Son of God in the Madness of Basketball

Artest walked into the arena with a vigorous spirit.

Some players may have some uneasiness and uneasiness when they first arrive at a brand new and unfamiliar team, but this is not a problem for Artest at all.

No way, human Ron Artest was born this way.

tension? disturbed? perturbed? Fear of being bullied?

These words are completely missed by Artest. As a rookie year, he dared to openly challenge Jordan on the training ground, and brutally slammed the gangster of Joe's main rib. He naturally brought BUFF.

And Artest also took a little care, after all, this is his first meeting as a Lakers player with the original veteran, and the psychological book said that the impression of the first meeting is very important, Artet naturally wants to create for himself A strong look!

However, Artest miscalculated. Although he thought of many ways in his mind before entering the door, he only found out that the Lakers players were chatting and farting together in twos and threes, and he didn't even notice him coming in.

Only Zen Master, General Manager Kupchak, and several assistant coaches of the coaching staff are waiting at the door for their newcomers.

"Welcome to the Lakers." Zen's opening remarks were simple, and then patted Artest on the shoulder to greet other players, leaving Artest alone in a daze.

What's even more astounding is that Zen Master and Kupchak greeted the four newcomers and left directly!

left…

opened…

Now ...

"WTF! Zen Master, why are they all gone? I'm not training today? I'm wearing a full set of equipment!" Shannon Brown on the side was a little dumbfounded, but he wanted to give the coach a good impression today.

As a person who had been popular in those years, coming to the Lakers was regarded by him as the greatest opportunity in life. This is the place closest to the champion. There is also Ji Feng beside him. Kobe Bryant is a fierce person. Shannon Brown has a competitive mind here.

According to his ideas, the Lakers are two consecutive championships, a 75-win super team, not to mention the serious Spurs under Popovich's governance. At least the team should be the kind of people who love training. Since the first day, I have been sweating on the court, and every week I have to admire a wave of 4 AM in Los Angeles.

But now in front of him is a group of players who are more active than the rotten team Bobcats he was originally ...

Famar is in a group with Fisher, Morrison and others, and Famar, who is in the middle, is saying something, and Fisher is beside him with a lustful smile that the old driver can understand ...

Not far away, Bynum was showing his stupid hair to everyone, but the four strong men led by Ji Feng instantly held their hands and feet and carried them directly to the side, standing here. Can hear the screams from Bynum's mouth.

Just when Shannon Brown did n’t know what happened, Ji Feng directly turned into teacher Tony and sat on the bench with Bynum with an explosive hairstyle, holding a fader in his hand who did n’t know where it came from, and Gaso next to him. He pressed Bynum's thighs, and Kobe was also happy with the thief who was holding his arms and smiling. Bynum couldn't get rid of him, his face was miserable, and he could only accept the fact that he returned to his bald head ...

‘Om ~! ! ! ’

The sound of the electric fader made Shannon Brown involuntarily touch the top of his head. Fortunately, he is also bald ...

The most annoying thing is that Famar did n’t know what to say, let Vujacic and Fisher break out directly, Famaal was caught after running two steps, Vujacic and Fisher grabbed him from left to right Half of his body, ripped open the crotch and rammed the basket.

"Ah ~!"

A scream!

The four people standing at the door unconsciously clamped their **** ...

"Goo ~! Here, is this the legendary Lakers ..." Shannon Brown is not good at all.

"Yes, a little scary ..." Powell was also blinded.

Artest scratched his head, this style is a bit wrong.

This ... really that iron-blooded lake man?

Is it really the Lakers who are fierce, iron-blooded, unwilling to lose, and good at confrontation?

Only Mbenga, the old man of last season, was familiar with this place. Although he was not so crazy when he was there, the atmosphere of fun is really the Lakers he is familiar with. Seeing this scene, he felt familiar. , Watching his teammates not talking, he simply shouted directly at the court: "Hey, hey! Guys! I'm back! I also brought fresh blood!"

Mbenga's words finally made the players who were playing HIGH on the court noticed this. The first one came to finally get rid of the "Aruba" Farmar.

"(Whistle) Welcome to the Lakers guys!" Farmar trot all the way, hugged Mbenga first, then shook hands with the other three in turn.

"Hey, don't think that you can run away. You guys are carrying us on our backs. It's really unbearable." Fisher shouted as he walked.

Then I greeted the four newcomers, and then turned to greet the real big guys in the team: "Hey, Ji Feng, Kobe, Paul, stop scoring Bynum! Hurry up and say hello Help them! "

"Don't worry, just starting the new season, everyone is more excited." Fisher turned around and said to Artest, his tone was relaxed, and there was no estrangement that Artest imagined.

Artest nodded to understand, and at this time, Ji Feng was too full of Tony ’s addiction. He threw the fader to the staff and greeted the cleaner to clean the ground, and then pulled up Bynum: "This is pleasing to the eye. There are more. "

Bynum, this guy was a little bit floating, and he even found a hot head hobby, which is okay. You think you are Yu Qian, so Ji Feng directly chose to stifle into the cradle.

"Yes, yes, the boss is right!" Bynum replied inexorably. There is no way. Ji Feng and Kobe are all bosses.

Greet Bynum, Ji Feng and his party also came to say hello to Artest and others, then Kobe took off his clothes and began to warm up, while Ji Feng showed a perfect smile to Artest.

"Welcome to join us! I hope you have fun!"

The smile is very sincere ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ but Artest feels a bit cold ...

"Bullfighting time!" Farmar threw his clothes into the sky, roared upwards, and then others responded. The atmosphere of the just teasing disappeared instantly, and the scene became bloody.

Ji Feng directly pulled Artest onto the stadium.

"This is our meeting ceremony here!" Ji Feng threw the ball to Artest, provocatively ticked his finger.

This has almost become the corporate culture of the Lakers. Newcomers must come here so that they can quickly integrate into the team and understand their position. As the saying goes, there is nothing that cannot be solved with a burst hammer of!

"OK! I'm just about to have a show!" Artest was interested instantly. The last time he was in Houston, he played with Ji Feng. He thought it was a good time to establish his majesty!

But this result ...

"11-1, Ji Feng wins!" Farmar announced loudly.