Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

"boom!"

Chen Yu's words were like a bombshell.

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, my mind went blank.

"Let me strangle you. No wonder you are so tall. He turns out to be the boss."

"I was very excited at first, but now I am even more excited."

"I unilaterally declare that Siam is more magical than Asan."

"Zhennima chicken."

"There better be a typo upstairs."

"My friend asked me to ask if going to Siam for that kind of surgery would make you as beautiful as the person in the photo?"

"Brother, tell your story boldly."

Siam, everyone who knows what the words gender plastic surgery mean will understand.

The water friends were shocked at the same time.

All kinds of wonderful ideas emerge one after another.

In just a dozen words, the cherry blossom trees are so crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

"You are lying! You must be lying to me on purpose!!!"

The cherry blossom trees roared and screamed as they waited for the rain.

The pure and flawless goddess in my heart can never be a man.

Chen Yu said slowly: "Her penguin space will give you the answer."

"As for finding her Penguin number like this, you don't need me to teach you, right?"

Upon hearing this, Waiting Rain under the cherry blossom tree immediately picked up his phone.

Download the Penguin APP on the spot.

With the popularity of WeChat.

The usage rate of Penguin, a first-generation dating app, has dropped significantly.

Only those born in the 80s and 90s.

Still insisting on using it.

In order to keep pace with the times, Penguin has added the same function of finding friends on mobile phones as WeChat.

After downloading, wait for the rain under the cherry blossom tree. Click to add friends.

Directly entered the goddess’s mobile phone number.

Immediately afterwards, a name appeared in the add friend column.

Cute bunny.

Wait for the rain under the cherry blossom tree and immediately click on the other person's profile picture.

Enter the penguin space.

In addition to a large number of photos, there are also many written moods in the space.

"On the first day of estrogen injection, I was so excited."

"Profiteers have doubled the price of hormones. I'm so depressed. I can't afford it anymore."

"It costs half a million to go to Siam for that kind of surgery. I have to work hard and become a beautiful lady as soon as possible."

"I learned Yu Jie Yin today, it's so fun."

"It's so happy to be a girl. People always give up their seats when in the car."

Between the lines, there is a feminine and sweet writing style.

However, the content is unbearable for those who watch it.

Waiting for the rain under the petrified cherry blossom tree, I opened the photo album in the space with trembling fingers.

Click on the first photo.

It is an artistic photo of a tall boy with red lips and white teeth.

In the first few pictures, the boys still have obvious masculine characteristics.

As the photos were clicked one by one.

The image of boys has also gradually changed.

Long ponytail, double ponytail.

Sailor JK outfit, Lolita dress.

Various styles of female dressing and attire have appeared on boys one after another.

Later on, the style begins to change from sweet to rustic.

Smart short hair, royal sister outfit.

The photo I took out before waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree is exactly the same person.

In the last photo, the boy is wearing women's clothing.

Standing at the entrance of a large hospital with foreign language written all over it.

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree looks even more bitter than eating coptis.

I really don’t know how I have the courage.

Looking through these photos one by one.

"A real man can bend and stretch, rise and shrink."

“It’s easier to dig a hole than to plant a tree.”

"I'm curious, is it possible to have a baby in this situation?"

"A bunch of stinking straight men have cancer. It's none of your business if they don't change."

"Can the hospital do a female-to-male transformation?"

"After this kind of surgery, the post-operative maintenance is very expensive."

"A wild expert suddenly appears."

"Are you talking nonsense?"

"Okay, okay, everyone, stop joking."

Chen Yu spoke, interrupting the one-sided teasing rhythm.

"Patient, do you still think I'm lying to you?"

Waiting for Yu under the cherry blossom tree shook his head numbly.

"Why did she do this?"

"I will tell you this question later, how are you feeling now?"

Chen Yu asked.

"Fruited, uncomfortable..."

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree said bitterly.

"Is this an obvious symptom of depression? Do you need my treatment?"

"need."

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, he looked desperate.

It turns out that I really have a mental illness.

The goddess turned out to be a man.

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree, I wanted to bang my head against the wall.

When did you become blind?

Men and women cannot be distinguished.

"I've finally figured it out. Just talking to Dr. Chen for a few words can make you sick even if you're not sick."

"Essential summary."

"Obviously he is miserable, why do I always want to laugh?"

"Want to laugh +1."

"+10086"

"Brother, how many times have you had in-depth communication with your goddess?"

"What evil have I done as a single mother and child for thirty years? Entering this live broadcast room is so damn eye-catching."

As big melons were thrown out one after another.

The number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 150,000.

I have so much fun every day, especially today.

"Dr. Chen, has she ever been sincere to me?"

As soon as these words came out, Chen Yu almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

"I can bear it, Dr. Chen, please tell me the truth!"

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree said.

"It's not entirely possible to say there's no such thing."

"But if I say how many there are, I can say there are, but not many."

Chen Yu considered his words.

Speaking of the long, sad and complicated love story between the two.

"One day a year ago, you were driving by a shopping district and heard someone shouting for help to catch the thief."

"When you saw that the owner was a big sister, you drove off to catch the thief without saying anything."

"Because of this incident, you two met and exchanged contact information."

"Then you pursued her crazily because you were a good person. Although she had no feelings for you, she couldn't bear to hit you."

"I'll just try to date you."

"During the relationship, you kept sending her money so that she had sufficient funds for post-operative care."

Waiting for Rain under the cherry blossom tree was dumbfounded.

After working on it for a long time, he agreed to try dating me.

Not moved by his own sincerity.

Just because he is a good person.

Only if you can't lose face will you accept the pursuit.

“I’m sorry, you’re a good person (you’re so ugly).”

"The three most important things in life are self-confidence. She has a crush on me."

"No one can be broken down even if things get tough."

"Men are not bad, not only women don't love them, but men don't love them either."

"Hahaha, there is talent upstairs."

Chen Yu looked at the content of the barrage and said, "Would you like to know what the future will be like if you two stay together?"

"Can psychiatrists predict the future?"

"Isn't this a skill that only fortune tellers have?"

Waiting for the rain under the cherry blossom tree was dumbfounded.

"Science is omnipotent."

Chen Yu looked serious.

“Psychological diagnosis is a complex scientific discipline that encompasses much more than you might imagine.”

"Just by making calculations based on each person's personality and current situation, you can naturally know his future."

The water friends were dumbfounded.

Chen Yu blatantly told lies.

Is this really good?

Predict the future of life.

Are you sure this isn't metaphysics?

Are all psychiatrists today so wild?