Siheyuan: I am a natural disaster, turn myself in at the beginning

Chapter Eighty-Eight: Return to the Courtyard, Pit the Birds Again!.

Ye Tian left the Ministry of State Security and returned to the long-lost courtyard again.

This time, Ye Tian’s departure time was a bit long.

Just arrived at the courtyard, inexplicably had a feeling of reunion after a long absence. But as soon as I entered the door, the familiar smell of birds and animals hit! I saw a kid with a snot at the door stealing chickens.

That child is none other than Qin Huairu’s son: stick terrier! The stick terrier was originally preoccupied with catching chickens.

But seeing Ye Tianhou, the stick terrier was taken aback. Ye Tian is a notorious unlucky egg in the yard.

On weekdays, Qin Huairu did not let the stick terrier talk to Ye Tian. It was even more explained that the stick terrier was far away when he saw Ye Tian.

I haven’t seen Ye Tian for several days, and who knew that Ye Tian suddenly returned. Coupled with the stick terrier holding the chicken he had just stolen in his hand, he was already weak-hearted. All of a sudden, he screamed in fright.

And the chicken in his hand struggled even more.

Whooshing flared his wings and flew out with a struggle.

While flying out, the claw accidentally grabbed the stick terrier’s face. The stick terrier’s face instantly had an extra mouth.

The blood was left at once.

In Ye Tian’s ears, the voice of the system was also heard at the same time.

[Ding, detected that someone nearby is unlucky. 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the stealing skill.] 】

Ye Tian glanced at the stick terrier speechlessly, this courtyard is still the courtyard of the year. A bunch of beasts, that’s not the same at all.

The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, and the stick terrier is only how old it is, so I learned to steal chickens. Long, certainly not a good thing.

This kind of goods, early death and early superbirth. Just don’t grow up.

The cry of the stick terrier soon attracted the other animals in the yard. Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu bore the brunt of the rush out.

Seeing the blood on the stick terrier’s face, Jia Zhang cursed.

“Stick terrier! What are you doing! ”

“Let you write homework without writing! Know to play every day! ”

“Now it’s okay! Play with your face! ”

“In the future, I see that you won’t even be able to marry your daughter-in-law!”

Qin Huairu on the side also followed Jia Zhangshi and reproached the stick terrier. As soon as these words came out, the stick terrier cried even louder.

Ye Tian shook his head when he saw it, animals are cattle, his own children were scratched by chickens, and he didn’t want to comfort him, so he scolded first when he opened his mouth. Anything goes!

The cattle are estimated to be better than the two of them!

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang were scolding the stick terrier.

Suddenly heard a sigh next to him, and looked at the sigh, and the two people were startled.

“Ye Tian… Ye Tian is back! ”

“It’s over!”

“Our good days are over!”

Jia Zhang’s legs have just been raised, and this Ye Tian has returned! Jia Zhang was so frightened that he couldn’t speak.

He also understood why his own stick terrier was injured! Most of them were caused by Ye Tian, the unlucky calamity star!

Qin Huairu was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground.

She saw that Ye Tian hadn’t been home for a long time, and thought that Ye Tian had finally killed herself. Unexpectedly, Ye Tian came back!

They have only had a good life for a few days, and it is estimated that they will be unlucky every day in the future! How will it live after this!

Hearing the movement in the courtyard, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao’e also ran out.

“What’s wrong with this?”

“Twitter, what’s it called?”

Xu Damao said dissatisfied. Before the words were finished, Lou Xiao’e quickly pulled the corner of Lashu Damao’s clothes.

“Two words less! Ye Tian is back! ”

“You want to follow the bad luck!”

Lou Xiao’e hurriedly gave Xu Damao a look. Xu Damao said dissatisfied.

“Can Lao Tzu be afraid of him?”

“What a thing!”

As he spoke, a chicken ran past Xu Damao’s eyes. Xu Damao looked at it and said in confusion.

“This is… Our chickens. ”

“Our chicken, how did it get here?”

Lou Xiao’e also said strangely.

“yes, I remember I locked up the chicken.”

“I also said that when this chicken lays a few more eggs, it will be sold for money.”

“Why did you run out on your own?”

After hearing this, Ye Tian said with a smile.

“How? Will chickens still go through walls? ”

“How could it have been self-contained.”

“As soon as I came back, I saw the stick terrier stealing chickens.”

“You look at the paw prints on his face, it’s a chicken scratch.”

After Ye Tian finished speaking, he planned to eat melons on the side!

These beasts in the courtyard can really do anything. Rabbits don’t eat the grass on the edge of the nest yet.

This terrier is good, and I don’t know who to learn from. Stealing from the neighbor’s house.

That Ye Tian naturally couldn’t get used to him.

I have to let Xu Damao teach a good lesson.

As for Ye Tian himself, it was naturally impossible to make a move. As soon as these words came out, Qin Huairu quickly spoke.

“Ye Tian! You fart! ”

“Our family stick terrier, how can we steal chickens!”

“If you have no evidence, don’t talk nonsense.”

“Be careful, I call the police to arrest you!”

Ye Tian wanted to laugh when he heard it.

Such obvious chicken paw prints on the face of this stick terrier. Qin Huairu can still quibble!

It really deserves to be a beast of the courtyard.

The ability to say nonsense with his eyes open really made Ye Tiandu feel a little emotional. Before Ye Tian could speak, Xu Damao spoke first.

“I’ll take a look!”

“Isn’t this the blood mark caught by the chicken feet!”

“Okay, awesome!”

“I didn’t learn well since I was a child!”

“Learn to steal at this age!”

“It’s worthy of being a child without a father, you can’t learn anything else, but you can learn quickly by stealing chickens and touching dogs!”

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and slapped the head of the stick terrier.

It’s like shooting a watermelon.

The stick terrier’s head hurt, wow, and cried again.

Now Qin Huairu was anxious.

“Xu Damao!”

“Why are you hitting my family’s stick terrier!”

“I didn’t steal it again!”

“Isn’t this chicken here!”

Qin Huairu protected the calf, which Ye Tian did not expect. But I saw the two beasts scolding.

Ye Tian snickered and stood aside, happily eating melons. These beasts are good if they are killed!

After Qin Huairu finished speaking, he pointed to Xu Damao’s nose and continued.

“Xu Damao, I’ll tell you.”

“My child, you are not allowed to move your hands and feet!”

“Besides, this mark on your face, why do you say it’s a chicken paw print!”

“I see you’re a blood-squirting person!”

“If you can’t give birth to yourself, you will beat other people’s children!”

“Xu Damao, you are such a beast!”

The more Qin Huairu scolded, the cooler he became, and he seemed to be scolding. Xu Damao’s nose was crooked.

It is said that hitting people does not hit their faces, and scolding people does not expose their shortcomings. These two people are good, what is ugly and scolding! Know, know that they are neighbors.

I don’t know, I thought they were a feud!

Qin Huairu’s husband died early, and the stick terrier has always been brought up by her alone, and Xu Damao and Lou Xiao’e have had children for several years and have not been on board.

As for whether it is Xu Damao’s reason or Lou Xiao’e’s reason, it is unknown. After Qin Huairu finished scolding, Jia Zhangshi seemed to feel that it was not too enjoyable, and continued.

“Can’t let our stick terrier get beaten in vain!”

“We must compensate our family for the stick terrier!”

“If you want me to see, this chicken will simply be compensated to us!”

“I just haven’t eaten chicken in some days!”

“My mouth is also panicked.”

After Jia Zhangshi finished speaking, his eyes greedily looked at Xu Damao’s chicken. Ye Tian listened to it on the side!

This Jia Zhang’s clan, when the beasts don’t act! The stick terrier was beaten for stealing chickens, and she still wants Xu Damao to compensate? And also to compensate a chicken?

Also choose her own favorite! What a beast!

It’s simply using stick terriers.

If you can’t get it, it’s Jia Zhang’s teaching stick terrier to steal chickens! After Xu Damao listened, his nose was crooked.

“Your stick terrier stole chickens and was beaten, are you still reasonable?”

“Still want my chickens?”

“I don’t think you have a brain, do you?”

Lou Xiao’e on the side also echoed.

“Exactly! Your house really stinks. ”

“Stealing people’s things, and stealing reason.”

“According to what you say, our family still has to apologize to the stick terrier?”

“What a joke that has not been heard in a hundred years!”

was ridiculed by Lou Xiao’e and Xu Damao. Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu suddenly became angry. Jia Zhang gritted his teeth and said.

“Fart!”

“You two can’t have children.”

“That eye saw us stealing the stick terrier?”

“I also said that your chickens flew out by themselves!”

“Maybe it’s our stick terrier who kindly wants to capture it and return it to you!”

“It’s really a dog biting Lu Dongbin and not knowing the hearts of good people.”

“The dog barks!”

When Qin Huairu heard this, he was also unwilling to follow, and scolded with Jia Zhangshi. The two families scolded each other, one sentence was more difficult than the other.

Jia Zhang ran back into the house angrily, and ran out with a wooden stick and dancing his claws.

“I’m going to see today, whether it’s your mouth is hard, or the stick in my hand is hard!”

“I have to kill you with sticks.”

Jia Zhangshi naturally did not have the courage to really hit Xu Damao with a stick.

The reason why she took out the stick was actually to scare Xu Damao. I want Xu Damao not to pester them.

It would be best to compensate them for a chicken.

But as soon as the words fell, Jia Zhangshi suddenly felt that his feet slipped, and Jia Zhangshi stood unsteadily, and suddenly slipped. This wooden stick hit Xu Damao’s head straight down.

With a muffled sound, Xu Damao’s head suddenly broke and bleed! Xu Damao screamed in pain.

“Ouch!”

“It hurts Lao Tzu!”

Xu Damao screamed strangely while quickly touching his head. When I wiped my hands, I suddenly felt wet.

When you look at it, your hands are all red! Not blood and what!

Lou Xiao’e on the side was frightened and stupid.

She never thought that the stick terrier stole something, and this Jia family seemed to be reasonable. What she didn’t expect the most was that this Jia Zhang Clan actually dared to hit people! Lou Xiao’e couldn’t help but scream.

“Beating! Come on! The Jia family beat someone! ”

Xu Damao gritted his teeth in pain and said.

“Jia Zhang!”

“You got it!”

“Really dare to hit Lao Tzu!”

“If Lao Tzu doesn’t fight back today, Lao Tzu won’t be surnamed Xu!”

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he kicked towards Jia Zhangshi. Jia Zhangshi had not stood firmly, and this foot was raised.

Jia Zhang instantly fell to the ground.

The back of his head hit the ground, and his head suddenly broke into blood. Jia Zhang, who was in pain, screamed.

“Ouch!”

“Xu Damao!”

“You’re so fighting!”

“You can get your hands on it!”

“I’m an old man!”

Jia Zhangshi is old, how can he be Xu Damao’s opponent.

Xu Damao sat on Jia Zhang’s body and punched and kicked Jia Zhangshi. Xu Damao sneered while hitting Jia Zhang.

“Are you still an old man?”

“Lao Tzu hit the old man!”

“When you came up to Lao Tzu’s head so suddenly, why didn’t you say that you were an old man!”

“I see, you’re still young!”

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he slapped Jia Zhangshi twice.

Not to be outdone, Jia Zhang’s hands grabbed Xu Damao’s face indiscriminately. Suddenly, Xu Damao’s face was scratched by Jia Zhang!

There are a lot more paw prints on my face! Xu Damao’s teeth grinned in pain. However, Xu Damao is younger after all.

Fighting with Jia Zhang’s, naturally Jia Zhang’s suffered even more. Seeing this, Qin Huairu on the side quickly rushed over.

Kicked Xu Damao and kicked Xu Damao away from Jia Zhang’s body.

“Xu Damao! You’re a beast! ”

“How old are our mothers-in-law!”

“You really can do it!”

“How did our family offend you?”

Qin Huairu’s mouth was so pitiful, there was no ambiguity under his feet, and he kicked on Xu Damao’s waist. Xu Damao, who was in pain, lay on the ground and couldn’t get up for half a day.

Seeing this, Lou Xiao’e on the side was angry.

Her husband was beaten, how could she swallow her anger.

“You are beasts!”

“Your whole family is a beast!”

“The little one steals chickens, the old ones beat people!”

“It’s obviously the hand of Jia Zhang’s beast that moved first, and now we are still blaming Xu Damao!”

“You little slut! Now I dare to hit my husband! ”

Lou Xiao’e rushed up angrily, grabbed Qin Huairu’s hair, and tore it up. Not to mention that women fight fiercely! When Lou Xiao’e grabbed it like this, Qin Huairu’s face suddenly distorted in pain.

Lou Xiao’e, no matter how much, grabbed Qin Huairu’s hair and kept pulling. Qin Huairu, who was in pain, cried.

Seeing this, Jia Zhangshi, who was beaten and dizzy, quickly got up from the ground.

Go up to help Qin Huairu, pull Lou Xiao’e’s hair, and keep pulling. Suddenly, in the courtyard, crying father and mother.

And Ye Tian, who was standing on the side, saw these beasts in the courtyard fighting. Don’t be more happy in your heart!

This kind of small amount of energy, this kind of ending is the best! If he had fought like this every day and been killed earlier, he would have deserved it! After all, a bunch of beasts and animals do not deserve sympathy.

Ye Tian didn’t mean to persuade at all on the side.

If it weren’t for the lack of mobile phones in that era, Ye Tian couldn’t wait to give them a few videos! Watching this gang of beasts fighting, Ye Tian was going to laugh numb at the moment.

Because, whenever Qin Huairu was beaten into a big pocket, Ye Tian’s ears would sound the system’s reward sound. Similarly, when Jia Zhangshi and Lou Xiao’e, as well as Xu Damao, are beaten, the system’s reward will pop up.

Although it is not as rich as the rewards obtained in the three countries of Afghanistan. But winning is not in the number of times!

Listening to the system reward in his ears, Ye Tian’s heart was beautiful! Sure enough, not moving the courtyard was the wisest decision! This is like a stuck bug, brush the reward brush flying! Who wants to move away from such a nice place!?

After Ye Tian watched the meeting again, Meizhi went back to the house!.