles later, Wei Leng next to him gave a standard military salute until the car went away.

Zheng Tan looked at Wei Leng suspiciously, and then at the car going away, puzzled.

"The former old leader, he was promoted later, and now he is also a big shot." Sensing Zheng Tan's doubts, Wei Leng said. No wonder the first time I saw that fat cat, I thought it was weird. I didn't expect that it was taught by this person, and the cat's behavior at that time was also understandable. It seems that the fat cat is hiding deep enough.

Zheng Tan was still in surprise, he didn't expect that the relatives of Big Fatty's family were still big shots.

Wei Leng threw the empty mineral water bottle in his hand into the trash can. Although he has already retired from the army, his military salute just now was completely conditioned reflex.

"Can you dance so accurately?" Wei Leng asked.

Zheng Tan knew that what he was asking about was the precise jump that Fatty just made. Pulling the ears, it seems that if it dances by itself, the probability is not very high. If the car window was fully open, he would definitely be able to jump in easily, but according to the width of the gap that the car window was opened just now... it would be quite difficult, and he might hit his head, or get stuck with his hands and feet.

It stands to reason that Zheng Tan is not as fat as Big Pang, so the difficulty should be less, but Zheng Tan has no idea at all.

"So, you are far inferior to that fat man." Wei Leng concluded. What he saw just now was just the tip of the iceberg shown by the fat cat. He believed that the fat cat must be more capable. And calculation ability, plus the jumping ability that is a little fat but not inferior to other cats, all show that this cat is different.

"The revolution is not yet successful, and comrades still need to work hard!" Putting down a word, Wei Leng ran away. Instead of continuing to run around the school like the previous few days, he ran outside the school. Today's news.

Zheng Tan also recovered now, climbed trees in the grass, and went home for dinner at noon.

At the same time, Dad Jiao went home because he wanted to copy a document, and happened to see the scene where Wei Leng saluted inside the car just now. He heard Yi Xin talk about how his cat ran with someone for exercise in the morning, and Mrs. Zhai also told him that she was thinking about how to investigate Wei Leng, but unexpectedly saw this scene.

Just get to know each other.

After returning home and copying the data, Papa Jiao went to Fatty's house on the first floor and came out ten minutes later.

When the Jiao family and his wife talked about Zheng Tan that night, Father Jiao said, "Don't worry, although the specific identity of that Wei Leng is not clear, but he can definitely trust him, and let Heitan learn some skills, so as to save future troubles." Going out is frustrated."