Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

"Captain Li, why are you staring at me like this?"

Feng Lang said nervously.

Li Changjun snatched the phone and glanced at the caller number.

"Feng Lang, I have already arranged a shift with my colleagues. When will you pick me up?"

The phone was connected, and a pleasant female voice came from inside.

"Jiaojiao, I am your brother!"

Li Changjun said coldly.

"Brother! Why is Feng Lang's phone number here with you?"

Li Changjun hung up the phone without any explanation.

"Xiao Feng, you can do it."

"I just arrived in Hangzhou yesterday afternoon, and I got to play with my sister so quickly."

A terrifying sneer appeared on Li Changjun's face.

As a maniac who protects his sister, Li Changjun really never expected this.

He just invited Feng Lang to his house for a meal.

This kid is actually so familiar with his sister.

Just one day.

It's like watching a movie together.

In two days, it is possible to talk about marriage.

"Captain Li, please listen to my explanation. Jiaojiao and I are actually..."

"You are not allowed to come near my sister."

After that, Li Changjun wanted to block his sister's number on Feng Lang's cell phone.

"Captain Li, you'd better not do this."

As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, his number had been blocked by Li Changjun.

"Why can't you block me?"

Li Changjun said angrily.

Chen Yu smiled and said: "Three days ago, you and your sister borrowed a thousand yuan to pay off the debt. If your wife knew about this, you would have to pay off the debt."

"I'm afraid you won't be able to eat and walk around."

Hearing this, Li Changjun couldn't help but tremble.

His expression also changed from angry to panic.

"Beep beep beep..."

The phone rang again.

Li Changjun swallowed and took out his mobile phone with difficulty.

"If you don't answer, you'll be in even greater trouble."

Chen Yu reminded.

Li Changjun closed his eyes with a grimace.

The next second, Li Changjun opened his eyes.

Clicked the answer button.

"Li Changjun, you have become more capable."

"I asked you to quit smoking for your own good, but you are so good at it that you actually went to the shop downstairs to get cigarettes on credit."

"If you don't have money to repay your debt, just borrow it from Jiaojiao. Do you still act like a big brother?"

Li Changjun was punished and hung his head, not daring to refute a word.

"Since you are so capable, it seems that you don't need the three hundred yuan monthly pocket money."

"Honey, don't be angry, I won't dare to do it again next time."

When he heard that he was missing his pocket money, Li Changjun panicked again.

"Submit a five thousand word review tomorrow, it depends on your attitude towards admitting your mistake."

Then, there was no sound on the phone.

Feng Lang lowered his head and took a peek at Li Changjun.

A hint of schadenfreude appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Li Changjun looked at Feng Lang.

What kind of evil is this?

The little cotton-padded sister I have raised for twenty-two years.

It turned out to be a black-hearted cotton.

"Dr. Chen, please wait a moment."

After that, Li Changjun called Feng Lang and walked to the street.

About ten minutes later, the two people came in again.

Feng Lang looked happy.

Li Changjun was unhappy.

"You two, do you have any questions?"

"If not, I won't keep you."

Chen Yu asked with a smile.

No matter Feng Lang or Li Changjun, Chen Yu was the one who caused a lot of trouble.

Looking at him again, I felt a little wary.

Does Chen Yu have that kind of ability?

Two phone calls and the answer was given.

After communicating with superiors.

The advice given above is to keep in touch.

But don't stalemate the relationship.

Hearing the expulsion order from Chen Yu's words, Li Changjun gave Feng Lang a look.

I want to be my sister's boyfriend.

You must first learn to solve problems for your uncle.

"Um...Dr. Chen, your store is very uniquely decorated."

“Seeing these psychologists on the wall made me feel like I was in a college classroom again.”

Feng Lang had nothing to say.

I plan to talk about psychology with Chen Yu.

Chen Yu wrote lightly: "It's okay, I just painted it with a layer of white."

Feng Lang had a black streak on his head.

Brother, you can’t answer this chat.

"Hey, is this Freud?"

Feng Lang saw the golden statue.

Chen Yu nodded and said: "Yes, it was given by the customer."

"Captain Li, look at this Freud statue. The arms are arms and the eyes are eyes. It's really nice."

Feng Lang started to chat awkwardly.

Li Changjun glared at him.

Let you break the awkward atmosphere.

Find a way to talk to Chen Yu about something useful.

I didn't let you talk nonsense here.

Immediately, Li Changjun saw a dazzling array of "therapeutic tools" on the shelves.

Li Changjun had the urge to bring Chen Yu to justice.

AD calcium milk, priced at RMB 100,000.

Wazai snow cake, priced at 100,000.

A sticker with dozens of different shapes of Black Cat Sheriff.

Still one hundred thousand.

There are dozens more items like this.

Li Changjun is 100% sure.

These items are exchanged in the small supermarket downstairs of my home.

The total amount will not exceed five hundred yuan.

Selling small items at sky-high prices.

A life-size, golden statue of Freud.

A psychiatrist with a mysterious background and amazing abilities.

What the hell is this place?

Grocery store?

Counseling room?

Or is it a fortune-telling shop selling dog meat over sheep's heads?

For a moment, Li Changjun felt thunder rolling from the sky.

"Captain Li, for the sake of your condition, I suggest you buy this psychotherapy sticker."

When Li Changjun was complaining crazily, Chen Yu came over.

Say nothing.

Pick up that Black Cat Sheriff sticker.

"If I buy it, then I'm going to be seriously ill."

Li Changjun secretly cursed in his heart and said: "This thing is too expensive. As a squad leader, I can't afford 100,000."

"It doesn't matter, you can just buy the one above."

Chen Yu said.

"There are a total of fifty stickers on it, which can be sold separately for 20,000 each."

Hearing that they could be sold separately, Li Changjun subconsciously took a step back.

Feeling inexplicably.

Your wallet may bleed after a while.

The superiors are not allowed to offend Chen Yu.

If Chen Yu insists on selling, what should he do?

"By the way, Agent Feng, you'd better buy one too."

"No, no, I just started working, not much..."

Halfway through his words, Feng Lang suddenly paused.

"Doctor Chen, are the illnesses that Captain Li and I have serious?"

Feng Lang asked quickly.

"Your condition is not too serious. It will occur in about a few months."

"As for Captain Li's condition, it's very close."

Chen Yu shook the Black Cat Sheriff sticker in his hand.

"The Black Cat Sheriff is the embodiment of justice. Putting its sticker on your chest has a good mental healing effect."

"Buy, let's buy!"

"Captain Li, I will pay for this."

Feng Lang hurriedly took out his wallet.

"Dr. Chen, can you pay by credit card here?"

"Can."

After a while, Chen Ran brought over the newly installed POS machine.

Under Li Changjun's dumbfounded gaze, Feng Lang simply spent 40,000 yuan.

Chen Yu said: "Choose a look."

Feng Lang pursed his lips.

"It's better that you help us choose."

Hearing this, Chen Ran casually took two stickers.

"After three months, your stickers can be put on your clothes."

Chen Yu paused.

"Captain Li, it's best to post this one right away."

"No matter what anyone says, you can't take it down."

"Otherwise, the disease will kill you."