Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

The appearance of these two things was like a basin of cold water poured on a woman's head.

I heard Chen Yu say before that both his daughter and the boy's illnesses were cured.

Women are even ready to go bankrupt.

Also make plans to buy the medicine.

Money is compared with my daughter's life.

So insignificant.

Sprite, spicy strips, can these things cure diseases?

She wouldn't believe it even if I beat her to death.

"Madam, the medicine in this bottle is happy water for your daughter to treat her heart disease."

"As for the medicine in the bag, it's a longevity bar for that boy."

Chen Yu said seriously.

"Dr. Chen, have you ever sold health care products before? You are so eloquent."

"I have been drinking Sprite for more than ten years, but today I realized that what I was drinking was Happy Water."

"Can we stop working on it now? Look at auntie, her face is almost white."

"The hot strip is called longevity strip. The anchor is really a marketing genius. Damn it."

The water friends were once again shocked by Chen Yu's ability to tell lies with his eyes open.

Even if Chen Yu takes out two powerful pills, they are more reliable than Sprite and La Tiao.

"Dr. Chen, it's not that I don't believe you, but... these two things have nothing to do with treating diseases."

The woman's face looked even more bitter than after eating Coptis chinensis.

I was half angry to death.

Thinking of Chen Yu's ability to predict events like a god before.

I don’t dare to attack easily.

"Who says they have nothing to do with curing diseases?"

Chen Yu brings Sprite close to the camera.

Point to the bold slogan above.

"It says that the heart is flying, and this flying heart is the key to curing your daughter's disease."

"The meaning of "heart flying" refers to a happy mood and high emotions."

"Explaining three words together is equivalent to spreading the wings of the soul and flying freely."

Chen Yu looked at the melancholy Xing Dailu who was stunned and speechless.

Then continue on.

"Your daughter has a heart disease. This bottle of medicine is designed to treat heart disease. Therefore, I call it happy water."

After hearing this explanation, Shuiyou and the melancholy Xingdelu's mother didn't know how to refute.

He knew clearly that Chen Yu was talking nonsense.

However, there seems to be some truth to it.

"As for this longevity bar, it will be a long wait."

Chen Yu clicked on the product name on the spicy strips.

Tang monk meat.

"Everyone should know what the effects of Tang Monk's meat are. Even if I don't tell you, you also know."

"Eat one piece and all diseases will disappear. Eat a few more pieces to prolong your life. Call it a longevity bar. Is there anything wrong with it?"

Chen Yu issued a soul question.

"It seems there's nothing wrong with it."

Sitting in front of the computer under the cherry blossom tree, Waiting for the Rain shook his head desperately.

He loved watching Journey to the West since he was a child.

I don’t know how many times I have heard the plot of monsters talking about Tang Monk’s meat.

"Mom, I believe Dr. Chen."

The melancholy Stardale looked up at her mother.

She is willing to take a gamble for the boy she loves.

"All right."

The daughter speaks, and no matter how doubtful a woman is, she must pay for it.

Then, Chen Yu sent a private message to the woman.

His WeChat ID is written on it.

and transaction methods.

WeChat transfer and express delivery.

A few minutes later, the melancholy Xing Delu ended Lian Mai.

"Dr. Chen, can these two things really cure diseases?"

"Maybe even fatal."

"I just realized that Dr. Chen seemed to be talking serious nonsense just now."

"Kid, do you have a lot of questions?"

"Dr. Chen, I have a question. Everyone has a crush. Why is that young lady so sick?"

As soon as this barrage appeared, it immediately resonated with everyone.

Regardless of men or women, they are bound to go through the twilight period of youth in their lives.

Ninety-nine percent of people have had a crush on someone else.

Why is everyone doing well?

Only the melancholy Xing Delu has a crush on her and developed heartbreak syndrome?

"It has something to do with her childhood."

Chen Yu said slowly: "My father died young and my mother was busy with business. The melancholy Xingdailu spent her empty time reading."

"Her father once worked as an ancient book publishing editor, and he left a large number of ancient love novels in the family."

"The melancholy Xing Delu is a girl with delicate emotions."

"I have read so much about ancient love that I began to imagine myself as the ancient daughter who pursues true love in the book."

"Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochuan, Zhuo Wenjun and other women are all regarded as idols by her."

Chen Yu cleared his throat.

Further talk about how the melancholy Stella contracted the broken heart syndrome.

Generally speaking.

People suffering from broken heart syndrome are mostly middle-aged people over thirty years old.

The melancholy Star Dew is a special case among special cases.

Three women who are idolized by the melancholy Star Delu.

Like her, she comes from a wealthy family.

They are all academically talented women.

The melancholy Xing Delu is also a top student.

In terms of appearance, the three women are the most beautiful women in the country.

The melancholy Xing Delu felt that she was not bad looking either.

Just like this, I finally gave myself the broken heart syndrome.

"I suddenly thought of a word, self-strategy."

"Not to mention, she really has many similarities with the three beauties."

"I am also similar to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. My surname is Liu, and I am an authentic native of the northwest."

"My son Liu Che, whose father is Emperor Jing Liu Qi, is in danger now. Please send money quickly."

"I, Emperor Wen Liu Heng, give money."

"Good guys, you guys are stacking buffs here."

"It's not good to choose who to be an idol. I have to choose these three. One is a yandere, one is a love brain, and the other one is left to the people downstairs."

"Sister Love Brain."

"pretty!"

Netizens reached a consensus.

The broken heart syndrome in the melancholy Stardale is really caused by herself.

Just read romance novels.

Whoever takes it seriously is stupid.

"Okay, everyone, stop joking about the patient. Please invite the next patient."

Chen Yu said.

"I'm counting on my fingers. The next water friend who loses his wheat will definitely be seriously ill."

"I also figured it out, it's a mental illness."

“It is everyone’s responsibility to care for the mental health of water friends. Today is Thursday, V is 50 for me.”

Whenever Chen Yu says the words "please invite the next patient", the live broadcast room will be filled with a joyful atmosphere.

"Let me tell you, what day is it today? Two of them are top beauties."

"They are still two different types, one is sickly and soft, and the other is heroic."

"I like young ladies who are cheerful and sunny, isn't it an exaggeration?"

"My lord, this is wonderful."

"It's really wonderful to eat Bulbasaur and enter Mickey's Wonderful House. It's wonderful to be home."

The second Lianmai water lover has caused water friends to actively make comments.

He is indeed as heroic as everyone said.

She is in her twenties, similar to the melancholy Star Dew.

Dressing up is completely different.

Wearing a simple ponytail.

Her beautiful face is full of sunny and cheerful temperament.

The skin is a healthy wheat color.

How can it be described with just one word?

A love story that experienced the melancholy of Xing Dailu and the ups and downs of the world.

Seeing this energetic young lady, the water friends' hearts also became cheerful.