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"It's starting again, my uncle is showing off again!"

"My uncle's classic sayings, please take notes and use them when you show off in the future!"

"Everyone has nine years of compulsory education. Why is my uncle so good?"

"Maybe my uncle is a level higher than us..."

"Ten years of cold weather, do you want to know?"

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Li Muge's balls ached when he heard Chen Yefeng's long speech.

Although I knew from my cousin that this guy was crazy, I didn't expect him to be so crazy. He was so crazy that he felt like he was crazy.

"I'm going to challenge you now!" Li Muge gritted his teeth and said.

"I refuse!" Chen Yefeng said without hesitation.

"Why?"

"Because of you now, I will kill you within three shots." Chen Yefeng smiled after saying that, and his smile was confident and full of force.

"I think I can beat you!" Li Muge still refused to give up.

"I don't want you to feel it, I want me to feel it." Chen Yefeng was a little impatient, "Young man, the gap between you and me is really too big.

This huge gap is far greater than you think.

So... you'd better challenge others first, such as some snipers from professional teams. If you beat them, it's not too late to come to me. "

young people……

First he was a rookie, and now he is a young man. This made Li Muge, who had been determined to win just now, now feel so miserable that he couldn't even tell the truth.

No matter how good he is, he is still called the little sniper god by his fans! ! !

The light of domestic production in the future! ! !

Besides...

According to what my cousin said, this guy seems to be one year younger than me...

But he actually called himself a young man so grandly... Is he so shameless?

"Just wait for me. One day I will defeat you openly and squarely to wash away the shame of being killed with one shot!" Li Muge thought about it and decided to give up this challenge.

There was no other reason, because he was afraid that if he continued to chat with this guy, he would be angry and cause physical problems.

What's more, according to what his cousin said, even though he may not be as good as before, he still has to crush the vast majority of people today.

Well...it's not too late to challenge others first, and finally challenge this guy!

"Then you will definitely lose ugly!" Chen Yefeng said with full force.

"puff……"

After listening to what Chen Yefeng said, Li Muge hung up the voice call with a dark look on his face.

He could imagine that the title of his little sniper god might change from today on.

Became... a noob.

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"Little rookie?

You really are your uncle! ! !

You are the first man to evaluate Li Muge like this! "

"Where are the members of the pretentious family? Check out Li Muge's live broadcast room for me, novices!"

"What kind of rotten fish is Li Muge? He dares to challenge our Doenjang?"

"Li Muge is dead. From today on, the entire Douyu PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds belongs to our uncle!"

…

Looking at the barrage, Chen Yefeng didn't say much.

The defeat of his generals really makes him less interested in taking on the challenge, if he insists on finding someone who is interested.

Maybe……

It was probably Morrison who broke his original promise because of his own reasons.

Thinking of the blond and blue-eyed boy, Chen Yefeng seemed to be able to feel his anger.

At the suggestion of fans, Chen Yefeng started a two-player mode.

but.

For him, all modes are the same, it's just about how many people are eliminated.

"Oh? Can you hear me?"

After entering the game, Chen Yefeng heard a soft voice coming from his headphones.

how to say.

Although I can understand it, this Mandarin makes me feel very awkward.

It's like having a naturally big tongue and not straightening it.

certainly.

the most important is……

This person is a young lady!

"heard it."

Chen Yefeng said softly.

"Oh~ your monk's voice, ho ho ho listen!"

"So-so, No. 1 in the world." Chen Yefeng was as humble as ever.

…

"Can anyone tell me why my uncle is so lucky to be matched with the young lady in the first round?"

"If Xiaotuanzi and Xiaodaimei find out about this, wouldn't they be jealous?"

"By the way, has my uncle made a choice? Which one should he choose? Our army of pretenders are just waiting to propose marriage!"

"People always have to have dreams, why can't we choose two at the same time?"

…

Chen Yefeng looked at the barrage and was also depressed.

He just showed his face, who knew it would cause such a big sensation.

He is handsome and thick-skinned, do you blame me?

…

"Ding! Mission released!

Mission name: Disciple development mission!

Mission introduction: The world is too dangerous, and simple young ladies are particularly dangerous. At this time, a wise, powerful, and handsome host is needed to extend a hand of friendship to help the young lady not to be tainted by this materialistic world. "

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This sudden mission made Chen Yefeng a little stunned. Although the mission failed, Xiaoqing would not give herself any punishment.

But...this makes people feel a little embarrassed.

Chen Yefeng thought for a while and decided to start setting a trap on the young lady.

"I'm like a novice. I'm not very good at playing. This seems to be my second game."

At this moment.

The loud-tongued girl's voice sounded again on the team's voice.

"I don't have anything to do. I'm like a great god. I don't have any feelings."

Chen Yefeng also answered slowly and deliberately.

"Skuichi!!!"

Of course Chen Yefeng, who has read countless films, knew what this sentence meant, but he still asked curiously: "Where are you from?"

"I am like a native of Pigeon Island!"

Um? ? ?

Chen Yefeng was slightly startled when he heard this.

No wonder her Mandarin is so bad, it doesn't sound like a dialect from somewhere, she has been working for a long time and she is an island girl.

once Upon a time……

Chen Yefeng shook his head and sighed. He also has many goddesses. Although they all exist on the hard drive, this does not prevent him from taking the time to take them out and watch them when he has nothing to do.

However, I remember that once I accidentally cleaned and anti-virus and accidentally injured the goddess in the hard drive, which made Chen Yefeng sad for a long time.

Fans in the live broadcast room also instantly became excited.

"Ahem, my friend asked me to ask a question. He wants to know why kimonos always have a small pillow on the back?"

"Of course that's for... gentlemen, do you understand what I mean?"

"Uncle, it's time to show off. Help me take good care of this island girl. We can't lose the face of us Chinese men!"

…

Looking at the barrage, Chen Yefeng, as a serious person, certainly cannot let his fans down.

After coughing slightly, Chen Yefeng asked seriously: "Actually, I have also been learning Japanese by myself recently.

However, self-study is really difficult, and there is one word that I still can’t figure out. "

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