Start a Dungeon

"Have you heard? Something happened outside again."

"What's wrong?"

Lott's body was soaked in the water, his head tilted up and his eyes closed, leaning against the edge of the pool behind him, looking like he was taking a nap.

In fact, all his attention was focused on the side.

"There has been a sudden movement in Kane City recently. A large number of troops have moved to the northeast. What happened a few days ago. According to reliable information, Sala City has been attacked again. We are here to rush to the rescue."

Sala City, also known as the Flower City, is located 100 kilometers northeast of Kane City.

It is called the Flower City because there are many women, but in fact, it is located on the edge of war between several other forces. While it has been repeatedly affected by wars, it is also often constantly harassed by defeated troops and bandits, making it It is in a constant state of war.

The end result is that the number of men is decreasing day by day, making the entire city of Sara look like it is filled with women.

Kane City and Sara City had an alliance agreement in the past. Although the lords here were very reluctant, because it was an alliance made by their grandfather, they could not break it. In addition, more and more refugees were coming over there. The security of Kane City was affected.

Therefore, whenever there is a war there, Kane City will send troops to rescue them, pacify the bandits, and then drive the refugees back when everything is over.

"Sarah City." Lott raised his head and murmured.

There are many girls in Happy Street who are from Sala City, and life is not easy.

It's good to be here. Since the powerful IP of 'Top Card' was promoted, some J-academy owners have set their sights higher and higher based on the principle of focusing on quality rather than quantity, so that most of the girls can only work in the slums of Kane City. Living a life of darkness.

Only those with good looks can be selected and brought here.

Because the dungeon has clear rules for young ladies, they are not allowed to be beaten, scolded, hurt, or forced. Therefore, the lives of kiln sisters are naturally different from those outside, and almost every one of the 'top names' has become a star.

After they earned enough money, they relied on their connections to recruit their former little sister and opened a brand new dance club in the neighborhood, with her as the boss and madam.

Yao sisters are an indispensable part of the dungeon, and even in Lot's mind, their status is higher than that of adventurers. After all, there are so many gangsters here, and the security depends on the death knights going over and beating them up. , something will happen sooner or later.

The presence of the lady greatly soothes the anger in the hearts of adventurers. Whether they fail to draw a card, a monster is robbed, a team battle is destroyed, or they are beaten by a death knight, they can find spiritual comfort in the lady.

Therefore, Lott provides excellent benefits to the ladies, such as halving rent and tax rates; opening special publicity channels; having special MPs patrol around their clubs, etc.

‘Am I running a dungeon or a J-yard? ’

This question often appears in Lott's mind, but when he thinks that he still has so many subordinates to support, he can put those unnecessary thoughts aside, after all.

“Life is not easy”

Lott sighed, slowly immersed his head in the water, only exposing his eyes, and then blew bubbles. At the same time, he listened to the sounds around him again to see what they needed in order to improve this place as much as possible. environment of.

"Hey, have you noticed? The number of MPs here seems to have increased."

"Yeah, I just noticed it."

"Shhh, keep it down, don't let them hear you."

"Hey, it would be nice if there were fewer demons."

Don’t even think about it!

"The word 'company' is very popular recently. People around me are talking about starting a company."

"This is a business guild, right? Aren't you afraid of offending those die-hards?"

"What are you afraid of? As long as there is money to be made, no one can stop me! If they dare to touch me, aren't there MPs? Do they have the courage?"

Today's adventurers are divided into conservatives and liberals. The former are resistant to merchants and some advanced things. After figuring out that a company is equivalent to a merchant's guild, some guys began to think of ways to sabotage the liberals' attempts to open a company. .

After realizing this, Lott wondered whether he should ask the 'Dungeon Lord' to come forward in person tomorrow and make the conservatives calm down in his name?

But then again, if all the adventurers run away to start a company, who will download the copy? Who fights the monster? Who draws the card? Shouldn’t the energy income of the dungeon be reduced?

It’s difficult to do.

The conversation over there continues:

"If you open a company, what are you going to open?"

"I don't know. I'll open whatever I need."

"Cut~~~"

"Look, you should just follow the example of others and open a bone grafting center. Guys whose legs were broken by MPs are treated there. I heard the business is booming."

"It's too late. There are already several restaurants. Besides, this guy doesn't know any medical skills."

"How about a psychotherapist? There are many people who have been beaten to the point of going insane by MPs."

"That was before. Now there is a new rule in F Hospital, which is to erase the memories of guys who were beaten to the point of insanity in a small dark room, in order to prevent them from going crazy. But when those guys see When MP passed by, there was no one who didn’t tremble.”

"Besides, there are several mental therapists, so just save yourself."

"Have you heard? Yesterday, another lucky guy drew an SR card, and then he fainted from excitement."

"This is no nonsense, SR, I would be so excited to get a trading card that I would roll my eyes."

"To be honest, my heartbeat has been beating non-stop for some reason these days, and I'm also feeling dizzy."

"Hey, I have one too."

"You guys are okay."

Although the few people were just chatting in an ordinary way, after Lott heard this conversation, his face suddenly turned pale.

No? A sign of high blood pressure? ? reason? Overstimulation?

Lott quickly looked around and found that almost everyone was normal, but there were indeed a few who said they had symptoms of dizziness and unstable heartbeats when they were excited.

"Overstimulation leads to chronic increases in blood pressure. Damn! I should have thought of this!"

Now the problem is complicated. Goblins know nothing about pharmaceuticals, biology, medical treatment, etc. What should we do?

"Who among you is a pharmacist or an alchemist?" At this time, a voice sounded.

"I."

"And I."

"What's wrong?"

After scanning around, the man said: "I heard that some people are too fast when looking for girls. Some guys are young, and there is something wrong with the thing and it cannot work properly. This can cost people's lives."

"what do you want to say in the end?"

The man smiled mysteriously and said: "If someone develops a potion that can help with long-lasting pain, then not only can he make a fortune, but he can also benefit the vast number of compatriots and regain their glory, right?"

"Oh~~~"

Listening to the admirations around him, Lott suddenly felt speechless: Now Viagra has become a problem

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