Sorry, the System is Really Amazing

Under Ye Chen's instruction, the paper substitute pressed the hands-free button when answering the call.

Everyone in the hall can hear each other's speech.

Ye Chen signaled everyone to be silent.

"Baby, can you come out tonight? What you promised to me, should it be fulfilled tonight?" A hoarse male voice came from the other end of the phone. .

Mr. Lei, as well as the whole family of Lei's family, were furious and forcibly held back, their bodies trembling like chaff.

"Giggle...my dear, of course I remember..." the paper doll stand-in whispered, "Don't worry, tonight, I'm yours. I've already hidden it from my father and everyone in the family, only you and me , the world of two people, no one will disturb...I can't wait, because, I love you so much..."

The paper doll stand-in is very nasty to say.

Ye Chen was the only one who felt so sick that he almost vomited.

After all, Ye Chen kept his yin and yang eyes open all the time, and he could see the wretched, dirty, corpse-mouthed male hanged ghost inside the paper man.

"Okay, honey, let's wait at the Celebrity Hotel in an hour. I'll get the room ready." The paper figurine substitute said with a charming smile. "Wait for my call."

"Okay. I'll meet you at the Celebrity Hotel later. Baby, tonight, I want you to experience the joy of being a woman! I want you to fly into the sky!"

End the call.

"Master Ye, the Celebrity Hotel is a five-star hotel owned by my Lei family." Mr. Lei said respectfully to Ye Chen. "Now, what should we do?"

So far, Mr. Lei, and even the whole family of Lei's family, have been convinced by Ye Chen's methods. Even if Ye Chen's identity as a master of martial arts is put aside, just relying on this magical metaphysics and Taoism is enough to shock this ancient martial arts family!

"Miss Lei's second lady has a very special identity. The person who can perform spells on her is definitely not as simple as it seems. Maybe there is some conspiracy hidden in it—" Ye Chen pondered for a while and said. "Immediately install a pinhole camera in a certain room of the Celebrity Hotel. Let's also go to the Celebrity Hotel and watch the live broadcast!"

"Yes." Mr. Lei nodded.

At the moment, Mr. Lei personally arranged and ordered people to install a pinhole camera in Room 3980 of the Celebrity Hotel as quickly as possible!

"You go to Room 3980 of the Celebrity Hotel immediately.

Once the pinhole camera is installed, call the guy and let him into the room. "Ye Chen said to the paper figurine substitute.

"Yes, master." The paper figurine stand-in was respectful.

This is just a wild ghost. Ye Chen can perfectly control it with the "Heart Sutra of Controlling Ghosts" and make it obey its words.

This is Ye Chen's first time enslaving wild ghosts. The 'Heart Sutra of Controlling Ghosts' is really useful.

In terms of Ye Chen's current ghost power, he can enslave about 20 of these hanged ghosts at a time.

Young Master Lei drove the paper figurine stand-in to the celebrity hotel.

"Let's tidy up, let's go too." Ye Chen said to everyone with a smile.

At the same time, a task was also written——

"Ding

task generation

Task content - the host took action to save the second lady of the Lei family from danger, and deciphered the spells in her

Rewards - the system is analyzing the difficulty of the task, and the rewards will be settled later"

...

‘I don’t know if this is a side mission—forget it, don’t care, it’s best if the system can give me a reward, and I don’t care if I don’t have a reward. Tonight is mainly to help Lao Wang solve all the troubles. '

At the moment, Ye Chen and the others also drove quickly to the celebrity hotel.

In addition to Mr. Lei leading some of the Lei family's children, Song Zihao, Lao Wang, the Wei family trio, Master Kong, Chen Song and others also rushed to the hotel with great interest to watch the show.

Celebrity hotel. Five-star hotel in the wine market.

A very grand, spacious and luxurious presidential suite.

At this time, a projection screen was hung on the entire wall of the living room.

Several laptops, hooked up to a projector.

I saw that on the projection screen, several pictures were divided. The picture quality is clear. From different angles, every move in another room in the hotel is broadcast live.

In the picture, in that room, the paper doll stand-in is already sitting on the edge of the bed, making a call on his mobile phone.

It looked at the pinhole camera from time to time, with the corners of its mouth raised, and a sly smile that didn't look like a human appeared, which was particularly creepy.

Ye Chen and others have all arrived at the presidential suite.

Ye Chen sat on the sofa, crossed his legs and smoked leisurely.

Lao Wang also had a cigarette in his mouth, sat next to him, and said excitedly. "Brother, it's so exciting! I haven't noticed it yet, you are so full of bad ideas! Should I call you Mr. 91 Ye now?"

"Come on, if it wasn't for helping you, I would be able to do such dirty things?" Ye Chen laughed.

"Well, brother, you know martial arts, you know Taoism, you know how to tear paper figurines and summon ghosts - you and I have been playing together since we were young, and you have been hiding too deeply, right?" Old Wang was a little horrified. road.

"Old Wang, don't ask too much about these things. An Anxin writes your novel." Ye Chen laughed. "Mr. Lu Xun said that ignorance is actually a kind of happiness. In fact, I have these abilities, but I am also very troubled. I would rather be like you, be an ordinary person, eat and die every day. I am far less happy than you."

Lao Wang stared at Ye Chen for half a minute, "Damn it, are you so good at acting now? Gouzi, you've changed!"

"Old man, the arrangements have been made." The manager of the hotel, who is also a collateral blood relative of Lei's family, said respectfully beside old man Lei.

"Okay, you go down first. Remember, what happened tonight must not be leaked. Otherwise, you will be expelled from Lei's house!" Mr. Lei looked fierce.

"Yes, yes, old man, I'll go out first." The manager was trembling with fright, and hurriedly exited the presidential suite.

"Master Ye, that son of a bitch will be here soon." Young Master Lei said respectfully to Ye Chen.

"Well. Wait a minute, don't act rashly." Ye Chen said slowly. "You have to wait until the caster and the paper doll substitute, OOXX, can Miss Lei be saved from danger."

"Heh, this time, the caster can steal a lot of money." Song Zihao also had a gloating face. "I'm afraid, he never expected that the mantis catching cicadas and orioles behind him would be a male ghost in a paper human body! Hahahaha!"

Speaking of this, Song Zihao couldn't bear it any longer and laughed wildly.

The entire presidential suite was filled with bursts of laughter.

The atmosphere is extremely cheerful.

"It's disgusting." Master Wei's daughter, the fat and beautiful woman, frowned. "Master Ye really likes to play tricks."

"This is not a spoof." Ye Chen retorted. "This is saving lives, and the merit is immeasurable."

After a pause, Ye Chen said to himself. "Don't talk about ordinary people, even if it's a martial arts master, if the horoscope of the lunar calendar falls into my hands, I can make you unable to survive, unable to seek death, ruined reputation, and ruined family!"

The laughter stopped abruptly.

"Hey..." Master Kong smiled awkwardly. "The second son of my family, following Master Ye's teachings, is so in love with a guy who is neither male nor female, he can't pull it out."

Everyone looked at Ye Chen with horrified eyes, their bodies trembling.

Including Song Zihao and Mr. Lei, these masters have only one thought in their minds—'Don't offend Master Ye, let alone tell him the horoscope of the lunar calendar. This guy is a devil! '

"Why are you looking at me with such strange eyes?" Ye Chen froze for a moment. "Oh, it's okay to give you some popular science for free now - you can't easily tell other people about your birth date in the lunar calendar. Especially Taoist wizards, wizards and so on, once they know your birth date in the lunar calendar, it will be troublesome It’s big. If I’m not mistaken, the caster must have obtained Miss Lei’s birth date in the lunar calendar. There should be spies around her.”

"Yes, Grandmaster Ye, I will investigate." Mr. Lei's heart trembled, and a murderous intent flashed in his eyes.

At the same time.

On the outskirts of the wine market, in a dark and damp bungalow.

In a cramped room.

In this room, white candles were burning everywhere, and a smell similar to that of a corpse permeated wantonly.

On an old desk, there are some photo frames.

There are quite a few photos among them, and they belong to Second Miss Lei!

Every photo of Second Miss Lei is filled with twisted and weird runes with special paint, and her birth date in the lunar calendar is written on the back, and a red thread runs through the photo.

Red threads passed through the photo of Second Miss Lei, and finally wrapped around a photo of a man.

This man, with a bulbous nose, looks wretched and ugly.

A middle-aged man with a gloomy face sat in front of the desk with a sick smile on his face, "Okay, after tonight, the second lady of the Lei family will be completely controlled by my younger brother. The Lei family! Our brothers Two people, come to collect debts!"

While speaking, resentment, hatred, and madness flashed in the middle-aged man's eyes.

At this time, he picked up his phone to check the time, and found that there was an unread text message - "I am afraid that the matter of Miss Lei's family has been leaked."

"Oh? Could it be that someone saw that I performed the head drop technique on the second lady of the Lei family? Hahaha... so what? This is a color drop made from corpse oil, and there is almost no solution! Besides, it is left to Lei Second Miss's time is running out! Hahahaha! Even Da Luo Jinxian can't save her! Hahaha! Everyone in the Lei family deserves to die!"

...

Celebrity hotel. presidential suite.

"Here we come! Come in!" someone shouted, pointing at the projection screen on the wall.

Ye Chen and the others stared at him immediately.

I saw an extremely wretched and ugly man with a short stature, a horse face, a bulbous nose, and a wide mouth, about the same age as Second Miss Lei, got into the room and closed the door.

"Honey, you're here..." The paper doll stand-in couldn't wait to rush up, wrapping his jade arms around the man's neck, about to ask for a kiss.

"This..." Mr. Lei was a little embarrassed. "My precious daughter, I will never do such a dishonorable and degrading thing!"

"Mr. Lei, don't get excited, that's not your daughter, it's just a ghost with a paper body." Song Zihao comforted him.

"That ghost is also anxious, and wants to take a few breaths of yang energy while it's hot. It's normal, don't make a fuss." Ye Chen laughed.

"But, Master Ye, although we all know that it's just a ghost, not my daughter, but...but...still...it still makes me very uncomfortable... very uncomfortable..." Mr. Lei looked embarrassed.

"Understood." Ye Chen said deeply. "This is easy to handle."

Ye Chen burned a [Appearance Talisman].

Golden light shines on the projection screen.

The paper figurine stand-in in the picture immediately reveals its original shape in the eyes of everyone!

It turned into a hanged ghost with a tongue hanging down, a face full of pieces of flesh, and a body full of corpses. What the hell is it a male ghost!

This ghost is wearing a very funny paper man with painted eyebrows and eyes, and a very thick blush.

In room 3980.

The man kissed the hanged ghost.

This scene is really disgusting and disgusting, full of heavy taste.

In the presidential suite, many viewers retched.

However, it was seen that traces of milky white gas visible to the naked eye seeped out from the man's seven orifices, and was greedily absorbed by the hanged ghost.

This is the so-called Yang Qi.

After kissing for a full three minutes, the man seemed to be overwhelmed. He pushed the paper doll stand away, and then slapped it on the face.

"Bitch! Damn, weren't you aloof when you were studying? Don't you look like a goddess?" The man sneered, but his eyes were full of greed and evil.

"Hey...they didn't do this for you...Li Xuran, my dear, come and love her...tonight, I'll give you everything..." the paper figurine stand-in said coquettishly.

"Hahahaha!" The man 'Li Xuran' suddenly laughed wildly, a little hysterical. "Bitch, I've waited too long for this day! To tell you the truth! My brother and I are here to collect debts! A hundred years ago, there was an ancient Wu family, the Li family, in the wine market! The Li family was brutally massacred by your Lei family overnight, and almost wiped out! You may not know this blood debt, but the descendants of our Li family will always remember it in our hearts and never dare to forget it!"

"Back then, my great-grandfather escaped overseas by chance—he warned us that the hatred of the Li family must not be forgotten! Sooner or later, you will have to pay for your Lei family's blood! I have been lurking in the wine market for a long time... And, I am in junior high school When I was in the same class as you... Slut, you never thought that I, Li Xuran, would be the enemy of your Lei family, right? Hahahaha——Tonight, starting from conquering you, officially kicked off the prelude to the demise of the Lei family! Lei Everyone in the family is going to die! No one can live!"

"Huh? The remnants of the Li family?" Hearing this, Mr. Lei shrank his pupils and his chest heaved slightly.

The members of the Lei family were also full of anger, their eyes flashed with awe-inspiring murderous intent.

Ye Chen looked at Mr. Lei curiously.

"Master Ye, these grievances are all from the previous generation." Mr. Lei quickly explained. "However, Master Ye, this matter is well documented in the notes left by my grandfather. At that time, the Li family was indeed an ancient Wu family in the liquor market. Killing innocents, our Lei family, this is how we slaughtered them all. Unexpectedly, we still failed to eradicate them. So much so that the enmity has continued to this generation, if not for Ye Zongshi's wiseness, my daughter would have almost died."

Song Zihao hurriedly said aside. "Master, I also heard about this matter from Grandpa. Back then, the Li family was indeed full of evil, and everyone was punished for it."

"These things about Chen Guzi's rotten sesame seeds have nothing to do with me." Ye Chen smiled. "Let's continue watching the show."

on the projection screen.

"My dear... I don't care about any grudges... I just want you... Come on! Tonight, let me serve you well! If you want revenge, go ahead... Even if you kill all the Lei family, you will be with me." I have nothing to do... giggling... come on...!" The paper figurine trembled with laughter, rushed up and began to undress Li Xuran.

It really can't wait, it wants to absorb Yang Qi!

"Hahahaha...Okay. You bitch! Tonight, I'm going to make you unable to get out of bed! Tsk tsk, you are so beautiful... To be honest, even if you know, our two families have a blood feud and are sworn to death. When I was studying, I couldn't help falling in love with you... You are a goddess! Tonight, I got my wish!"

slap.

30 seconds later.

End.

Li Xuran lay on the paper figurine, panting heavily.

"Hehehe..." The hanged ghost attached to the body of the paper figurine flashed an extremely contemptuous expression in the eyes of the corpse worm.

"That... that... I... I... I'm so excited..." Li Xuran blushed and defended repeatedly. "Wait for me to rest for a while, bitch, don't be complacent!"

In the presidential suite, everyone was stunned!

Quiet.

Extremely quiet.

"Everyone, it's over." Ye Chen shook his head, "Then now, Miss Lei's true self is safe. Her sanity should have recovered, and the spells she used no longer exist. And In this calamity, she was naturally blocked by the paper doll double. The paper doll double is like blocking a little goldfish."

"Ouch!" Finally, Master Wei's daughter, that fat and beautiful woman, couldn't help but vomited. "I can't take it anymore. It's disgusting... This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life..."

Vomiting spread like the plague.

In the presidential suite, many people threw up.

Because in their view, the one who had sex with Li Xuran was a ghost, a male ghost!

On the other hand, Li Xuran in the projection screen lost weight at a speed visible to the naked eye, and looked very haggard. There are a few deep wrinkles on the forehead.

"A few more shots, and this guy will be squeezed dry by the hanged ghost." Ye Chen smiled.

"Master Ye, thank you for your righteous action!" Mr. Lei finally let go of his hanging heart. He stood up straight, bowed slightly, and bowed to Ye Chen. This is a martial arts master. Highly polite, "Not only did you save my daughter's life, but you also let the Lei family know about the enemy's plot! Ye Zongshi, please rest assured, from now on, our Lei family, and your brother's disputes and entanglements , write it off!"

After finishing speaking, Mr. Lei smiled warmly at Lao Wang, "Little brother, all the previous things were all misunderstandings. From now on, you are welcome to come to the wine market and come to my Lei's house as a guest. If you are in the wine market, what trouble will you cause?" , Just report my name."

"Ah - thank you, Mr. Lei. It's finally all right! It's so cool!" Lao Wang was completely relaxed.

"Brother Wang, add a wechat to each other later." Young Master Lei also grinned at Old Wang, "I'm a rough man, martial artist, I can't say nice words, we don't know each other, I'll take you to the clubhouse to play some other day .”

"Uh—that's good, that's good." Old Wang's face was full of laughter. But of course he knew that the reason why the Lei family showed their favor was nothing more than to climb up to Ye Chen through him.

The projector turns off.

Those disgusting, unsightly scenes finally stopped.

"Master Ye, it seems that this evil beast surnamed Li has accomplices. I mean, capture him, take him back, and torture him severely." Mr. Lei said.

"These things have nothing to do with me. You can figure it out yourself." Ye Chen said lazily.

"In the past, destroy that bastard! Take it back!" Mr. Lei ordered to Young Master Lei, his voice was serious, and murderous intent flashed in his eyes.

"Yes." First Young Master Lei took a few people, left in a hurry, and broke into room 3980 to arrest them.

At the same time, in Ye Chen's mind, system prompts sounded one after another——

"Ding

Congratulations to the host for completing the task: [Let the second lady of the Lei family save herself from danger and crack the spells in her]

Obtained the skill book "Nanyang Top Ten Head Drop Techniques: Five Ghosts Flying Needle Drop", which has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space

Obtained the skill book "Nanyang Top Ten Head Drop Techniques: Color Drop", which has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space

Obtained 10 wisps of Dao Qi energy, which has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space

Gain repair energy 0.2

The system is repaired 9.08%"

...

"Ding

Congratulations to the host for completing the task: [Shock the heroes and resolve the crisis for the old king]

Obtained the skill book "The Third Move of the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon: Seeing the Dragon in the Field", which has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space

Obtained the skill book "The Fourth Move of the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon: Hung Chien on the Land", which has been automatically stored in the storage space of the dimension

Obtained the skill book "Fifth Move of the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon: Don't Use Qianlong", which has been automatically stored in the storage space of the dimension

Obtained 10 strands of internal force, which have been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space

Obtained Taoism: Unclothes Undressing Curse, which has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space

Gain repair energy 0.2

The system is repaired 9.28%"

...

'What the hell! After completing two missions, a lot of prizes have also been released! Happy! This wave is a big profit! Old Wang, I can't wait for you to cause trouble again and let me come forward to solve it - it's so cool! '

Ye Chen is very excited, he is obviously stronger now.

"Master Ye..." Suddenly, Mr. Lei lowered his voice. "Can you stay, I want to have a few words with Ye Zongshi alone."

"Huh?" Ye Chen was taken aback.

"It's an extremely important matter." Mr. Lei lowered his posture.

"Okay." Ye Chen smiled.

At that moment, Mr. Lei began to issue orders to evict guests.

Song Zihao, Master Kong, Chen Song, Lao Wang, and the Wei family trio left one after another.

Before leaving, Ye Chen gave Chen Song and Master Kong 10 pills of [Consolidating the Origin and Peiyuan Pill] each, and then asked the three members of the Wei family to drive Lao Wang back to Yanshi. Moreover, he took the initiative to ask for the mobile phone number of the big fat beauty "Wei Lingling".

This made Wei Lingling dumbfounded.

As for Master Wei and his son, they were pleasantly surprised.

‘Could it be that Master Ye likes obese women? His aesthetics are the same as those in the Tang Dynasty, with fat as beauty? '

Old Wang said in his heart, Brother Chen, are you going to drive a tank?

Ye Chen just smiled mysteriously and didn't say anything.

In the end, even the members of the Lei family left.

In the presidential suite, only Ye Chen and Mr. Lei were left.

At the same time!

Wine market, suburbs, countryside!

In a dark and damp bungalow, in a cramped room.

Suddenly, all the candles in the room went out at the same time!

"puff--!"

The gloomy middle-aged man sitting in front of the desk suddenly turned pale as paper, and a mouthful of blood spattered out from his mouth!

His face became extremely ferocious, "No! Impossible! My love has been broken! Impossible! Who is it! Who is it! I want him to die! He wants him to die without a burial!"

Above the bungalow, the air flow suddenly surged, condensing into a middle-aged man's face, his mouth was still vomiting blood, his facial features were distorted like a ghost, his voice was icy cold, and his eyes were full of hatred and resentment. "Who broke my head-down technique! I want to torture him to death! I want to chop his bones! I want to crush him bit by bit! Ah——!"

Celebrity hotel.

presidential suite.

"Mr. Lei, what's the matter with you?" Ye Chen asked while smoking a cigarette.

"Master Ye...this...this..." Mr. Lei was so excited that he rubbed his hands together. "Shicai, you said, you can summon the ghost of Lei Hong's ancestor to meet us—then...then..."

"Don't you not believe it?" Ye Chen smiled.

"No, Grandmaster Ye, I have seen your metaphysical ghost skills, I believe it! I believe it! Grandmaster Ye is truly a god-man! Extraordinary and refined!" Mr. Lei's expression had a flattering look on his face.

After a pause, he trembled. "To be honest, Grandmaster Ye, although the martial arts inheritance of my Lei family has continued to the present age, there is a set of palm techniques that lack the last three ultimate moves. There is also a top-level mental technique missing. If, Grandmaster Ye To be able to recruit the ghost of Lei Hong's ancestor, to complete that set of palm techniques, and that top-level mental technique-then, then...my Lei family...will...will be possible, and more grandmasters will be born! In Sichuan Province In the Guwu circle, everyone can go to the next level!"

Mr. Lei's eyes are about to burst into flames!

"Oh, you are the ghost who wants me to recruit Lei Hong. Let it complete the lost martial arts of the Lei family - interesting, you old man, it is really interesting." Ye Chen smiled, his face, A rare smile appeared on the display. "How about this, you first write out Lei Hong's birth date in the lunar calendar."

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PS: I wrote this chapter for 5 hours, I was exhausted